The Josh Innes Show - Nikki Glaser's Controversial SNL Monologue

Episode Date: November 10, 2025

I haven't actually seen Nikki's SNL appearance or the monologue. Let's listen and see how it went. According to stories, it was inappropriate and controversial. Let's see. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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19 plus Ontario only. Please play responsibly. Concerned by your gambling or that if someone close, you call 1866-3-3-1-2-60 or visit comixonterio.ca. All right, everybody, welcome in. It's all up in this. Hello, everybody. All right, so I've been looking at some different stories, and I see S&L host, Nikki Glazer, shocks with risque monologue, with controversial monologue, with jokes about sex trafficking and pedophilia. So you have my attention. And rape and murder.

I really think we're about to hit the apex of the Nikki Glazer thing, and then it falls off a cliff, which wouldn't be shocking. I think she had her moment. Was it a year or so ago? It was over a year ago that she did the Tom Brady roast, right? And that's where a lot of people who had no idea who Nikki Glazer is became Nicky Glazer fans. Then she was everywhere. And now I think we've kind of hit the oversaturation of Nikki Glazer thing because I used to be a huge fan. And then once everybody else started really being into it and the Tom Brady thing happened, it's when I lost interest.

And I feel like she's had like work done and stuff to try to look hotter. And look, she's hot. And I've always thought she was hot. But I don't know. I don't know. It's just not really for me anymore. It's kind of like I imagine somebody was when like, you know, when Green Day was just, you know, Green Day. But then Dookie and all these other things happened and they started to hate them.

I am a Nikki Glazer hipster is what I am. But let's do this. Let's play a couple commercials and listen to some of this monologue and see how risque it actually is. We will do that after these words. Get you and your crew to the big shows with Go Transit. Go connects to all the main concert venues like TD Coliseum in Hamilton and Scotia Bank Arena in Toronto. And Go makes it affordable with special e-ticket fares. A one-day weekend pass offers unlimited travel across the network on any weekend day or holiday for just $10.

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It's live from New York. It's Saturday night. Nikki Glazer. And she looks. fantastic. Like, she really is hot now. And I've always been a big fan. She's like bronchy and everything. And I mean, she just, she's, she's

hot. She's from St. Louis. She's the first person ever from St. Louis to host the, uh, S&L. Although she's clearly had a lot of work done. I am so happy to be here tonight. This is truly a dream come true. I love this show so much.

And here I am in New York City, Epstein's original island. It's such a special night. I got a spray tan tonight. Thank you. She did, and it looks very good. Deserves that. Thank you.

There are so many pasty white girls who are terrified to get spray tans because you're scared. You're like, I'm going to look orange. And I just believe me, I promise you, I promise you, it's better than what you are,

okay? Don't be scared. They're always like, I'm going to look like Trump. I'm like, bitch, that's why he won. I mean, yeah, he picked an insane shade.

He went pretty, I mean, he didn't go Kamala, but he picked a shade that half of America was like, okay, we can still tell he's white. So, I mean, it is kind of insane that white people can just, like, paint their skin a different color and they're like, this is cool, right? Like, I feel like that's cultural appropriation. I don't know. I mean, it's not blackface, but it is like Guatemalan leg. I mean, this is not my leg. I'm like, oh my God, Miyamo is Nikki. Look at that. Am I saying that right? I mean, look, it looks really good. There's no lie there.

No lie detected, Nikki Glazer. You look fantastic. But that was, okay, so we're two minutes in. Hadn't really been all that funny. I get these spray tans. I breathe this stuff in every week. I am definitely going to get some kind of respiratory illness from it. I think in like 20 years there's going to be some epidemic called tan lung.

And I really want to be on the commercials for the class action lawsuit. I think that's like such a good gig. I could just, it'll be so fun for you too. You'll turn on your TV in the middle of the night and be like, who is that? And I'll be like, I'm Nikki Glazer. You may recognize me from the roast of Tom Brady. Now that's, see, I, look, I have always found her to be amusing. That's a good, I appreciate the reference to the fact that, like, this is what people know her for is the Tom Brady.

Like, she is self-aware in that way. Okay, that's good. It'll be, like, me and Snookie. Like, that's fun. Just talking through our trakes, RFK junioring out. Like, he's got tan long. I mean, that's stage two. I don't know.

I'm no health expert, but neither is he. I mean, here's the thing. She's good. Like, I don't think she's unfunny, nor do I dislike her. I just hate the reaction to her now. Like, I hate, like, her being. Like, it really is.

I am a true Nikki Glazer hipster is what this comes down to. I liked her better before everybody. else knew her. I felt like I was on to something that nobody else was part of. I was hip to it before other people. It's just crazy we have to worry about our look so much and it starts so young as a girl. I mean I saw this girl the other day. She was probably six years old and her dad was trying to take a picture of her and he was like McKenzie look over here and she was like dad get my good side. She liked to like a pull like good side six. So sad because she didn't have one. And it's like when is she going to find out? She like needs to learn a trade. You know

like, hand or a wrench or do comedy. I don't know. I just think there's so many things we do for beauty that are important. I kind of want to get a spray tan and see how I look. There's other ones that I'm like, why are we doing this? Like, who cares? Like, nails? No one cares.

Like, I've been with my boyfriend for 10 years. He's never once noticed that I've gotten my nails done. And they go inside him. So if he doesn't care. Like, I tell you, I love. her. I do. I adore her so, so much I adore her. I just, again, it's the reaction to her that annoys me now. I'm actually friends. So her boyfriend is Chris Convey is his name, I think, is her boyfriend in St. Louis. And his brother is a guy named Tim Convey. And Tim was on a

morning show in St. Louis in the same building I was in. He was on a one on the arch. So he was there, he was kind of like the comedic guy on that show and their brothers. So they used to have her on all the time. I think I saw a picture of him and her at SNL the other day. So I'm kind of like, I'm sort of like two or three degrees away from Nikki Glazer. So that's cool. He's a stand-up comedian too. I don't know if the brother's a comedian or not, but I know that, I don't of her boyfriends, a comedian, I think he is. But the brother is, and he's a hell of a nice guy. He was also on a rock

band by the name of Ludo. And Ludo is still kind of a big deal in St. Louis, but they had a hit called Love Me Dead was the name of the... It's actually a really good song. It's like a mid-2000s pop punky thing, but he was in a group called Ludo, and that's

that he is the brother of the guy who's been with Nikki Glazer for a decade. Fun fact. The only time he cared was when I got them bedazzled for his pleasure. And then he loved him. And going to the nail salon, it's so boring. It's such a waste of time. You just sit there for two hours, just paralyzed. I feel like men think we go to the nail salon's like with our girlfriends. I mean, just like chit-chat the whole time. But that's not the case. You can go to the nail salon with a friend, but you get separated at the

border. They do not let you sit next to each other. It's so antisocial. You're just sitting there watching Beat Bobby Flay on mute. You can't talk to the woman doing your nails. because slavery. I mean, I don't know. She seems stuck and sad. I don't know. I think I'm just paranoid. I'm just kind of like obsessive.

Her legs really do look phenomenal. Like, so here's what she's done. Like, and this is what's brilliant about what she's done. And I think Amy Schumer tried this once. Like there was one stand-up, and I forgot what it was called. But there was one Amy Schumer special where she looked really good. Like she looked solid. She had like a really good tan.

going. I forgot what it was called. She was in like a purple dress and then like Amy Schumer gave up. But like she looks fantastic and like but she's doing it all the time now. She's committed to the hot bit. Good for her. Recently because every time you go to a women's restroom, a public women's restroom and you sit in the stall, there's always a poster on the back of the stall that's asking you if you're being trafficked. Women, we have these, right? Yes. They're in every stall. They're in every world language. I mean, English. is really tiny and it's like you wish but it's like men's best restrooms do not have these signs I don't know what signs you have maybe like do you have signs that are like want a slave like text

traffic to 69 69 okay I think she's really fucking funny she's vulgar and crass and wonderful and I've always felt that way I hate that I've hated her because the world has made me hate her but it's really a big fear of being trafficked mostly for like Gen Z girls I have a lot of Gen Z friends that I bought, and they're terrified. And I don't relate. I'm 41. That was, like, not a fear of mine ever in my 20s. In my 20s, I just feared, like, good old-fashioned rape.

You know, like, I didn't think it would be a career. We didn't think it was anything more than a temp job on a Fred House futon, but it's real, though. I'm getting scared, like, it's rubbing off on me. Like, I was out with them recently, and I was like, what if we get trafficked? And they're like, you're good. And I'm like, they're like, we're safer when you're with us because you, they think you're our madam.

So. Like, she's good. What are some of the, like I'd like to know what some of these, like the complaints are. Someone on YouTube says, kudos to her for not watering down her act for S&L. While another review wrote, pedophilia jokes are unequivocally disturbing and unnecessary. Look, it's comedy, dude. You can say that things are risque or dirty or inappropriate, but that's the point.

It's comedy. That's what this is. You say things that are offensive. That's comedy. You have like resting Jolene face, so just keep that off. I'm like, what? I'm going to get it fixed.

I'm going to get a facelift pretty soon here, and my boyfriend doesn't want me to him. He's like, no, don't do your face. I love your face. Do your tits. Like, what? That's all he cares about. He's a short guy,

so they're like all he sees, I think. I think that's why he's focused on them. I do date a short guy, he's shorter than me, but he's, like, really hot. And I honestly think that's why I got him because I could never get his face on a taller model. Like, if you want to get a 10 in the face, you got to go 5, 7 in the height.

That's the trick. It's like getting a hot guy on discount. He's marked down. It's like Tom Cruise. I'm a boyfriend at T.J. Max. Clearance rack. He was hiding in it. Like, I'm in love with her.

That's the part that bothers me is I'm in love with this person She's fantastic It's crazy Sometimes I'll post a picture of us online And I'll get comments of like girl He's hot like how'd you get him And I'm like if you zoomed out

You'd see he's sitting on my lap So this is a tiny guy Digging in the bargain bin ladies But yeah Girls don't like short guys And I guess it's because You want a tall guy So yeah this is all true

She speaks the truth That, like, you can feel like, oh, he can protect me and murder me someday. I don't know if that's it. But my boyfriend's shorter than me. I've never felt like he can't protect me. And I am certain he will murder me someday. I mean, he is so filled with rage that he's short. I mean, he is just simmering with anger.

And that's why I keep our gun on the top shelf. I mean, I can't risk that. She's spectacular. My God, she's spectacular. Oh, I enjoy it. I need him to go get a step ladder and think it through, you know? The number of times I've walked into our closet and just seen him like, and I'm like, does someone need to get upy, upy to get the bang bang to make Nicky go bye-bye?

And then I give him a juice box and he forgets why he's upset. So we don't have kids because I don't want to pass down that DNA, but it's just, I feel like it's too hard to be a mom. I have too much anxiety about it. I mean, it's hard even being an aunt for me. I was staying at my sister's house recently. And at one point, I was like, I'm going to go take a shower. And my nephew comes running in.

He's like, I want to take a shower with you. I want to take a shower with you. He's 18. I'm like, what's going on? And the thing is, you know it's coming, but it works. You know it's coming. You know what the joke's going to be. You know he's going to.

But it's good. It just works. Something's wrong. No. No. He was four. and it was very cute. And my sister was like,

he can take a shower with you, it's fine. He does it with us. And I'm like, okay, that's fine for you guys, but are you really okay with, like, an adult showering with your child? Like, maybe it's okay if you, like, come and supervise.

And she was like, why? And I was like, because what if I molest him? Like, and she was like, would you? And I was like, no. I would never. That's disgusting.

But that's what I'd say if I was gonna. You know, like, they lie. Don't trust anyone. I don't even trust myself. I don't want to go in there. How do you become a pedophile? You don't get to choose what you're into, dude.

What if it's one of those things you don't know you like until you get in there and you're like, well, this is my thing? And then it opens up a part of my brain. No, no, no. I know that sounds crazy, but there have been so many things in my life that I've looked at and been like,

that's disgusting. I would never do that. And now I'm like, pickleball's kind of fun, actually. So it's like, I don't know. Thank you, guys. so much. We have such an incredible show for you today. She's great. She's fantastic. She really is. She's great. And I get it. Like, people get worked up over shit, but it's comedy. It is what it is.

Like, you can't give me the outrage people. Like, I can't believe we're doing comedy about blank and blank. Oh, shut up. Get over it. It's comedy. Shit happens. Deal with it. So, look, I like her a lot. And I do. And I, like, she's fantastic and she's hot. And I don't care that it's like fake spray tan hot. I dig it. I think I like it more because it's fake spray tan hot and like short dress hot. Good for her.

That's quality. People bitch about everything anyway. All right, more to come.