The Josh Innes Show - "No Kings" Penis Protester Arrested

Episode Date: October 22, 2025

This is my favorite story of the day. Down in Alabama, a protester was arrested for being dressed as a giant Penis. The video is spectacular. The audio is amazing. Let's do a deep dive. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

So I talked about this on the radio show today about this no kings. Look, I didn't go into depth on talking about these no kings protests over the weekend, but they're stupid and these people are morons and you know how I feel about these people. I feel most people that protest about anything are stupid and really don't accomplish anything other than waving signs at people. But for the most part, I paid no attention to this. but I saw a story today that we talked about on the radio show, which was about this rally in Alabama. And there was a person getting arrested wearing a giant penis costume. And the visual was so spectacular. The visual of someone getting tackled by the police and being held down and cuffed while being dressed up as a giant dick was truly my favorite thing I've seen in a while.

Let's get into that because we got some audio from this video. And if you haven't seen the video, you can look it up or you can look at the Josh and a show Facebook. If you don't follow us on there, I would appreciate it if you would for the radio show. It makes us look good if you would. But we will get into that after these messages. All right, let's see here. So this is from, I think, Fairhope, Alabama, I think is what the place is called. And this is audio from a video that someone took from this rally where this giant inflatable.

hog, this penis, which is a costume being worn by somebody, this person is being arrested. You're just walking away from you. He's trying to get away from you. He's trying to take this frog, do you. I have gone to go. Hey, hey, hey, go home. Donald Trump has got to go. I want to arrest us all.

Too strong for you. A dangerous person, eh? Yeah, danger. You're danger to everybody. Can't you tell? I'm not going to have somebody out. You're wrestling. You're applying your morality.

You're applying your morality. Not protecting anybody. Get some pictures. Get some more pictures. This is his First Amendment right. Get the f*** off of him. All right. So that's the audio from this no king. All right. So that's the audio from this no kings rally in Alabama. All this is happening. Now I want you to imagine all these people commenting on this while a giant penis costumed person is being arrested on the ground. They're like cops with like knees to like the ball sack area of this, this, this cock. It's fantastic. Okay. But there's so many elements to this. And let's kind of fully break down some of the better elements of this.

First off, you've got a group of people watching this go on. They're obviously not helping anybody. They don't care enough about you to try to fight the cops. They're all about fuck the police and cancel the police. That's until someone's getting arrested. They could go in there and be like, hey, officer, and like get in their face. They won't do that. They don't like you enough.

They appreciate the giant cock costume, but they don't like you enough to go in and really try to help you. But from afar, they'll film the cops and shit on the cops. First element of this is the Donald Trump chant Has a hey-hey-ho Donald Trump has got to go Hey-ha-ho Has a hey-ha-ha-ho chant

ever actually worked for anything? Like these people went straight to PCU with this penis party's got to go Hey-hey-ho-ho At no point has a hey-ha-ho chant ever been successful But hey, you do you, you creative people down at Alabama. So element number one of this penis arrest video is the Donald Trump

has got to go chant. I think that the best part, though, is like this person that's getting arrested knows they're getting arrested and it sucks. But in the background, there's somebody that thinks they're doing their part by chanting Donald Trump has got to go, hey, hey. So that person's getting arrested, and they're like, but thank you for fighting the good fight by putting together the most boring, generic, oldest chant in the book. All right. So there's that one. I also like the person that speaks a big game here.

Arrest us all. Yeah, you don't want that. Let's see what would happen then. Like sometimes I wish cops would look at people who say, well, did you come arrest us all and go, okay. like take out a billy club and just club these dip shits right in the skull and they'd be like hey you want to go to jail is that what you want if i were a cop i'd walk over and go you want me to arrest you like yes i do well like okay then the rest is all like again they're not going to arrest you all friend because they're not stopping you from protesting like this is what these

people do though one person is obscene or acting like a dipshit and then they're like look they're trying to stop us there's a good number of these people i wouldn't say tons but there's a good number of people at this little rally in Alabama, right? And then you're like, come arrest us all. They're not going to arrest you for assembling and protesting. They're going to arrest you when you're dressed like a giant fucking cock outside. The old guy, though, is the best. A dangerous person, eh?

A dangerous person, eh? What's the movie where there's a random non-sequent or cutaway to an old man? Oh, I think it was in one of the Austin Powers movies. I think it was in Austin Powers gold member. it's the scene when they're making fun of Dr. Evil when he's in primary school and then they just cut away to a random

old man pointing and laughing that guy looks like this dude sounds a dangerous person he sounds like Kevin Cronin of REO Speedwagon a dangerous person eh so there's that guy but he's not done

oh no this man is not done he's ready to continue fighting the good fight you're applying your Moral not protecting anybody. See, that's not true. Because, like, again, I don't know if it's illegal to walk around in a giant penis costume. But by just the thought of it, someone walking around dressed like a giant penis, that is somewhat obscene, right? Like, again, I'm not mad about it.

I'm not going to sit there and tell you it's the most offensive, terrible thing I've ever seen. But when someone's walking around in a giant penis costume, that's something that people are going to look at and go, huh, maybe I don't want everyone to see it. It's like a gay pride parade. The idea of a gay pride parade is not an offensive thing. But when dudes start, like, flopping around their cocks in people's faces at a gay pride parade, they're no longer violating, like, your rights or anything. Like, you're obscene at that point. I'm not rooting for the cops or supporting the cops here.

I'm not some, you know, narque here. But, like, you have to understand that if you're dressed like a giant dick and balls outside, like, yes, you have the right to do that. But they also have the right to say, hey, stop dressing like a dick and balls outside. Then we get the people here in the background that are really excited about the idea of taking pictures. I'm going to guess for their Facebook. Get some pictures. Hey, get the pictures.

Hey, get the pictures. Hey, and what happened to the pictures I was supposed to see this week? So someone's really excited about the idea of their Facebook blowing up whenever they post in the group and people are going to be so excited. Get some pictures. Get some more pictures. Hey, we're going to need more of these pictures, please. We're going to really need these. But that's what you're dealing with with these wackos. But they all talk to very big game.

arrest us all. Why don't you? Okay, sure. There was one. If I go back and play the full thing here, there's one where they start going in on the idea that you're violating the First Amendment. Let me see. Pardon the rewinds here. Let's see here. Get some pictures. Get some more pictures. This is his First Amendment right. Get the fuck off of it. That's the thing, friend. It is your First Amendment right to assess. to have free speech and you can assemble and you can have whatever viewpoint you want. But once you get to a point where what you're doing is deemed offensive or obscene,

then they'll probably bust you. Like, this isn't hard. Like, that's what amazes me about these weirdo TDS people is that, like, somehow they're supposed to be the smarter, more educated people of the bunch, right? We hear that all the time that, like, they're the educated and the people that are ruining our country are these, like, Midwesterners and rural people who have no concept of anything and all that, right? Like, we hear that all the time.

The thing that I find the most interesting about the smartest people, the brightest people, the progressive people is they seem to really have a poor understanding of, like, I don't know, the way these rules and laws work. Because, like, just shouting out, that's my First Amendment. Sure, it's your First Amendment, right? You do whatever the fuck you want to do. You want to say, whatever you want to say, say it. Say what you need to say.

Johnny Mayer style, baby. Say what you need to say. Go for it. you also know that there are consequences to things you say. Like, you can carry a gun, but if you shoot somebody with it, unjustly, that's probably a crime, right? So that's the kind of shit you're dealing with right now. And these people seem to struggle with that. Just like they see the person dressed as a cock getting arrested, and the first thing they can think to yell is,

well, then you're just going to have to arrest us all, aren't you? Well, friend, like, they're not going to arrest you because you have the right to stand there and protest whatever it is you're protesting, Dingus. You can protest whatever you want. But once you're dressed like a cock, then they'll probably say, hey, that's a little too much.

And of course, we're protecting the morality. You're applying your morality. Not protecting anybody. Yeah, cool. But these people are stupid. But, you know, still waiting to see these kings. I haven't seen any of them, but well, we'll see.

Of course, what's funny is these are probably a bunch of people that say they'll leave the country and they'll probably want to go to a place that probably has kings or someone that's got a true dictate. They're just stupid people. They're lost. They're lost individuals. Bless their hearts. And look, it's funny. It's funny to watch them. It's funny to watch people that are this crazy. You know, like these are the same people that'll, you know, be protesting outside of the Planned Parenthood and the same, you know, obviously not getting laid people. Like I saw a video the other day of like these people doing a dance Because apparently dancing and signs, I think that's what's going to really get shit done.

They're like, listen, you know, if we think we can really stop Trump. We think that our best weapon against Trump is dancing and holding signs and chance. Like, guys, listen, we understand that like some of the most powerful people on the planet with the most dangerous weapons on the planet have not stopped this Donald Trump. But you know what I think can really get him? So perhaps, you know, these aren't the brightest people. The old guy is still the best, though. A dangerous person, eh? A dangerous person, eh?

But, like, he's down in Alabama, so I doubt he's Canadian. Who knows, maybe he was a hired gun in that situation. Maybe that's what he is. Maybe they hired him to go down there and chant, and then he ends up being a Canadian dude down in Alabama. Like, Alabama doesn't seem like a place where Canadian people would thrive. I don't know why I feel that way. But it just doesn't, does it?

So anyway, more to come.