The Josh Innes Show - OG Viral Videos Wormhole Part 1

Episode Date: March 27, 2026

Again, I have no idea how I got to this point. But, here I am, watching old viral videos and laughing my ass off. There are some classics. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Is E-BOMS still a thing? I think E-Bomb's World still exists. That doesn't mean it's any good, but let's see here. E-Bombs World. E-Bom's World is still a thing. I just can't imagine anybody goes to E-Bomb's World. Let's see what is on E-Bomb's World currently. 21 photos from the 1970s that scream total 1970s

followed by here's every Bert Reynolds movie of the 1970s. Yeah, this is not hashtag not my eBOMB's world. Well, there are funny videos. Let's see what kind of funny videos are on EBOMS world. The Department of War launched a website for generative AI and it doesn't work. Creators of McDonald's terrible-looking AI-generated ad insist they worked really, really hard on it. These are all three months old. Yeah. E-BOMS world, why this website still exists, I don't know. But man, E-Bombs World was the tits back in the day. Before you started going to YouTube,

like I didn't really start going to YouTube until probably like 07, 08, 09 in that era. Before all that, it was E-BOMB's world. Let me see if there's a story here. What videos were most popular on E-BOMs world? Let's see. Let's see. This was eBOMs world's top five. Still incredible to watch after all this time. Okay, here we go. Top content types, classic memes, whatever.

I need to know what the top five EBOMS world videos. The most viewed EBOMS world videos, that's of 2020. I want of all time. Most viewed EBOMS world videos of all time. Because I would imagine that's, I had to been where I saw like the lady stomping the grapes Had to have been it. Was E-Bom's World also where I saw the Papa Smurf, Bill Cosby, Papa Smurf, can I lick your ass?

Was that an E-Bom's World thing, too? Look that up if you've never seen it. It's funny. Old-school Internet. I remember when this was viral. Let's see, E-Bom's World. I need to know what the most viewed... Okay, 10 old viral videos that went viral before YouTube existed.

All right, here we go. Number one, Star Wars Kid. Now this is really old. Dancing Baby in 1996. That's like the that was in that era of like the dancing baby. And then there was Ali McBeal had a baby thing, right? Let's see. Dan Hetzfeld's rejected Numa Numa from 2004.

Now that's a classic one. That's that kid. The end of the world. All your base are along to us. Badger, Badger. Badger Badger, the llama song. Now, the llama song kind of fucked. Peanut Butter Jelly Time.

And we like the moon. Like there. Dude, I remember all of these videos. Because E-Bom's World was just an awesome place. Like, not even funny or die, any of that shit. But E-Bombs World. E-Bom's World crushed. Okay?

And then YouTube came along. And then that's when you started getting like David goes to the dentist and old Greg. Do you like old Greg's place? Make an assessment. Or my new haircut is a classic. Let's see. Let me see. Before YouTube started doing, you know, talk shows and became a place where like

wacky political people had people comment on their videos, it was just a fun, safe space where we could make fun of shit like a woman stomping grapes and breaking her neck. The way the good Lord intended. Let's see. Let's see. old school YouTube videos most viewed. Let's see. Let's see. Gangnam style by sign. I'm not looking. Charlie bit my finger. That's a classic one. List of most viewed YouTube videos. But the problem is it's just going to show me music videos. I don't want Despacito.

I don't give a shit about how Despacito has nine billion views. I want David goes to the dentist shit. I don't want four and a half billion views for one Republic or Maroon five. I want videos that are not music videos. Can I look up a list of non-music videos? Non-music videos. Let's see this one. Non-music videos with one billion views. What non-music video has one billion views?

And this is back from, like, see, eight months ago. Let's see. You're making shit too difficult. What about when the guy got hit by the ice cream truck? That's a classic. An absolute classic is when you got the guy doing the dance in the street and gets hit by the ice cream truck or old gray. Let me see how many like, okay, I'm just going to look it up myself. I don't need your help, internet.

Let's look up. Dude gets hit by ice cream truck, by ice cream truck. by ice cream truck. Let's see. I think this is the classic one. Well, that one's 15. It only has 275,000 views. That can't be true.

This is lies. Really? The dude getting hit by the ice cream trucks, like one of the funniest videos I've ever seen, like dances out of the road and gets popped. What about Old Greg? How many, like the original old Greg video has, let's see, that's not the original, though. The original wasn't seven years ago, but that's got 4.1 million. Okay, the original one from 16 years ago, at least one of the original ones from 16, this 17 years ago, they have like 2, 3 million views.

But it feels like everybody in the world has seen old Greg. How is it possible that a video that it feels like the whole world has seen only has like 2 million views? That can't be true. What about unforgivable? Let's see what the original unforgivable has. I went to Chick-fil-A, some place in the mall. Get some fucking waffle fries. I said, bitch!

Now, Unforgivable number three from 19 years ago has 10 million views. Unforgivable, though, was pretty awesome. David Goes to the dentist was pretty awesome. The grape stomping lady, which I think may have been an e-bombs one first. Let's see, grape stomping lady falls. How many views does that have? 15 years ago, 4.7 million views. Now, part of it is because this is fractured.

So, like, different people post different versions of it. So you'll get, like, 5 million here, 6 million here. But this says, Grape Lady Falls original 6.5 million views. Let's see here. Let's see if we can hear this. Hold on. Shut up, Mike Roe. Let's see.

This Saturday, he's Stamberson grapes. And the winner. This Saturday, he's song music, eating international food. having wine tours and tasting, vineyard tours, seminars, arts and crafts. It's a lot of fun, a whole day. Stop. Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I can't, ow, ow, ow, ow, oh, stop, oh, I can't breathe. Stop.

Oh, no, oh, dear. I think she's actually hurt. No, I think she is. Yeah, she's hurt. She took a horror. Like, okay, whatever became, did this woman, like, did she end up crippled or something? something? What? Now, I'm sorry, I've gone down a wormhole with you guys. What happened to the grape stomping lady? Like, what became of her? She suffered broken ribs and was hospitalized

following her 1998 fall, which went viral in 2006. And she suffered severe embarrassment and largely stayed out of the spotlight. The fall was serious causing her to lose breath and suffer multiple broken ribs. And some reports noting she was hospitalized. How about that? After the incident, she continued to work in local news for a few years, potentially in New York, before retiring from the industry. Okay. Boy. Actually, I think my all-time, like, Mount Rushmore for me.

This was supposed to be a Will Wade conversation. I swear it was supposed to be somewhat deep, I promise. Let's see. There is the, what was the name of? Okay, let's go to my new haircut. The original, my new haircut. Not now, Chief. I'm in the fucking zone.

Where's the original video of this? I need to know how many views the original My New Haircut has. Like, where's the original? Just show me the original My New Haircut, Original. Come on, man, it's my new haircut. Now, this is AI Enhanced. I don't want.

Okay, this says 17 years ago, 14,000 views. No, that's not the full video. Where is the original, my new haircut? This is crushing my soul. Okay, is this the original? No, no. What are we doing here? Yega bombs, Yega bombs, Yega bombs, Yega bombs.

This is disheartening. This bothers me too, like more than you could. Like, I just want to watch my new haircut. Can I find it anywhere? My new haircut original. Where is it? Wouldn't it be something if it's actually just on E-Bom's world? Let's see, we're bringing back the famous video.

This is on, let's see, Facebook from 2013. Is this it? come on come on give me my new hair cut i need it now i'm jonesing is the volume up there we go god this is the best all-timer this is an all-time classic oh you know what was in a barrage last night 18 18 and older

and uh you know i got myself a prom day hey broskey two hynikins they want a shot the title you know you got to make sure they're ready know what this is This is my new fucking haircut. You know what that means?

I'm getting some pussy tonight. My boys, they're coming out. They all get the same haircut. They're getting some fucking pussy tonight. I'm going to grind on every piece of pussy that walks through that door. All right? I'm going to fucking grind under my fucking dick falls off. One of the first comments on this says, that was so friggin' stupid.

Shut up, Sherry Ann. You wouldn't know humor if it bit you in the fucking bush. Bidches love my haircut. And if they don't, fucking skank. Fucking skanks. Fucking skanks. Fucking skanks. Fucking skanks.

Skanks. Yeah, this shirt. Yeah, this collis popped. Yeah, this collis popped. Because I'm the fucking man and everyone should know it. I swear to God. See, that's the problem is people don't understand good humor. Everybody's trying too hard now.

Everybody's trying to go viral. Before you knew that you could go viral, that's when you went viral. Now, obviously, some of it happens because, you're the bad shit happens to you. Like, you're the grape stomping lady or whatever. Or like that time that Isaiah Carrie had all those bugs flying his, face and shit. Like some of that goes viral. But then there's other times you do a video and it just grows legs.

Like old Greg or this. These are Mount Rushmore videos we're talking about here. And these kids today won't know it because they're too busy out there trying to be Jake Paul and Logan Paul making unfunny shit. What they should do is take some notes from my new fucking haircut. Looks at me the wrong way. I'm starting to fight. You fucking looking at me, huh?

Yeah, I take steroids. And this is the line. This is the iconic line. He walks in with the water on his shoulder. fucking game, John. Excuse me, sir. You have to check in. Not now, Chief.

I'm in the fucking zone. God, that's iconic. If you're of a certain age, you say that all the time. And that's just some dudes making random videos. And it's like there's something that feels natural about it, you know?

There's something that feels that feels pure about this. Because, you know, you didn't know what, you know, going viral even meant back in 2005, 2006, and you didn't know if it mattered or anything. But now look at you. Now everybody's just trying too hard to go viral. Fucking man.

Oh! Yeah, I take steroids. I ate that shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner. I'm in control, baby. I'm fucking control. Fucking protein. Fucking protein. Where's a goddamn protein mom?

Don't you give me some protein? It's pretty wild. This podcast just goes from, hey, I'm going to have a deep conversation about how shady college athletics is to, Hey, I'm watching 2005 YouTube videos now. Join me. Fuck! Yeah, I fucking grunt when I get my swell on at the gym. That's because everyone should fucking see how jacked and tan I am.

And see, then what happened is after this came out, like they tried another one. Like, I think there was like a sequel to my new haircut, and it just didn't have the same impact because then they were trying. The key in life was to not try. You don't try, it goes viral. Then you try, and no one watches it, and it's disheartening. I wish I could find the Philly guy. videos that just don't exist anymore.

I think Opie and Anthony used to talk about him, but the guy did the video where he was the Philly guy and there was one where Philly Guy Christmas and he's like, look, we're going to a house of Michael Jack Schmidt, like in Dayton, Ohio. Like it was a great video and now it doesn't exist anywhere. Same thing happened to the guys with the real house husbands of Philadelphia, which was a great fucking video.

And one of the guys involved with it, I think, is now like in the Shane Gillis world. I think he's in the Bud Light commercial with him. But I forgot his damn name. but he's fucking great. And the first real house husband's video is great. The first, like, couple of them. And then, like, they try too hard. And then, like, that's how it goes.

Like, I couldn't get publicity if I paid for it. But then, you know, I accidentally stumble into an altercation with, you know, Seth or somebody. And it gets all this publicity. You know, it's when you're not trying, really, is when you get it. And that's what happened with my new haircut. And a lot of these videos of the early days. Stormtrooper dancing video where the guy, the stormtrooper just pelvic thrust for 20 seconds in a row. It's great.

Two fucking Yeager bombs down here, Chief. Muscle milk. H-G-H. Protein. Power bars. I'm going to get fucking wasted tonight. I'm going to drink Heinekins and Yeager bombs all fucking night. Yeager bombs?

Fucking Shower in that shit. Yeager bombs. Yeager bombs. Yeager bombs. Fucking Yeager bombs. Fucking Yeager bombs. Yeager bombs. That he does the Jaeger bomb.

Yeager bombs. Yega bombs. God. See, that's iconic.