The Josh Innes Show - People Who Storm The Field After Wins Deserve An Ass Whoopin'

Episode Date: October 12, 2026

I'm aware that this will sound bitter considering my team lost. I'm not against the idea of storming the field. I wouldn't do it. But, it's fine. However, when you're a dumbass that taunts players and talks shit, I want bad things to happen to you. LSU players and coaches got some crappy treatment from Kentucky morons. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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And maybe that's the case. I'm sure there's some element of truth to that. But when you're going to storm the field, it's one thing to storm and go celebrate with the dudes on your team. But some of the shit these Kentucky dipshitshits were doing, like I've seen a lot of videos because my TikTok is now a lot of LSU stuff because that's what my algorithm shows me on TikTok, right? So I'll see these videos pop up and they're videos of people running on the field.

And they're like running right up to Lane Kiffin and some of these LSU guys and flipping them off and shit. And I'm like, I get that I'm on a podcast and on TikTok talking shit about people. Like that's what we do. That's what a lot of people do. We go to the internet. We talk shit about people.

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please contact connects Ontario at 1-866-531-2,600 to speak to an advisor, free of charge. BetMGM operates pursuant to an operating agreement with Eye Gaming Ontario. But man, like the idea that you run on the field and you have some sort of entitlement, You're a fucking prick loser that's probably never done anything in life and it's never going to do anything in life. And you're running up to a bunch of fucking world class type athlete dudes and coaches and flipping them off and talking shit to them on the field. Like you did anything? You did nothing. You know, like I get it.

We're fans. So like you want to get online and talk shit, talk shit. Like there is a major difference. So you can say, Josh, what a hypocrite. You're on there posting shit about how Lane Kiffin sucks and you're talking shit and saying fuck Lane Kiffin. Sure, you can say that all you fucking want. But I'm drinking this Troy Aikman beer, by the way. It's called 8.

That's his number. It's not bad. It's only 4% though. That's all that was left in the fridge. I cleaned out all the Miller lights, you know, the heavy shit. But anyway, so, like, you can tell me, well, Josh, what a hypocrite you are to sit there and talk shit about all these guys and then post shit about them. And then want to come after people who run on the field. Well, listen.

You want to run on the field? run on the field. They obviously let it happen. People aren't out there getting tased. People aren't getting billy clubs to the knees or anything like that anymore. That rarely happens. They know it's going to happen. They accept that it's going to happen. They decide to not get trampled and just let it happen. But the entitlement of these people to run on the field and like everybody wants to go viral. Everybody wants to have their little moment. Everybody wants to help their TikTok grow and everybody wants to help the fucking Instagram grow and everybody wants to be the one that does the viral video. So these people run up and they just start flipping these dudes off and I'm like,

who the fuck are you? Like I want these LSU guys to swing helmets on these people. And they'd have every right to do so because you're on their domain. If a football player walked into the stands and was flipping off a fan, that player would be ejected. Yet because your shitty football team won, you can run on the goddamn field and flip people off and really put them in danger. And again, you can say I'm being a pussy about it, but you are. Like, there are some cases where there's like, you know,

hundreds, like tens of thousands of people on the field at one time that are out there, they're hammered, they're doing dumb shit, they're running people over out there, like, that is not a safe environment. And again, call me out, say you're mad because you're fucking team lost. And I'm sure there's an element of truth to that. But I'm watching this shit. And I wish the LSU players would have just swung on these fucking guys. I feel like they would have been well within their rights.

And I want to see that video. Like that's the TikTok video I want to see. Not fucking Blaze running on the field in his five inch, the shorts that are five inches above the fucking crotch with his fucking cutter and buck polo shirt on. Like I don't want to see that fucking video where he's flipping off, you know, dude from LSU. What I want to see is dude from LSU feels a little bit threatened by Blaze, take. his fucking helmet and knocks him senseless. Like that's, I want to see a fucking snuff film of these people. That's what I want to see.

I want to see somebody getting his ass fucking laid the fuck out. There was one that happened. I think it was Missouri and Nebraska. And it was when, I believe, Missouri upset Nebraska a long time ago. This was either during Brad Smith or even before Brad Smith. And the, the, the Missou people were running on the field, I believe. Imagine a world where beating Nebraska was worth storming the field. Like, times used to be different, bro.

The world, I could argue the world was actually a better place when beating Nebraska mattered to somebody. Obviously, beating Nebraska hasn't meant shit to anybody in years now. But there was a time that beating Nebraska was a big fucking deal. The world's totally different. But I believe it was Missouin, Nebraska. I think that may be wrong, but I think it was Missouin, Nebraska. And it was at Missou, Fero Field.

And I believe it was it Fero Field. And guy runs on the field. He's talking shit. And this dude just lays this fucking guy out. And I'm like, yes. I need more of that in my life. I'm like, hey, you want to run on the field? Get your ass kick. Because you know what happens if a player runs into the

stands? Those fans will probably feel like, oh, I'm threatened. They'll throw fucking hands. I want to see people who run on the field. I want to, you don't need to get arrested. But I think there should be allowed to be the kind of justice on the field that if you're going to run on the field, and it's not going to be to go hug one of your own players or take a selfie or whatever, if you're going to run on the field and you're going to run up to dudes from the opposition

and flip them off and talk shit to them and touch them and shit, you should be in a position where you get fucking laid the fuck out. And these goddamn hillbillies from fucking Kentucky, every last one of these sacks of shit that are flipping people off and posting their little videos on TikTok and all this other shit should get their dicks knocked in the fucking dirt. And not even with a fist. I want helmets being swung on these dudes. These dudes just played their balls off in a game and lost.

And I get that that comes with it. And they're paid money to do it. Their pros, quote unquote, to do it. So I get that. But when you, like, the fact that, like, we just normalize this kind of shit. The fact that we're just like, yeah, that's cool. Just run on the field. Talk shit to people.

flip them off, treat them subhuman because your shitty football team won. Like it's bullshit. And it's just a shitty way. And again, I understand if your argument is, Josh, you sit on the fucking internet and talk shit about these dudes all day. Your point is taken. Your point is valid. I get it. But I do think there is a difference between being someone, say you're on TikTok, whatever,

you're on Instagram, you're on Twitter, you're on Facebook. And you're talking shit and offering your opinions and saying shit that you wouldn't say to someone's face. Like that's just kind of par for the course. That's life now, right? Like, that's just what people do. We sit there, we hide behind our keyboards, and we say a bunch of shit that we would never say to someone's face. And we all fucking do it.

None of us are better than anybody. Like, even if it's as simple as saying a movie sucked, right? Like, that movie was a piece of shit. Well, if you met the director, I'm going to guess that you wouldn't walk up to him and go, hey, Stephen Soderberg, this was a piece of shit. Well, I feel pretty confident you wouldn't say that, right? So, like, that's just kind of how we are. Like there's an understood world that we're going to talk a little bit of shit on the internet.

And we're going to say things that are sometimes borderline unacceptable and inappropriate. But we're going to say them and it's understood. There's a big difference between doing that and running on a football field, looking, laying, and I've seen videos where people are just chasing them down and like flipping them off. Like, he should take off his visor and shove it up your ass is what he should do. Like that I can't get with, man. Like, that's just Neanderthal behavior. Now, that's coming from someone.

I've never run on the field. I've never been in a position. There's only been one game I've attended as a fan where there was a field storming. And that was, let's see, that was how many years ago was that? 2018. It was the year before LSU was good. So they beat Georgia that year. God, that was eight years ago.

Christ, I'm old now. But I believe that was eight years ago. That was 2018. They played Georgia at home. I think Georgia was top 10 in the country. Coach O was the coach. This was before LSU, you know, before the famous play happened in the Fiesta Bowl where Joe Burrow got knocked the fuck out, but got right back up and slung all over UCF.

And then next year became Heisman Trophy-winning God Joe Burrow. Before all that happened, they played Georgia at home. And it was a hot fucking day, if I recall correctly. And LSU upset them. And some of the LSU people storm the field. And I'm like, I don't want to fucking. do that. Like, I get, I'm not even against the concept of field storming.

Although I do think there are times when it's ridiculous that people do it because the matchup should matter who you beat matters all that shit, you know. But like, I don't care if you storm the field. But like, like, the, the empowerment that these people feel, like, to feel that empowered to run on the field and just like get right up in some dude's face that just played, a 60-minute game and overtime and left it all out on the field. And you're going to go run and get in that guy's face. Like, you should get fucking decked.

You should get your ass laid the fuck out. And I'd be all in favor of it. And I want to see dudes helmet swinging. I want it to be like, you know, that F-A-U Miami fight or FIU-Miamy fight, whatever it was, when on the field back in 2006 or whatever it was, Larry Coker was the coach, and they have a brawl. and that dude runs in swinging his fucking helmet and got suspended even more than everybody else because swinging his fucking helmet, you know, that's what I want to see a player do.

If someone gets in your fucking face like that and treat you like that after a fucking game in your, now, if you're walking into the tunnel and there's a guy in the stands and he's talking shit to you, well, he's non-threatening at that point. He's in the stands. Once you're on the fucking field, the second, like, it is funny how they, like, the rules just get lax. Like, if you ran on the field during a game, you'd get, fucking tased and arrested. Yet after your team wins,

it's just understood you're allowed to run on the field and treat people like shit and be fucking Neanderthals. And again, I get it. Josh, you're bitter LSU fucking lost. I am bitter than LSU fucking lost. I'm bitter than it's October 12th and both of my fucking football team seasons are goddamn over. The Saints are dog shit.

LSU is dog shit. I'm well aware that there is a tinge of, hey, you're just bitter. get it understood it's still bullshit because as you know if it's the middle of a game timeout on the field guy runs out on the field oh naked i'm streaking that happens that dude is in jail and leveled by security absolutely fucking drilled by security but after a team wins it's like oh god what a huge moment for us let's all run on the field and attack people and talk shit to them and flip them off and chase them around, try to get them on Instagram, try to bait them

into doing shit. So fuck Kentucky and fuck those people, fuck them all. And yes, I am bitter. Again, this is my life now. My football teams are terrible. It's not a good life to live when your football teams are awful. It is a shitty existence. I lead a shitty fucking existence right now because now when my weekends roll around, these games do not matter. The Saints, three weeks ago, I was excited about them. Now, here we are at one and four, and three straight games. Almost the first time in forever they've lost three, they didn't win a game in three home games.

Like, it's rough. This is a hard fucking existence for me right now because you wait all year for football to come around. It's the longest off season of them all. Like the NBA off season is 10 minutes, and then we're playing basketball again. Hockey, it's 10 minutes. Football, it goes in a lot of cases from January all the way until September. It is a nine-month wait.

Baseball season's over for a lot of people. Guess what's going to happen here? And, like, pitchers and catchers are going to report in three months. Football, it's, oh, your season ended at the end of it. Oh, by the way, if you're not playing an important bowl game, your season ends in fucking December. So your season's over in December and you've got to wait 10 months. Think about the absurdity of that that if your team is not in the college football playoff,

The last time you might see your team play is in December. It is nine months of just torture and waiting and saying, God, I can't wait until football comes back. God, my weekends are empty without football. I'll do anything for football. Then four fucking weeks into it, your season's over. It's the fucking worst. This is the pits.

God. I know you got your own problems. I'm well aware. I know a lot of you have your own issues. I respect that you have your own. own issues. I get it. But here we are. I mean, we waited. And just when did LSU hire Kiffin? Like November? Was it, no, it was December, I guess. Technically, it would have been December. After they fired Brian Kelly and all that. And it was November or December, whatever. Point being,

it was like 10 months ago. Actually, damn near a year, about 11 months ago that they hired Lane Kiffin. So we had to wait like seven, eight, nine months just to see them get back out on the field. and what ends up happening. You lose in week three, and then you lose in week five, season's over. Caput, goodbye. Nothing to play for anymore.

That fucking sucks. Oh, your pro team will be fine. No, they won't. They fucking suck, too. So, it's depressing. Almost as depressing is drinking this 4% alcohol by volume beer, you have. Almost as depressing is not hitting that parlay because they accepted the goddamn

pass interference penalty. All those things. Anyway, or to come.