The Josh Innes Show - Pissed Off, Drunken LSU Podcast Pt 1

Episode Date: October 11, 2026

LSU lost to Kentucky and I'm pretty pissed. Not only am I pissed, but I'm also hammered. For whatever reason, I decided to go live on Tik Tok. Now I'm arguing with random Kentucky fans on Tik Tok. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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We see the endless funds fueling the AI hype. While others follow the noise, we follow the money. Learn more at Bloomberg.com. I'm not offended by the idea that we're out here doing this shit, bro. I'm not offended by this at all. Like, come at me with whatever you want. LSU didn't lose because of the refs. LSU didn't lose because of anything else.

LSU lost with all the shit that went down. All the breaks LSU caught. And LSU caught a bunch of breaks with a dipshit kicker missing two kicks. All that shit. All LSU had to do. Two different times was run out the clock. And they couldn't fucking do it. Consuming substances featured in this life could harm your health.

Fuck you. TikTok. You're not my fucking dad. I've never done a TikTok live before. So I've never had a message sent to me that says, consuming substances featured in this live could harm your health. Here, here you go. Consume that, motherfucker.

Like, give me a fucking break. Like, I'll drink all the fucking beer I want to drive. I've been drinking beer. all fucking day. Hey, hey guys, don't drink beer, it's bad for your health. Okay. Like, I'm aware. The can says it.

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Donate today at United WayGT.org. Oh, shit. But anyway, let's see here. Murphy and Barkle. Hello. Who is Murphy and Barkle? You don't deserve to be on here. Okay.

Whatever. I don't give a shit. and I didn't ask you to come here either. I'm just hanging out. Check out my podcast. It's called All Up in Us. Refs were bad on both sides. Everybody bitching about the push in,

but y'all were off sides. Okay, but I don't give a shit about that because they're not going to go in and review and say somebody was offside. If you want, like, like, again, LSU did not lose because of that shitty play. But at some point, you have to be like, hey, he stopped moving forward.

blow the fucking whistle. That's my only point. LSU didn't lose because of that. LSU lost because they had the game won multiple times because the idiot kicker missed multiple kicks. The idiot kicker missed multiple kicks, and that's why LSU lost because they couldn't ice the game. Hey, bud, how was the game?

Terrible. Murphy and Barclay, whoever the fuck you are, terrible. It sucked. I don't know what to tell you. Lane Kippen sucks. I kind of think so, too. I'm not, I'm with you on that. I think it kind of sucked.

I think Lane Kiffin kind of sucks. Go for it on fourth down, LSU wins the game. I don't believe Kentucky's going to hold them there. All the shit you did. And there was, and that's the other thing, bro, is there are so many things that they do

that I'm just mystified by. Like, I'm blown away. Like, at the end of the half, there was the timeout situation in the first half, where I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? You call a timeout, then they run the dudes back out there and still have to punt and take a penalty. There were so many things, man.

It's blown away by it. By the way, beer's bad for you. According to whatever, beer's bad for you. But I like beer. And that's the only way you can get through this shit is to drink beer. I don't understand why Levitt didn't run the ball on fourth down. I thought we were beat.

I thought so too. I got to go back and see all the details on that play, though. Not that play where they punted. That was stupid. But there was a play on second down on that drive. Let me see where it is here. There was a play on second down. Because I think LSU picked up three or four on the first play of that drive.

And then it was three or four yards. And then LSU... And that's the other thing. It says, y'all wide receiver threw a fucking dime. So the other thing I would say is this Like imagine if LSU didn't run two trick plays to score touchdowns Like that's the part that bothered me Is you pay $4.5 million for a quarterback

And you're throwing gadget plays to be fucking Kentucky But let's see here Let me go to the Let me look at LSU here Where's that play? How many yards did they lose on that play? That was the one that I was like, What the fuck are we doing here?

Like it was almost like they just ran it to lose lose yards. Let me see here. That was at the end of the half before LSU punted. It was five plays in the pump when they were up three. So they, on, on first and 10, LSU's got it at the 20. Let's see. So on, let's see, first and 10, they run. They lose two on the Sam Levitt run. It makes it second and eight. They throw it, let's see, second and eight, they throw it for nine. and then they punt. So LSU picked up two on the first play, so it was second and eight, whatever.

Sam Levitt rush up the middle for a two-yard loss. Like, and by the way, this isn't coping. Keep coping. Who the fuck's coping? Nobody's coping here. I don't give a shit. We lost. Your team sucks and your coach guy.

Bro, I'm not disagreeing with you. You're sitting there coming at me like I'm making excuses. Like, I'm with you. you. Unless you fucking sucked. Like, I'm not going to fight with you over this shit. Humphrey, Grace, 8, Leavitt up this game. Dude, Leavitt sucks.

Again, I'm not, you're fighting with me over shit or coming at me over shit that I don't care about. This thing is still restricted, huh? Let's see. Hold on. Current live restricted for somewhat. Your live contains themes that may find uncomfortable and restricted. Fuck off. Why, like, like, says you very,

I care that LSU lost, yes, but like, you're, you're arguing with me over shit that I don't really care about. Like, I'm not disagreeing with you. I'm not coping. I'm just telling you what happened in the game. You all played a great team, no matter what people say about us.

That I disagree with. I don't think you're a great team. You're fine. Whatever, neither's LSU. But, like, that wasn't a great team that LSU played. like Kentucky ain't shit no offense ain't shit and like what you're going to do when you start playing actual teams after Kentucky missed two field goals

LSU should have cab of course LSU should have won the game but they didn't because they're soft and they can't close out of fucking game so of course I agree it sucks though LSU has always been my team but I'm with you we've beat two top 10 teams what other top 10 team did you beat A&M A&M is truly dog shit. LSU beat them by 30. So if you're hanging your hat on being fucking A&M, like, bless your heart, you

didn't beat anybody. Oh, let's see. Let's see. We beat South Carolina being down 17. Wow. Congratulations on beating shitty one SEC win South Carolina and A&M. Who's LSU, like literally LSU beat A&M by. 30. You haven't beaten anybody. You beat us. So good for you. That's a victory for you. Who has LSU beat?

Nobody at all. So I'm not arguing with you on that. LSU fucking sucks too, bro. I'm with you. But like, don't, everybody's dick swinging over. Like, so like, don't sit there and tell me like, oh my God, huge win for Kentucky. And then in the same breath say, oh, LSU, who have they beaten? well then therefore you've downplayed your victory over LSU. It's like when people chant overrated when they beat some team, well then that means your wind didn't mean anything. And by the way, I don't care when any of you Kentucky people say, the fucking Kentucky ain't good.

Congrats, you beat shitty LSU, but you ain't good. But anyway. Oh, shit. You are cope. Okay, cool. Whatever. Like, you're not hurting my feelings, people. Like, I don't give a shit.

Hell of a game, Pimp. Okay. So who exactly does Kentucky need to beat for it to be considered beating a good team? I don't know. A fucking good team. There's an idea. Like A&M is truly a bad football team. They got worked by Missouri.

They got worked by LSU. They got worked by Kentucky. Like A&M is not good. Bless your hearts. I know you're not good, like used to beating teams in football. So that's like a new thing. Kentucky hadn't beaten anybody. Neither is LSU, if that's your next point coming to me.

Who's LSU being? Elshu ain't being shit either. Looks like the same lane kiffin. He had two good years at Ole Miss, and LSU governor said, look, at this point, I'm not disagreeing. It's never Kentucky's good. It's always excusing.

Yeah, because you're not fucking good. This team is who we thought we were, eight-win team, let's see, what's your day job? Work at a radio station. That's my day job. What's your day job? Gabe.

Let's see. Go cats. Do you just draw a disability? Well played, sir. I don't. I wish I did, but I don't. We beat South Carolina and South Carolina just beat Florida. And Florida fucking suck.

Dude, Florida's lost back-to-back games against bad teams. Like, how is this not, how are you not grasping this? So are you trying to tell me that you're good at football because you beat a shitty fucking Florida team or a NM team? What are your good SEC teams? That's a good question. I think Alabama is solid. I think Georgia's solid. And I think there are a lot of teams.

I think Ole Miss is solid. I don't think LSU is a good football team. I think LSU is whatever. LSU is in that next level of like blah teams. Florida is not good. Like some of you guys have to understand this, bro. And I mean this respectfully. Does everyone suck?

Kind of, yeah. Kind of. South Carolina is not a good football team. So if you're swinging your dick over beating South Carolina. They're not a good team. Bless your heart. They're not good. Florida. So here's what happened with Florida. So Florida ran into a perfect storm. And it was, Ole Miss played their Super Bowl. Their Super Bowl was beating LSU. The next week, they get to host Ole Miss after playing Ole Miss's Super Bowl. It was the perfect storm. Then the next two weeks,

you see what Florida really is. And the correct answer is, is dog shit. If we beat Oklahoma next week, you're going to give us our flag. Oklahoma fucking sucks too, bro. Like, I don't understand how this is so difficult. Oh, but Oklahoma beat Texas. Cool.

Anybody can beat anybody on a fucking given day. Dude, Oklahoma fucking sucks too. Before this game against Texas, they were scoring like 12 points a game. They struggled against like U-TEP. They're not good. All of that money on your team just to lose? Yeah, we fuck.

fucking suck too. So a six and one team can't get any credit. No, you can't. Let me ask you this, Kentucky fan. So like whenever like some other basketball team, because I know you guys are like really cute with the mic you use doesn't seem to work. I'm not, my mic isn't connected to this camera dip shit.

So eat shit. But, uh, because, uh, but anyway, so all the Kentucky people. So like whenever, like whoever your rival is in basketball.

I don't know who Kentucky's basketball rival is, some team that probably wins more championships than Kentucky does. But like, let me ask you a question. If whoever you're, who, like, I said Louisville. Okay, Louisville. Okay. Oh, okay, so Louisville. So let's say Louisville. So let's say Louisville starts out their basketball season winning like five games.

Okay. And they go out and they beat like, I don't know, they play. some exhibition against like the fucking sisters of the poor. And then they go out and they beat, you know, like, I don't know, Arkansas Pine Bluff. And they beat a bunch of shitty teams. Would you be looking at Louisville and say, oh, but they're five and one? They're good. No, you wouldn't.

Does Tennessee have any chance at beating Bama next week? Maybe. Although Bama is probably going to be pissed off. Where is that game? That might be a dumb question. But is that game in Tuscaloosa? If so, not a fucking chance. I'm not sure where the game is, but no chance.

Fuck Lane Kitty. Dude, I'm with you. Fuck him. Let's see here. Don't ask this guy. He will say they both suck. Well, bro, like, I understand your point. But there are, it's in Neeland.

No, I still don't think Tennessee is going to beat Alabama. Alabama is going to be super pissed and Keelan's probably going to go out and throw for like 300 on Tennessee because Tennessee doesn't have a quarterback. Oh, let's see. Also, while you're all here, I appreciate you. have a podcast. It's called All Up in Us, if you'd like to check it out. Does Florida have a chance to beat Texas and Texas? No.

No, they don't. Get Sam leaving. Dude, I think Sam Levitt sucks. And the thing is, I liked Levitt. When he was in Arizona, Arizona State, I thought it was fine, but it just looks lost here. Let's see. But please, go give my podcast to follow. Go, like, wherever you get your podcast.

My last name is spelled I-N-N-E-S, if you'd like to go give it a follow. Let's see here. Oh, you don't have to. Your podcast sucks. It kind of does. But if you want to listen to it, don't. If you do, don't. He's thrown an interception in every game this year.

I saw that statistic. That was fascinating. That he's the only, like, FBS quarterback that's thrown an interception in every game he's played this year. He fucking sucks. And, like, I know a lot of people have this idea that, like, you're not allowed to criticize college guys because they're college guys. Sorry, college quarterback makes $4.5 million a year.

If a college quarterback makes $4.5 million a year and he sucks, then you can say he sucks. That's fine. They're pros. Every team you've played sucks. Bro, I'm not arguing with you. I didn't tell you LSU is good. Losing to your shitty team has confirmed that LSU sucks. I'm on your side.

Florida isn't that good. We have a boss running back. Okay, dude, Florida stinks. Like, Florida, like, that's the thing about the SEC this year is, like, situations matter. Spots matter, right? So, like, a spot is important. Ole Miss, after beating LSU in their little Super Bowl, they were primed for a letdown against Florida on the road, and Florida beat the shit out of them, right?

These things happen. That doesn't mean Florida's any good because they beat Ole Miss. I think Ole Miss is really fucking good. And I think Trinidad Chamblis is really fucking good. I think Georgia's really good. I think Alabama's good. I think once you start getting down lower than that, like I don't think Kentucky's good. Like everybody was blowing Mississippi State last week and they got their dicks knocked in the dirt by Alabama.

Who gives a fuck? I don't think I don't think LSU's good. I think LSU's fine, but they're not good. I think Georgia's good. I think Bama's good. I think Ole Miss is good. and I think once you get past that, like I don't know what Kentucky's schedule

looks like the rest of the way, but I wouldn't be shocked if Kentucky loses three more games. I mean, tell me who's on their schedule. But you can't tell me LSU sucks and then swing your dick over beating them. That's not how it works. Your coach got out coach. Yeah, he fucking sucked.

All you had to do is go for it. All you had to do is go for it on fourth down and pick that up. And if you didn't, you know what happened? They wouldn't have scored a touchdown. They would have kicked a field goal. But instead you punted it, like a dipshit. Like, I'm not fighting with you. LSU against the rest, I disagree.

I think there were some calls that I would look at and go, I don't think those were right. You know, I don't think LSU, I don't believe that the guy was in bounds on the punt return. But whatever, that didn't cause you the game. I think the forward progress was stopped on the run. the quarterback sneak at the end of the half, but I don't think that caused you the game. What caused you the game is that the guy missed two fucking field goals and you couldn't get the goddamn job done because you suck.

Like I get all these Kentucky people fighting with me on this. I'm with you. I'm not arguing about how it came to be. LSU fucking blew it. LSU defense was trash. I don't even know if they were trash. They gave up a couple of big plays. I don't even know if they were trash.

Lane is an overpaid cry baby. Aren't they all? Aren't all these coaches overpaid? Aren't all these players overpaid? You're paying a bunch of dipship players, all this money. And, like, they're getting paid $4.5 million. And everybody on the Internet's bitching that these guys don't get paid. Then they get paid and they suck.

Like, look at the quarterback at A&M. That dude's fucking garbage. How much is, how much, find me this, NIL. How much NIL money is Marcel Reed making? That dude fucking sucks. Tell me how much he's making. Sam Levitt makes $4.5 million a year. Guess what?

You ain't at Arizona State playing. against fucking Colorado anymore, bro. Life comes at you. You couldn't pick up one first down to ice the game against this shitty team. So congrats. You're a fucking idiot. I ain't even trying to fight with Kentucky people, bro. Good for you.

You won. But it's like you want me to sit here and tell you that you won against some fucking rock star fucking LSU team. And LSU's not that good. They spend a lot of money. Dude, you know who else spends a lot of money? A&M. You know who fucking sucks is A&M. Oh, but we beat A&M.

A&M fucking sucks. LSU beat them by 30. LSU still sucks. My Rek goalie says he plays for the love of the game. You gave up six goals last week, Steve. Maybe play to win, huh? Like with Bet365. I get paid the second my team goes up big with early payout

and can cash out at any time before the game ends. Come on, Steve. Bet365, the home of winning early. Must be 19 and older. Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you were someone you know is concerns about gambling, visit connectsontario.ca or call 1866-5-3-1-2,600. Terms and conditions apply.

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