The Josh Innes Show - Pissed Off, Drunken LSU Podcast Pt 2

Episode Date: October 11, 2026

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My rec league goalie says he plays for the love of the game. You gave up six goals last week, Steve? Maybe play to win, huh? Like with Bet365, I get paid the second my team goes up big with early payout and can cash out at any time before the game ends. Steve, Bet365, the home of winning early. Must be 19 and older, Ontario only. Please play responsibly.

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Oh, is that Marcel Reed? Think about this. Marcel Reed makes $1.5 million. $1.5 million. Dude can't throw for 100 fucking yards against Missouri. Dude scored six points against LSU. Dude's garbage. Look, you can come in here and try to talk shit to me about LSU.

That's fine. We can talk shit about LSU all you fucking want. Like, I'm not going to fight you on it. My team fucking sucks. And Lane made dreadful fucking decisions. And I'm, dude, I'm on your side. I ain't trying to fight with you. How many passing yards is the quarterback at Miami, or not Miami, Hawaii have?

I need them to throw it for a certain number. Anybody want to let me know? And while you're all here, and I appreciate you. Thank you. And even the Kentucky people. Thank you. I like you guys. Good for you.

The season isn't over. Playoffs aren't out of the window. Team doesn't suck. We walk it off L.S. I disagree. I think we kind of suck. And that's okay, but I think we kind of suck, bro. And that's like the playoffs aren't out of the window, but they're,

kind of. Like, do you believe that LSU, who now has to go undefeated the rest of the year? Do you think LSU is going to beat Alabama and Texas? Oh, they're at home. Cool. Who gives a shit, bro? Like, oh, wow. So the quarterback from Hawaii's got 227. I think I needed him to get to 220. Oh, let's see. Walk it off LSU tonight. We sucked. Yes, we don't suck. But that's fine. But what's going to happen is LSU's probably a three or four lost team. And a three or four lost team's not going to make it. So bro, I'm with you I don't think Ellisu is the worst fucking football team ever I'm with you

but we ain't fucking we ain't going to the playoffs. Season's lost bro. Dude, they might lose next week. You know what's going to happen at Tiger Stadium next Saturday? There's a place going to be half fucking empty at 11 in the morning. People don't want to go to a game at LSU at 11 in the morning for a good team.

Not a team that just went out and fucking beat or just got their ass kicked by Kentucky in overtime. Roy, nobody going to be out there for that game. Our fantasy commission says for him it's all about the friendships. Cute, Kevin. But I disagree. Like with Bet365. I get paid the second my team goes up big with early payout

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A fad to some, the future of money to others. We see crypto's trillion-dollar swings. The end of jobs or the end of human struggle. We see the endless funds fueling the AI hype. While others follow the noise, we follow the money. Learn more at Bloomberg.com. Let's see. We had no business winning that game.

I was shocked we beat you. Dude, you did. Real talk, you didn't. You missed two field goals. You shouldn't win the game. But you did. Rock on. Floor four.

Lose to Bama for third. It'll be okay. But if you lose three games, you're not getting in, bro. Nine and three. You know who could have gone nine and three with this schedule? Real talk? Brian Kelly, man.

I ain't trying to fight with you. Go tigers. Like, I love you, bro. I mean this respectfully. Like, I truly do, man. Like, I love LSU. I grew up in Baton Rouge. I was on the radio in Baton Rouge until I went to Houston.

Like, bro, like, I love Baton Rouge and I love LSU. But like, you lose three games over. You literally have to go undefeated the rest of the season to get in. Unfortunately, nobody is beating Georgia in the SEC championship. Probably not. And that's fine. But I would agree with that. Bama gave him a run.

Bamma got kind of screwed at some point in that game too, but I don't feel bad for Alabama because Alabama can eat shit. Oh, I'm not mad just making statements. We aren't fighting just different opinions. Dude, rock on, brother, walk it off. Hey, I don't know if this is like an official symbol. I know that, you know, saying go tigers to people is. I don't know if putting up the L is, but I love you.

Let's see. Yeah, like, again, while you guys are here, do me a favor. Do me a solid. and go to wherever you get your podcast and look up all up in us. There is an AI-created image of a fat man with a beard, drinking a beer, and give it a follow. I would appreciate that.

Do it right now. Let's see if my numbers go up. If they don't, whatever, but I would appreciate it. I know that my content is restricted because I drink beer, whatever. Texas definitely didn't deserve to be number one. They were way overrated. Yeah, they were, but they did.

Dude, I think Ohio State's a fucking unit. But I also think the Big Ten fucking sucks. But I also think the SEC, I think everything kind of sucks. All Up Innis is a crazy name. I can't lie. Well, it's All Up Innes. I N-N-E-S. My wife one day was like, you should call your podcast All Up In Us.

And I'm like, okay. Let's see. Sorry y'all got to deal with Lane. He's a hype man at best. It makes questionable decisions. Walk It off says Ohio State is overrated. I disagree with that. I think Texas was overrated.

I think that Ohio State can score a lot of points against a lot of people. Like if you ask me what teams I think are overrated, like I think Indiana is a shit team that got lucky to go out and beat a shitty Nebraska team. Like they play a shit schedule. I think Missouri is an overrated team. I don't think they're any good either. I think they've played nobody. So teams like Missouri and Indiana to me are overrated.

I disagree with you. And look, I'm with you. The Big Ten, and I see Ryan Dornbush says, the Big Ten is awful. No, I agree. But I actually, but I don't look at the league. I look at the guys on the team. I think San can play, and I think Smith can play, and I think they can go out and score a bunch of points. And they should be undefeated, but somehow inexplicably, they collapsed against Texas. But Notre Dame is overrated. Well, Notre Dame is always overrated. There's never a time Notre Dame isn't overrated. But, like Missouri, I hate Eli Drenkowitz. I despise their program.

I despise everything about Missouri. Missouri is like this, like, Missouri is a great example of like, hey, we're in the same league as a lot of like really relevant and big time teams. But Missouri is the type of team that like gets to flex their muscle because they play in the SEC. but they're not really SEC level. Like you beat A&M, like literally everybody. You know who's beaten A&M also? LSU and Kentucky. A&M is dog shit.

I don't like Missouri at all. And at some point, I think they've got, did they have BAM on their schedule coming up in Georgia? Like they got legit teams on their schedule and they will lose. I think Indiana's dog shit. I hate the Indiana coach. I despise the Indiana coach. I hate this fucking guy with a passion,

this dick swinging guy. You play a bunch of dipshits. All you got to do is win like one important game every year and you're in. I fucking hate Indiana. I despise this guy. But anyway, so let's see here. By the way, TikTok, I'm drinking beer. Oh, no, I'm a bad guy.

Why won't he play anyone? Who are we talking about? Missouri? They're fucking guy that's like a fucking accountant. It's their coach. The law offices of drinkwits and drinkwits. Oh, I hate Missou so much. They don't play anybody.

They swing their dicks. Then they got that break of playing Ohio State a couple years ago when Ohio State sat everybody in the, was it the Cotton Bowl? I hate Signetti. Oh, God, I hate Signetti. Like, Ryan, I fucking hate this guy. As a Kentucky fan was good game,

missed calls on both sides. I'm not even mad about me. I don't believe LSU lost the game because of missed calls against anybody. I think LSU lost the game because they had a fourth and one and decided to punt. And if you're a big-time $50 million roster, you should be able to line up against fucking Kentucky and get a yard. And they didn't do it. So if you're not going to line up against Kentucky and get a yard, you suck.

And you deserve to lose. And LSU deserved to lose because they lined up and punted on fourth and half a yard instead of going for it and ending the game. So LSU deserve to lose. But anyway, so appreciate you guys. You guys are awesome. Nice talking with you guys here on the old TikToks. LSU got all the calls.

I disagree. LSU didn't get all the calls. I think at the end of the half, they could have blown that play dead before that was a touchdown. I don't know how you just have a guy stopped. And you're like, hey, by the way, we're just going to let him go until he gets into the end zone. Alabama is about to come belt to ass next.

week. Who's Alabama playing next week? Yeah, Kentucky is good. I don't think Kentucky's good. And I think Kentucky's probably going to lose three more games before the year's over. And most people aren't going to view an eight and four teams is a good team. So I think they're going to lose some games. Who does Bama have next? Oh, there's this Tennessee, right? I'm sorry. I've been drinking a lot of beer. Kentucky is trash. I do not think Kentucky is good. So I'm not trying to fight with Kentucky people. I just don't think they're good. What was Lane whining about for five minutes before that play before the end of the half. I'm trying to think.

Oh, what was it? It was, oh, shit, now I don't remember. Let's see. Well, they just, well, first of all, losing by one point in overtime is not whipping somebody's ass. You know, LSU beat A&M by 30. That's an ass whipping. Kentucky dismantled A&M at A&M. That's an ass whipping.

LSU losing by a point in overtime is not an ass whipping. ass whipping, just so you know. And Kentucky, people know this very well, but Kentucky beat LSU in three overtimes in 2007, and LSU went to the national championship in one. Brother, I just watched your video and couldn't agree more. Just absolutely nuts. LSU, LSU, I appreciate you.

It's fucking bonkers. All you had to fucking do was pick up a yard. Like, I would have accepted it. Like, there was no point when it was fourth and a half a yard that I said, hey, you know what LSU should do in this situation? punt. There was no point that I felt that. There was no point that I felt, hey, punt. And then they did. I agree with what you said. Shouldn't have punted half a yard to win the game. And that's exactly what Kentucky did. Kentucky could have kicked an extra point and gone to another overtime. They didn't because they were two and a half yards away from winning the game and they knew that was their best chance to fucking win. And they did it. We didn't even throw a touchdown pass and be, okay, cool, but you returned to punt. And so, I mean, those things happen. He had an 80-yard touchdown, so whatever.

As a native of New Orleans, all of my family has distraught, and I'm nervous for Miss. Oh, no, I think we could very well lose to Mississippi State, and I don't think Mississippi State's any good. I mean, Alabama dick slapped them. I don't think Mississippi State's any good, but I think LSU season's over. Now, the question is whether or not Lange can keep them playing. Can Lange keep LSU wanting to play or not? because after losing, like most of these guys that come to LSU or BAM or any of these schools, these are not dudes that are going to stay here for four years. They're coming here because it's the most money and they have a chance to win now. The hard part about keeping those kind of

guys locked in is when the season's seemingly over and you can't play for something. LSU could roll out. It's 11 in the morning. No one's going to be there because no one's going to give a shit. LSU people are not going to give a shit about an 11 a.m. game against Mississippi State after a loss. it's going to be half empty. Can they go out and win? So that would be the question. I don't know if they can. You were up three on your own 40.

If we stop you, we went in regulation. No, you don't. Because you didn't prove it all in the second half that you can get into the end zone. And you missed a bunch of field goals. So I disagree with you, Kentucky cowman. Kentucky woman, she get to know you. Little Neil Diamond for you.

No, I disagree. I get the point of that. But Kentucky had many opportunities to go punch in a touchdown in the second half against LSU and couldn't do it. They settled the field goals. They kicked field goals. They missed two back-to-back field goals. So I disagree with you. I think LSU should have gone out and LSU should have gone for that.

And if they missed it, you know, whatever. You let the chips fall. But you're an offensive football team and you have a chance to go win the fucking game with half a yard. You go do that. They didn't do it. That was some pussy shit that LSU did. Let's see here. Here, after seeing your crybaby post about the halftime post,

okay, cool, Jordan. Like, that's not a crybaby post. It's an honest observation. At some point, you have to blow the fucking whistle. LSU didn't lose because LSU gave up a touchdown at the end of the half. I just think it's bullshit that at some point you stop a guy and the plane never stops. I think that's bullshit.

If that would have happened, not at the goal line. If you would have stopped his forward progress, you would have eventually blown the fucking whistle. So whatever. Look, good for them. They won, but LSU was sloppy on personal penalties, miss a line. Oh, dude, I'm with you. I don't regularly watch LSU.

Does Kiffin run a lot of trick plays like he did tonight? Honestly, no. That's the part that really bothered me about the game, is that LSU had to run a bunch of trick plays. Again, they ran two, and both of them were touchdowns. But LSU did that, and that bothered me, because they couldn't establish anything else outside of it. of that. So that's a good observation.

Let's see, Lane is some kind of mental issues that cause him to always do the opposite of what popular opinion. He should have gone for it. And I don't think LSU people would have faulted him. Like, I'm trying to think of how the people would have reacted. How would LSU fans have reacted had Lane Kiffin have gone for it on that play? And I think they would have said, okay, fine,

they didn't get it. But that's why they paid you. They paid Lane Kiffin millions of dollars, hundreds of millions of and they bought him out at Ole Miss, all that, to win those kind of games. And he didn't do it. But that was a $50 million roster for you. Look, LSU spent a lot of cash and other two lost teams. Season's over.

This guy knows what he's talking about. It just supports the wrong team. I disagree with that. Go Tigers. Trick plays kicked our butt. Yes. And what's sad is that LSU with a $50 million roster, I had to run two trick plays to score two touchdown.

downs. LSU defense playing well punted. I disagree. I think you get one fucking yard because again, your best unit is still your offense. You have an offensive head coach. You're in control of the game. You are in control of the game at that point. All you have to do is get one yard. If you get one yard, you win the game. And if you're, if you got a $50 million roster, you should be able to line up it a yard and they didn't do it. And they punted it and they got what they deserved, which was a loss. Boy. Let's talk about basketball too.

You all have, dude, I don't care about LSU basketball. I haven't cared about LSU basketball since John Brady was the fucking coach. I think I like fucking Will Wade? I think Will Wade's a dipshit. I hate, like, real talk. I don't like Will Wade at all. When I was in college, John Brady was the coach. They went to the final four.

I like John Brady. did we beat we almost beat kentucky was it in the s c c championship game with brandon bad or did they beat kentucky in the c c championship uh in the tournament one year trying to remember when brandon bass was there but i don't care about ls u basketball at all fucking will wade that frumpy ass built like the fucking uh dudes built like the the the fucking uh grinch i don't fucking like will wade i don't even like college basketball but when i was at lSU i like college basketball. I like John Brady, but I hate Will Wade, so I'm not going to get into a fight over that. First, LSU fan that isn't making an excuse for Lane Kiffel. I'm not going to

make an excuse for the guy because I think he fucked it up. Like, that was the mistake. You should have gone for it. If you go forward in that spot, you win the fucking game. You pick up a yard. If you have any balls at all, you pick up one year. You line up under center and push the fucking quarterback forward for a yard, Eagle style. And you win the game. But they didn't. I don't think LSU basketball has been relevant. Elevents and Shaq. Well, that's not true. LSU basketball, by the way, didn't win anything with Shaq. LSU went to the final four before Shaq and went to the final four after Shaq with Shaq and Chris Jackson. They were like a second round team, so that is misguided. People thought Kiffin would show up as a

winner. Then he never won anything. I think that's fair. UK basketball spent 22 mil last year, flake of a season, 50 LSU roster no is the answer. Look, you're not wrong. But that's the state of college athletics now, bro. I don't know what to tell you. college athletics, do you spend a lot of money and you're not going to win, you're going to get guys that don't really have passion for your school, they're just there because you paid them the most. And that's why I hate it. Do you want to know the truth? That's why I hate that shit. I hate the fact that college sports is like that. Like, I care about LSU. I went to LSU. I flunked out of LSU after a couple years and got a job. But, you know, I love LSU. I love Baton Rouge. You think Sam Levitt gives a fuck about LSU or Baton Rouge? No. He didn't care. They paid him four and a half million dollars that's why he's here like people talk about rivalries right do you think any of

these players care about any fucking you know like a like a rivalry about anything no there's where the money is so bro are you still I'm not crashing out at all we're having a conversation man I'm just just talking but but that's college athletics bro I don't know what to tell you like I don't get a lot of joy out of watching college athletics a lot because like part of it and this is a naivete on my part and I acknowledge that. But, um, like, there are a lot of times that I watch these games. I'm just kind of like, like, I wish those guys kind of cared more about the overall thing. Like, they stayed there for two or three years and like, like I hear people talk about rivalries. Oh, it's a rivalry game. Like,

half the fucking roster doesn't care. They were, they were at two other schools before this. They don't care about rivalries. Uh, but anyway, all right, you guys are one. You guys are Wonderful. Hey, go find my podcast. It's all up in us. I N-N-E-S. You guys are wonderful. And thank you. My reg league goalie says he plays for the love of the game. You gave up six goals last week, Steve. Maybe play to win, huh? Like with Bet365, I get paid the second my team goes up big with early payout and can cash out at any time before the game ends. Come on, Steve, bet 365, the home of winning early. and older, Ontario only. Please play responsibly. If you were someone you know is concerns about gambling, visit connectsontario.ca or call 18665-3-1-2,600. Terms and conditions apply.

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