The Josh Innes Show - Prop Til' You Drop Week 4

Episode Date: September 27, 2024

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Howdy, Jamokes! What's happen- happening? Hello, it's Josh and Jilly. What's up? On this Friday, it's about 5.30. Got a late start to this one today. You obviously had a pod from last night to listen to, so quit your pitching. But I'm late in getting the prop to your drop picks in. Now, to be fair, some of the sites don't even have certain props up yet because we don't know who's hurt, who's not hurt, whatever, although a lot of that's coming out today, so we'll see. But we got some Prop to You Drop stuff going down. I came home.

Jilly is over here. She's just like me. She's got an index card and a Sharpie, and she's written out all of her Prop to You Drops, so I think you should listen to her because she is the prop goddess. Well, quite honestly, I just got bored. I was done with my work you I don't know what you do all day you were literally gone from like 10 30 in the morning till five o'clock at night what I don't know what you do well it was raining today so normally I would go and go try to walk or like that's why I was

confused I'm like what the hell is he doing I was mall walking a little bit too so I had some lunch and I just went to places that I could walk inside a little bit and went in to put in some bets for tonight's college football. So that's what I was up to today. Now, we've got the prop picks ready to go, and we'll also just tell you who we think is going to win these games this weekend, too. Oh, by the way, so I got retweeted from mike o'malley today now many of you listening would know mike o'malley as the guy who fucking hosted guts and global guts on

nickelodeon jilly wouldn't know that she didn't have nickelodeon so that's like i might as well be speaking swahili to jilly because she doesn't know like legends of the Hidden Temple and Guts and Salute Your Shorts and Pete and Pete and Doug and the one where they're around the campfire and the Midnight Society. Are You Afraid of the Dark? Hey, Dude. What's the one where the kids, the wild and crazy kids, or the one where Homeboy has you, Double Dare, all that shit. Jilly doesn't know that.

I might as well have a horn on my head when I talk about these shows. But I got retweeted by Mike O'Malley today because I was complimenting this show, not Wrestlers, that's also on Netflix, Heels, which was originally on Starz. They've put the two seasons up on Netflix. And apparently it's gaining this huge following of people that didn't have it when it was on Starz because I don't even know anybody that's got Starz. But people are watching it on Netflix and apparently it's gaining this huge following of people that didn't have when it was on stars because I don't even know anybody that's got stars but people are watching it on Netflix we finished a season and an episode or so of it I think it's a fucking awesome show I'm enjoying it thoroughly it's like a dramatic scripted series about a like a small independent wrestling

company it's really good Mike O'Malley is in it. Mike O'Malley retweeted something I said that didn't even have him involved in it. So I have been retweeted by the host of Guts and Global Guts. I always wanted to win a piece of the super aggro crag. Let's go to Mo for the results. Mo! And I always wanted to do that. But now Mike O'Malley views me as a contemporary.

I am an ally as it relates to Heels, the television show. It's got a couple of hot chicks in it. There's a lot of boning in it, although the boning has kind of subsided after the first couple of episodes of it. But when we were watching it on the plane, there was a lot of boning. Solid program. Jilly, do you enjoy the program? I do. I'm really into it, yeah. So we'll watch some more of thating. Solid program. Jilly, do you enjoy the program? I do. I'm really into it, yeah.

So we'll watch some more of that tonight. It is a pumpkin beer night in our home. First official pumpkin beer night, really, of the season. We bought a Build Your Own six-pack with different pumpkin beers to try tonight. So it's an exciting night. It's chilly for the first time really all year. We got chilly weather. It's raining.

It's gross. We're ready to go. We almost got to see Billy Joel tonight because if the show would have gone on, we would have been able to score really cheap tickets because of the rain. Unfortunately, that lazy bastard moved the show to Sunday, and we don't pass up on a football Sunday to go watch BJ.

I don't blame Billy Joel. It's probably that asshole sting. Yeah. I think Billy Joel, if you said, Billy, we want you out on the field at Bush stadium tonight singing my, you know,

my life and singing. We didn't start the fire and scenes from an Italian restaurant. We want you there. He'd be like, I'm there. I'm fucking Billy Joel. The problem is that asshole sting singing his boring ass shitty music is probably like,

no sting. Doesn't, uh, no, Sting doesn't, I'm Sting and I don't do rain shows. I think that's how Sting sounds. Well, because it almost worked out perfectly when we saw him in Philly. It was kind of a similar situation. I guess there wasn't as much rain. There wasn't, you know, a hurricane

taking out entire states. But it was pouring pretty much all day. It was a Saturday in Philly and we got those floor tickets for like nothing because nobody wanted to go in the rain and billy sang that night yeah we had eighth row seats for that that we bought on the field at citizens bank park and i think i got them for under 100 bucks a piece so they were all trending downward tickets were moving towards 100 bucks tonight i would have sat my ass out on the rain to see billy joel it's one of the best

concerts but i'm not going to pass up on a gambling Sunday to go watch Billy Joel, especially when the opening act is Sting. Sting just seems like the most pretentious cockbag on the planet. I have no interest in Sting, and his music bores me. And the music of the police, also fucking boring. No interest. If it were Stevie Nicks, I'd have more interest. Not a ton, but at least more interest because

she's doing shows with him too. But no. So we will not be seeing Billy Joel unless we get hammered on Friday and tickets are $50. I'm like, Jill, you want to catch Uber to go? But even then, say no. Also, it is Friday today. What did I say?

You said we're going to get hammered on Friday and decide to go. Oh. Well, Sunday. If we get hammered on Friday and decide to go oh well Sunday if we get hammered on Sunday on a betting Sunday I should say because I think I want to watch the Sunday night game it's a good one yeah and we gotta watch the Saints probably lose and see what the Texans do speaking of um and I got some other things I have thoughts on just really quick um like the WNBA broads just like shut the fuck up everybody's tired of your shit all they do is bitch about everybody's racist everybody's homophobic everybody's transphobic they all hate caitlin clark uh like it's all bullshit like i'm so tired of hearing from these these gals first

of all i don't pay any attention to them i have no idea what's happened on the court nobody knows what happens on the court in these games because no one cares it's just a giant soap opera all it is is constant bitching. You girls wanted all this attention. Guess what? You want to be like the dudes? I guarantee you LeBron James takes a lot worse shit than you do on a daily basis. Same with Kevin Durant. Kevin Durant got it so bad he created fake fucking accounts to defend himself. These guys take bad shit every day, far worse than you probably get. So if you want everything to be equal and you want to be like the men, you want to get all the attention the men get, part of what comes with that is people say vile, bad shit to you on the internet. And that's part of it.

But what you can't do when you start getting the bad shit sent to you is play damsel in distress. You can't act like a bad bitch until someone says you suck on the internet. And then it's, oh my God, it's so tough to be a woman. And people are racist and homophobic and transphobic. And it's so hard to be a woman. Shut up. That's what comes with it. I guarantee you LeBron's had some fucked up shit said to him. Dude, I'm a nobody and I've had super fucked up shit said to me.

Like, that's the thing. People operate in this world where they believe that because they're women, they get treated differently. And I'm not saying that the insults aren't different because they're women. You find different woman-themed insults. But the idea that it's exclusive to women to be getting insults on the internet is stupid.

So shut it. Deal with it. But don't play damsel in distress and clutch your pearls. Oh my God, they're so mean to us and honest to god you know who the worst about this is is fucking angel and i love angel and she's the reason why anybody even talks about the wnba because she talks shit to the white girl then all the white dudes got all worked up over it and clay travis gets all his racist buds into it and then all of a sudden it's a story because the mean black girl was hurtful towards the white innocent girl.

And that's why there's any interest in the WNBA. Don't at me. I don't care what you have to say about it. It's not because homegirl is good at basketball. She's been good at basketball for multiple years and nobody gave a fuck. It's because Angel Reese was a villain. The problem with Angel Reese is that Angel Reese loves to be the villain until she starts playing the victim and bitches that people call her a villain. The problem with Angel Reese is that Angel Reese loves to be the villain until she starts playing the victim and

bitches that people call her a villain. To be fair, I think what she's doing because she and her team are very brilliant with marketing, she's saying this now because she has a podcast. So it fits the narrative of hey, the media, they say all this stuff about me. They don't let me get my voice out. They create the villain. They don't

let me talk for myself. But now you can hear me talk for myself on my new podcast. Here's the link. So I think part of that, it is annoying. Yes, I'm with you. And I like Angel as well.

But I think a good portion of that is clicks, clicks, clicks, downloads, downloads, downloads. Oh, they're smart. And I agree. But I find her annoying now too. Nobody really gives a shit about the outcome of these wnba games they only care about the racial drama uh of you know

like these did like i tell you these complete no talent cucks like jason whitlock my god what a no talent uninteresting slow speaking just uninteresting all the content he has is talking shit about like stephen a smith shit he's uninteresting okay the content he has is talking shit about like Stephen A. Smith shit he's uninteresting okay it's not a political driven thing he's just not an interesting person to follow or watch but like he's on this war path talking about how racist the WNBA players are and guess what he's not wrong these black chicks really hate the white chick getting all the attention and in 2024 United States of America you're allowed to talk shit about the white chick getting all the attention and in 2024 United States of America you're allowed to talk shit about the white girl and and be racist towards like I get it that's the way of

the world that make it right it's what the world is but the idea that anybody cares about WNBA games outside of the drama that's created in these things is preposterous and that's all this is is drama it's a soap opera. Apparently the playoffs are going on. I have no fucking clue about one thing that's happened in the playoffs other than Caitlin Clark got poked in the eye by Freddy Krueger or some such shit

because this homegirl's got nails that are absurdly long and poked the chick in the eye like we're the fucking Three Stooges. And her team lost, I know that, which means the attendance in the next couple rounds will be non-existent. Correct. Like no one gives credit to Caitlin that the numbers are up attendance wise, but will that be the same next year? Probably not. No, no one really gives a shit. They just like the drama. That's all this is. It's catty female drama shit. This might as well be fucking gossip girl or fucking 90210 or the fucking real housewives of lesbian basketball well quite

honestly if I'm angel I might just be like fuck this I don't need this I'm more successful than the WNBA and she's gonna pull a you like you did in Philly she's all pissed that her coach got fired because I guess Teresa Weatherspoon is the reason she wanted to go to Chicago and they fired her so maybe you know that's her Andy and now she'll like just quit maybe who knows if she's you and I have no fucking clue I don't even know theresa weatherspoon was the coach of the chicago weather whether the chicago sky like i don't know i don't have a fucking clue but anyway quit your bitching ladies you want to be treated like men you really want the money the men make but it sounds like you don't want to deal with the bullshit that men deal with on a daily basis

from fucking lunatics on the internet all the time. But don't play damsel in distress when people are dickheads to you. And the one thing I agree with these wacky right-wing people on is I'd like evidence of all this alleged racism that you guys face. Like, they love to call the Indiana people racist. Now, there's a lot of those folks there. I do believe a lot of Caitlin Clark fans are just white people that were,ed by the black chick talking shit, and that's how they became fans ever. But I don't believe that there's just people sitting at the fucking basketball game yelling racial slurs at you while you play basketball. I do not believe it. You might say, Josh,

you're naive. Maybe I am. But have you ever noticed that anytime there's accusations of people saying racial shit at sporting events, we never get evidence of the racial shit being shouted. There's never tape. There's no audio. There's no video. It doesn't exist. Or it's a situation like where the dipshit was calling for the mascot at the Colorado Rockies game saying dinger,

and everybody was like, he said the N-word. And it was all bullshit. So, like, the idea of this is so preposterous. The whole thing, it's like, look, I don't pay any attention to the WNBA, but because of my algorithm, which doesn't show me the titties that I requested it to show me, I just want titties and meat. That's all I want in my algorithms. And some fucking Sabrina Carpenter shit.

And some chapel roan and titties. And ladies trying on clothes videos that's all i and meat smoking that's all i want yet somehow my algorithm on x is nothing but like weird wnba angry racial political shit and i don't want it but that's what pops up so that's why i see it i wouldn't have even known that this shit was happening if not for that algorithm but anyway prop to you drop everybody and we will start with the cincinnati bangles at carolina well first of all cincinnati has to win this game i mean they're oh and three their season's already pretty much over which has also pretty much ended my division champions parlay before the fucking season even got going same fuckers uh but i'm gonna stick with one that i roll with all the time on this one i'm gonna go

with jamar chase long reception 23 and a half yards over this is the andy dalton revenge game by the way it sure is so i don't know what's gonna happen i mean i would assume carolina they're kind of feeling themselves now because they actually won a game so i don't think they'll win and like you said the bangles have to um i'm going with Joe Burrow two passing teds Joe Burrow two passing two plus passing touchdowns I'm going Jamar Chase long reception over 23 and a half would not be surprised if Andy Dalton slings enough I don't know what his number is but I think it's in the low twos again and I would not be shocked if he eclipses that uh Denver is at the New York Jets.

I'm going to keep riding with a guy that every week we say we should take and then we don't, which means we'll take him this week and he won't do anything. But Alan Lazard, the friend of Mr. A-Rodge, his is over two and a half catches. He clips is that pretty regularly, at least through the first three games. He's had some monster games. So over two and a half catches, and I wouldn't be surprised

if he gets another touchdown because A-Rodge seems to find him in there. More than likely, your better, safer bet is like a Brees Hall for a touchdown in that game. But it's plus 340 for a touchdown from Alan Lazard. That's very good value for a guy who has scored a touchdown, I believe, in two of the first three games. I think he's got three tuds. I am also taking Lazard over two and a half receptions.

Look at us. I have no idea what Jilly put down. This is where we see for Simpatico. So through two picks, we've got one each that we're tied with. All right. New Orleans and Atlanta. The Saints are going to lose this weekend. They're going to go to Atlanta, and they're going to get smoked.

They don't have Demario Davis, who's the heart of the defense. He's out. They don't have their starting center. They don't have their backup center. So they're losing two key offensive linemen. Chris Alave suffered a hamstring injury in a fucking Friday practice. So he's out. Who knows?

Kamara. Taysom's still out. Taysom Hill's still out. Taysom's out. And Kamara's kind of beat up, too. And then you're relying on fucking Derek Carr. This does feel like a game, though, where they'll be down enough for Derek Carr to throw for some passing yards. To who?

Well, his boy Rashid, he might throw a deep one, may pull it off. I don't know. But I'm actually going to go with one that's kind of following what we saw the Eagles do. The Eagles had nobody to throw it to, yet they somehow found Dallas Goddard for 170 yards and like 11 catches last game. Kyle Pitts has had a down start to the season, although he's coming off his best game. He had like two catches, 50-something yards against Kansas City. I'm going to go Kyle Pitts, long reception, over 16.5 yards. Let us not forget, the Saints gave up like a 60-plus yard reception

to Dallas Goddard, the tight end of the Eagles, late in crunch time on a third and fucking 16. What are we fucking doing? But they did, and I think Kyle Pitts has a reception of longer than 16 yards. Mine also involves Kyle Pitts, but I'm taking him for over three and a half receptions. That was plus money. It was plus money.

But as you said, the Saints don't do well with tight ends, so why not? Yeah. And they've also, throughout the season, if you go back to week two where they beat up on Dallas, and maybe this isn't a fair comparison, but they gave up a lot of yards to this fucking schoonmaker of Dallas. Then they gave up a ton of yards to Dallas Goddard.

They're missing the heart of the middle of their defense there with DeMario Davis, who's out. And that's, by the way, first game that DeMario Davis has ever missed in his career due to injury. It makes me sad. Me too. He's missed one other game, and that was due to the Rona protocol. So he's missed one game there, and now this.

The dude's got like a 12-year career, and he's never missed a game due to injury until this fucking week. We're going to get our asses kicked by Kirk in Atlanta, and it sucks, and we're going to be 2-2. Then you know who we get next week? The Chiefs. And we're going to be 2-3, and the season's over. A week ago, things seemed a lot better. All right, Minnesota's at Green Bay.

I'm going to stick with another long reception. I'm going to take Justin Jefferson over 26 and a half yards for his longest reception. You're really enjoying these longest reception things. I don't think I've missed one yet. When I've played them, Justin Jefferson, I think, had one last week against the Texans. I love the long reception.

Brian Perrant Jr. last night played a long reception, and he got his. Like, in the NFL today, they're throwing a lot of deep balls. This isn't shocking. And these guys are making plays. So, this is my third, I guess, so far out of the first four picks. I've taken long receptions, but Justin Jefferson over 26 and a half for the longest reception. I am. I think Jordan Love is back this week too. I'm actually taking Aaron Jones, former Packers running back now, Minnesota running back for 22 and a half receiving yards.

Okay. By the way, we haven't said who he thinks is going to win these games, but I'm going Cincinnati, the Jets, Denver coming off a big road win. Denver ain't going to win these games but I'm going Cincinnati the Jets Denver coming off a big road win Denver ain't going to win another one uh I'm taking Atlanta and I think it's about time that fucking Minnesota gets their comeuppance and I think Green Bay is going to beat them in Green Bay I agree with all of those so there's that one uh Jacksonville and the Texans I would assume the Texans are going to win despite the fact Jacksonville is completely desperate in this one and they've looked inept. I like this though because I like to see what the Texans do really after two bad games offensively. They weren't great offensively against the Bears. They were dreadful last week. Let's see how they responded home in a division game against Jacksonville. I think they're going to win. And I'm also going to go with Brian Thomas Jr.,

long reception over 19 1⁄2 yards. Let us not forget, we see it every week from the Texans. We saw it three times, I think, in week one against Indy. The Bears even had a couple of deep plays against them. And then last week we saw it with Justin Jefferson as well. The Texans give up big plays in the second. The Texans are actually far more flawed than we thought going into the season. There's legit concerns about the flaws that they have, especially in the back half of the defense.

But I'm going to go Brian Thomas Jr., LSU, NFLSU, over 19 and a half for the longest reception. And I'm going to take Cam Akers to score a touchdown because I do not believe, is homeboy out again? Is Mixon out? He's not officially out. He didn't practice today, so he's questionable. So either one of them, like I said last week, Mixon or Akers will get a rushing touchdown for the Texans as well. But Tank Dell is out. And I think Nico's dealing with a hamstring. He's questionable as well. So I don't know what they're going to do, but I've been playing Brian Thomas Jr. every week and I just take his over receiving yards. This week it's 48 and a half. I'm in. I also think Stefan Diggs is going to have to have a big game if they're going to win. That's, I think that's fair as well. All right. But do you think they're going to win?

I, I would hope so. I think they're going to win. You said that last week, too. I did, but that was much more of a toss-up. They're on the road. I wasn't as definitive about that last week. This week, I think coming off of really two mediocre games, one terrible game, at home, I think they're going to win against Jacksonville, who stinks.

Pittsburgh is at Indy. Look, I'm going to keep it simple on this. Jonathan Taylor, touchdown. I think he it simple on this. Jonathan Taylor touchdown. I think he had two last week. I'll tell you when he didn't have one. When you took it? That cost me two parlays, yep. But I'm going to take Jonathan Taylor touchdown,

and I'm going to, that makes it, it's JTT. Jonathan Taylor touchdown. And I'm going to stick with the guy that's done this exact number the first three weeks of the season. Over three and a half catches, Pat Friermuth. It's plus money. It's plus 116 for him to have four catches. He's had, I believe, in each game four catches.

I'm going to ride with old Patty Friermuth again. Mine's very simple. I'm taking the nausea touchdown. How many times has he done that this year? I don't know, but it's the Colts. And from what I gather, they can't really stop anybody running. That's true. We saw that firsthand.

All right. Moving on to the Rams and the Bears. I'm going to go running back receiving yards here because who the fuck else do they have to throw to at the Rams? They're kind of living on borrowed time. Kyron Williams over 18 and a half receiving yards. Well, I'm actually taking 2-2 Atwell for who they're going to throw it to, if you're wondering. 38 and a half receiving yards. So what I've seen when I've watched the Rams, and if you look at the numbers, two or three

times a game, you're going to get a pass to Kyron Williams. If he busts one or two of those, I think he can get into the 20s. I think the last two weeks he's had over 20 receiving yards. So I'm going to ride with him. Do you think Pittsburgh, do you think that they turned back into a pumpkin this week? I think he can get into the 20s. I think the last two weeks he's had over 20 receiving yards. So I'm going to ride with him. Do you think Pittsburgh, do you think that they turn back into a pumpkin this week? Because we didn't pick that game. Indy and Pittsburgh, who wins it?

Not against Indy, they don't. No, I don't think. But here's the problem I think they're going to run into. They're winning a lot of low-scoring games. Their offense is still not good. Indy, as we saw at home, they put up 20, what was it, was it 29 30 against the Texans they lost but like they can do it at home I think this is the week that Pittsburgh loses I don't know what the spread is but I'm gonna go Indy to win that game at home and I I guess the Rams go on the road and beat the Bears. The Bears should be winless.

They're not good. They should be winless. The Rams should also, with all their injuries, should also be buried too, but they're finding ways. They're pulling off miracles, though. What a shitty game, my God. Philly, is it Tampa? I am going to take one easy one. I'm just going to keep riding this

one. Saquon with a touchdown. He's found the end zone virtually every game, but I'm also going to go with a guy who I think sucks. A guy who is not a very good player. A guy who I, I, I think got lucky to win the game last week against the saints. I'm taking jalen hertz over 0.5 interceptions that's a solid one he's been throwing a lot this year and not only that he's been throwing a lot of interceptions in big spots in the end zone like he is a turnover fucking machine so i'm gonna take the interception from hertz the saquon touchdown and and I think Tampa bounces back. Also, what is the weather there? I mean, Tampa I thought was getting the dick knocked off.

There's some pretty strong weather down there. That was today. I know, but I was just asking what it looks like there today. All I saw was, I saw Bootsy put up prayer hands for St. Pete. When the fuck does Bootsy put up prayer hands on the internet? But is Tampa getting hit pretty good? It did.

It was like some of the worst storm surge. But everything will be fine for Sunday. But I mean Charlotte's kind of in the same boat too. Charlotte, North Carolina, they got hammered too. That's true. I think Tampa, especially after the way they got their ass kicked. This is just a straight up Tampa got their asses kicked.

Philly pulled off a big not a miracle win, but like a dramatic win. I think Tampa bounces back and wins that game at home. So do I. And I'm taking a Chris Godwin touchdown because Baker seems to really like Mr. Chris Godwin. Baker, Tom, they all love Chris Godwin. New England's at San Francisco. Like, I didn't write this on the card, but I think Juwan Jennings,

who's just been out of nowhere putting up big numbers based on all these injuries they've had. I think Juwan Jennings is going to have yards again. But I'm actually going to take a New England player here. I'm going to go Austin Hooper over 10.5 receiving yards. You stole my guy from last week. You saw that was successful. That's exactly what I took too because I took him last week and he came through and I think he'll have way over 10

and a half receiving yards. The problem is the guy only makes like basically you know one or two catches a game but maybe they found something with him and this will be the day he has four or five. Usually one of those catches is like 18 yards. It's all you need. Well if I were you I'd also maybe consider his longest catch play. I don't know what that is, but whatever it is, maybe Austin Hooper longest catch. Washington is at Arizona. I'm going to keep riding with one that doesn't seem to buck me very often.

I'm going to go with Kyler over 33 and a half rush yards. And I think here's one that's kind of an outside shot. So Jaden, through his first two career NFL touchdown passes last week. The world is blowing him. It's like he came out of nowhere. It's like they didn't know he'd be good at football, but they're all over the place. Prime time, beat Joe Burrow.

It's a big deal. I think going on the road after that big win that they had, I think Jaden throws his first interception as well. I think that's very possible. I'm actually going with the Kyler Murray touchdown. He scored at least one in every game, so why stop now? I think Arizona wins this one too. Everybody's blowing.

This is a straight-up everybody's blowing Washington play that I would have here, but I'd go there. I haven't written anything down for Kansas City and the Chargers because a lot of the Chargers players weren't up when I looked. But a road game like this, I could see this being a day that they have to get 270, 280 maybe even out of Pat. And his number's only down like in the 240. So I would actually look at Pat Mahomes passing yards for the over.

I'm probably gonna hate myself for this but I'm taking Kelsey 46 and a half receiving because homeboy hasn't done dick all season and now this is the week that they've been starting to question him like are you too distracted with Taylor and that just seems like the perfect storm for everyone thought he was done he's gonna come out and have a monster game I think that's a solid play. Cleveland and Vegas is hard because every week I've said, hey, take Deshaun. His number is 201. Every game he's right around 185, 190, 195. Gardner's number is also 201. If I were certain that Gardner wasn't going to get benched, I would take that because Gardner's going to get you over 200 yards. But I'm not certain that he won't get benched.

There's a lot of talk about that. And while he's starting this week, it would not shock me if they continue to be inept and they finally say fuck off. Now, here's one, though, that I'm going to ride with. Gardner has thrown an interception in all three games. And I'm going to ride with that. I'm going to take Gardner, Minshew, and Interception. I'm actually going to take Brock Bowers,

who is another one of my guys, my rookies, that I've been playing every week, and thus far he's always come through. His number's a little higher this week because we don't know if Devontae Adams is playing, right? So that would explain why Brock's number's a little higher, but I'm still going with the 53.5 receiving yards. Who do you think wins that?

I think Cleveland. I don't know. I think Cleveland's going to win it. I don't know. I don't think Cleveland's any good. I don't think Deshaun's any good. Although it's in Vegas. I might go Vegas.

And the thing about Deshaun is we've been talking about his demise and how bad he is. There's way too much trouble Deshaun can get into in Las Vegas. Let's go to the Harden method here. There's way too much trouble Deshaun can get into in Las Vegas. Let's go to the Harden method here. There's way too much shit Deshaun can get into in Las Vegas. Look, he sucks, but if you go back to week one and how the world was ending with him,

he's kind of righted the ship at least a little. He's not the dude he used to be in Houston, but he's kind of leveled out and the drama's not as much. Buffalo is at Baltimore on Sunday night. See, that's too good of a Sunday night game to go to Billy Joel for.

Unless it was Billy Joel and like Night Ranger. Not Billy Joel and Sting. If it were Billy Joel and the opening act was damn Yankees getting back together, then I'd say yes. Oh, by the way, Night Ranger's gonna be here in December, right? Fucking A.

Let's go. I think Night Ranger's gonna be in like three places around us in December. We could really be obnoxious groupies. Yeah, and get backstage for every one of them. See how long it takes them to remember us? There was a man who had an oxygen tank in Bethlehem who did go to backstage with like five Night Ranger shows on whatever tour that was. So that could be you.

I don't even think they have names for these tours anymore. It's just we tour. So here's a fun fact. Remember last year when Josh Allen, like the talk was that he turns the ball over too much? Well, first of all, let's rewind here. Josh Allen, just like the Redskins are getting blown by everybody, Buffalo's getting blown after they just dismantled Jacksonville on Monday night. Josh Allen's been great.

Josh Allen, for all the turnovers last year, and I think he threw 18 interceptions last year, he has zero so far this year. So prime time against Baltimore. The interception's coming, baby. I-N-T. Yeah, I didn't even think about that. That's a good one.

I was just going to take James Cook, the Buffalo running back, for 21 and a half receiving yards. That's a good one, too, though. I think that Baltimore is also coming off a big win, but they're at home. Buffalo, primetime win. The Ravens still need to win. They've only won once this year, so they need it.

Correct. So I think they'll win, too. Tennessee is at Miami. Yikes. Now, there's a chance that Tim Boyle might be the quarterback at some point in this game for Miami. Sorry, Skyler. Yeah, I was reading, like, they're trying to read between the tea leaves.

And at one point, Tyreek was like, well, I've been catching some passes from Tim Boyle in practice. And they're like, oh, shit. Didn't they sign a different quarterback, too? What was that? The guy that was the backup in Baltimore, right? Doesn't he play there now, too? I have no fucking clue. I've decided to not pay any attention to them.

But here's what I'm going to go with. Did you know that I was only a week off on the DeAndre Hopkins explosion? I said he was going to have three catches a couple weeks ago. He didn't. But last week he had like 70-something receiving yards from old Will Levi's and um I'm gonna go with DeAndrecus over 36 and a half receiving yards Tyler Huntley was who I was thinking of he might who knows so like the reality is that that's what's his name Skylar Thompson um he is not long for the world so um I'm gonna go with a Tennessee like Will Levis is better than Skylar Thompson.

And I'm going to take DeAndrecus over 36 and a half receiving yards. I am taking Tony Pollard, 66 and a half rush plus receiving yards. Tony, you know what happens? We're going to Memphis in November, at the end of November for Thanksgiving. Tony Pollard's family has a barbecue shack there, and it looks fucking phenomenal. I know. I'm hoping they'll be open the day after Thanksgiving.

It better be, goddammit. Or the day before, even, like on that Wednesday before. And then finally, the second Monday night game, a better one, Seattle at Detroit. I think Detroit will win that. And I'm going to go with, this is a very low number. Seattle's still undefeated, aren't they? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. They may be doing it. Yep, Detroit's going to win. This is a really low number here, but I'm going to go Jameer Gibbs over 79.5 rushing and receiving yards. Generally speaking, at least the last two weeks, he's rushed for over 80, and his receiving yards are in the 20s. So that's 100.

I'm just taking a shot here because that guy can catch one out of the backfield and turn a screen into 25 yards pretty quick they give it to him you know 12 15 times a game with he and David Montgomery I'm taking over 79 and a half rushing and receiving yards for Jameer Gibbs well you know David Montgomery is my favorite to score a touchdown every week. I know. But his value is nothing, so I'm going to say fuck it and I'm going to take David Montgomery first, Tud. Oh, boy. For plus 450. Atta baby.

You're playing with the queen of props right here. That's Jilly. So, do you have a game that you think, like if you had to look at all these, what is your favorite play out of all these? I don't know. Probably the burrow two passing, Tud. Yeah. favorite play out of all these? I don't know. Probably the burrow two passing teds. Yeah?

Yeah. I mean, I don't know. I like quite a few of these. I would hope. I don't see one, too. I don't know why. I hate him, but I feel like it's coming. Well, it should be.

My favorite might actually be the Josh Allen interception, just because it's been three weeks since he's thrown one. You're in one of the toughest places to play against a tough defense on the road I really like the idea of that Josh Allen interception I think that one might be my favorite I also really like the Austin Hooper 10 and a half yards there we go so uh college tomorrow um boy we got some good afternoon action uh like the Colorado again I say Colorado they're a 14 point underdog they shouldn't have fucking won last week it was a miracle that they did but um there's always passing yards involved in those so uh lsu tomorrow night um if i were you folks and you're making any bets i would strongly consider taking the south alabama jaguars plus whatever that number is, which I think is currently, what is it currently?

I think it's 21, yeah. So if I were you, I would strongly consider that because LSU has not covered at all this year. And, dude, South Alabama can score. I mean, they can light it up. Now, you could say, oh, they light it up against garbage teams, but their offense is pretty solid. And I think something they do offensively and they do well

is they've got a dual-threat quarterback. LSU struggled with that. LSU just lost Perkins, Harold Perkins. So this could be a game that's much closer. I would also say the over is very much in play, and I don't know what the over is. I'm going to guess it's in the mid-60s or something, if not more. The over is certainly in play in that one as well.

But anyway, all right, you guys rule. We'll talk to you later.