The Josh Innes Show - Prop Til’ You Drop Week 7
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Hello, friends. What's going on? It's Josh and Jilly, and we have a road show today.
A mobile podcast program from the car on I-44 westbound headed towards Fayetteville, Arkansas
to see the Fighting Tigers of Louisiana State University battle the Razorbacks, the Hogs of Arkansas.
And we'll be there tomorrow night.
Well, we're going to get there tonight.
We're going to go hit the town, see what the bar sitch is like, the food sitch.
We did find out.
Let's be real.
We're going to get there, and we're going to sit at walk-ons for five hours.
Okay, that's fine.
Whatever.
Whatever happens, happens.
Whatever happens, happens.
We'll see.
There is a walk-ons there, which is good news because they have delicious cheese sticks.
And the beer is cold.
So we know we like Walk-Ons, but we're going to see what happens.
We're going to see.
We're staying at a cabin almost.
It's not really a cabin.
We're staying at the bottom floor of someone's house in the mountains, kind of.
The bottom floor of someone's house in the mountains, kind of, The bottom floor of someone's house in the mountains, kind of,
is where we're staying. Are there mountains
in Arkansas? Um, I think
this is, like, technically, it said
the mountains. I don't know.
I don't fucking know. I've never been to Fayetteville, Arkansas.
But it's only, like, five miles
from the campus, so. No.
I think I have been to Fayetteville. Back when I
used to do those, uh, those
tours, as Dad would call them, where he would go to Walmarts and sign autographs, and I would have to wearetteville back when I used to do those, uh, those tours, his dad would call them
where he would go to Walmarts and sign autographs and I would have to wear the Scooby costume. Um,
we, I think we did go at least through Fayetteville once. Like we've done all this shit. Like I've
been to all these areas with my dad that was back in the early two thousands. He had like the
professional Scooby costume that he got from Warner brothers. And it was in this big black box.
And we had this van.
And dad's van was a blue van.
And it had like his picture on the side of it with all the characters.
I called it the Ego Mobile.
That was the name of the vehicle.
And it was me, him, and our friend Claude.
And we would all drive.
Because dad can never do anything alone or with
just one person it had to be a whole gaggle of people and it was the three of us we were in this
van this van only had two chairs so I would have to sit in the back of the van in a folding chair
with all the shit it was not safe at all and uh and that's how we did things and we would go from
town to town these little towns with these Walmarts,
and Dad would go in and sign autographs.
We had a Polaroid camera, so he would charge to get a Polaroid picture signed,
and these kids would sit on my lap, and we would take Polaroids.
Are you going to be doing that again now when you don't have a job?
You know what?
Maybe.
That's not a bad idea.
What does Scotty pay?
I'll actually ask.
I'll say, Dad, I'm just going to start riding with you on your con tour here.
I want to say, I think I saw he's in Georgia this weekend maybe.
Look, I'll take on the world.
I'll be like, Dad, where are we going this weekend?
We're loading up and we're heading to Georgia.
We're heading to Florida, Texas, wherever.
You're going to be like bad Santa, Scooby, though.
Because back then you weren't so angry.
Now I feel like you'd be like, all right, kid, what the fuck?
Get off my lap.
Scooby-dooby-doo.
Woo. Oh, well, trust me. I was pissed like you'd be like, all right, kid, what the fuck? Get off my lap. Scooby-dooby-doo. Woo.
Oh, well, trust me.
I was pissed off when I was wearing that fucking suit, too.
And I would just say shit to myself.
And every now and then a kid would go, what, Scooby?
I'd go, ruh.
Ruh.
So I'd be like, you stupid little shit.
You're going to be like bad Santa.
And very well could be.
I've got to find out what dad pays.
And maybe I could be part of his traveling entourage for all of his comic cons.
And I too could meet C and D level voice actors and stars of failed television shows or cult heroes too.
Like I see some of the people that come to dad's, uh, the things that dad's at and like, like the one dude, remember the dude that like was the voice of, I think it was the voice of the cat and hocus
pocus and he was like max on the uh on the goof troop or goofy movie or whatever like that and
he was also in episodes i believe of full house he was dj's boyfriend like when she was dating
viper or whatever the fuck that dude what was his name was his name viper i think it was or
was uncle jesse viper uncle jesse was vulture then yes it was viper so
i think the guy's name was viper and he wore like leather vests and shit so basically he was uncle
jesse except you know a younger version that dj tanner was dating but then there was the other
dude that would also wear would wear vests but they weren't leather vests they were like like
magician's vests and shit he had glasses that dude. That dude, that dude I've seen at my
dad's, uh, you know who he is? He's James Marsden's brother. I don't know what his name is like Steve
Marsden, but he's James Marsden's less attractive brother. And he does a lot of voice acting shit.
And I think he was the cat. I think I'm not positive. I think he was the cat and hocus pocus.
What the fuck was that cat's name? Binks, Zachary Binks, Zachary Binks, right I think he was the cat in Hocus Pocus. What the fuck was that cat's name? Binks?
Zachary Binks.
Zachary Binks, right?
So that was the cat.
And I've seen him at my dad's shit.
I've seen the dad from Dawson's Creek at my dad's shit.
Every now and then there's cool wrestlers.
Like apparently dad's friends with, I say apparently, he claims to be friends with Mick Foley.
He claimed to text him that one day.
Oh, we got another Buc-ee's billboard.
Yep, we are only 111 miles from a Buc-ee's right now.
Beginning to look a lot like Buc-ee's.
It is!
Yep, so we're going to see Buc-ee's here in 111 miles.
Beaver nuggets, delicious treats, barbecue sandwiches,
great beef jerkies, all the good shit.
Buc-ee's, which is in Springfield, Missouri, or thereabouts.
And that's on our way to Fayetteville, where we will be probably in about four hours, give or take.
We got a late start because we had to put our goddamn bets in.
That really, really set us back.
We were doing great.
I finished my work so early.
I was ready to go.
And then you break this news to me.
Well, what I found out is there is legal sports betting in Arkansas,
but it is not DraftKings and it's not FanDuel.
They're not in that state yet, so I had to put in a bunch of bets before.
Now, I did find one of the apps that you can use to bet there,
and the more I drink this evening and tomorrow,
the more likely it is that I have downloaded that app.
The more likely it is I decide to create an account on that app so I can do some live betting.
Because, God damn it, I'm not coming to Arkansas.
Well, here's the deal.
Do they even have live betting here?
Do we know that?
They do have live betting.
I don't know if it's live prop betting on college.
I don't think they have college prop bets.
But they do have live betting on the NFL.
Or at least I can put in some bets
on Sunday when we're driving back, because I think we drive through Arkansas for at least like an
hour or so. Yeah, about an hour and 15, I think. So that'll give me some time. We got the London
game, obviously, too, so. Great timing, NFL. Thanks for that one. I know, because otherwise,
we would just be listening to whatever religious radio is in, you know, podunk Arkansas and
Missouri. We'd be driving back Sunday morning,
eight o'clock, some motherfucker telling you about sinning and repenting and shit.
So, um, fortunately we'll at least have the NFL to listen to. Um, I did take a bet in that one
just in case, but I, I, I pretty confident in myself knowing me. If I know me, I feel pretty confident that I will be creating an
account on bettley.com or whatever the hell it is in Arkansas. I got the app. We'll see what happens,
but more than likely that's what I'm going to be doing. I'm excited for the LSU game. It's going
to be fun. Arkansas looks like it might be a fun time. It's going to be a packed house. Apparently
I was listening to Matt the other day,
and he had some Arkansas jamoke on.
And he's like, listen, this is like a big game for us.
After we beat Tennessee and you guys beat Ole Miss,
like the tickets are like people are excited.
It's going to be a sellout.
I guess a sellout.
I mean, it's going to be basically the guy said this is about as good as it gets
for an Arkansas home game.
It's going to be good weather in the 70s during the day,
and then at night it's going to cool off,
and people are all jacked up and ready to go.
I feel like we just need to find some randos that are LSU fans
that are out tailgating, because they'll be there,
and just, like, start drinking with them.
I think that's the plan.
What we'll do, just in case, is we'll go get a little cash,
because every now and then, like, you feel like, hey,
you throw in, like, $10 and they'll let you drink their booze.
That's my favorite in Baton Rouge I'm notorious for that
walking around I'll ask somebody can I buy your shot for five dollars and they'll be like girl
just take like three yeah and then I still give them the money and they get mad at me yeah I'm
excited I'm excited about this because there will be LSU people there I don't know if it's an
exciting trip for LSU people historically we've lost games here that we shouldn't lose.
So what is that billboard?
Oh, Uranus.
We just passed a billboard for Uranus, Missouri, for the Uranus Fudge Factory.
The best fudge comes from Uranus.
We're going to have to stop.
You are easily amused.
Oh, like you're not.
I know.
So we'll see.
We're going to see what Uranus looks like
here. How far was Uranus? I don't know. There's a fuck ton of caverns and shit on this drag too.
Like here in Missouri, not the most, you know, awesome state there is, but there's a lot of
caverns, like, you know, caves and shit where you see like, I don't know, shiny shit inside of a
cave. Well, they've got a lot of that shit around here, too.
We keep seeing billboards for that.
I haven't made this drive or this trek in a long-ass time.
I used to live in Springfield, Missouri when I was a kid for, like, two and a half years.
Not enough to really remember a ton about it, but I did live there.
So I've done this before.
Are we going to go see the Gypsy Rose murder house?
Well, I didn't think about it until you brought it up, but fuck yes, we're going to go to the Gypsy Rose murder house? Well, I didn't think about it until you brought it up,
but fuck yes, we're going to go to the Gypsy Rose murder house.
I think we may have to take a detour on the way back.
I know we're trying to get back to bed on the afternoon games,
but I mean, I think we have to go see it.
Look, you're not going to go to Springfield, Missouri,
and not go to Bucky's, and not go to the Gypsy Rose murder house.
Now we're going to have to Google where the Gypsy Rose murder house is
and take our picture outside, and then we'll tweet it to her and whichever...
What's the name of that asshole she's with?
Not the fat guy, but the other one.
I did read. I didn't read the whole story, but I saw some headline.
Apparently her and Ken are going to live separately to parent this child.
That's normal.
Well, I mean, she's not normal no but she is a celeb and she makes money from you know
because she killed her mom and whatnot and that's a television program and um i'm look i'm ready to
go see the gypsy rose murder house i'll send it to my friend tance who just like gets enraged
by my defense of gypsy rose he's like like, ah, she still called her mom.
Like, well, her mom was a real piece of shit.
She kind of had it coming.
But then again, like I watched this,
we've been watching the show about the brothers,
the Menendez brothers.
And I'm like, I don't know, I'm still not on your side.
I mean, it sounds like you were diddled pretty good,
pretty often, pretty frequently,
a lot of diddling from your dad.
But for whatever reason, this show doesn't do you any favors like i don't like you it's two different situations though because gypsy rose wasn't well she was diddled by somebody else
right but not her mom her mom just like exploited her and gave her all these surgeries and shit
yeah like that she didn't need like it's like hey we're gonna like they had a feeding tube put in
this girl she wasn't sick you know who does it? And I know we're behind on this, obviously.
This happened months ago when all this really started popping.
We weren't doing the pop when we were talking about it.
But think about this.
That these doctors, the mom's just like, yeah, she has cancer.
And the doctors are like, I buy it.
And then they're putting feeding tubes and shit in this girl.
Like, fucking these doctors are morons.
The mom's a piece of shit. She had it coming. And the dad seems like such a and shit. And this girl like, fucking these doctors are morons. The mom's a piece of shit.
She had it coming.
And the dad seems like such a nice guy.
Yeah.
He's like,
what was his name?
Um,
Oh,
the dad,
what's out the dad kicked ass down there from a Lafourche parish.
He rules.
Oh boy.
Look at that.
The smokers outlet boy in this area,
you get to see a lot of like guys that look like hillbilly.
Oh,
you don't used to exist.
It's a place called the Hillbilly Junction.
It doesn't exist anymore, but there was a big gas station outside of Springfield
that had, like, corncob pipe-looking motherfuckers like that outside, and it was fun.
Maybe they turned that into Buc-ee's.
I don't know if they did.
There's also Stuc-ee's, but Stuc-ee's is, like, for basics.
We're going to fucking, we're going to Buc-ee's, and that's that.
So thank you very much.
I've had a pee for, like, an hour, and I'm just holding it for, like, another, what, hour and ten until're going to Buc-ee's and that's that. So thank you very much. I've had a pee for like an hour and I'm just holding it for like another, what, hour and ten until we get to Buc-ee's?
Yep.
There's the tater patch.
Boy, this is just a fun game reading billboards.
The tater patch.
Food, music, and spirits.
55 years locally, veterally owned.
Veteran owned.
Known for giant tenderloins.
See, I don't understand why you didn't want to stop somewhere on the way.
Like, we had Taco Bell, we bet on sports, yes, but there's so many wacky places we could have stopped.
I know, I know, I just didn't feel like getting out of the car.
Well, that sucks, because taters.
We could have gone to the Tater Shack, or whatever the hell it was called.
That was the place that had the best burgers in rural Missouri, like...
Hey, look, we got THC on this billboard.
THC, no card required at Ozark
nutrition. So when I think of Ozark nutrition, I think of THC come get your weed and get your
gummies and get your Delta twelves and your whatever the fuck they are. Come get them here
at Ozark nutrition. I think that name is a bit misleading. Uh, let's see. God, this billboard game in this
area is really fun. Let's see. There's Rolla's award-winning buffet. That's the, oh fuck. I
regret this now. Sirloin stockade. What? I want to go to Sirloin. Can we go to Sirloin stockade?
It's a buffet and Sirloin and shit. You know what we're going to have to do one day? Just drive out here.
Like, you know, one day when we got nothing going on
and you're done doing your shit at like noon,
we're just going to make a drive out to
Rolla and go to Sirloin Stockade.
That just sounds epic.
Is it open Sundays?
I don't know. But I'll tell you this,
if that were a place that were in like
Fort Worth, Texas, the whole world would be like
that sounds delicious. But since it's in Rolla, Missouri, we make fun of it. If that were in like Fort Worth, Texas, the whole world would be like, that sounds delicious.
But since it's in Rolla, Missouri, we make fun of it.
If that were in, you know, again, that were in like Dallas, Fort Worth, there'd be lines for miles to get into the Sirloin Stockade Buffet.
I'm just getting really angry that we need to stop at somewhere wacky.
You know I love to do that on road trips.
And you're like, no, we're not going to stop.
Look, I fucked up.
And it's okay to acknowledge when you fuck up.
I made a mistake. I'm broken. And it's okay to acknowledge when you fuck up. I made a mistake.
I'm broken.
I don't know what to tell you.
And look, they're steak and shake.
I guess we're going through Rolla, Missouri right now.
Or Rolla might technically be that way based on the sign.
Like Rolla's that way.
And then you can also go to Jeff City, which is the capital of Missouri.
It's Jefferson City. For those of you who don't know your state capitals, Jefferson capital of Missouri, is Jefferson City.
For those of you who don't know your state capitals,
Jefferson City, Missouri is the state capital.
It is also very controversial if you say Missouri or Missouri.
Anybody with a brain that's not a hillbilly knows it's Missouri,
but a lot of people say Missouri, so it's fun to do that.
But sometimes it pisses people who don't say Missouri off
because they think, oh, like it's fun to do that, but sometimes it pisses people who don't say Missouri off because
they think, oh, like it makes us sound stupid, and then when you say Missouri around people who
normally say Missouri, but they know that you probably don't, they think you're making fun of
them. This billboard is Sofa City. Buy it today, try it tonight. So if you want to get a sofa
at Sofa City here in Rolla, which is also the home of a college. That college is Missouri something
school of technology, like Missouri S&T, whatever the S is. I don't know. Science, that might make
sense. They have a cancer institute here in Rolla, Missouri. That's nice. But obviously people here
are very healthy because they go to Ozark Nutrition, so they probably don't need the doctor. These trucks and their pebbles flying out. Well, yeah, and I like how
there's signs on the back of them that say, hey, it's not my fucking fault if a rock hits your
windshield. I'm like, yeah, it actually is, motherfucker, because you drive around with
rocks flying out of your vehicle, you dicks. Oh, speaking of dicks, there's a Dickies Barbecue Pit and the Sirloin Stockade.
Boy, hot damn.
And Totem Pole Trading Post on Route 66.
Oh, there it is.
Is that the Totem Pole Trading Post?
Yeah, it is.
Antiques, fireworks.
That's a good time.
It has all you need.
Antiques, fireworks fireworks souvenirs oh shit
jesus christ i was talking to the people on the podcast you almost drove us off the fucking road
oh jesus fuck um they have a menards and an academy here like raw oh and a lion's den adult
superstore.
So if you want to, you know, stop and pull off at the side of the road and then pull off in a box.
There's Sofa City.
That looks like Sofa City.
It certainly gives off Sofa City vibes.
So anyway, we're on a road trip right now.
I have got the prop to you drop for this week.
And we will start with New England at Jacksonville that game is tomorrow morning at
8 30 if you're in the central time zone if it's Sunday morning what oh oh shit today's Friday
isn't it I take it back it is Sunday morning not tomorrow morning today is Friday I've lost track
of the days I'm gonna go back to a tried and true that didn't hit last week but I'm gonna go back to a tried and true that didn't hit last week, but I'm going to go back to it again. Brian Thomas Jr. over 22 and a half yards for his longest reception. And I'm feeding off
of one from last week. Evan Ingram of Jacksonville over four and a half catches. He had like 10 last
week. He was targeted like a billion times. He's been out for most of the year. So I think that's
a good opportunity. Oh, the sign says we are having big fun in Uranus at the Uranus Fudge Factory.
You can't get enough of the Uranus Fudge Factory.
I mean, if you're going to read billboards, you might as well read the funny ones.
Uranus, there we go.
That one's Dolly Parton.
Now we're in Doolittle.
We're in Doolittle, Missouri.
And, yeah, so.
But we're going to go Evan Ingram, over 4.5 catches,
and Brian Thomas, Jr. over 22.5.
Longest reception.
Do you have anything that you recall from that game that stood out?
I think I took Brian Thomas as well.
They owe him.
They owe him from last week.
What, a touchdown?
I took his yards, and I took the longest yard, the catch, I think.
Gotcha.
All right, moving on.
Tennessee is at Buffalo.
I'm going to just go with an easy one here and say Will Levis with an interception because Buffalo
can intercept the ball. I was thinking that this might be the week that Josh Allen finally throws
a pick. The problem is Tennessee is one of the worst teams in the league at intercepting the
ball, so I didn't go that route. I'm also taking new receiver Amari Cooper, assuming he plays, which I don't know why he wouldn't.
Amari Cooper, over two and a half receptions.
I think that's a solid play for Buffalo as well as they made the move for Amari.
Getting a new guy involved.
I'm going to take over two and a half catches for Amari Cooper.
Anything from that game you recall?
No, I don't like that one at all.
Me neither really, but those are the ones that stood out.
Texans and Packers, I think this game's going to be a shootout,
going to be a fun time for everyone.
I'm going to go back to one that I like that didn't hit last week,
but I think the Texans are going to give up big plays.
I'm going to take Jaden Reed, over 21.5 yards, longest catch.
His number is actually the highest
number for receiving yards for Packer players even though last week he was down and Dobbs was back
and I don't know what Watson's situation is but I'm going to take over 21 and a half yards for
the longest Jaden Reed catch I'm going to take CJ Stroud to throw a pick the Packers might be the
best team in the league in terms of interceptions they They're in the top two or three. So I'm going to take Stroud to throw a road interception.
And I'm going to go with Tank Dell over four and a half catches. And I wouldn't be shocked if both
Tank Dell and Stephon Diggs both hit their over in receptions. I like Joe Mixon receiving yards.
And I don't know why they don't have Christian Watson available.
He's always hurt, so maybe he's hurt again.
But he would have been my pick for longest catch.
Well, that's a solid one, too.
But I'm just going to go back to my boy here.
Not available.
That's my problem.
I'm going to stick with my boy, though, Jaden Reed.
Over 21 and a half yards, longest reception.
I just think this game's going to be a lot of yards.
It'd be a whole hell of a lot of fun if Nico were there to stretch the defense. I think the Texans are going to give up a handful
of big plays in the passing game. I think there's going to be multiple dudes that make big plays in
the passing game for Green Bay, and I think Green Bay is going to win the game. Let's see, Miami is
at Indy. There wasn't a ton available for this game yet, but I'm going to take Tyler Huntley over 183.5 yards,
mostly just because, I mean, Miami, Indy's defense isn't very good,
and I think Indy's good.
They have to win the game.
It's a huge game for them.
They're at home.
Last week, Huntley threw for almost 200,
so I wouldn't be shocked if he got into that range again.
That was the only thing that really stood out to me in that one.
I took Jalen Waddell four
catches. Seattle's at Atlanta. I would also expect this game to be a shootout. I like that this
should be fun, unless Seattle actually really sucks, which they may. I think they've lost three
in a row after starting 3-0, but I'm going to go back to one that didn't hit last week, missed by
about a yard. I'm going back to Darnell Mooney, over 20.5 yards, longest reception.
And I wouldn't be shocked if we get a deep ball to DK Metcalf in this game as well.
But I'm going to go Darnell Mooney, over 20.5 yards, longest reception.
I love taking Drake London's yards because he and Kirk seem to really have a nice little relationship there.
And I think I took Kirk to throw two tuds. All right, there we go. Detroit is at Minnesota,
should be a good game as well. I'm going to go to the easiest one that's out there because it
hasn't missed yet, so why go away from what works? And it's pretty good value too for a guy that
scored a touchdown every week. David Montgomery is minus 125 for a touchdown. I'm going to take that. I'm going to go David
Montgomery touchdown. Yeah, that's always implied. He's the best. What else did I take? Oh, I took
Aaron. I wanted to take Aaron Jones receptions, but they weren't up. All right, so we'll see.
That could change then. Cincinnati and Cleveland. I'm going back to one that seemingly hits every
week. I think this has hit every week but one. I'm going Jamar Chase over 24.5 yards for his longest reception.
I like the Nick Chubb touchdown.
It's an emotional return.
I think he scores.
And it didn't hit last week, but I again went back to Joey B, two tugs.
Yep, he's a solid one as well.
The Eagles are at the Giants.
A.J. Brown came back last week and had, what, seven catches for over 100 yards.
The two games he's played, he's had over 100 yards.
I'm going to go A.J. Brown over five and a half receptions.
And I could see a scenario where he has a long catch.
I think his was like 22 or 23 yards.
That could happen.
And Malik Nabors is back.
You want to see a bonkers piece of data?
Look at the number of times Malik Neighbors is targeted when he plays. Like 18, 15. Like,
he's the only player they have. I could see a situation where Neighbors has a shit ton of
catches. I think his number's over six and a half. I'm also going to say that Malik Neighbors gets a
touchdown. In two of the four games Malik Neighbors gets a touchdown.
In two of the four games he's played, he's scored a touchdown,
and one of them he scored two.
Coming off an injury, he's really their only weapon,
and if they're going to throw the ball to a guy 15 times,
you like your chances that he catches one of the end zones. So I'm going to go Malik Neighbors touchdown, A.J. Brown over 5.5 catches.
See, those couple of games he missed, I really liked taking their tight end,
and he hit both weeks for me.
But now, since Malik's back, I'm not fucking with it.
All right.
What's his name?
Which one?
The tight end for the Giants.
I don't know.
I mean, there's Slayton, but he's not a tight end.
I don't think he is.
But either way, he catches passes.
I don't know who it was.
The guy took two weeks in a row, and he crushed.
Yeah.
Let's see here.
The Raiders are at the Rams there weren't a ton of stuff up for this game but I'm going to just take Matt Stafford to throw for over 230 and a half yards may not have to uh and I think Cup is
back he's been back for a couple weeks right oh I think that's probably why there's nothing up
because they're not 100 sure if he's gonna play to play. All right, so I'm still going to take the yards for Staffie over 230 and a half.
Kyron Williams to score a touchdown.
He's also done it every week, so that would be another solid option for you.
Okay.
All right, there you go.
Carolina's at Washington.
I'm going to take scary Terry McLaurin to have over four and a half catches,
and I think he's going to score a touchdown.
Another one of what I want to do when they don't offer it is I want Austin Eckler receptions,
and it's just not up there.
Well, maybe it will be by the end of the weekend here, but Washington should win this game,
and McLaurin's another guy that gets targeted nine, ten times seemingly every game.
I like him to catch five passes, if not more.
And I think he's been scoring. He scored two last week. So I'm going to stick with him.
Kansas City's at San Francisco. I'm going to go with the two tight ends because
they've been doing what they're supposed to do lately for us. Travis Kelsey, over 61.5 receiving
yards. And I'm going back to George Kittle for a touchdown. I believe he has at least one touchdown in each of the last five games,
I think, for Kittle.
So I'm going to go Kittle touchdown, Kelsey over receiving yards.
I like the Kittle touchdown.
I also like to take the Debo rushing and receiving combo.
There you go.
And the night game, the Jets are at Pittsburgh.
Devontae Adams to score a touchdown has good value.
So I'm going to do that.
I mean, you know, he wants that so bad.
Aaron's going to make sure that happens.
And I don't know what Devontae's catch total is.
It wasn't available.
Not that I saw.
But I would probably take the over for that.
Does our friend Alan Lazard get left out now?
No.
I think, look, if my boy likes you, he's going to throw it to you.
I also think that you can if my boy likes you, he's going to throw it to you. I also think
that you can still ride with Garrett Wilson, whose number is four and a half catches. I mean,
like he was getting like 12 targets a game. That'll go down a hair because of Devontae Adams,
but you would imagine adding another elite player to the outside like that opens both of them up.
So you would think Devontae and Garrett Wilson could have big games, or at least you have
a good number of catches, some volume there in terms of catches. So I'm going to go Devontae
Adams touchdown in that one. And Wilson and Devontae could be candidates for yards slash
receptions. So I like both of those. Let me see how we did last week. I marked these down. Let
me make sure I got this. I think I have last week's.
You got to do the Mondays?
No, I'm going to do that on Monday when we do it.
Let's see what we hit here.
We missed on Brian Thomas' long reception.
We did get the DeAndre Swift touchdown.
We missed on Jaden Daniels' INT, and we missed on Chris Olave
because his brain got scrambled in the first two minutes of the game.
So we were 1-3 there.
We hit A.J. Brown over five catches.
We hit Tony Pollard over 85.5 rush receiving yards.
We missed badly on Calvin Ridley's receiving yards.
He had zero.
Drake May, interception, we got that.
We missed on Jordan Love because he threw a pick.
Kyler didn't throw a pick.
And Jaden Reed.
So we missed all three in the Green Bay-Arizona game.
Let's see, Chargers, we had Herbert over 180.5, we hit that.
Pittsburgh, we hit the Aiden O'Connell interception in the Raiders-Pittsburgh game.
Missed on Darnell Mooney's over 19.5 long catch.
Missed on Dak's passing yards.
Missed on Tolbert's receiving yards, but we did hit on his catches.
And we got Jamar Chase's long catch over 24.5 yards, and Aaron Rodgers over 217 passing yards, missed on Tolbert's receiving yards, but we did hit on his catches. And we got Jamar Chase, long catch over 24.5 yards, and Aaron
Rodgers over 217 passing yards. So we did decent last week.
But there you go. And now, we continue
to take it to the streets on our journey to this
cabin-ish type house in the mountains, five miles
from the University of Arkansas,
where we will see the Fighting Tigers of LSU take on the Arkansas Razorbacks. Good.
Beaver Fit Check. Well, we're 85 miles from Bucky's, so we're looking forward to that,
and we will see you guys later.