The Josh Innes Show - Prop Til' You Drop Week 9

Episode Date: November 3, 2024

It is week 9 in the NFL and we've got your prop bets ready to go. Also, my dad had a panic attack and posted his ambulance pictures on Facebook. I enjoyed watching A&M lose. But, I'm enraged that LS...U choked the game away last week. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 All right, everybody, better late than never. It is 1131 on Saturday. Just watched football and stuff. And I know I'm way late on this and it may benefit none of you, but we do have to do prop till you drop this week for our NFL games. Oh, yeah. Just watch some football action. Good to see Texas A&M get walloped after LSU gave them the game last week good to see A&M
Starting point is 00:00:27 just take a dick punching by uh South Carolina that brings me joy um uh the fact that LSU blew that game last week I cannot get over the fact that LSU was dominating against the starting quarterback they had no plan for the backup who came in and dominated them. Then tonight, that same quarterback gets the start and sucks ass. So Carolina wins it to really open up the SEC. LSU-Bama next week is a huge game. If LSU wins that, I mean, I think LSU controls their own destiny. I might be wrong on that.
Starting point is 00:01:02 I guess technically they don't because A&M would control it. If A&M wins out, even if LSU wins out, A&M has the win over LSU controls their own destiny. I might be wrong on that. I guess technically they don't because A&M would control it. If A&M wins out, even if LSU wins out, A&M has the win over LSU. So there's a lot of shit still to go. Although if Texas beats A&M, there's a ton of shit. LSU is technically fifth. There's a lot of one-loss teams in the SEC. Correct. That's what I'm saying.
Starting point is 00:01:19 But you go do your job and hope that somebody else bails you out. At this point, if LSU wins out and Texas beats A&M then LSU would have the tiebreaker I would still be behind Texas and well we don't know what those tiebreakers are yeah well they'd be behind Texas because Texas only has one loss LSU only has one loss too in the conference that's what I'm saying in the conference if LSU wins out and then Texas beats A&M I don't't know, again, I don't know all the tiebreakers. There's still a month to go, so who knows? But in a way, you kind of control your own destiny. What helped you out is that Texas A&M,
Starting point is 00:01:52 who truly controlled its own destiny, again, it's easy to say all they had to do was win out, but all Texas A&M had to do was win out and they would have won, they would have been the top team in the sec and played in the title game but as of right now if you're lsu the door has been opened now you get a home game against alabama you beat them the last time you played them at home you've actually beaten them what uh i think two of the last five years now that's a bragging point but they beat
Starting point is 00:02:21 them in 19 they beat them in 22 so they're like two and three in their last whatever it is i don't fucking know point being in all of this is it's been a more competitive series lately and there's no nick saban and bama is beatable so at home saturday night death valley with uh with game day they're in attendance lsu has a legit shot to win that then they play a solid vanderbilt team but they get to play that game at home too. They play Oklahoma, who stinks, at home as well. They got Florida in there too? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:02:53 I think Florida's on the road. I think. Yeah. So the teams that have one loss in the SEC, Georgia, A&M, Tennessee, Texas, and LSU. All right. So Georgia plays Tennessee, right, still? All right. So one of those teams will
Starting point is 00:03:05 lose and then um and then Texas plays A&M so one of those teams is going to lose so then at that point you're staring if you do your job which again I say do your job like it's easy Florida somehow beating Georgia today would have been fun I know well there's a couple of those Kentucky had an opportunity to beat Tennessee today but they they threw a pick six, and then it kind of fell apart. But you'd be looking at a real opportunity and seeing a bunch of chaos. Do we root for Ole Miss to beat Georgia next week now? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:03:35 Yeah. Yeah, I think so. Why not? Because, I mean, again, if you're a team like LSU, you've got the advantage over Ole Miss. Let's go Ole Miss. Who does A&M play? A&M's got New Mexico.
Starting point is 00:03:45 Yeah. And then they've got two shitty games, play? A&M's got New Mexico. Yeah. And then they've got two shitty games, right? And then they've got Texas to end the year. Do they play Vandy? No, they play, I think it's... Auburn. No. I think it's Auburn.
Starting point is 00:03:54 Let me double check. So they play Auburn. They've got New Mexico State next week, then Auburn, I'm sorry, they're off next week, then New Mexico State, then Auburn, then Texas. So there's a lot of shit that can go down lsu could
Starting point is 00:04:06 also in theory lose next week and very easily they could lose next week i'm a they're an underdog actually at home uh against a slight underdog at home against alabama so you got that game and then you've had a week off to prepare but so is alabama and uh look dude this is fun it's it's a fun opportunity here for LSU there's a lot of the first uh the first official college football playoff rankings are on Tuesday now you know so there you go so uh it should be fun it should be something that is exciting I'm just pissed that LSU blew that game at Texas A&M LSU should have won that game they were up they should have been up by three scores at the end of the first half. They blew opportunities.
Starting point is 00:04:48 The special teams were terrible. I mean, look, I'm telling you, shit you already know, but they blew it special teams-wise. They had every opportunity to go up big in that game. Then they weren't prepared for Reed to come in, and then Reed dominated them, and then it just so happens Nuss just was dreadful in the second half, and it sucked. But all that said, go beat Alabama this week, and it kind of cures a lot of ills.
Starting point is 00:05:08 So let's fucking go. I wasn't really jacked up about this Alabama game going in because I assumed A&M would win today. And that it would be cool. You stay alive if you beat Alabama. Now if you beat Alabama, you put the stake through Alabama. They're already kind of on the fringe. You take Alabama, you drive a stake through their fucking hearts if you beat Alabama, I mean, you put the stake through Alabama. I mean, they're already kind of on the fringe. You take Alabama, you drive a stake through their fucking hearts if you win that one, right? And then, again, Tennessee and Georgia, someone's got to lose.
Starting point is 00:05:33 And I don't believe Tennessee is good. They're fine defensively. Offensively, they're supposed to be this juggernaut, and they're not. Nico is not good. So I don't buy them at all. So Tennessee, I don't buy. Georgia, I don't buy them at all so uh Tennessee I don't buy Georgia I don't buy like dude fucking uh Carson Beck sucks too like I don't find him to be anything special so this is going to be fun I'm excited now about the LSU Bama game I wasn't excited I am now excited and that could
Starting point is 00:06:01 all change in the first handful of minutes I mean there's been a lot of Alabama games I've been excited for, and then those Alabama games turned real fucking quick, and then I ended up just brokenhearted. So we shall see. But I'm excited about that. Then we got football this weekend. Neither one of our teams are really involved this weekend because the Texans played on Thursday and the Saints play,
Starting point is 00:06:24 but the Saints are Satan's asshole of football so Derek Carr is back and they're playing the Panthers super I hope the Panthers beat them um but like so there's nothing really there but now one thing we haven't brought up yet is that um so over the last week or 10 days or so since the NBA season started DraftKings has had this king of the court promotion. And how it works is if you bet at least like a dollar on a particular player on any prop bet, so their points, their rebounds, their assists, whatever, if that player ends up with the most points, rebounds, and assists of all players on that night, you get a bonus
Starting point is 00:07:03 bet based on that. It's a share of a million based on that share of a million dollars a share of a million dollars so jilly did you hit two of those or one i hit two um the first one was luca and i got i think uh what did i get like 42 or something from that but i used that on my touchdown parlay last weekend when we were in houston i put it in before we flew to Texas. And I took Jamar Chase, David Montgomery, and Joe Mixon. And all three of those guys hit their touchdowns in the first half. It was incredible. I know.
Starting point is 00:07:34 And when we were sitting there at the Texans game, and you knew you needed it, was the touchdown from Mixon. And when he got it, you hit it. So how much did you get for that? I think it was like $290. Okay, so you won $290 on that one. Which was really off of a dollar bet. So that's a huge boost.
Starting point is 00:07:56 Okay, so then you got a free bet, though. That was the free bet you used on that. Yeah. So then what is the free bet then you had to use for this one this weekend? Well, I won with Trey Young being the king of the court, and that one paid $290 in bonus bets. But again, it's just a bonus bet. So you have to use all the $290 at once.
Starting point is 00:08:13 On DraftKings, you do have to use all the $290 at once. So this is a very heavy decision for me because, as you know, I usually bet like $1, $5 if I'm feeling feisty. So I had to put $290 in bonus bets on something and I thought okay do I go back to my same three guys Jamar Montgomery and Mixon and then you were like you should probably just do two I was like I guess I should just do two because if this hits it would win like six hundred dollars well if you would have put three which are the three you hit on last week it would pay what thirteen hundred but this one you just went with Montgomery and Joe Mixon and I weighed that back and forth I knew Mixon was my favorite so I put that in on
Starting point is 00:08:53 Wednesday or Thursday for that game Thursday and he scored and so I went back and forth with Montgomery and Jamar and Montgomery's playing the tougher, but he's been my guy for the last two seasons. So I went Mixon and Montgomery, and so I just need a David Montgomery touchdown on Sunday to hit this. So if I were you, I would not put David Montgomery in any of your parlays. All right, so just to be clear, how much would you win if David Montgomery scores a touchdown? I think it's like $600.
Starting point is 00:09:30 Because you took Mixon. Mixon obviously scored in the Texans game. Yeah. So now if Montgomery scores, you would win. And this is all really based on like a nothing bet, like a dollar is how this all starts
Starting point is 00:09:39 because you were taking this king of the ring draft kinks thing. Yep, yep, yep. So that'd be a hell of a turn. That's why I'm saying he's not going to score. So don't take Montgomery in any of your parlays. If anyone asking for advice, I get DMs now like, oh, Josh, you're the prop queen.
Starting point is 00:09:54 Am I? You kind of are. Do not go with David Montgomery. We'll see. I feel pretty good. What you should do. Hold on. Wait, was that what?
Starting point is 00:10:03 Do not go with David Montgomery. Take Jamar Chase. Because I did not put Jamar in that parlay. And that most certainly means that Jamar will score the Tud and Montgomery will not. So Jamar Chase Tuds all day. We shall see. Dude, it was fun when we were at the game on Sunday, the Texans game, which was a boring atmosphere anyway. But the fun part was the second we saw Mixon score
Starting point is 00:10:26 it was like, fuck yeah! Well, because somehow Chase and Montgomery scored in the first quarter of their games. Yeah. So it was all down to this. Yeah. So anyway, I would advise against taking David Montgomery. Well, we shall see. Alright, let's look at some of the
Starting point is 00:10:41 prop bets that we have. We'll start with Denver at Baltimore. Denver's about to get their comeuppance arrogant ass sean payton i think they're fine like if you look at the teams that denver has played i've heard people brag about how denver has this amazing defense they're ranked i think number three or number four in scoring defense the teams they've played include uh let's see pittsburgh before rusty uh the jets vegas the chargers the saints and carolina so how good is that defense really baltimore and by the way baltimore's coming off a loss so baltimore is going to go and fuck shit up but i'm going to ride with one that i've been taking a lot and that is lamar jackson who's been passing a lot better this year lamar over 212
Starting point is 00:11:24 passing yards apparently like a majority of the public, I think they said like 57% of the public is on the Broncos. What is their number? Plus nine and a half. So the Broncos plus nine and a half. I think the Ravens blow them out, and I am taking Lamar to throw two tuds. I'm fine with that,
Starting point is 00:11:41 and I think that Denver's finally going to get their fucking comeuppance. I really hate Sean Payton. I shouldn't because he won my team at Super Bowl but he's a cocky son of a bitch he's swinging his dick around because you've been playing fucking the Jets and Vegas and the Chargers and the Saints and Carolina you're going to run into one of the two best teams probably the second
Starting point is 00:12:00 best team in the AFC and you're about to get your come up at Sean I'm going go uh with uh Lamar over 212 and a half and I think Baltimore is going to beat the shit out of Denver uh Miami and Buffalo you know I'm I don't really know like obviously you've got uh you got two a back so that that helps guys like guys like um Tyree who is positive money to score a Tud correct which is not a bad play to take Tyreek in a positive money situation but I'm actually just gonna go with Josh Allen over 242 and a half I'm gonna take Josh Allen to score a Tud because
Starting point is 00:12:38 it's the Dolphins and Josh Allen just owns them and while he hasn't run many in this season, I feel like he will this weekend. So we both like Josh Allen in different bets, but yes. And, but again, I wouldn't be shocked if two, it throws for the yards. I wouldn't be shocked if Tyreek gets a Tud,
Starting point is 00:12:54 but I'm going to go with Josh Allen. The Washington commander skins are at the giants. I'm just going to ride with one that, that seems obvious right now, washington you got a bunch of factors too but the one thing we know about the giants is the quarterback sucks but the other thing we know about the giants is that sucky quarterback also likes to throw the ball to malik neighbors he targets him like 10 11 12 times a game so if you can get this guy six or seven catches i think he can get to his number which
Starting point is 00:13:25 is 70 and a half so I'm going to take Malik neighbors NFLSU over 70 and a half receiving yards I'm taking Darius Slayton's catches I've been rolling with Darius Slayton I mean he had four catches for 108 last week with Malik playing so I roll with Slayton all right so um i got and i think washington's gonna win the the giants are a joke but the one thing you know what else i always like and i don't know if i guess he's playing um eckler's receptions austin eckler what is it like two and a half so i just always love to take either his receiving yards or his catches. Let's see what they got this at. Receiving yards. So maybe he's not playing.
Starting point is 00:14:12 You never know with him. But anyway, if he's playing, go with Eckler. All right. We move on to the Las Vegas Raiders at Cincinnati. I'm going to ride with one I always go with. I'm going to go with jamar chase over 26 and a half for his longest catch and i'm going to take jamar over 85 and a half receiving yards in a game that cincinnati must win they're at home they're the better team uh they're still right there in
Starting point is 00:14:38 the playoff mix not necessarily the division mix but the playoff mix i'm going to take jamar over 26 and a half longest catch and over 85 and a half receiving yards well as you know i told you to play the jamar tud because i did not and so that's almost a guarantee that would hit but i also really love brock bowers he's been my go-to for the raiders and i took him for 60. All right, there you go. Let's see, Dallas is at Atlanta. I believe this game is going to have over 500 passing yards combined. People have asked me, where do you find that? I see those mostly on FanDuel, not on DraftKings,
Starting point is 00:15:17 although sometimes they're on DraftKings. But I think there's going to be a shit ton of passing yards in this game because every game involving Kirko Chains does, and Dallas will more than likely be trailing, and Dak will pick up some garbage yards in the fourth. That's just how they operate. But I'm going to take Drake London over 66.5 receiving yards. He's been Kirk's go-to guy.
Starting point is 00:15:38 And I'm taking Kirko Chains over 247.5 passing yards. I'm going to regret this, but I feel like Kyle Pitts is going to have another nice game against the Cowboys. I know, I know. So I'm also taking both Dak and Kirk to throw two tuds. I like that too.
Starting point is 00:15:57 Let's see. The chargers are at Cleveland. I'm going to keep it simple. Jameis Winston will throw a pick. He had an amazing game last week. I think that we, we kind of revert back to who Jameis actually is. I'm going to go Jameis with an interception. Same.
Starting point is 00:16:14 Simple enough. The Saints are at Carolina. Bryce Young is back in the game for Carolina. The Saints are terrible. I'm going to go with Bryce Young over 175 and a half passing yards he because he threw for like 200 or something last week in his return and the Saints defense is banged up injured and they suck I'm gonna go Chris Olave over 65 and a half receiving yards because he's back and Derek Carr is back so he's's got to throw it to somebody. And for plus money, I'm going to take Chuba Hubbard
Starting point is 00:16:47 to score a touchdown for the Carolina Panthers. I like Chuba for the touchdown, too. He also catches a lot of passes for a running back, but also I'm going Alvin Kamara for the Tud. It's been a while. If he's ever going to score again, it's probably going to be against the Panthers. I think that's fair, and I wouldn't be shocked if the Saints somehow lose to Carolina.
Starting point is 00:17:07 The Saints are terrible, even though Derek Carr is back. You say, like, even though, like, Derek Carr is some gifted fucking player. But I'm going to... Do they lose to the Panthers? Do they fire the coach? No. I think they're going to ride it out for the rest of the year. Season's over at this point anyway.
Starting point is 00:17:20 They'll probably wait until the middle of the year or to the end of the year. I don't know if the Saints have ever fired a coach, at least from my recollection. I'm sure they have in terms the middle of the year or to the end of the year i don't know if the saints have ever fired a coach at least from my recollection i'm sure they have in terms of middle of the season firings but like even in the middle of the 2005 uh katrina season when they were 3 and 13 they didn't fire jim haslett in the middle of the season i don't believe um i could be wrong on that i'm drunk but um I don't think they'll fire the coach in the middle of the season. I think they're just going to ride the storm out with him. You have left New England and Tennessee blank. Yeah, because when I did this on Friday afternoon,
Starting point is 00:17:54 there wasn't really anything up yet. Now we know that Drake May is playing, and Mason Rudolph will get the start again. Now he's been putting up yards for Tennessee more than Will Levis was. Rudolph is at 197.5. Okay, okay. May is at 196.5. What are the rushing and receiving totals
Starting point is 00:18:18 for Tony Pollard? Whatever that is, I'd consider that. Let's see. Rushing plus receiving Tony Pollard. Whatever that is, I'd consider that. Let's see. Rushing plus receiving, Tony Pollard, 91.5. Now, he was injured this week. That's true. But he's playing. And let's see.
Starting point is 00:18:33 Receiver-wise, who the fuck catches? Oh, there's like Nick. You know who seems to score is Nick Westbrook-Akene for the Titans. This is also like the most bizarre game, because I've never seen a game that has one, two, three, six different options for rushing and receiving. I've never. You could take
Starting point is 00:18:52 Pollard, you could take Ramondre Stevenson, you could take Calvin Ridley, DeMario Douglas, Keishon Budde, and Kendrick Bourne, all for rushing and receiving. Shit, huh? That being said, I think the Titans win. They may, but I don't know. Because the Patriots had the big upset last
Starting point is 00:19:08 week. That's true. And the Titans, I think, are they favorite? They're home underdogs. I would assume it's probably like, either way, it's one or two. The Titans are a three and a half point favorite. No shit, huh? I think the Titans win. And
Starting point is 00:19:23 I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, but I think the Titans win, and I don't know. I don't know. I don't know, but I think the Titans win. All right. Jacksonville is at Philly. The Eagles have just quietly kind of hung out and kept winning games despite the fact that we all shit on the coach and we all kind of shit on Jalen Hurts.
Starting point is 00:19:40 They just kind of hang around. But I'm going to go with one that every time he plays, it seems to hit. Last week, I missed on A.J. Brown's receptions. I took over five and a half. He had five, but his receiving yards seemed to be a solid play. His touchdowns are not a bad play either. I'm going to take over 80 and a half receiving yards for A.J. Brown. I always roll with Devontae Smith.
Starting point is 00:20:03 He's been one of my go-tos, except that one week he had negative two yards. It's fine. He bounced back last week. What I hate about the Eagles now is I never know who to take for tuds because we're back to Jalen Hurts just running it in when they're down at the goal line. They don't give it to Saquon. He scored
Starting point is 00:20:19 last week! He did not score last week. Oh, he scored two weeks ago. Yeah, and before that, guess what happened? He didn't score again. So he's about every other. So maybe he's due this week, but it seems like it's more Jalen Hurts again. And unless Saquon busts a run into the end zone,
Starting point is 00:20:34 they're giving it to Hurts within the 10-yard line. Well, not within the 10. Yep, yep, yep, yep, yep. That burned me two weeks ago. So I never know who to take for the tight end of the Eagles game, but I will roll with Devontae Smith for his receiving yards. Chicago is at Arizona. Of course, the Bears coming off and giving up a Hail Mary
Starting point is 00:20:53 in that loss to Washington. A guy that I really like is Trey McBride. He is from the Arizona Cardinals, big white tight end jamoke. Trey McBride over 53.5 receiving yards. I would also consider Swift from Chicago, over 86.5 rushing and receiving, which seems like a really low total for him. It does. I like Swift to score the Tud.
Starting point is 00:21:20 And also, fun fact, I saw this the other day. Do you realize the Bears last won a road game played on a Sunday, December 26th of 2021? That's pretty remarkable. And this is a road game. So... On a Sunday. I don't have any faith that the Bears will win this.
Starting point is 00:21:38 I'm with you. I agree. I don't think they will. So Detroit is at Green Bay, So we do know that Jordan. Lord Jesus. I think then this is the big game for David Montgomery. I think there's going to be a lot of passing yards. I always like to take the passing yards.
Starting point is 00:21:54 It's going to rain. Doesn't matter. I still like Jordan Love to throw for a lot of passing yards. He's one of my go-to guys. And pick one of his receivers to have a lot of receiving yards or a deep play. It hasn't been Jaden Reed a ton lately since Dobbs has come back, but I like the idea of his receivers as well. But, dude, Detroit's such a fun team to bet as well.
Starting point is 00:22:13 I think Montgomery's going to score the Tud. I would bet Jameer Gibbs, guys, for the Tud. I think what's going to happen is we're going to have one of those situations where David Montgomery's going to do all the work, get him down there, and then take him out and put Gibbs in. Tud for Gibbs. We shall see. The Rams are at Seattle.
Starting point is 00:22:33 Also, okay, so Dave Portnoy put in his bet on DraftKings, and usually he's pretty good. His touchdown scorers are Brian Robinson, A.J. Brown, and Jamar Chase. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. Oh, boy. We're going to find out. I'm going to rue the day that I went with my go-to man over Jamar. We shall see.
Starting point is 00:22:52 So anybody listening to this, root for, if you love Jilly, root for a David Montgomery. It's not going to happen. I'm already convinced of it. I lost a parlay last night because the fucking Joker didn't get one rebound in a whole quarter. That did happen. That's a fact.
Starting point is 00:23:06 This is my life. That is your life. You're not wrong. The Rams are at Seattle. That's another game that I think is going to be a lot of passing yards. Although Seattle's falling off a cliff, I do like the idea of the back and forth in that game with passing yards. And I'm going to take Colby parkinson the tight end from the rams to have over
Starting point is 00:23:26 28 and a half receiving yards i think i'm gonna stick with my guy um oh he's not even listed here his two two out i like two two dang oh there's that jake bobo fellow the jake bobo fellow remember we were always like bobo remember him uh i'm gonna take him knowing nothing about it i just remember saying the name like oh i gotta remember him the last one i have on here is the colts at minnesota uh i'm going to take justin jefferson 84 and a half receiving yards because i think the colts are going to give up a lot of yards and i think the flacky man's's gonna roll into town and throw for over 240 and I really look I'm rooting for the Texans but I hope the Colts get hot with Joe Flacco just to
Starting point is 00:24:11 watch all these fucking dipshits in Indianapolis squirm and oh my god we hate Flacco no we're not gonna win anyway I really want Flacco to go and just sling like 350 a game touchdowns galore beating teams and like end up in first place even like it would bring me joy watching these dipshits and then I would also hate them but uh I for whatever reason like I'm rooting for Flacco in this one so Flacco over 240 and a half and Justin Jefferson over 84 and a half receiving yards. I like Aaron Jones catches or receiving yards in this one. There you go. And now you know. So there.
Starting point is 00:24:52 I'm glad that we got that out there. You know who else is back? It's TJ Hawkinson. You like him. Oh, I'm a big tight end. You know I like my big burly white tight end, Jamokes. You do. So we shall see.
Starting point is 00:25:03 So there you go. Got those in for you on this saturday night and uh there i gotta get that posted for you guys and then we'll be ready to rock and roll things will be good we'll be enjoying ourselves as we get ready for a sunday of exciting nfl action before we watch the nfl games tomorrow my dad is in town. He's doing some sort of signing or something, so I have to go visit my dad. Yeah, so I didn't even tell you that dad was in Poplar Bluff, Missouri, my hometown,
Starting point is 00:25:36 last night, drove into town because he had a signing at a Walmart there, or I say a Walmart, the Walmart there. And sure enough, Scotty had some sort of panic attack and ended up in an ambulance. It obviously wasn't too bad because he felt fine enough to take a picture of himself in the ambulance. Multiple pictures. in the ambulance multiple pictures and then his wife who uh i texted cindy the zeppelins she was just ripping him on on facebook and like we all agree like it sucks that dad has these panic attacks and i feel bad for him i legitimately do because panic attacks suck
Starting point is 00:26:16 but like when i was having my issues last year about around this time and i had a couple of times where i went to the er and it was fucked up and scary my first thought wasn't let me take a picture of myself and post it online did not want to take a picture and old scotty's taking like selfies with the paramedics in the ambulance and i guess they told me he was dehydrated which cindy was like we have water at the house yes drink some fucking water instead of taking an ambulance right well that's what happened when me and dad were in memphis back in 2009 we were going to my sister's uh graduation emily's graduation and we were at um on beale street eating lunch and dad started doing that thing where he starts feeling his neck like he's trying to feel his lymph nodes and shit like that's a
Starting point is 00:27:00 classic dad move and like he's like josh i'm having a heart attack. And he started running around the damn restaurant going, asking people for baby aspirin. It's like, I need a baby aspirin. I'm having a heart attack. And then they call the ambulance. They take him to the hospital. I drive over there in his truck. And as I pull up there, getting them out of the ambulance, and he's doing the fucking Scooby voice for these people as he's being pulled out of the ambulance.
Starting point is 00:27:21 Mind you, in his mind, he was having a goddamn heart attack 10 minutes before so and i also understand that like i get like you're having a panic attack of some sort and like there's a comfort in being at the hospital but like me mine was the opposite when i got to the hospital when i was having that shit it made me feel even more freaked out you got worse but yes no panic attacks are a real thing for sure. But your dad, bless his heart. He's a fucking calamity. So he's driving up tomorrow morning. So we got to go visit him before we watch the football matches. Cindy's a savage, though.
Starting point is 00:27:56 I fucking love her. Because, like, of course, your dad shared, like, the four photos on Facebook. I saw that last night. I showed you, you know, again, selfies in the ambulance while, like paramedics like putting the eye, whatever, taking the blood pressure selfies. And like you can see the paramedic girl laughing like what the hell is happening. Right. And then Cindy in the midst of all these comments on this post, which are like, oh, my God, Scott, I hope you feel better. Oh, my God, please rest. Oh, prayers's up. Cindy's like, okay. Cut the shit.
Starting point is 00:28:28 Basically, she said, cut the shit. And then she had to drive her ass up to Poplar Bluff today, like nine hours or however far it is from Baton Rouge to go to his dad. She told me that it was like a JCPenney photo shoot in the ambulance. She's my favorite. Oh, God. So what I love about Cindy is, like we were saying earlier, the good thing is if something is ever seriously wrong with your dad, well, no, because she'll call.
Starting point is 00:28:55 Yes. All this other stuff, she's like, it's fine. If there's something seriously wrong, we won't see it on Facebook. If it's on Facebook, it's not seriously wrong, because dad does his typical thing where he's in the ambulance and he kind of takes the selfie where he's like like he does like the kind of shoulder shrug like oh here I am in the ambulance again fucking dope but anyway so we got to see him tomorrow and then hey maybe tomorrow we'll do a drunk throughout the day betting podcast we haven't done one of those walks we haven't been at home uh but anyway
Starting point is 00:29:22 all right you guys are awesome we will talk to you later

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