The Josh Innes Show - Random 'Teen Wolf" Diatribe

Episode Date: June 4, 2025

First off, Mia Sara, most known for playing Sloan in "Ferris Bueller's Day Off" is back in movies. I didn't know she wasn't in movies. But, apparently she was absent from pictures and is now back in pictures. This leads to a talk about hot chicks of the 80's...which leads to a full on rant about the reality of "Teen Wolf". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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I was just reading a story about how. Mia Sarah. Who played Sloan Peterson. Actually, it wouldn't have been would have been Sloan Sloan. Was it was her name Sloan Peterson? Or was her name just Sloan's last name in Ferris Bueller's Day Off? I think what I'm doing is combining two things because this is Sergeant Peterson, Chicago Police, whatever. But she is known for playing... It was Sloan Peterson. Okay. Okay. It makes sense because she was Sloane Peterson and Cameron called as her dad, this is George Peterson, right? That was what it was and he was calling to get her out of school

and then so they can go out and have their day of fun and frivolity. Alright, so I'm reading the story about Mia Sarah. After over a decade, a much beloved 80s movie star is making her red carpet return. Mia Sarah, perhaps best known for playing Ferris Bueller's right-hand woman, Sloane Peterson, in Ferris Bueller's Day Off, posed for photos on Monday, June 2nd at the Los Angeles premiere of The Life of Chuck. The Life of Chuck, a buzzy adaptation of Stephen King's novella, represents Sarah's first major movie release in years and her first role since 2013's Pretty Pretty, a little-known short film.

In it she will play Sarah Krantz, the grandmother of protagonist Charles Krantz portrayed by Tom Hiddleston. So apparently she just hasn't done a lot of things. Still looks pretty good. I mean, that's, I mean, how old is this chick now? How old are you Mia Sarah? Mia Sarah, how old are you now? Let's see the story should say somewhere there.

But I mean that movie came out 40 years ago. So she's got to be in her 60s, right? So boy, that's crazy, man. Dude, Sloan top shelf hot 80s chick. We used to do a bit on the show on Kashi and like people would get offended by not really not too many people got offended by it, but enough people got offended by it that like it was this whole deal, but like it became

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Terms at pick6.draftkings.com slash promos. So if this were Kashi today and I read that story that Mia Sarah is in a movie for the first time since 2013, that would lead to me and Scott having the discussion about hot 80s broads. That's how it would go. Or if Cindy Crawford did something, it would be hot 90s broads and that was kind of our running joke, right? Not super offensive. People knew it was a joke. But you'd be amazed by the number of nitwits that call up a radio station and complain about you using the term broad even when you tell them I'm not like I'm not walking around the office like I'm Andrew Dice Clay

talking to people in the office it's just a funny goof that we would do I forgot how it started but it was just hot 80s broads and that's what we would do and then it would become controversial and some lady would call up and yell about me saying broads and how they were offended by it even though they're listening to a radio station where a large portion of the music is about horny older dudes lusting after high school girls. Somehow me saying broad was the most offensive thing these women and people listening to the station could deal with. They couldn't deal with some guy saying broad. Then a bunch of other chicks would call up and they'd be like, I'm fine with saying broad and I'll be your broad Josh and blah blah. But it was so stupid. And then

like I was told by someone at the radio station, they're like, well some of the younger salespeople in the office don't really understand that you're just messing around and like they don't really want to sell you and I'm like they know me they talk to me they know I'm not some sort of fucking imbecile I'm just using the term broad who gives a shit it's a goof whatever you're listening on a radio station where there's songs about strip clubs there is a song dedicated to all the strip clubs that Motley Crue went to we play songs Christine 16 and we don't play Into the Night, but like Into the Night is about a guy that lusts after a 16 year old chick. Like what are we doing? And you're offended by some words that I'm

saying. You're offended by the term hot 80s broad. Like it's fascinating. It's part of the reason why I hate radio. I love radio because it's what I know how to do and I want to be on the radio and I enjoy being on the radio. I have a passion for it. But then you're like, this is the shit that pisses you off. This is the shit that concerns you. All the shit that's out there in the world. Like the morning show, the successful morning show on the rock station in the same building would shoot each other with airsoft guns on the air and nobody gave a shit. I'd get on the air and I'd say, broad, and it'd be like the biggest fucking controversy ever, and it's absurd.

Ugh, fuck. Like, what a fucking disaster this experience here was. What a fucking disaster. A mistake upon all mistakes. The greatest mistake that your boy has ever made is coming to fucking St. Louis and working at that fucking radio station. It has completely derailed my life. Ugh. It's my fucking fault. It's no one else's fault. It's my fault. It was a bad decision. And I made a bad decision and I forced the bad decision and I was stupid for doing it and I should have never done it. I'd still be

in Nashville probably and these people would still be calling me wanting to hire me because they know their fucking morning show sucks. That's why they called me initially because their fucking morning show sucks. That's why they reached out to me and they know it sucks. But alas, I made a mistake. I did something stupid. Anyway, back to Mia Sarah. So we would do a bit and we'd be like, hey, like now I get lazy easy shit, back to Mia Sarah. So we would do a bit and

would be like, hey, like now I get lazy, easy shit, but it's fun. We would talk about the hottest chicks of the 80s, you know, on something like that. And, and Mia Sarah would always come up and I couldn't tell you one other thing I ever saw Mia Sarah in. I will say that as she's getting older, she's kind of looking like Blanche Devereaux. She's kind of looking like Blanche on the Golden Girls. Got a Golden Girl quality about her now. She's not as old as, actually, you know what's funny? She may be about as old as

Ru McClanahan was when she played Blanche, but like it's weird. She looks like Blanche. When I first saw the picture, I thought, is this some like reincarnation of Ru McClanahan? Not knocking her. It's just you know what I see. Is Mia Sarah on the Mount Rushmore of hot 80s like teen movie chicks? Probably not because she wasn't in enough of them. Like I couldn't tell you what the hell else she was in. Was she in Legend? Was that Tom Cruise, that fantasy movie legend? Was

she a legend, I think? Other than that, I couldn't tell you a freaking thing she was in. But I know she looked really good in Ferris Bueller. I liked the way she talked in Ferris Bueller. I liked her. But if you're going to look at the hot chicks of the hot teen era, first of all, I'm going to go Mount Rushmore on you here, and I'm going to say Rebecca DeMornay is on the Mount Rushmore. There may be no hotter character in the history of cinema, maybe

possibly than her character in Risky Business, which is one of the sexiest movies I've ever seen. One of the first times my dad was just like, here, watch this movie, you're five years old, you're six years old, you'll be fine. And I'm watching just like fucking Rebecca de Mornay just getting hammered in that movie and I'm like this is nice this is a good film and I really enjoy it I'm a big Rebecca de Mornay and risky business guy I'm a big Rebecca de Mornay in hand that rocks the cradle guy I'm a big Rebecca de Mornay guy so if we did the Mount Rushmore of hot 80s broads, then I would say Rebecca

DeMornay would be on there. And probably Phoebe Cates would be on there. And probably Elizabeth Shue would be on there. I'm also a big fan of the brown-haired gal that was in that vampire movie, the Jim Carrey vampire movie, Once Bitten, the chick that plays his girlfriend Robin, and I think her name is actually Robin. What is her name? Robin something? But that chick was hot too. Like she is one, you talk about under the radar one that not everybody knows. Like everybody knows Elizabeth Shue, right? Not everybody knows hot brown haired

chick from Once Bitten. Her name is, was it Robin Live? That can't be her name, is it? Karen Coppins. Karen Coppins was her name and Karen Coppins with a K, both Ks, K Karen, K Coppins, so hot. And I think she was also in like some soap operas and shit. She was so hot in this movie once bitten and once bitten is one of those movies that like if you're a young kid of my age and like you're growing up in the early 90s, this movie would come on TV and you'd go, oh shit, it's Ace Ventura. Let's check this out. And it ends up being a fucking movie that like you really end up enjoying,

even though it's pretty much a piece of shit. But the concept of the movie is that Jim Carrey is a virgin in high school and like this this Vampirist this lady vampire played by Lauren Hutton Needed to like fuck him and then drink his blood or some such shit to keep herself eternal forever But he has to be a virgin for it to work some shit cleavon little is in it It's a I enjoy it And Karen Coppins is so hot. Like if you look for like kind of the underappreciated ones like Booth in Teen Wolf.

Booth in Teen Wolf is a very solid one. Like you can look at Booth, she's a good example of kind of underappreciated Hottie. Dottie in Pee Wee's Big Adventure, underappreciated Hottie. Karen Coppins, character named Robin in Once Bitten underappreciated hottie. Like I'm not talking super models here. I'm not talking like oh these were like the like the like Heather Locklear types. I'm looking at chicks that are kind of under the radar. You don't hear a ton about them. You may have saw them in one thing and that was kind of like the like that's what you saw and that's what you knew them for. I would not I could not tell you one other thing. I saw this Karen Coppins in but there's a dance scene in

Once Bitten where it's you know, cuz every movie had a dance scene right even though none of them made sense like this like everybody's at a dance every high school movie went to a dance and then there was a choreographed dance in all of them like in Teen Wolf when like the wolf takes Booth to the dance and he comes in and he does his little fucking wolf dance and everybody in the fucking gym knows how to do the wolf dance and I'm like well

that's kind of cool. It's sort of a simple dance but like it still you know but boy I love Teen Wolf. Do you guys love Teen Wolf? I love Teen Wolf. It's one of my favorite movies ever. It's great. You take a guy that's like a five foot two Canadian guy that somehow is on the basketball team, probably based on you talk about a ragtag group of basketball players, like a lot of movies have unrealistic people in sports, like the fat guy is always the catcher when everyone knows that

a fat guy being a catcher is horrible. You got bad knees, it's not going to work out. You actually have to be far more agile to be a catcher, but the fat guy is always the catcher, right? Like angels in the outfield, fat catcher. Brewster's Millions, fat catcher. The Sandlot, fat catcher. There's always a fat catcher in all of these movies. Well, in this movie, you've got five foot two Michael J. Fox as like the star player of the shitty basketball team. You got the fat dude that played Francis in Pee-wee's Big Adventure on the team.

Like a morbidly obese guy that can't even walk is on the basketball team. But then what happens is old Michael J. Fox, you know, like, you know, becomes a wolf and now he's like eight feet tall and can dunk from the free throw line and shit. That's fucking awesome. And then at one point, one of the biggest question marks I have in any movie ever, and I know this has kind of gone in a weird direction, but there is a scene in Teen Wolf where old buddy hooks up

with the girl that's like the hot, supposed be the hot blonde chick although she's not as hot as booth booth is hotter but you got the hot blonde chick that also fucks the dude that's the bad guy that plays from the other team Mick is his name and there's a scene when he's acting in the play with this chick and he's like the wolf and he has to be the wolf or the guy won't cast him in the play and then like they go behind the stage and everything and like the the chick that's the star of the play that's fucking the dude Mick. She's like trying to hook

up with Michael J. Fox. And like she wants to fuck the wolf. She doesn't want to fuck Michael J. Fox's scrawny five foot two ass. She wants to fuck the wolf. So like you see a part where she starts making out with him and she's she's like how do you become the wolf and he's like well I guess I have to be with him and she's like how do you become the wolf? And he's like well I guess I have to be worked up. And she's like well what does it take for you to get worked up? And then she takes her bra off and she starts hooking up with him and then like they

pan away as like they're kind of laying on top of each other. What if she's like fucking him, trying to fuck him. And then like you hear a wolf howl that goes throughout the whole school. Am I to believe that this wolf man person fucked this human? Is that what I'm supposed to believe here? And if so, that's fucking weird. And like does a wolf man person have like a normal penis or does he have like a dog's penis? Did she get fucked with a dog's penis? And like if he fucked her with a dog's penis, do wolves have, this is a random question, do wolves have penises that are similar to dogs? They're in the same family, right? So does a wolf have a dog penis that like hooks on

to the inside of a lady? So like when they consummated this union, did he have like a weird red dog penis that like hooked into this woman? How did it work? I mean apparently she liked it because they went bowling together after. All that to say that Mia Sarah is back in a movie and Mia Sarah was one of the elite, I stress elite, hot 80s broads. More to come.