The Josh Innes Show - Saturday Night Booze Fest

Episode Date: September 29, 2024

LSU just won. Jilly just won a big parlay thanks to the Bama game. Look, the beer and shots have been flowing and we have thoughts about shit. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, everybody. It is 10.33 p.m. Central Time on Saturday. There's still some college football going on, but we just finished watching Alabama survive Georgia. But the more important story here as we sit outside in the rain in St. Louis, or Kirkwood to be exact, is that Jilly... That's a tweet ever, by the way. What's that? Who cares? It's a tweet that says, after LSU just won this game, the tweet says, Brian Kelly says, all LSU players are registered to vote. I don't give a fuck.

Anyway, so, dude, we had a wild ride at the end of this game. First of all, I hit a parlay because Bama won. It's fine. But Jilly thought she had... Okay, I've got to try to rewind all this. This was truly a wild ride because I thought all I needed was a Jalen Milrow touchdown pass. Because I had taken...

The parlay was two touchdown passes from Milrow one Milrow rushing Tud and seven and a half rushing yards from Carson Beck now early in the game I'm fairly certain he was around like the 15 16 mark and we're talking about the uh Beck yes and then Milrow throws the touchdown pass we do shots like oh, oh shit, it hit. Well, let's rewind. So basically what had happened is, and listen, we've had a lot of beer and shots because LSU scored like seven tuds. So we had a lot of shots for touchdown shots. But so what's fucking bonkers? So Bama's losing at the time, I think, 34-33.

One play out of the gate after they lose the lead, they throw a 75-yard touchdown. I needed Bama to win for my parlay to hit, so at that point I'm excited. You needed Milrow to throw a touchdown for your parlay and Bama to win. No, I didn't need Bama to win in this one. I needed Milrow to throw two touchdowns, him to run in one touchdown, and Carson

Beck to run for eight yards. And at the time, I had thought that Carson Beck had ran for like 16. And then I opened it up to see if I won, and it says Carson Beck minus one. He had minus one yard, and Jilly needed eight rushing yards. We already did the shot in celebration.

That's how confident, like, I thought he'd done that already. As it turns out, though, he had not done it already. No, he did, but he lost it. But as it stands, he did not do it. So then we needed Carson Beck. So you needed eight yards. So you needed nine total rushing yards from Carson Beck on this last drive.

He runs one for eight yards. It gets him to seven. So he needs one more yard. And like the second or third to last play of the game, this son of a bitch makes this fucking massive play to get two rushing yards. Before he throws the pick, he rushes for two more yards. And that hits.

And so Jilly's parlay is a winner. I can't. i thought for sure when it was one short like it was over and why haven't you paid me for my win yet guys let's go uh i mean that's very clearly a win carson beck seven and a half rushing jaylen milrow over one and a half passing teds jaylen milrow anytime touchdown score let's go plus 864 and that means jilly who only usually bets like a nickel literally a nickel i bet 275 on this because i don't have a lot on this account but that will give me money for tomorrow yeah so if dude you talk about some miracles and then um i needed uh some yards too and that obviously hit so the only thing i have go the only thing

i have going right now is uh my man noah feed at a throw for 250 so we'll see what happens but i need the for 225 so we'll see but a bunch of duck stuff yep shelly needs duck stuff that means oregon uh but uh shit i tell you dude and i shouldador Sanders, I needed him to throw for 300, and he threw for 280, 290. He should have hit it. There was really good defense on that one throw that he threw, but he should have hit it. But as it stands now, as we sit here outside,

the rain has stopped in Kirkwood, Missouri, and all I'm rooting for right now is some Noah Fafita passing yards, and they're up 10-3. I love Fafita. I love his passing yards. But Jilly pulled off a miracle of all miracles, so whenever that hits, Jilly's going to have some money to play with tomorrow. We've given you our bets for tomorrow. Are we doing a full-day pod

again tomorrow? Sunday after. Oh, God, yeah. I'm going to do the same thing. Because we're sitting here, we're doing nothing. We're just watching football games getting lit uh oh oh there's uh gwen stefani she still looks hot so we're drinking again in like 13 hours yes that's what we do you crazy wacko that's what we're doing um but uh after this long day i did a lot of live bets drove around in illinois to make live bets. How about Oklahoma rallying?

I talk about live bets. I made a live bet on Oklahoma when they were down 7-0. It was 7-7. I forgot what it was. I took Oklahoma to win. They ended up rallying to win. I took USC when they were losing to win, and they won. So those were two nice hits for me.

I thought I was going to hit Shadur Sanders' live live passing yardage overs i missed that by 10 goddamn yards so that was a ball buster but other than that um things have been pretty solid today and if i can somehow get 250 from a man uh noah fafita i'll be killing it just totally killing it it. But how about Dion and the boys crushing UCF, right? Miss Terry. Can we talk about Miss Terry making the picks today? People were so angry about that. Who was angry about Miss Terry making picks? The internet, because the internet hates everything.

There's no way the internet hates Miss Terry. They didn't know who she was. There's no way. Okay, if you don't know who Miss Terry is, you're a piece of shit. First of all, I did not know who miss terry is you're a piece of shit first of all i did not know who miss terry was when i was at lsu but as a young boy nick saban came to one of my dad's concerts when he was the coach at lsu and me and one of my best buddies when i was a kid walt we got to go backstage at one of my dad's concerts and we took a picture with nick saban

that was in 2001 2002 2002? Something like that? I got to find that picture somewhere with me and Nick Saban. But everybody knows who fucking Miss Terry is. If you don't know who Miss Terry is,

you don't want to know who Miss Terry is because you're a dipshit. Yeah, no. On Game Day today, all the teachers were like, who is Miss Terry? This isn't a celebrity picker.

I thought it was fantastic. No, it was good content and she was clearly fucking bombed. And someone who's been bombed many times in his life. I mean, she said like, hey, when Nick was coaching, we she was clearly fucking bombed. And someone who's been bombed many times in his life. I mean, she said, like, hey, when Nick was coaching,

we never got to do the tailgates, and now I get to enjoy a hot dog. And, Miss Terry, and? Yeah, that means Miss Terry blitzed. She loves alcohol. She seemed faded. That's fine with me. We didn't see her at the Alabama game. We saw Nick with a not next to Miss Terry.

No, that's true. I love Miss Terry, and I would like to know what her picks were today. Well, I mean, I guarantee you she's over 500 in her picks. Miss Terry knows what she's fucking talking about. Miss fucking Terry. Kill it, woman. I love the Sabans. Yeah, I sabans yeah i really do i think they're great on the fucking game day like i watched like i love pat as you guys know but i also love like

nick saban and we threw in miss terry today that was amazing yeah and lee corso bless his heart well listen lee corso needs to be put down if we we're going to speak in Pat McAfee language, Lee Corso needs to be put down. Poor guy had a stroke. One day I'm going to have a stroke. It's inevitable. We're all going to have a stroke. I feel bad.

I respect that he wants to keep doing it. I understand he loves it, and that's admirable. But that man is going to die with a fucking elephant on his head. Yeah, it's not good. That's not the move you should be making. It's not a good decision. It's awful television. I did see a tweet today.

I thought it was a good idea. Like, all right, let him retire and just call it Lee Corso's College Game Day, like Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve. It's perfect. I saw it on Twitter. I'm like, oh, my God, that's a great idea. Somebody brought that up to me. I forgot who I was talking to about New Year's Rockin' Eve with Dick Clark.

And I'm like, it's called Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve. And somebody was like, why is it still called Dick Clark's New Year's Rockin' Eve? Well, because he was the producer of it. But it doesn't matter. You know what? I'm with that. Yeah, I think it's a great idea. He still gets his name.

Yeah. He doesn't get embarrassed because it's terrible. Or at the very least, they only have him out for like one segment and then the headgear pick. But really, he should just come out for the headgear pick. Not all the picks. I mean, just the headgear pick.

Yeah, it's pretty brutal to watch. Bless his heart. It slows down the show. I think the show is fun with Pat and I like Nick. And I think it's fun. It's more fun than it has been. Yeah. Well, here's what you could do. You can get rid of Desmond and you can

get rid of... See I don't mind Desmond. I like his laugh. Well he's fine but I'm saying if you wanted to you can get rid of him and you can get rid of Corso and you could have Pat because Pat's a god and you could have some good times but as it is they don't do that. Did you see last week like how bad it was?

Like I think that's why he was more reserved today like people were just like really outraged at his quote behavior at oklahoma who uh pat yeah the internet let me tell you about the internet i'm gonna tell you about the internet the internet's a bunch of fucks the internet shits on me the internet shits on everybody because it's a bunch of losers that don't get laid they're fucking dopes and they think of that remember like when pat was talking about like how he signed up for game day again he was like i almost did it because i didn't want to ruin people's saturday mornings like that's how much hate he gets no people are fucking idiots man the internet is loaded with fucking assholes uninteresting untalented bitching fucking cucks

that sit there and non-stop whining about shit all the time let me pat is the best thing that's and i'm not trying to blow the guy he does nothing for me there's nothing important that happens for me with pat mcavey but he's fun and that's different like i'm gonna tell you this i feel like back in my day i was pat before there was a pat like i felt like we did fun shit we tried to make people laugh we tried to have a good time um and now good for pat though the guy's out there killing it good for him but i'm trying to think of some other stuff that's happened college football wise today uh you know texas ended up blowing out mississippi state although the game was closer than they thought it would be for a while um what the fuck else happened today was there anything major that

happened today anything has your anything major that happened today? I know you're over there looking at your parlay. Has it officially hit? No, they haven't given me my money yet. Well, we got to wait. It sure looks as shit like it officially hit. Give me my money. Nope.

That Carson Beck two-yard run at the end of it there was certainly a huge one. Unbelievable. Because truly, the whole time I thought I was just rooting for the Jalen Milrow passing tide. And then it hit, and we're like, yes, let's do shots. And then I felt terrible because we did shots. And then it wasn't a hit, and that would be bad karma for tomorrow. Well, actually, you know the game that stands out? Kentucky ended up beating Ole Miss, and Ole Miss was out there scoring like a billion points against everybody this year.

Kentucky, who should have beaten Georgia, and they didn't. Kentucky goes on the road, plays Ole Miss. Ole Miss, who's been scoring a ton of points every game, goes out and sucks in the second half against Kentucky. Can you imagine if Kentucky would have beat Georgia? They had them. Well, Kentucky would be like the number one team in the country right now. they probably should be but homeboy punted yeah and they lost that game but so Ole Miss so what's here's what I need here's what I'm glad about as a an LSU fella I'm glad that LSU does not have a game next week

against Ole Miss because Ole Miss coming off a bad loss they're going to be angry LSU's off next week Ole Miss still has to play against some dipshits so Ole Miss plays off a bad loss. They're going to be angry. LSU's off next week. Ole Miss still has to play against some dipshits. So Ole Miss plays. South Carolina. So Ole Miss plays against South Carolina. At South Carolina. At South Carolina. So who knows what could happen in that game. There's no beer in the cooler. Is that the last beer? Alright, so

the good news is LSU gets a night off next week. Then they get to play at home against Ole Miss who is at best 1-1 on their last two, at worst 0-2. I hope they win next week in South Carolina so they feel decent. And then we'll see what happens. But I thought South Alabama was going to come out and score a bunch of points against LSU. They only scored fucking 10.

They didn't even cover. I know. I had a parlay going where I needed the running back, Jam Miller, from Alabama to score a touchdown. He did. And then I needed some guy named Fluff, some asshole named Fluff from South Alabama to score against LSU, who gives up touchdowns to every fucking body.

Somehow this dickhead Fluff didn't score a touchdown against anybody, so I lost my parlay. But anyway. Hold on. Wait. Which is Arizona in white or black? Didn't score a touchdown against anybody, so I lost my parlay. But anyway, what? Hold on, wait. Which is Arizona in white or black? Arizona's in white. Okay, then good, because that guy dropped it.

And I don't think that was a fumble. I think that was an incomplete pass, but we'll see. But yeah, so yeah, I do not believe that to be a fumble. But either way, as we sit out here, we got, we got rained on a little bit and then tomorrow, tomorrow's going to be an epic day. We have football all goddamn day. We're really starting at noon tomorrow. Yes. Because the saints play at noon.

The Texans play at noon. Of course we play it. We start at noon. We're grown ass men. A lot of the time lasts is you waited till like two, three o'clock to start. But I guess cause we have a pod, you're going to, just gonna power on at noon yes i'm also upset that i didn't get it on the byu quarterbacks i would imagine he threw for his yards i don't know but i would assume he did uh arkansas it's funny i was bobby bones who we worked with in nashville and he knows who i am

not like we're best friends or anything but he and I have messaged back and forth. And he's a big time radio guy and TV guy and everything. So I have nothing against him. But he's a big Arkansas guy. He's from Arkansas. I didn't know this. But somebody tweeted him and was like, hey, we need to find more money to pay our Arkansas players. And Bobby goes, I've already,

I invest six figures every year. Like, holy shit. Imagine being a rich radio guy. That's like, Hey, I put in six fucking figures every year for Arkansas football. Holy shit.

Good for him. Jesus Christ. What a man. Uh, but Arkansas lost again today. Texas one today, B lost again today. Texas won today. Bama won today. So we have fun, exciting college.

I saw that Beck finished with 439 yards. You were worried about Beck for how much? 225. 439? Is that real? Yeah. So, like, they had a lot of yards in the fourth quarter and i was worried because that was part of my parlay was him to get to 225 which he did uh the first quarter like screaming and yelling at the tv i know 439 yeah i really need utah to come back in this game and make it interesting so maybe my man Fafid has it.

Dude, Fafid is my biggest bet of the day. I bet like 270 on him to throw for his yards. Did you also realize that Zach Wilson's brother plays football and plays football for Utah? I had zero clue, but it makes sense. They're Mormons. They're not BYU Mormons, but they are Mormons. So it does make some sort of sense but

how about how about oklahoma rallying today that was a big rally for us i know we talked about would have won me a parlay if not for a car and lacy not scoring a touchdown yeah shit happens i don't know what to tell you shit happens um boy tomorrow's gonna be fucking it i know people are listening to this now they're like i might listen to this on tuesday so who knows but um i think the texans are gonna win the saints are not gonna win but i hope they do but i don't think they will and uh boy the beer's been good tonight beer's been so cold the shots have been warm and and probably have to get more tequila yeah we may have to get

more tequila tomorrow i don't know we're pretty fucking wild i don't know what to tell you um was there anything else that stood out well i i did hit it over on passing yards with the oklahoma state quarterback bowman uh oklahoma state uh they got their asses kicked thanks mike gundy for leaving that kid in i know i needed that and he did you know and here's what i know about mike gundy mike gundy loves me um i don't know why he loves me so much but he does we love for leaving that kid in. I know. I needed that, and he did. Here's what I know about Mike Gundy. Mike Gundy loves me. I don't know why he loves me so much, but he does. We love each other.

I really wish I would have gotten in on my guy from TCU because his number was, I think, 310 to start the game. That was your fault because I drove your ass to Illinois. We had lunch in Illinois even just so you could live bet, and then you got caught up in that Ole Miss game, and you forgot that TCU started at 230. Well, I wouldn't have known that TCU, they wouldn't allow me to take TCU's live yards either, which they didn't do.

Hey, look, Texas Tech ended up beating Cincinnati, which means that Mahomes won the bet over douchebag fucking Kelsey. I still think Kelsey's going to have a big game tomorrow. Well, he has to. They've had four. What? Are we in week four now?

I took him in one parlay that I bet a lot of shit down, but I put a lot of shit in it. Like, I bet a lot of people down. Yeah. And I bet Kelsey for 40 yards. Do you want to know what I bet already for tomorrow? I would love to know what you've bet for tomorrow, Jelly, as you were drinking bush lattes, doing shots. When we were sitting in Columbia, Illinois, you were betting college. I don't bet college as much as you.

I mostly do pros. Although tonight, I mean, I got one. So I bet a couple out of boredom. And some guys I bet way down. Like I took Kyle Pitts for the Falcons to have 30.5 receiving yards. I took Jalen Hurts

to run for 35.5. Because both A.J. Brown and Devontae Smith are out. That sucks. Look out. Tampa's winning this weekend. I took Burrow to throw two passing tuds. Kelsey for 40 and Stephon Diggs for 50.5

and Brian Thomas Jr. for 40. So I bet all those guys down so we'll see what happens. We will. Have they given you your victory yet on the other game? That's a good question Let's see So we'll do another shot If they give me my victory

We already did a shot ahead of time Well we'll consider that a victory for me shot And now there's a victory for you shot There's the money in the account I got money for NFL tomorrow I also have a parlay going right now. I took Fafita as well for $225, though not $250. I took Terrence Ferguson of the Oregon Ducks to have $36.

He's at $18. So I need Tez Johnson to score for the Ducks and Dylan Gabriel to run one in for the Ducks. Well, we'll see what happens. But you did get paid out for your earlier bet. So that's super. Yeah, I got my 33.65. Good for you.

You deserve that 33.65. You're very special. Let me tell you, the beer's been cold tonight. The shots have been... Because we do a shot every time LSU scores. Plus 8.64. That was modest for me. yeah yeah that's a good hit though good job so um so we do shots every time lsu scores a touchdown so lsu scored what

six touchdowns we did that um we usually total exactly 42 is there was there over 42 and a half or 42? I believe there's 42 and a half. Oh, that sucks. I didn't play that, but I think LSU's was 42 and a half. They scored 35 in the first half. Oregon's in the red zone, everybody. Can we watch that? Yeah, well, turn it on. It's on Fox.

Oh, well, hold on. Let me turn that on. What quarter is it in? The second. All right. Well, let me see well, hold on. Let me turn that on. What quarter is it in? The second. All right. Well, let me see what happens here on this third and 10 from Utah. I really need my man Fafita to start throwing in the fourth of the third quarter here. Because I took him.

Oh, okay. So this is going to go to halftime so we can watch Oregon. Yep. Yep. There we go. Shout out to PK and DK. What? Shout out to PK and DK.

That's true. So let me make sure I can find the... Is that game still in the second quarter you said? Shout out to PK and DK. What? Shout out to PK and DK. That's true. So let me make sure I can find the... Is that game still in the second quarter you said? Yeah, there's 12 minutes to go in the second quarter. I got to find it. Do we have the Fox app? I don't know. This Amazon TV sucks.

No, the Amazon TV does suck. That's factual. Let's see here. Amazon Television. Come on. God damn it. Amazon Television. Come on. God damn it. We need the Fox app. God damn it.

They're involved. UCLA 6. So we're looking for Fox Sports. Let's go with that. We probably don't have a login. Well, I think we've done this before. So let's see. Come on, Fox Sports.

Don't hose us, you sons of bitches. We've been drinking beer. We've been this before. So let's see. Come on, Fox Sports. Don't hose us, you sons of bitches. We've been drinking beer. We've been doing shows. Oh, watch live. Oregon, as they say in Philly, and UCLA. Let's see. Come on. Show us the football.

Show us the football, you sons of bitches. I think they will. Anyway, so tomorrow we get the NFL first and gold the UCLA too yep your boy Gabriel's got 107 passing yards and a touchdown here we go what do you need to have happen here who's gonna score someone scored who is that who is that that is uh some jabroni just scored who are you Jordan James I had him in a parlay but it didn't matter because I don't think it can hit. I did not. I have Tez and Dylan Gabriel to score, Teds.

This guy was minus like 300 to score. Those are good Oregon uniforms. Well, they're all good Oregon uniforms if you like that kind of shit. But I tell you, man, the beer is so tasty. I love beer. Wait, am I actually supposed to pour a shot? For what? I don't know. You said it am i actually supposed to pour a shot for what i don't

know you said it i didn't i didn't say you literally said your money hit and then you hit a parlay so oh yeah oh yeah he had a shot we gotta do a shot it's shot time in the city silver our neighbors of course hate us who cares we're not that loud yeah we're yelling into a microphone because we're having a good time and we love our lives. That's why they hate us. If they hate us, you know what? They can kiss my balls. My

wrinkly balls and taint. Yeah, because we've got to save some booze for tomorrow when the Saints score seven tuds. They won't. They're not going to gonna i take that back oh i tell you hey did the um the astros won tonight but it doesn't matter and there's a lot of drama no i feel bad for the verlandi man it's probably the end of the road it's the end of the

road hashtag um who's that fucking group that sings the end of the road? Boyz II Men. Take it by the mic. These are Bucky's shot glasses. I tell you what, poor Verlandi, man, because there's no way he's pitching in the playoffs. This is probably the last, because they wouldn't have started him tonight if he pitched in the playoffs, because the game doesn't matter.

It's probably the end of the road for our boy the Verlandi man we're going to miss you dog I think he can come back and be good next year I just don't think he was healthy I don't know if that will be in Houston but I think he can be good next year I don't think his career is over but I think this season it's over

I don't foresee him pitching in the playoffs. I find myself, and I feel bad saying this. I do. And this is bad, Josh. But I see some of these Astros people on social media and they're like, oh, Detroit and the Rangers, or sorry, not the Rangers, Detroit and the Royals don't deserve to be in the playoffs because they played so many games against the worst team in baseball, the White Sox, they shouldn't even be in. Let me tell you about the Astros. Here's real talk.

You want a little real talk? And I love the Astros. I hope they win the World Series. The Astros have spent the last like seven years playing in the biggest dog shit, piece of shit, throwaway division fucking ever. Hey, congrats. You win the AL West with the A's. Every year they're a waste.

The Angels, every year they're a waste. The Mariners continue to be the Mariners. The Rangers haven't been good in like a decade. Well, I mean, listen, hold on. I take that back because I know they won the World Series. But outside of that one year, for the most part, the Rangers are a throwaway. So let's not act like they play in a... What?

This kind of proves your point, right? So somebody said, like, this is what the AL Central looked like even if nobody got to play the White Sox. It's not that big of a difference. Correct. So, like, the AL central is the most competitive division arguably the most competitive division in baseball one of them um a division that is not competitive is the american league west the american league west has the astros the mariners who always blow it and then everybody else sucks and you might say well josh the mariners and the uh sorry the uh a's and the

angels aren't as bad as the the white socks no the white socks are a special form of suck i get that but it doesn't matter those teams as much anymore now with the new like like the new schedules like they're not playing the white socks like seven or 25 times no each team plays them like 11 or 12 times so who gives a fuck like people need to chill the fuck out. People swing their dicks around too much and they're like, Oh my God, blah, blah, blah. Listen, the American league West has sucked basically since the Astros got good. The American league West has sucked. I don't know what the data is, but I'd like to see how many times the American league West has had two fucking teams in the playoffs. Probably not that many times since the astros got good back in 2016 so let's chill the fuck out like let's sit let's stop the bullshit oh my god the oh my god these teams

beat the white socks yeah you play who's on your fucking schedule the astros play in the most throwaway uninteresting bullshit division in the history of sports the american league west with the a's who are relocating the angels who have had fucking superstars on the team yet suck, and the Rangers who've had up and down shit. So let's not act like, oh my God, the Astros have dominated the tough AOS. The AOS is for pussies. Let's not lie. Stop lying to yourselves.

The AOS is a throwaway. The Astros have been really good. They play in a throwaway pussy fuck division. Get over yourselves thank you my god people are out of their fucking minds that being said we did buy like a whole boda box for playoff baseball Tuesday yeah so the playoffs start Tuesday and I want to drink beer every day because it makes me bloated so we'll drink some wine listen I do I love the Astros I love Houston bro so like I'm not out here to tell you, oh my God, that Houston, blah, blah, blah. But get over yourselves. I see these people on social media.

Oh, the Royals wouldn't be in, and Detroit wouldn't be in if they didn't play the Tigers. They play in the White Sox. Go fuck yourselves. Eat so many dicks. Again, we said this before. You can't get angry at the Astros. So we do love the Astros because of Astros Twitter. Astros Twitter sucks. Astros Twitter is obnoxious. I hate Astros. So we do love the Astros because of Astros Twitter. Astros Twitter sucks.

Astros Twitter is obnoxious. I hate Astros Twitter. But we love the team. So you can't just like root against them because of Astros Twitter because those people are morons. Well, I find myself looking at these people and the dumb shit they say and I'm like, I kind of hope you fucking lose. I don't know that they will but maybe they could i think we'll get out of the first round i don't know how far they're gonna go but it's not because of astro's twitter and they suck i don't i don't read astro's twitter but astro's twitter is so bad

they're such fucking idiots like their new money they've like they have no idea what it's like like they did they probably don't even know who played on the team they don't they couldn't name the killer bees they couldn't name the players on the team that were uh lost at the cardinals no four beat the cardinals no five they couldn't do any of this yet somehow they talk all this shit they're fucking imbeciles i saw some meme again that really pissed me off was a picture of um korea and springinger like the step brothers cover like boy sure wish we were playing in the playoffs like again like okay you can't hate them no that's stupid to hate them yeah there's nothing to hate about Correa and Springer's just a nice guy

um people just do dumb shit like they're just the worst. Just punch people in the face. Again, I get it. I respect the fact that you dig the Astros. We used to go to games when the Astros had 11 people in the stands. So chill the fuck out. Don't act like you're big shit. You couldn't even tell me who played. Name the original killer bees.

Name some guys that played in 1998, 99, 97, 96. Name some of those guys. Then I'll respect you. I have no respect for you. If you're some dickhead that sits around and like, oh, I just started watching in 2017. Eat a dick. You're a fucking asshole. You don't know a fucking thing.

I'm hammered. I'm gambling. I'm having a good time. You're a fuckboy. Eat a dick. That's all this shit is. Boy, I can't wait till tomorrow though. A little Sunday. Boy, Fafita, if I can somehow get Fafita to hit his yards tonight, because I had a bad Friday. So Friday I spent a lot of time hanging out in Illinois, just betting on random hockey. And at some nights they don't hit.

And that was one of those nights where my fucking like swedish hockey didn't hit so i was down like a grand if i can just rally back here and get back to even for the weekend that means i have a good chance on sunday to be up so that's what i'm hoping for what's that the feet at halftime has 76 yards well i only need to get to 250 and what's there up by seven yeah all right well we'll see what happens but either way uh what a night tons of fun drinking beer we're hanging out outside you guys are great um i try to provide content as much as i can so uh we're gonna to get out of here. Tomorrow we're going to do a drunken all-afternoon podcast, which all of you jamokes seem to like, and we'll see you later.