The Josh Innes Show - Screamin' Scott Rant

Episode Date: November 13, 2025

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106.7 Detroit's Wheels, Josh and his show. What is this message you have? What is this? You just want to read the post? Let me read this. All right. So this is from... Is this Screaming Scott?

Yes. Okay. So Scream and Scott posted about us? Now, I know we talked about that earlier. All I said was I think it's weird that someone fills in on someone's show and then calls it their show. I think that's weird.

I don't know what this Screaming Scott does. I don't even know. I don't even know who he is. I don't care. I don't care about disc jockeys. No offense. I just don't care. other than Doug Podell.

I love, other than that, I don't care about disjoggies. And Rob, and then my wife, that's the only disc jockeys I care about. That's it. What about Casey? And Casey, I'm sorry, and Casey. Those are the only disc jockeys I care about. And anybody else who works an eye heart here that's a disjockey, but that's it. Outside of that, disjokies are dopes that possess very little skill, okay?

That said. Sounds like Josh Anus is scared of little old me. the oldest of old man reactions to something that's taking my last name and saying anus. Like if we put it in chat GPT, it doesn't even really rhyme. It's right up there with, you know, with the pipe and a bottle. Enjoy another failed experiment. Can't help but feel sorry for him. Shows me I'm doing my job.

I do it for you guys. Thanks, Josh, for listening to my show. I don't even know who you are. I just saw on Facebook that you're some guy that fills in for this big gym. and then calls it screaming Scott's neighborhood or some crap. I don't even know who you are. What does he do?

Like, I honest to God, don't know who's like, what does he do? He's on the air over there. He's a disc jockey. What does he do? I don't know. Is he afternoons, middays? Wait, is he the guy that does the Beatles' birthday thing?

Yes, yes. It's one of his things he does. Oh, God. Look, I take back the things I said about Big Jim. Halfway to Half baked or whatever that bit is or highway to half baked is an exponentially better bit then.

Hey, happy birthday to Sarah Jones. She's turning 60 years young today in Troy. Thanks, Willard Scott. And look at our list. This is Karen O'Hulahan. Wow, she's turning 100 years young today. Thanks to smuckers. Don't come at me, you disc jockey putts.

I'm not afraid of you or your crappy radio station either. Look, our radio station's crappy, but at least it's my crappy radio station. Don't come at me with your junk, your old folks' home, screaming Scott's old folks' home. Get out of here.

Somebody coming at me. Here's our bit today. We play the Beatles' birthday song. Cool. Boarding for flight 246 to Toronto is delayed 50 minutes. Ugh, what? Sounds like Ojo time. Play Ojo.

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the birth reports too? Every morning, hey, it's such and such as a... Hey, Steve and Sarah Jones, hey, it's their anniversary today. Here's Deep Purple. Coming at me. All I said is I don't even know who you are. But now I do, because you're the guy that does the Beatles song.

I didn't know that that was you. So, congrats, you're legendary for playing the Beatles' birthday song and talking up records. Congratulations, you've done it. At least Arthur P. said, baby. At least he's legendary because he said, baby. What are you known for? The Beatles' birthday song.

You know who else is known for that? Every crappy classic rock dish jockey ever. Scott Randall. You feel better now? No. I've got more. Do you have an empty the tank yet? I'm not Terrick Scoobel.

I haven't empty the tank. The tank is not emptied yet, pal. I certainly think it's a Detroit doyck if they don't. Yes, I got to empty the tank. Coming at me. Screaming, Scott, another failed experiment. Like, last time I checked, you bastards are in 20th place, too. You suck, too.

So, no offense. But, like, you got, look, you're in the toilet, too. We're both in the same porta-potty, Scott. So don't come at me. Two-thirds flowing in one. We're just two turds floating. But we will be the last turd floating. Oh, I want to kill these.

I want to kill that crappy radio station so bad. What a bad radio station, old folks, home-ass radio station that's garbage. See, now, now I didn't want to do this. All I brought up was that this guy fills in for this big gym and then calls it his show and I find that to be off-putting. Now this guy wants to call me Josh Anus as if I haven't heard that a thousand times. screaming Scott wonder how they approached him We think you need an angle

Well I mean I can call myself Well my name's Scott They go well That's not gonna pop on our rock radio station Is it Well I mean sometimes I scream We're gonna call you screaming Scott I was gonna go with meltdown

They took that already Like a hacky rock station crap coming at me. Now you've pissed me off. You've pissed me off not because you insulted me because you've insulted my radio station. You've insulted my boss indirectly. If someone's going to insult our boss, it's going to be me. It's going to be me. It's going to be Josh Anis. I'm tired of playing nice around here. That ain't going to get us anywhere. Like everybody's like, play nice. Don't insult the other guys. Their losers and their station sucks and it's boring. Tired of playing nice. Stop playing nice with these people. Nice

doesn't get to the sales. Nice doesn't keep you employed. It's the fastest who gets paid and it's the fastest who gets laid. Being first, your last. So I have a goal. My goal is to put that crappy radio station out of business have them play in regional Mexican first.

It's a race to see which one of us is playing regional Mexican first. Who will be the new El Caliente FM? It ain't going to be us. Now if it is, I'll learn how to speak Spanish. But it's not going to be us. That is my goal. Here's the new one from Bad Bunny.

Yeah, that'll be us. Here is, it's a Salina Tuesday here on La Caliente. Here's Biddy, Biddy Bambum. Oh, now, see now what you've done is you've woken up the beast in me, screaming sky. You don't want this. Not all of

us are hacks that get to live off of accomplishments of a radio station 30 years ago. He just flipped your switch. Now I'm J.J. McCarthy. Now what you've done is nine is out. Nine is out now. You've got nine out. Now what I've done is I've turned my hat around. This is over the top. What I do is I just try to take my hat and I turn it around, and it's like a switch that goes on.

Playing nice with all these crappy disc jockeys and talk show hosts. No offense if you like these guys, but they suck and that's okay. Disc jockey coming at me, Josh Aenus. Hey, play the Beatles' birthday song. Hey, guys, it's Janelle's birthday today in Troy. Out in Rochester Hills. Hey, Sarah, happy birthday. What, do you also host, like, a farm report, too?

Let me ask you something, screaming Scott. Do you guys do, like, a swap shop on there, too? Like, hey, Scott, I got a carburetor. I'm looking to move here, bow. I'm willing to buy her trade. Coming at me. That's a very AM bit. I mean, they're one step above that right now with the crap they do,

and they're snooze fest. Guys, I need us all to come together. and put that station out of business. It's all I want to do. It's all I want to do today. I want to put, first of all, they fired my new best friend over here.

First of all. The company has a whole of it, but not that stage. I want the company to go away too. They fired my brand new best friend of three weeks. I won't tolerate that because I'm a loyal team player. I'm loyal to my peeps. My hero.

There you go. Watch him as he goes. So there. I know I've talked way too long. here, but you know what? Who cares? You know what you're going to hear? Good. You'll hear stained in five minutes. You'll hear it at the same time tomorrow. Okay, I don't care.

Screaming Scott. Big Jim and screaming Scott. Awesome. Very clever. Anyway. So, and I'm Josh Anus, which I've heard from every loser on the planet ever. Very clever.

But what if I go about, like, yelling Josh Anus? How about that? That's my new name. I'm yelling Josh. Well, if you're Josh Anus, maybe you should be like Tootin. Maybe we need to do, I'm Tooting Josh. And then I need to find a new birthday song. He's like, I'll use the Stevie Wonder birthday song for mine.

Maybe that'll be my hacky bit. Like, we do birthdays and, uh, here's, you know, happy birthday, too. There you go. Anyway, I must go now. I'm way behind on commercial. commercials. And we're probably not going to hit our song quota either. Oh, no. We got a lot. This is probably the last thing we're going to say today because I got about 40 minutes of commercials to make up. So just keeping it real. I have butchered the clock

for the station today. And I don't care because I'm tired of pussy footing around with these lousy crappy radio stations and that's what they are. So scream and stuff. Look, I didn't start this war. All I said is I don't understand why you call it your show. If it's not your show, that's all I said. Also, you don't do a show. You're a disc jockey. You do what's called an air shift. You don't do a show. I know what you think is I do a show because I played a Beatles music song and I say happy birthday to Glenda in Rochester Hill. You don't do a show. You're a disc jockey. You talk up records. You're a talentless. Screaming Scott. Can't even go by your actual name. Screaming Scott. Big Jim's not even big anymore. I saw the video. You're liars, too. Allie is. It's week two of Canadian tires' early Black Friday sale. These prices won't go lower this year.

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