The Josh Innes Show - Sex Sent Me To The ER Watch Along

Episode Date: November 20, 2024

So Jilly and I intended to do a pod about sports or an actual topic. Somehow, we got caught up watching an episode of "Sex Sent Me To The ER". So this entire episode is a breakdown of this decade old episode of this weird show. Well, and discussion about gross things listeners have told me on the air about sexual injuries. Oh and and old lady who flashed her boobs at a broadcast. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right, Jamokes, what's happening? It's Josh and Jilly on Monday afternoon. Jilly is watching sex, sent me to the ER, but with no sound on because we're potting, so I don't know if this guy's got like a light bulb shoved up his ass or his dick broke. Well, I think he'd be in a lot more pain if his dick was broken.

When I was on here in St. Louis, let me tell you what was a very popular conversation was the conversation about dudes who've actually broken their penis. The number of people who called me on the radio here that suffered a broken penis while having sex, like an incredible number. And this guy went into great detail, like seven or eight minutes off the air, just told me everything that happened and like how bloody it was. And like, Oh, well look, look, you break your penis it's no good but like the number of people that called and it was just well you know she was going at it kind of hard there

and she made one false move and snap and then I'm pissing blood and I can't I mean like it's wild like as I've talked about with classic rock before um they're all old for the most part the people that listen to classic rock, but they're that level of old where they're willing to tell you anything and they're lonely and they just want to talk to somebody. The best part about doing classic rock radio, I could argue the only good part about doing classic rock radio was the old people who actually called to share fucked up stories. And one of the most fucked up days I had here in St. Louis was the day that people called up to talk about breaking their penises.

Jilly, have you ever sent someone to the ER sexually? No, what started that conversation? I don't know what actually, I don't know how. I'm sure it was some random story that we were reading about some guy like, you know, breaking his dick or something that led to a, hey, have you ever broken your dick? And then people started calling up with stories about breaking their dicks so i don't know what we're gonna get here but this guy's got a okay okay so this gentleman here has

got an ice pack on his on his on his balls so i'm gonna guess he might have broken something um there's a gentleman with sideburns who he looks mischievous and there's a woman that's having sex with a morbidly obese man I feel like he did what I was always afraid I'd do to you which was like a cartoon situation where you end up indented in the bed because I'm so fat it's gonna sound weird but do you think that couple like the chick she looked like she was from Philly with the big dude yeah and he was eating like a hoagie do you think they're from Philly well let's see if they if they start with them whenever you see their story we need to find out.

Now I'm curious. Live watch along with old episodes of Sex Sent Me to the ER. We will follow this up with My 600-lb Life as well. I don't think Cash O'Reilly here is from Philly, so we'll wait for the fat guy. So we're going to find this out. Do they tell you where they're from usually? I don't know.

That's what I don't know. I will never know. Sent in from the morbidly obese McDougals from Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. When they interview them, they sound like a McDougal will know. We will. So we'll find out. It looks like this man may have been able to suffocate this woman. I'm a fat guy, but that gentleman right there was far too fat to ever be on top of a woman.

She has to be willing to be on top. It's not even willing. It's for her own safety. She could end up dead, suffocated. It'd be like if the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man fucked olive oil or something. It's not going to work out too well. But we'll let you guys know if we find out where these people are from and what actually sent them to the ER in a sexual manner.

I'm going to guess it was something to do with some sort of suffocation, though. All right. So, boy, what a day. It's cold here in St. Louis today. Very windy here in St. Louis today. Look, now I'm watching these people go at it. Now I'm dead gummit. I'm distracted by sex sent me to the ER.

I know. I haven't seen this a lot in years. I mean, these are the same old episodes. So this guy Cash here, it appears that Cash here fancies himself like a rockabilly, like Johnny Cash, like real janky looking Johnny Cash. See if he breaks his dick. Turn it up. God damn it. I want to see if this guy breaks his penis.

Okay, so they're banging it out. This is not what I intended to do with this podcast. I wanted to do a professional podcast today. I think they're listening to his music. Well, I mean, that's the way to do it. Do you think he had a heart attack? Oh, he collapsed. Oh. Ah.

Did he have a heart attack? No, I think he's almost dead. He's not gonna die. Spoiler alert. Right, because he's doing the interview. Wait, now he's getting up. Wait, what happened, bud? Did you have like a stroke or something? Stroke! Stroke! Is he stuck inside of her?

Oh no, did my man stroke out while banging that is a fear that i think fat people would have he's not fat but oh he's laughing he's like hammered he said but he's hammered so this guy that looks like white trash johnny Cash can't feel half of his body. They're both laughing. They're having a good time. Yeah. Yeah, you got to figure out what's wrong with the guy. Can't. Oh, guys, I'm stroked out.

Cash. So dramatic. All right, so. Oh. out cash so dramatic all right so oh arterial blood gas okay either way okay so listen i gotta stop watching sex sent me to the er you can't help it it's fascinating you've sucked me into this the acting is so bad like it's great i know dad gum it dad fucking gummit i just wanted to to to break down football or something and here we are um but i do need to know if that now i'm so intrigued not just by what happened to cash here because i'm guessing cash like had some sort of stroke or something or something that he can't feel his arm okay what is this guy okay what happened to this guy here? God damn it, he's got an ice pack on his penis.

What did you do? What happened? Oh, did he break his dick? Oh, I think he broke his dick. Oh. Okay, what kind of injury? What is it? What's the injury what is it what's the injury is it broken is it broken rachel's the dick breaker okay tell us what happened

yeah we got a broken dick fract Fractured, not broken. It's the same thing. No, a fracture's a crack. A broken is like in half, right? Yeah, God, now I gotta find that... See, he said broken penis. God damn it. This guy's like Dr. Tance over here,

breaking down someone's fucking penis. You think Tance is that right to deal with someone with a broken penis? I'll ask him, shit. For those who don't know, Tance is one of my best friends from high school who's like a, whatever the fuck he is,

I still don't full on know what he is. He's like a trauma, like RN or, he was in trauma, right? Yeah, but I mean, I'm sure he has seen all of it.

Dude, he was in New Orleans. Like they have, I thought they had like a whole show about shit that happened to people going to the hospital in New Orleans. So I'm sure he's seen some shit.

I think we need to ask him if he's ever treated a broken penis. Hold on. Let me text him and see if he'll... Tantz. Tantz. I have an important question while I'm recording this podcast. Have you ever treated a broken penis? It's a shame we don't have the phone capability because we could just call him.

We could be like, hey, bud, have you seen a broken penis have you treated a broken penis also my last text with him is i don't remember this at all but it's some it's a thing of i guess he sent me a picture of some ribs he made and i responded with wood hit and that, 440 pound virgin. Where's he from? That's not a hoagie. That's a hot dog. Okay. Okay, so what happened here? Where are you from? Lay off of me.

Oh, he looks thinner now. I guess after he almost killed this woman, he had to lose weight. He had the heart attack. Let's see. Look at that fat. Imagine being the poor bastard that has to play the role of the pre-fat, like the guy when he's fat. Like we're putting out an all-call for a morbidly obese guy

who is playing a virgin. Do you think this was like a bet? Like did someone bet her to fuck this fat virgin? Oh, there's no way she just wanted to bang this guy, unless it was like some sort of like novelty or taboo thing she's all about him yeah i think so oh she wiped oh boy she wiped some food off his face wait are they a couple now all right she she okay so she lived in her parents basement in phil and what kind of weird party is happening here like some fuck party where everybody's sitting on each other's lap i've never been to a party like this some sort of race cars yeah they're watching race cars people are making out

what kind of party is this all right so what let's god i'm everybody i'm look i'm sorry i wanted to break down the sports oh they did look at they dated and oh shit oh boy look at him he's like z dog and for a month so they they were dating a month before do you think that he wrote her okay there's still no like does she have the lowest self-esteem on the planet or is she just the maybe it's a shallow house scenario where she only sees his inner beauty maybe because she's like tiny though yeah and he's well now he's a lot thinner but ma'am she's trying to feel his dick there is no dick there. It's inside of him. All right, quick commercial break.

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Pick 6 not available everywhere including new york and ontario void where prohibited one per new customer bonus award it is non-withdrawable pick six credits that expire in 14 days limited time offer see terms at pick six dot draft kings dot com slash promos all right we're back so that's like a super fat version of Z-Dog. He probably wrote her a nice little song. Okay. Oh, do you roll over on her dog? Okay, so the dog's getting angry.

Wait, does the dog bite his dick? Oh, boy, this would be exciting. Bite his dick, Fido. Okay, let's see. This dog's trying to stop her she's like he's like listen you're no catch but this man is morbidly obese you can do better you could do and they're watching night of the living dead on the tv let's see here okay so again he's morbidly obese she's tiny but homely so they put the dog away her face kind of looks like a catcher's mitt she's trying to lure him into the bedroom right now

i feel bad for that bed okay so he's gonna I mean, this man's fupa is gigantic. Again, we put out an all call. If we're looking for a morbidly obese man to play in sex, send me to the ER. All right, now he's going into the bedroom. Oh, she's in her underpants, and she's DTF. She is the saddest woman on the planet. Okay, and by the way, the chick playing her on the show, much better looking than the actual

chick. She's waited a month for this. Oh, man. We got to wait and see. Oh, son of a bitch. I know. Son of a bitch. I got to know what happened.

So this guy's got a broken penis. I have not gotten any response from Dr. Tance to see if he's ever seen a broken penis. But if he's seeing actual patients right now, come on, Tance. What are you doing? You're not busy. Don't be a dick. Send us a message and let us know if you've ever seen a broken penis in person but dude the story the guy told about the broken penis was like fucking crazy he's like you could feel it snap and then like it's like i forgot how they repaired it they had to put like a like a splint

or yeah like something that keeps it like straight for a while and it's like you just start like pissing blood like blood just start like pissing blood like blood just starts gushing out of your peen when you break your penis listen i look people tell the people here apparently hated my fucking guts but they love to share stories about sexual escapade the stories that people told me here were just they were wilder than the ones i would get nashville nashville was fine but the people in. Louis, for as much as they hated me, they sure loved to call and be like, well, I was banging it out with this. Well, there was this one guy that called that like they were all hillbillies. And this guy calls one day and he's like, I got

a story about having sex with the girl at work. It's like, yeah. And he's like, well, I was hammer jacking this bitch. I was hammer jacking this bitch. I was hammer jacking that. We kept that drop. I wish I had all these drops. Not that anyone would care. I mean, it's over. The show's never happening again.

So it doesn't matter. But he's like, yeah, I was hammer jacking this broad one time. And then one chick called up. I mean, the weird thing about radio contest people is they will do anything for anything. You would think that it would have to be a great prize to get them to do dumb shit, but it's not. People just want to win shit. If you were like, hey, here's a clump of pubic hair and a brown paper bag, they'd be like, well, what do I got to do to get the pubes? That's how these people are.

But one day, Coach, who was on the show for people who don't know we had a blind guy on the show named coach and he would come up a couple times a week and he was great on the air and funny and he told funny stories and he's blind guy you know and one day we were like would you be willing we'll give you some sort of prize if you're willing to call up and like just like basically talk coach off essentially was the bed and you wonder why i didn't make it on the classic rock stage uh but uh i was like so basically you got to call up and get super sexual with coach basically the two of you need to have phone sex and you need to be super descriptive and these chicks just start going at it on the phone like when i say going

at it went two chicks going at but these chicks would call who knows what they look like they're probably gross well shit like oh god speaking of gross well anyway just to finish that story chick calls up like all over the place i know but this chick calls up she starts doing the moaning shit and everything like that and coach like oh yeah that's nice that's not and it was hysterical but the grossest thing that happened here so we were getting ready to do a remote at an appearance, a show, live broadcast at an RV place, like out in the middle of fucking nowhere in Festus, which is way the fuck out there, like in the middle of nowhere. And this woman, I forgot what ticket she wanted. Like they were some shitty tickets that no one would really, some cover band band like a Tom Petty tribute band a Pink Floyd tribute

band or even worse an actual band that's 800 years old that nobody cares about like hey where's my fog hat tickets this woman really fucking wanted whatever these tickets were don't know what they were and we were on the phone I'm like she's like I'll show you my titties I'm like well all right then well you do that and then we'll see. Ha ha. I get to this remote. This old, leathery, wrinkly woman pulls me aside. She goes, do you know who I am? I'm like, no. And she pulls down her top and just reveals like these flappy, like they were like the titties in something about Mary when he's got the binoculars.

And he's like, oh shit, first chink in the armor, Ted. Like it was those kind of titties and I'm like, what the actual fuck? Like I felt violated in a way because these were not titties that I wanted to see. I only jokingly said it on the phone. Everybody knows you're not saying serious shit on the radio when you're like, hey, show us your titties. And then this woman showed up and literally showed me her titties

and I'm like, I don't have anything to give you and I don't even know if that would be copacetic for me to do that anyway. You know we know the broken penis. All right. So meanwhile, back in sex sent me to the ER. The man's got a broken penis. We also need to find out what happens to the morbidly obese man and the homely skinny girl who has no self-esteem. So low, in fact, that she's willing to fuck this just giant blob of a man she waited a month

to do it i mean that's love she's thirsty i guess he was smart about the way he handled it he played hard to get he wasn't desperate uh let's see tant says define broken we talking ed penis infection or penis injury like i mean injury i mean injuryacked in half. I mean, like, fractured. Let's see here. He's going to think you have it. No, if I had a fractured penis, I don't think I'd be texting Tance. I think I'd know. The dude said, like, when he broke his, he could hear it snap like a twig.

That's what he said. He was like, it just snapped. Like, oh, shit. I wish I could see his face right now because he's probably like what? What the fuck is happening? No he probably thinks you think you broke your penis and he's waiting for you to be like Josh you would know if you broke your fucking penis. I didn't. Because

we asked Tans all of our medical questions. What he doesn't realize is we're just sitting here doing a podcast watching sex sent me to the ER and we're asking broken penis questions. Speaking of the ER my dad was back in the ER today. It's the semi-monthly bi-monthly trip to the er and we're asking broken penis questions speaking of the er my dad was back in the er today it's the semi-monthly bi-monthly trip to the er but this time it wasn't for anxiety it's because he has uh the kidney stones again but obviously the pain wasn't so bad because they

said he could just pass a stone this motherfucker passes kidney stones all the time and i don't have them but i also have the gout which it seems like a cousin of kidney stones in a way because it's about coming then I hope not shit today I had like so like my gout actually was cured pretty quick today but like I woke up in the middle of the night and I was having some sort of like foot pain and uh I'm wait when we're fighting on tv here some chick just ripped off a bitch's wig. They're all fighting in the ER around the guy with the broken dick. Okay, well, okay, now we got to find out what happened to Cash. Cash can't feel his left arm. He had just climaxed with this lady. He can't get up. I mean, it sounds like a stroke to me, bud.

He's really calm about it, though. He's like, I can't feel my left side. Then they laughed about it. Now he's just like, hey, huh? Dude, if my arm falls asleep or my foot falls asleep on the toilet, I start kicking the wall to make sure it still works. Wait, now he's up. Okay, so.

She had to pull him up. But he's like, and then she puts a beer in his hand, in his left hand. I mean, of course there weren't any motor skills. The guy can't feel his fucking left side, lady. What are we doing here? He doesn't want to go to the doctor, though. I mean, look, that's what I would tell myself, too. I pinched a nerve.

He's got a cigarette in his beer. He said, I'm good. I'm good. I just had sex with this lady. All right, so let's see. Cash. 30, 40 minutes for Cash O'Reilly. Oh.

Oh. This guy's stupid. This guy's dragging his fucking left foot. guy's stupid. This guy's dragging his fucking left foot. He's like. Like, I get not wanting to pay for doctor visits, but my God, sir. Sir, you really need to do something about this cash. This show just teaches you that having sex is bad. You don't want to do it.

You'll have a stroke. Dude, he goes, there's no sick days in rock and roll you play at fucking bars bro you're not a rock and roller he probably plays in one of those tribute bands you have mentioned not too long ago probably brother you got to go to the er here your your body is drooping bro cash o're, you gotta go. Wait a second. So this guy's now loading his equipment into his car. He has one fucking arm. He doesn't want to admit defeat. He can't feel his

fucking body. He just said there's no sick days in rock and roll. Let's see. Does he get up there and perform like this, too? He's trying. He's like, I'm getting up there. I'm performing whether my arm works or not.

Also, at this point now, you assume this is like the next night, right? I guess. Let's see. Yeah. He said he had crazy monkey sex with Ann the night before. Oh. So this has been like 24 hours, and this guy will not go to the doctor. My dad sneezes wrong and goes to the ER. This guy can't feel half his fucking body.

And he's like, nope, I'm not going. I got to perform at the local dive bar with my rockabilly band. That being said, if your dad watched this do you think he would never have sex again i don't think he does anyway but if he maybe they would build up his anxiety can we just get back to the fat person now this is stupid i'm annoyed by this guy i'm really just invested in the fat guy at that point? Yeah.

Is when you noticed? Yeah. Lord. All right, can we get to the fat? Okay, fat. Okay, 440-pound virgin. Here we are. This is what we need to know.

This is Greg with three Gs in his first name. And Jennifer of low self-esteem. Okay, and then she's laying in bed. She's in her underpants. She's DTF. Oh, dear. All right, here we go. She's like, you're going to come get...

This chick, much better looking than the actual broad. Okay, here we go. We got his shirt off. Oh, boy. Let's see. Oh, dear. He's avert, obviously. It's his first time.

It's because he can't find his dick. Imagine being that fat and jerking off. Oof. How do you do it? I'm fat, and it's a difficult process. Imagine being this fucking fat oh so now he's like on top of her they're going at it

well no maybe not much that you can do no oh oh no he put her head through the wall is she dead did you kill her so he didn't go to the er she goes to the er he plowed her head oh wow what a time what a time man you would think more people get hurt during these two broads making out with the guy with the broken penis, like with each other. He's like, what about me? So Tant says you can't really fracture a penis because it's not a bone. So that's a misnomer. You can damage or rupture the connective tissue.

But no, I have not. Thanks, Tant. Thanks, Tant. So now you know. Now what the fuck was this doctor talking about a fractured penis? I don't know. Someone's lying to me is all I'm saying. I would choose to believe that my best friend in the world is not lying to me.

But it's very possible that he is lying to me. I don't know. I need the truth, damn it. But I've been lied to by a lot of people at KC95 who call the radio station to let us know that their penis has been broken. So I'm going to get. I still want to know what happened to fucking rockabilly dickhead cash o'reilly here like did he have a stroke what did he do i mean we should get a result i mean i can't imagine they'd go another fucking hour another half oh this is an hour also by the way this is the first ever episode of sex sent me to

the er it goes all night. Oh, no. It only goes one more and then we get thousand pound best friends. Yep. That's fun. Don't cry for me, our friend Tina. I mean, that's probably good too. I like that TLC is nothing but shows about morbidly obese people and little people. Too large is next.

I think that's what, like, if you think about TLC, it probably means too large and something with a C. But, you know, but if you go through all these shows on TLC, it's literally shows about. And then Little Johnstons. And then Sister Wives. That's the thing about TLC. It's called. At five in the morning, the Jennifer Hudson show. Hey, J-Hud.

By the way, J-Hud looks pretty good in that commercial for Old Navy. I used to hate Jennifer Hudson, but now I'm kind of like, hey, J-Hud, you're looking good, I like it. See, it was always unfair because I hated Jennifer Hudson based on the character she played in Dreamgirls. Yeah, I like Jennifer Hudson.

That's my fellow Chicago girl. I found her annoying in that movie because she was the lesser attractive one and Beyonce became the star of the group that movie because, you know, she was like the lesser attractive one and like Beyonce became the star of the group of the Dream Girls and then she was just mad and the guy fucked her over

and she sang all these emotional songs and I'm like, you're annoying. Her name was Effie in the movie. Effie. Effie White. I'm like, no, I don't like you.

I'm here for Beyonce in this film. But now I like Jennifer Hudson. What was that one song she had? I don't like living under your spotlight. I like her. Now I like her. But look, I want to end this and actually do another pod where we talk about other shit.

That we started intending to do. I do. So I'm going to post this. But I also want to know what actually happened to fucking Cash O'Reilly. How are we so lucky to get to see the first ever episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER? This is the hoot. This is a real emotion. This is just nice.

This is nice. This is real nice. And I recovered from gout quickly because I took like 11 colchicines this morning and elevated my foot. I know we're not near a Binney's. It's in Illinois. But I get their emails as i signed up for them uh you can buy 224 packs of miller light for 12.99 each so that's 20 so okay so that's 48 beers for 25 bucks 26 bucks shit i know happy thanksgiving i'm in all right hurry up and get to this shit so i can see what happened to Cash O'Reilly. Like, now I'm committed.

You gotta know. Did you turn on HGTV? What is this guy? What is this guy? This is the guy with the tattoos. Yeah. Which I'm trying to win. I bought 15 goddamn scratchers today.

Who sees it of my lottery? I bought 15 fucking scratchers today thinking if I bought 15 of the same one, I'd be bound to win something. I won $4. $6. Oh, I see. Listen, we already know. I just want to know what fucking happened to Cash O'Reilly.

I'm worried about him. I guess these guys decided, you know, explore outside of the relationship in the third wheel. The third, second girl broke the penis. This is wild. Okay, we get it they're fighting i don't give a shit i want to know what happened to cash o'reilly i'm gonna guess that our girl that was banging the giant guy like it has a concussion or something or maybe i don't know but cash o'reilly is a mystery who knows i'm gonna guess a stroke but i mean he didn't sound vocally like he had a

stroke so who the fuck knows he was able to sing i don't think he had a stroke he didn't sound vocally like he had a stroke. So who the fuck knows? He was able to sing. I don't think he had a stroke. He can't move his. I mean, I don't know. I don't know what to tell you. So we have to see. Come on, get this shit over with. As someone who's been to the ER, I've never gotten to see exciting shit like this. I never got to watch people fight in the ER.

And I've been there my fair share of times. Okay, let's go. Let's go. Thousand Pound Sisters as well. Not just Thousand Pound Best Friends. There's also a show called Thousand Pound Sisters. Does that mean that each sister is 500 pounds or? I think they're 500 because like, I mean, there's no way. I mean, it's one of them like 650 and one of them is 350. That's possible. So that's, I just want to know how we divide this up. I want to know how we divide up the 1,000 pounds of sisters. And is that clothed or unclothed?

Like when they take their shoes off, are they like 997 and a half pound sisters? No, these girls are making out. Yep. We got wigs everywhere. We're making out. This is fun times. This is lovely. Well, then what happens if this man gets aroused watching his two broads make out?

I bet that's going to happen. Watch. Here we go. Oh, he's getting a boner. He's getting a... Oh, and it's fractured. Oh, dude, don't get a boner. It's going to hurt.

Oh, no. Oh, no. Is he going to get a boner while it's broken? Oh, no. What is happening? Is he pissing blood like a crazy daisy okay anyway now back to the fat guy this goes on for another half an hour like i don't know how this can continue i have to stop but i at least have to know something that happened to cash o'reilly this this fat bastard killed this girl and she's just tickled by it knocked her out yeah and you have to fix the drywall in the house that's gonna be costly that's a big hole

yeah yeah yeah yeah he that's a good dick and he dicked her down good put her right through the wall this guy actually sounds like he might be a mcdougal it looks like franiac fucking this it's like it's like three Franiacs fucking. If you put three Franiacs together and gave them a Philadelphia accent, it's Franiac. At least the guy playing him is. She's mad he stopped. Oh. Why did I stop? Maybe he's from Massachusetts.

I think he might be from Massachusetts. I think he might be from Massachusetts. I can hear that, yeah. Sounds like I'm watching Ted if Ted were about a morbidly obese man that concussed a woman while banging. This is like fat Mark Wahlberg. You gotta tell him what happened. What do you say? Yeah, that's what she's it hard. You've got to tell them what happened.

What do you say? Yeah, that's what she's saying. The last thing you know is they're going to think you abuse her. You've just got to say, I fell down, and then they're going to think that's curious. Ob. Like Jay Leno today with his black eye from falling down a hill at the Hampton Inn. Well, I mean, it's pretty clear that Mavis punched him in the face.

We all know this. Okay, just tell me what happened to Cash O'Reilly. You still have 30 minutes before that reveal. I need to know what happened to Cash O'Reilly. For the love of Christ. Okay, now we have to go revisit Cash O'Reilly banging his lady here and how his arm doesn't work. Yep, they always give you the full recap every segment. That's how you fill a

goddamn hour. They gotta do it somehow. Commercials and tons of recaps. Alright, we're going to the ER. Okay, let's see what happened here at Old Cash. Alright. Cash O'Reilly can't feel his left arm.

Although he clearly just moved it here in this scene whenever he unclenched the lady so that's a plot hole here continuity error sex sent me to the er i mean you shouldn't be look i mean look you we were banging gotta tell the nurse we were banging look cash i don't have time for this i i look i can't commit myself to literally 30 more minutes of fighting. Maybe in the

next podcast we'll revisit this and let you know what happened to Cash O'Reilly in this first ever episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER, which is clearly like 15 years old anyway. There we go. Okay, good. Look up Cash O'Reilly.

Is his name really O'Reilly? Yes, it was Cash. I thought you made that up. No, his name was Cash O'Reilly. Cash O'Reilly sex sent me to the ER. Cash sent me. No, that's not what I'm looking for. I need to know.

Let's see. Did you stroke out Cash O'Reilly? I don't know. Let's see. Did you stroke out Cash O'Reilly? Okay. They're checking for a stroke. Yep. I think I'm going to find the answer in this story. I need to know so we can turn this shit off. I've had enough sex. Sent me to the ER. Minor stroke. Okay. So there you go.

Cash O'Reilly had a minor stroke. The internet. He's from Michigan. He's a Michigan musician who was featured on TLC sex. Sent me the ER. Cash O'Reilly of Jackson County. Actually, first it was the Jackson County jail for Cash O'Reilly. Then the emergency room. The colorful rockabilly musician who once used a stint in the Jackson County Jail for Cash O'Reilly, then the emergency room. The colorful rockabilly musician, who once used a stint in the Jackson County Jail to inspire an EP,

recently was featured in an episode of Sex Sent Me to the ER. And by recently, I mean in 2014. But that's where this article's from. Cash is quite the character. Well, there you go. Cash O'Reilly, he had a minor stroke, and that's that. Somehow, we spent 30 minutes breaking down this episode of sex sent me to the ER. I will get to some stuff at some point.