The Josh Innes Show - Shawn Kemp Shot At A Guy

Episode Date: May 28, 2025

Apparently some dudes broke in to Shawn Kemp's car and a semi shoot out occurred. Somehow, this leads to a discussion about how I don't know if I want to grow old. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Well, here's a story. Headline reads, Sean Kemp pleads guilty to assault charge in 2023 shooting. Now, if you know anything about Sean Kemp, you know that he's very famous for playing basketball and fathering children. What number does Sean Kemp have now? He's not the all-time leader. I want to say the all-time leader. Is Cromartie and and our guy in Houston Murph let me see athletes with most kids and also Vanderhoef field is another guy that also has a lot of kids let's see here where does Sean Kemp rank on the list now several athletes are known to have large families former NBA player Sean Kemp is reported

to have seven children with six different women. That's fucking child's play really. Another notable example of NFL is Travis Henry who is reported to have at least 11 children with 10 different women. I think you have to start venturing into double digits to really kind of climb the ranks here. Let's see here. How stuff works. Okay, Calvin. Okay Calvin see I think Calvin's the all-time leader our boy So, let's see Sean Kemp seven children with six women Mike Tyson eight children with unknown number of women Muhammad Ali nine children with five women boxers like to fuck and you know have kids Willie Anderson nine children with seven women Jasoney, ten children with eight women.

That's fucking Jason Caffey. That's a nobody. Now he made NBA cash, but ten children with eight women. Travis Henry, eleven children with ten women. Evander Holyfield, eleven children with six women. George Foreman, twelve children, two adopted with four women. Antonio Cremarti 12 children with eight women and our man Calvin Murphy 14 children with nine women it's amazing what being a good free throw shooter will do for you get laid Calvin Murphy twirled a baton and fucking made free throws and fucked

that's all Calvin Murphy did with his life. Pretty impressive. But I bring this up because Sean Kemp is in the news here. Let me play a couple commercials and we shall continue with this. Make sure it's Canadian. So be it. At Sobe's, we always pick guaranteed fresh Canadian produce first. Restrictions apply. See in store or online for details. Alright, so the headline reads, Sean Kemp pleads guilty to assault charge in 2023 shooting. Who did he shoot? I'm curious. Well, he probably now, if we're being fair, it's very possible that he shot his load into some lady. But um bum, walka walka.

Former NBA, this isn't even fun to make, but like Sean Kemp is like far down the list of guys for this though. Like when you see Calvin Murphy has 14 kids with 9 women, that's a lot different than 7 with 6. But anyway, Tacoma, Washington. Former NBA star Sean Kemp pleaded guilty to an assault charge Tuesday for shooting at two men inside a vehicle in a Washington State Mall parking lot. Kemp, 55. It's wild to think that Sean Kemp's only 55, isn't it? Like, because I'm 38. So when Sean Kemp was at his zenith, that would have been in like 94, 95, 96. That's about 30 years ago. So I guess it makes sense. Pleaded guilty to second degree assault in Pierce County Superior Court as part of a plea agreement, according to the County Prosecuting Attorney's Office.

The Toyota 4Runner, the men were inside and another vehicle were damaged in March 2023 shooting, but the men were not hurt. Kemp was initially charged with one count of first-degree assault with a firearm enhancement, but prosecutors last week added another count of assault as well as a drive-by shooting charge. The Seattle Times reported convictions for those charges could have resulted in a lengthy prison term. He will be sentenced in August. Deputy Prosecutor... Okay, I'd like to know what exactly went down like why did he shoot at these people?

Let's see Kemp is a six-time NBA all-star who played for the Seattle SuperSonics from 89 to 97 to client comment Like can you tell me what exactly he did? Okay. Here we go. Let's get some fucking details here I want to know why he shot at these people was he justified at shooting at these people? I'd like to know. According to court documents filed by Kim's attorneys, Kim and several employees who worked at his cannabis dispensary were at a Seattle concert venue when Kim's truck was broken into on March 8th, 2023. An employee's purse was stolen along with keys to Kim's business, a cell phone, paperwork, and sports memorabilia. That's some shit that probably shouldn't be left in your car to be fair.

Like I learned the hard way in Houston when I would park on the street in Midtown and I left my backpack in there on accident overnight and my backpack got thiefed. Now I didn't really have anything in my backpack except my headphones and shit. I don't think I brought a laptop with me to work or anything like that but I know my shit got stolen. Another buddy of ours was in town. We went into a bar his entire backpack and laptop and everything got stolen so maybe leaving a purse and keys to a business and a cell phone and paperwork and sports memorabilia and a game worn jersey probably shouldn't have been left in the truck. Maybe. That's how like we both thought, well, I got my

cell phone stolen from a dog park in Houston because I left my phone in there and we walk into the dog park. I come back and the car had been broken into and my phone was gone. Like, you learn the hard way, but Sean Kemp, what the fuck are we doing?" Using a phone tracking app, Kemp located and briefly tried to talk to the driver of the forerunner that was circling a casino parking lot according to the trial brief. The men in the vehicle afterward dumped some of Kemp's belongings but kept the phone, the brief says. Kemp later saw his phone was near the Tacoma mall. He drove there, spotted the same forerunner, and expressed his understandable frustration with the driver, according to the brief. Imagine, did you know

you were robbing from Sean Kemp? You had to, if it had to have been a setup. You don't just randomly go rob a car and find all this shit. Or when you find it, do you realize that it's Sean Kemp? Do you even know what Sean Kemp looks like? The brief says a man in the back seat fired off a round from a handgun at Mr. Kemp. Mr. Kemp returned fire and attempted to disable the Toyota. It did not work. Those forerunners can take bullets. Take that, Elon. Take that with your cyber truck and your Batmobiles and shit. The Toyota 4Runner says, fuck you, I can take bullets. The 4Runner fled and when the vehicle was found abandoned days later, an empty holster was found inside, but there was no gun, documents said.

A police call log included court records indicates that at least one witness who called 911 reported that the two men were firing at each other. Howe, in a statement explaining the plea agreement, wrote that because of the two witnesses past crimes of dishonesty and the fact that those people were illegally in possession of Kim's belongings, the case should be resolved short of a trial. See, I agree. That's the part that's bullshit, right? They steal your your shit now it sounds like I'm defending OJ but I mean in fairness they did steal OJ shit and OJ went up there and tried to get his shit and that's what they finally got him in jail for but like if someone breaks into your shit and then they open up the fire on you then why can't you shoot back at the sons of bitches they stole your shit

like at some point like we got to stop like given the benefit of the doubt to the asshole I think too many people give benefit of the doubt to the asshole. I think too many people give benefit of the doubt to assholes. But like I've read a story here. So some businesses in town like down towards St. Louis City had their windows broken. Multiple businesses had windows broken and apparently is by somebody having like a manic episode or some shit. And one of these businesses basically posted on Facebook almost apologizing for their own place getting broken into and like posting about how like these manic episodes are nothing

to laugh at and how like we need to help people like this and if you are on the verge of a breakdown here's this phone number. No, I'd be saying what the fuck man now I have to pay for this shit. I don't know if insurance covers fucking dudes having mental breakdowns taking a brick to all my fucking windows But like that's how people are now instead of being like yo, bro, like these people are fucking imbeciles It's what can I do to prevent these types of things? What can I do? To help the situation and diffuse the situation. What can I do? Like we need to really help these people. There's a bigger story here. No, they fucking broke

all your fucking windows and you have to deal with that now. But that's how the world is. Like we look at the people that are the criminals and the people doing the wrongdoing and we make them the sympathetic figures because they're just part of some greater societal issue. That's the bullshit we all have to deal with now. That's the stupidity. That's the moronic shit that we all have to deal with now. Like, Sean Kim should have plugged these motherfuckers. Like, at some point, people need to start learning lessons for this shit. Like, people breaking into cars and shit. Like, at some point, learn your fucking lesson. If someone breaks into your house, fucking plug them. They break

into your car, fucking plug them. Like, like these are people the world can do without. People are going to break into your car and steal your shit. They're not stealing for noble purposes. They're not Aladdin going to steal a fucking loaf of bread with a monkey. They're out here breaking into your shit. Fuck them. At some point, we just got to start doing this. Speaking of weird things in cars, yesterday, driving home, about to pull into the driveway and there's just some old lady in a car and like usually people park in front of our house

on the street because there's just street parking. This lady parked her car right in front of our driveway to the point that we couldn't pull into the driveway. And I'm like, ma'am, if you're going to stop, like wouldn't your spidey senses tell you to just pull up 10 feet so you're not blocking someone's driveway? So then I have to pull up and startle this old lady and be like, ma'am, like, can I pull into my driveway? And she's like, oh, I'm so sorry. And then I'd assume she was just gonna move up 10 feet because she was obviously stopped for some reason, whether she was texting or whatever. Nope. When she does, she pulls up and just leaves. I'm like, so how long

were you gonna be here and why were you stopped right here? What was the reason for this? What is the reason why you were sitting here? Speaking of old people, I saw a bunch of old people at the park today doing yoga. I don't want to be old. Like I go through this a lot. I debate these things often. Do I want to be old? Do I not want to be old? Perks of being old. Well, if you're an old man, you get to be like the crotchety old man

yells at cloud and you get to like experience what it's like to not give a fuck about shit except what's happening in Sean Hannity's world and that kind of sounds like an enjoyable experience. But on the other hand, like I don't want to be old. I don't want to have to have people like take care of me and shit. But on the other hand, it's kind of fun. But then, you know, you go visit these fucking hospitals and they smell like old people. I'm like, I don't want to have to have people like take care of me and shit. But on the other hand, it's kind of fun. But then, you know, you go visit these fucking hospitals and they smell like old people. I'm like, I don't want to live in this

situation. I don't want to be at someone's mercy. What is better? I think I'd rather just die at a relatively young age, like in my 60s or something. So I don't have to ever get to a point where I have to live in a home. And then like, my family views it as a burden to come visit me. They're like, hey, we're going to go visit grandpa at the fucking old folks home. And you're like, but no, it smells and it's scary and I don't want to go. And he's and there's nothing good about

it. Like no one ever wanted to go visit old people at the old folks home. Like I remember we'd go visit like my dad's grandma. And she was in a home at one point and I'm like no one wants to sit in that tiny depressing little apartment and shit with the poor grandma like no one wants that everyone views you as a burden and I don't want to be a burden to people but then part of me wants to be a burden to people it's certainly interesting it's it's a conundrum is what it is anyway more to come