The Josh Innes Show - Sinners

Episode Date: April 25, 2025

The movie "Sinners" is out in theaters. I haven't seen it and based on the trailers I'm not positive that it's for me. That said, Hailee Steinfeld is in this motion picture. There is a scene going on around on the internet that makes me want to see this movie. I'd assume Josh Allen had to be jealous when his lady was doing love scenes with Michael B. Jordan. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Totally random thought here, but I saw a trailer for this movie Sinners, and I don't know if I'll go see it or not. I don't really even know what it's about. I know that Michael B. Jordan's in it. I know that it's set like in the 1940s, I guess, 30s or 40s or something like that. The description of it on the interwebs is trying to leave their troubled lives behind. Twin brothers return to their Mississippi hometown to start again, only to discover that an even greater evil is waiting to welcome them back. Well, I don't know what that evil is, but I'm going to go out on a limb and say that evil is very, very white. So I don't know that I'm overly interested. Not that maybe this will be very interesting.

Like the reviews are very good. But generally speaking, when the reviews are very good, I end up not liking the movie. As I tell you, the greatest example of that was that goddamn Booksmart movie. I thought it was going to be great, read the reviews, lady super bad, I'm locked in, let's go, and I fell asleep during the movie. It was so bad, I damn near wanted to leave. So just take that for what it is uh let me see let me actually look into like the plot of this movie it's a Ryan Coogler picture for what it's worth Ryan Coogler of course uh a very accomplished film director uh but um let's see you would know did he direct the creed movies

let's see or let's see feature film he directed the first creed all right so and black panther of course uh but that's ryan coogler so and that would explain why he's working with michael b jordan because uh my man he and michael B. Jordan's is tight but let's see here what's the plot here we go 1932 identical twins and World War I veterans Smoke and Stack returned to the Mississippi Delta after years spent working on the Chicago for the Chicago outfit so they're mobsters using money stolen from gangsters, they purchase a sawmill from a racist landowner, Hogwood, to start a juke joint for the local black community. Their cousin, Sammy, an aspiring guitarist, joins them despite opposition from his pastor father,

who warns them that blues music is supernatural. Now that's kind of an interesting concept because that was kind of a weird belief. There's a documentary on Netflix about some guy that was a blues singer who they believe ended up with the devil or some shit in the South in the 30s or 40s. I don't remember what it's called, but it was one of those type of deals. I don't want to go too far into this because I still might see this and there's a reason I bring this up the twins recruit other staff pianist uh delta slim and singer perlene here I just need to kind of know like what we're dealing with here like what who is the enemy who are these enemies um I have no clue but I'm gonna go out on a limb and say that the enemies are white people of some sort it says it's a horror movie so are they like white zombies or some shit?

I don't know. I mean, I'm intrigued by it. I don't think it'll be a bad movie. I like Michael B. Jordan. I'm sure it'll be fine. But the reason I bring this up is Haley Steinfeld is in the movie. Now, Haley Steinfeld is going to be married

to Mr. Josh Allen. Haley Steinfeld used to be kind of part mr josh allen hayley steinfeld uh used to be kind of part of the taylor swift universe she may still be she's actually pumped out a couple of bangers she did what was that banger she did about um um about a lady masturbation i love myself i don't need anybody i love my so she's done some good shit but i bring this up because i was kind of interested in seeing the movie. If I had nothing else to do, maybe I'd go see it. Whatever.

But going around on Instagram right now, there's a clip from the movie that people are like, damn. And Haley Steinfeld is talking to Michael B. Jordan. And he's like, you got to leave me alone, whatever. She says, I remember that you told me that you love me or whatever. And he's like you gotta leave me alone whatever she says I remember that you told me that you love me or whatever and he's like well whatever and she's like well you stuck your tongue in my coos and fucked me and I'm

like what and I'm like I don't know why I'm so turned on by this I don't know what this movie's about I don't know if we ever get to see tongue into coos or what don't know but with the southern accent and the coos and the tongues and the fucks I'm like you know what perhaps I'll go see this film I like Haley Steinfeld I do musically I do and like when

people talk about like the wags you know like the Taylor Swift to the Travis Kelsey and shit like Taylor Swift bless her heart basic as all fuck don't really hate her anything she used to make really good music now she makes woefully boring music but she used to be awesome sat second row in Houston and saw Taylor Swift nothing against her but she basic she dances basic she She sings basic. She looks basic. She's just basic. She's rich as fuck. Good for her. And she can fill up a football stadium 10 days in a row if she wanted to. Good for her.

Nothing against her on that front. But people talk about Taylor Swift all the time. Oh my God, Taylor's at the game. Y'all are missing the boat when you ain't checking out Haley Steinfeld, who is fine as fuck. And she uses words like coos in movies like really that's the bigger selling point now if Taylor Swift decides to sing a song and she starts singing about tongues and cooses then maybe I'm back on board if like a new album comes out she's a little bit darker in this album and she sings about things like tongues and cooses

and Michael B. Jordan's tongues and koozes and shit in a southern accent which is very she needs to go back to old school Taylor southern accent like our song Taylor accent like wrote down our song like that type of fake southern accent I need that and then I need you to say like uh kooze and Michael Michael B Jordan and I'll be like I'll buy the new album I'll buy I'll buy the vinyl at Target but until then I ride with uh I ride with Haley uh let me play a couple commercials and we'll continue all right if you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs you got to check out pick six from DraftKings. When it comes to basketball payouts, DraftKings Pick 6 posterizes the competition, including price picks. It's a very simple concept.

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Bonus awarded is non-withdrawable pick six credits that expire in 14 days. Limited time offer. See terms at picksix.draftkings.com slash promos. Speaking of such things another interesting thing like if i'm josh allen how do i feel when i see that like my chick is in this movie and she's talking to michael b jordan who objectively is a beautiful man by the way just a beautiful ripped up dude just a i mean he's a sexy man, by the way. Just a beautiful, ripped-up dude. I mean, he's a sexy, swole-ass motherfucking Apollo Creed motherfucker, right? Handsome dude. If you're Josh Allen, decent-looking guy, starting quarterback, can't beat Pat Mahomes, but who cares?

Whatever, you're rich, you're very famous, you'll go to the Hall of Fame one day, blah, blah, blah. But you got fine ass hayley steinfeld you're engaged and you know that it's just a movie and but if we're filming lovemaking scenes and i'm talking about tongues and koozes and shit like it'd almost be impossible in my mind for hayley steinfeld and michael b jordan not to hook up now maybe that's just my mind but like that's what i would think if i were Josh Allen like it's like when you got someone as fine as that like you kind of have to be jealous this ain't no basic chick like if I'm Travis like if I'm Travis Kelsey right I'm like I'm hoping Taylor Swift cheats on me like I'm hoping it I'm rooting for it I'm actively hoping

that she breaks up with me because like this dude has a history of slaying hotter ass than that. Like, he could go out and he could clean up if he so chose to, but instead he's banging olive oil for whatever reason. She got a magical spell over him. Not saying that Haley Steinfeld is the hottest chick in the world either, mind you, but I find her to be very alluring. So if you're Josh Allen and you know you're at football practice and like you're like texting old girl you're like hey what's going on

on the set of sinners today oh we're not nothing are you guys filming the love scene today no we're not is this the scene where he's supposed to stick his tongue in your coos no i don't know like it's it's easy like if you're just an average dude like you're like not a celebrity or anything and your chick hooks up with a celebrity whether it be an a-list all the way through the f-list right like who really cares because you're like i get it i'm not really a celebrity it's kind of a funny story whatever okay. So my wife fucked Jordan Knight from the fucking new kids on the block who gives a shit or just, you know, who cares? But if you're also a celebrity and then you're ladies hooking up with another celebrity, I think that would hurt more and it would bother you more. Cause there's a jealousy. Cause you're like, well, why the fuck? Like, if I'm like,

let's just say I'm average dude, I'm dating some really hot chick. And she ends up hooking up like Harry Styles like I would be able to look at myself and go I get it like that's cool have fun with Harry Styles if you want to keep screwing later we can if not I'll go on to some other chick I met at the bar but like it's Harry Styles I understand it but if you're somebody that's like got an ego and you're somebody that does your job at a high level as well like a Josh Allen doesn't do it as high level as you know Patrick Mahomes but like let's say you do it at a high level and you're like you're like on top of the world you're the MVP of the league and then you find out that your chick is like banging or

like you're even just jealous and thinking that she may be fucking Michael B Jordan you're like hmm I'm just like I get super jealous in that role because I'm like I'm just as good as Michael B Jordan he might be Creed in the Creed movies but I'm the quarterback of the Buffalo Bills if you're some slapdick that no offense to this job but like let's say you drive for UPS or you're a door dasher like me or some shit like that and like your chickens up you know running off with you know I don't know some like you know like William Hung or some shit you're like I get okay William Hung's a bad example but like somebody like you know like a celebrity whether they be a-list or d-list you go okay I get it I don't know but now I want to see Sinners I know nothing about this movie every time I've

seen the trailer I'm like yeah that's probably not for me you know you know that feeling when you're at the movies and like you see the trailers and they'll be like some action movie that you're like oh it's another Mission Impossible and you eh, I don't really give a shit. It's fine. I'd watch it, whatever. Then the trailer pops up where it's a largely black cast. And then there's a couple of white people. You can tell the white people are the bad people.

And you're like, they didn't make this for me. So I think I'm just going to pass. And then you see the one where the two black chicks had the uh like the the lady friday and i'm like that looks funny i'll go see that you know that's just kind of how you converse with the screen or whoever you're with at the cinema when you talk about such things me mostly like i'll tell you a trailer that i saw and i said that movie is for me there was a movie with uh the the guy i forgot his name like a an english dude or some such shit he played um stan laurel in the laurel and hardy movie and the fact that i saw that and i saw it

at the theater kind of confirms that my taste in cinema is what it's it's whatever so it was a fine little movie though it's called stan and ollie was that the name of it anyway it was a nice movie but the guy that played stan laurel in that movie is playing some guy who like in the 1960s or 70s or some such shit in one of these countries where there was like some wars or some such shit happening i don't know the whole story all i know is that there are fucking penguins and like the penguin befriends a penguin and like he has like a secret friendship with a penguin and i'm like i don't know why but i feel like this movie's gonna make me cry and i want to watch this movie so out of all the trailers

like i'll be sitting in there and like there's the uh remy malik movie where like his wife gets murdered he's like some like dude behind the scenes computer nerd guy that wants to go out and kill all the bad guys I'm like that looks fine and then there's Drop where like the chick's kids are at home and she's on a date and some guy's like airdropping her shit about her kid's gonna die but she's gotta kill the guy she's on

a date with I'm like I'd watch that that looks fine then there's Sinners and you're like oh well it's the black guys but then the white guys are kinda evil and this probably isn't for me because i'm not in the culture so i think i'll pass on that and then there's like british dude with a penguin and i'm like fuck right i feel like this is for me i feel like this is where i need to be then there was like one movie where this gal had like ptsd was some army chick or something. And she's talking to a ghost the whole movie. I'm like, I could cry to that.

I'll go watch that. Then there's this Bill Murray movie where he's got a dog. But then they confirmed that the dog doesn't die at the end. So I'm like, fucking A, right? Let's watch the Bill Murray movie about the dog. That seems like fun. Like when you're at the, like, like there are certain movies. I just see the trailer and I'm like that's probably for me and the penguin

and the British guy having a friendship seems like a movie for me is all I'm saying Sinners does not seem like a movie that was made for me I saw it compared to like I don't even know I mean again tongues koozes fucks Haley Steinfeld I'm in. I wasn't in until that moment. I'm literally buying a ticket to see a movie to see Haley Steinfeld say, stick your tongue in my coos and like a weird like Southern, like, you know, 1930s Southern accent. You know, that's all. Like, literally, after I see that on the big screen, I may just leave and walk into the Penguin movie. I don't know.

But I literally have purchased, or actually the better idea would be purchase the ticket to see the Penguin movie, find out when in the Sinners movie that Haley Steinfeld says tongue in the coos and the fucks, and then just go watch that and then leave and go back to the Penguin movie. I'm very simple. More to come.