The Josh Innes Show - Sophie Takes A Jab At Sydney Sweeney

Episode Date: September 21, 2026

I have no idea why anyone cares what Sophie Cunningham has to say. She thinks the Sydney Sweeney sports betting commercial is "unauthentic" because she doesn't like Sydney Sweeney partakes in sport...s gambling. What? huh? I think Sophie is on the backside of her 15 minutes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:00 I enjoy this Sophie Cunningham's reaction to the Sydney Sweeney gambling commercial. If you don't know, Sophie Cunningham has a podcast, and I'm sure it's riveting. I'm sure it's good fat material for MAGA people. But she had thoughts on Sidney-Sweeney. And, of course, Sidney's been getting dumped on by a lot of these athletes. I don't know how this became a thing. This is truly the most astounding thing ever, how this commercial. for sports betting turned into like a bunch of athletes getting mad female athletes getting mad at this
Starting point is 00:00:35 Sydney Sweeney it's like the fuck are you people doing like you're just a bunch of losers you are just stupid people uh like this Gracie Kramer who's a gymnast uh and other people uh have condemned the ad um again it's a sports betting app advertisement she's not pretending to be an athlete like these people like I can't imagine living in this universe that these people live in like where like everything's offensive and everything and then somehow like the hero here you're like you look at this Sophie Cunningham who's literally only famous because she's hot that's it she's a you know not as hot as Sydney Sweeney but like she's famous because she's hot and that's what she's got going for at this point right yet all these people are angry that like Sydney Swainty.
Starting point is 00:01:26 Sweeney is covering her tits with some footballs and shit, and that's terrible. Yet, like, when Sophie Cunningham's in a hotel room prior to a basketball game, shaking her fucking ass on the internet, because it's literally all she can do and all she's known for. It's like, there's double standard here, people. Like, I get that you're a bunch of angry chicks. Sidney's Sweeney is a goddess, and Sidney Sweeney is stacked, and Sidney Sweeney is hot, and she likes that she's hot, and she shows off that she's hot. And we used to appreciate these things in America until these.
Starting point is 00:01:56 fucking people took over and now we have to be offended by everything about somebody being hot. But that's the thing. And, you know, and we talk about this a lot. Like, men don't get jealous of other hot guys. Like, that's just false, right? Like, you'd see that in teen movies of the past, right? Where, like, the nerd would be super jealous of the jock and, like, like, do, I don't get jealous of dudes. I didn't get jealous of dudes in high school. I mean, I was jealous if they were getting some ass, but that's a different kind of jealousy, you know? Like, if they had, like, a hot girlfriend and get jealous of that, but I was never like, that guy's too good looking. And he's, oh, look at him, just showing off how hot he is again. Like, God, women, the hatred that women
Starting point is 00:02:34 have for fucking women is wild. But that's kind of how, you know, marginalized groups are. Like if someone in the marginalized group is doing it differently than another person, they all gang up and hate that person in the marginalized group, despite the fact they're all fucking marginalized. But anyway, you know, if you consider women in this instance to be marginalized or whatever. But let's play a couple commercials here and we will continue. So this Sophie Cunningham podcast, which you could not pay me to listen to a Sophie Cunningham podcast. You might listen to me and go, Josh, you fucking suck. Maybe I do. That's very possible. You could not pay me to listen to this uninteresting person talk on a podcast. I have no interest. I don't like Sophie Cunning. I
Starting point is 00:03:21 Cunningham. I don't, like, I'm annoyed by Sophie Cunningham to this point. I know why she's popular because a bunch of magas are jerking off to her. That's why she's had her moment in the sun. Homegirl's been playing basketball for years. Nobody knew she existed. All of a sudden, she says one thing that gets the mag of people's little pee-pee's hard. Now, so they're jerking off to her and now she's famous for five fucking minutes. I have no interest in the Sophie Gunningham. And if this is any indicator of what's on this podcast, I feel like I should almost do listen-alongs with this podcast because it is so fucking stupid. So they're talking about the Sophie Cunning or the Sydney Sweeney ads.
Starting point is 00:04:01 You know what? Let me see if I can actually just find a video of this. I was just going to read you the quote. But let me maybe go to, I don't know, let's go to TikTok here or something. And let's look up Sophie Cunningham. Let's see, Sophie Cunningham. And let's go Sydney, Sweeney. on that one too Sophie Cunningham Sidney Sweeney let's see here aha here we go text messages
Starting point is 00:04:28 DMs comments of people wanting to know maybe not no but wanting me to talk about the Sydney Sydney Sweeney ad like you know what I love about this chick is like she's really a nobody she's not really all that hot she's like WNBA hot but she's like WNBA hot but she's She said one thing that got these little guys pee-pies hard. Now she's having a fucking moment. And it's like, all these people want to know my opinion. Like on Sidney's, I don't think anybody really wants to know your fucking opinion on Sydney Sweeney.
Starting point is 00:05:00 I don't think anybody gives a shit. Like, hey, like, yes, you know who wants your opinion on Sydney Sweeney? Some guy that's jerking off to fucking Hannity. That's who gives a shit about your opinion on Sidney Sweeney. I feel like we got a hit on it. Everyone's talking about it. And they, they, they question society. Really?
Starting point is 00:05:18 this is a societal thing. I question society when there are people who tune in to hear this uninteresting person talk about shit. I get that that's the world. Like, I mean, look, I don't like Jason Kelsey's wife. She annoys me. She's everywhere. She's on a fucking
Starting point is 00:05:33 NFL commercial that airs every commercial break. Like, it's wild to me. Now, I know how she became famous. She became famous and became, you know, a big podcast star because, you know, her brother-in-law is now, she has a sister-in-law named Taylor Swift, you know, that doesn't hurt.
Starting point is 00:05:50 But like I've, I've tried to listen. I'm like, this shit ain't interesting. And either is fucking Sophie Cunningham. I want to know. Now, let me ask you this. You've met her before, correct? Um, actually I had a NASCAR event last year. And I spent like five minutes with her.
Starting point is 00:06:04 So met her, but like, do I know her? No. I have so many takes. But like, it's just, first of all, like, does she, is she even, like, does she even gamble on sports? Like, it's just so unauthentic. You know what I mean? Like, first of all, that's inauthentic.
Starting point is 00:06:21 And second of all, that's what your first thought on this is, hey, does Sidney Sweeney even really gamble? Yes, I'm sure that everyone who's ever done a commercial for something is an avid user of the product. Like, yes, I'm sure LeBron is rolling through the streets and his Kia soul. Yes, I'm sure that's how this works. Congratulations. Like, you can really tell how, like, out of the loop most of these WNBA people are, because
Starting point is 00:06:47 they just sound like morons most of the time because they're new money. Like they're not used to getting attention and they're not used to knowing how the world works. So your first thought when seeing this Sydney Sweeney commercialist, like it's unauthentic. Does she like even gamble on sports? Probably not, Sophie Cunningham. And who gives a fuck? Like, have you ever spoken on behalf of something that you don't actually use or something that you don't use a lot? Like congratulations on learning how.
Starting point is 00:07:17 celebrity endorsements work, Sidney's, Sophie Cunningham. Surprised of how she represented the brand. No. Like, that's what she's made her whole career off is, and props to her. Do I like the, do I like it? Like, that particular ad, not really. Like, I think it's like, I mean, like, what, like, what are we doing? But again, I'm not surprised. Okay. Now, she's like, wow, what are you doing? You're literally famous because you shake your fucking flat ass in your hotel room before games and pose videos of it. Oh, like when you're showing your fucking ass cheeks to the girl on the sideline there and that became a viral thing.
Starting point is 00:07:54 Like, lose me with this. Please. Like, lose me with this. Like, what are we doing? You literally just said, that's what she does. And then when, like, do I like the ad? Like, no, what are we doing here? Like, see, this is a typical chick.
Starting point is 00:08:09 These people all try to ride the fence. and then as long as you're listening to a piece of audio or they're agreeing with you on something, you think they're the smartest people in the fucking world. This woman is just riding the fence. She literally a second ago goes, I like it. Like, yeah, she's like, you know, that's what she does. Am I surprised?
Starting point is 00:08:26 No. Do I like it? No. Like, what are we doing here? Like, oh my God, does she? Like, do you even sparts that? Like, I score like three points a game in the WNBA, but once I said that that, that girls,
Starting point is 00:08:41 should play girls sports and that's it. And now guys who believe that January 6th was an inside job jerk off to me. They believe that January 6th didn't happen. And they jerk off to me and conspiracy videos on the dark web. And like I know that my audience is comprised of people like that. But I have to kind of try to straddle the fence on this because I can't just lose the other people either. So I do just enough to cock tease these guys. like, hey, I'm shaking my ass to a country song
Starting point is 00:09:13 because nothing makes a southern MAGA man harder than when a girl shakes their ass in a hotel room to Brooks them fucking done, right? Woo-hoo. Maga. No, not MAGA, though. I didn't say that. I did not say that.
Starting point is 00:09:28 No. I am not political. I don't have thoughts on these things. But I also know that the only reason I'm popular is because of that. So here I am shaking my ass to some more white music so all the white people can comment on my post. and say, see, she ain't dancing to that black music, is she?
Starting point is 00:09:45 This is a good old Christian girl from Missouri? White power. That's what she's known for. So she's going to do that. She's making her money. Go do your thing, sis? And again, do I agree with it? Morally, I think it's kind of weird, but like teach their own.
Starting point is 00:10:02 Go do your thing, sis. Morally, it's for, sis. God, it sounds like talking to my grandma. Wow. She's definitely from Missouri. and my grandma, everybody was cis and son. Sis, it's morally wrong. Like, well, if we're going to talk about morals here,
Starting point is 00:10:21 I mean, we can really dig deep into talk about the morality of a lot of things. You play in the WNBA, you got a lot of lesbos in the WNBA. There are people that would argue that, you know, that's morally reprehensible. Like, if you're going to, like, lose me on morals, right? If you want to tell me that you're like, that's like a little weird. Okay, I can live with that. But lose me on the idea that this is something wrong morally because someone's naked in a commercial. You are literally someone who shakes their ass on the internet once a day at least.
Starting point is 00:10:52 There's no artistic value in it. You're not some beautiful dancer. You're not doing ballet. Hell, you're not a stripper. You're none of this. You're just someone in a hotel room bending over for a camera to get a bunch of likes. Please lose me on moral. And while we're talking about unauthentic, as you put it, like we've seen the old pictures of this chick.
Starting point is 00:11:13 Like, it doesn't look like there's much on you that is authentic. Okay? Like, Cher is like, hey, I think she's had a little too much work. So let's just pump the brakes a little bit on who's authentic and who's inauthentic, please. At the other day, I'm really loving seeing all these girls who are powerful, strong, showing young girls what it looks like to actually be an athlete. I don't think the ad was coming for women in sports. but I will say I think I will take this time
Starting point is 00:11:40 a little bit of time to, you know, talk about, I think it has been so cool to see girls who, you know what, they're muscally, their thighs touch. What the fuck are you talking about? Yeah, so. What a weird chick. That's unauthentic. I really like it, but I don't like it.
Starting point is 00:12:05 Like, it's morally wrong. Like, oh, my God. But shaking your ass on the internet. That. That's not morally wrong. Or we're talking about morals. I don't know. You guys did this.
Starting point is 00:12:20 All of you that are out there that are, you know, hardcore right-wing people, you've created this chick. Maybe you still like her. Although, like, again, she doesn't really play, like, basically she said one thing that turned you guys on. And then she's just ridden the fact that she's a good-looking chick. But let's be real. Like, she can't smell Sidney's Sweeney shit. Right? Like, I think we would all agree with that or no here.
Starting point is 00:12:52 Collectively, I think we all agree that Sidney Sweeney, everything about Sidney is more attractive than olive oil here, shaking her fucking ass in her hotel room and then telling you that something's morally running. Morally, would I do that? Like, tell me, what is the difference between that? What is the difference between covering your titties with some footballs, and having some short shorts on and jiggling your ass on camera.
Starting point is 00:13:18 Is there anything morally different about that? I don't know. I don't understand the way morals work in the world of people who talk themselves into circles. Like this chick, which she did in that piece of audio. That was the whole thing. She just talked herself into a circle. Well, whatever.

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