The Josh Innes Show - Stories We Didn't Get To On The Radio Show

Episode Date: November 7, 2025

Let's see what we have here... 1. Couple Has Sex While Driving On The Autobahn in Germany 2. A woman tells her husband she must sacrifice him. 3. Update on the Footlocker stabbing 4. Drunk Substitute teacher Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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You didn't know it was going to happen, but it happened. And then before you know it, we're doing this. Every bad boy has a soft side. That's what we do. that's the thing I tried to tell my man here. I was trying to tell James this. I am not an over-prepped person. I don't like to prep.

I mean, I know what direction to go with things, and I know what stories to talk about. But other than that, I don't believe in just sitting around and breaking things down, and we're going to do this at this time. I hate to do that because the show's got to go where it's going to go. And the show starts in one direction, and by 9.30, you're...

Every bad boy has a soft side. Like, that's what we end up doing. It becomes a whole hour based on every bad. I don't know where a show is going to go, and that's what I try to tell people. And I also try to tell them that, by the way, I say I don't prep. I prep all day. I know what stories should be talked about. I know what we should be discussing.

But I'm not going to just lay out an entire show for you because that's stupid. The show is going to go where the show is going to go. And that's what makes the show good. That's what makes a good show a good show is you don't know where it's going to go. You don't know, like, I've worked with a lot of people that'll map out an entire show. I'm like, why would you map out an entire fucking show? Just go. See where it goes.

I know the big stories. Talk about the big stories. See what the reaction to the big stories are. Line up your guests if you have them. Like, if you're on a sports show or whatever, needy guests or whatever, line them up and then go. It's not really that difficult. But apparently that is difficult for some folks. Anyway, let's play a couple commercials.

We'll get to this stack of stories that we didn't talk about on the show today. All right. Let's see here. First story. Headline reads, Frisky Business. business. Couple arrested for having sex on the Autobahn. A couple having sex while driving at 90 miles per hour nearly caused a chain reaction crash on the Autobahn in Germany. The couple were living life in the fast lane during driving a Ford and veering across the A1 as it sped towards the city

of Dortmund early this week. The car was seen swerving dangerously across lanes, even forcing a truck onto the hard shoulder. One stunned witness called the police. least after spotting the pear porking. I enjoy the term porking. I think porking needs to be used more frequently. You know, Dad, I think he's going to pork her. He's not going to pork her, Russ. I think he's got a dad. All right, Ross. He's going to porker. Eat your food. The cops caught up with the 37-year-old male driver and his 33-year-old lady friend at a gas station near Munster where they were arrested. The driver now faces charges for dangerous interference with road traffic, Germany's

Autobahn, the federal highway system, is famous for having large sections without any speed limits. But this kind of reckless romance seems to have crossed the line. So you can't bone on the auto bond. It's not the auto bone. It's the auto bond, you schmucks. You ever boned in public?

I think I technically have boned in public once. Technically, I guess. Me and Jilly boned in a pool. Well, we boned in dad's pool, but everybody knows that story. I haven't told that story. I haven't told that story in Detroit. That'd be a good one for the radio. I got to randomly remember to tell that story at some point about boning in dad's pool and then getting caught boning in dad's pool.

That was certainly a time. But then there's also the time that we boned in the pool in Miami and didn't realize that it was like three stories off the ground and it had a glass side of it. So basically everybody could see us boning in the pool in Miami. And the fact that we were just compelled to bone in a pool in Miami in a public pool, what horn dogs we must have been back in the day. So there was that. And I think that's the extent of it. I don't think I've done anything else. Maybe fooled around with people like in the ocean. But that's weird. That's dirty. That's filthy. Imagine if you get like a like one of those jellyfish or those jellyfish sting you're right on your rod. That'd be no good. Or in a lady's beef. That'd be no good. Bonin in the ocean or in

like a lake. There's a lot of nastiness in there. At least in a pool, you know, you've got chlorine and stuff there's chemicals which is probably not great either but like it's better than you know algae like you're wrapping your hog and algae so there's that all right another story woman allegedly tried to sacrifice her husband oh and her son let's see a 58 year old woman in seminole florida blow blow blow semen oh like you're never going to ho again uh she was arrested Tuesday after she tried to stab her husband twice while saying she needed to sacrifice him and their son. Richard Dittert told police he woke up around 5 a.m. to find his wife Karen. It's always a Karen, isn't it? Her name's probably not even Karen. They probably changed it for

the sake of the story. She was standing over him, asking where their son was. When he questioned her, she said, I need to sacrifice and kill you both and tried to stab him with a large knife. At least she was up front about it. She didn't mislead him in this scenario. She didn't say, hey, I'm just trying to figure out what's up. She's like, no, I need to find our son because I need to stab both of you. He was able to block the attack, take the knife away from her, and lock himself in a downstairs bedroom. Though he did get a cut on his left arm, he called police around 8 a.m.

Deputies found him outside wearing a robe with the injury. When they detained Karen, she said without being asked, these aren't the clothes I was wearing when I stabbed him. she was charged with attempted first-degree murder. I need more info on this story. I need some more details. I need details on why she needed to sacrifice her husband and son. This is a fine story, but was she obsessed with something?

Was she possessed by the devil? Was she part of a cult? Generally speaking, I guess it's usually a demonic thing, right? If you need to sacrifice somebody, that's for something demonic, I would think. So the guy's not dead and his wife's crazy. Boy, what an interesting way to end up divorce, though. Like one day you're just sleeping, you wake up, your wife standing over you with a butcher knife. She's about to take you out because you need to be sacrificed, going to kill your kid because he needs to be sacrificed.

Just when you think you know somebody. You think you know someone, you love someone, and then they want to stab you. Let's see, another one. Okay, Florida man pull. Okay, we got another Florida man and a knife. Geez, a lot of knife stories in Florida today. There was also that knife story in Detroit. yesterday. There is an update on that. Turns out the person who got stabbed in that, but we told

you the story about the foot locker and the person getting stabbed in the foot locker, and we thought it was someone who called this woman a bitch and that's why she stabbed her, which, look, I'm not saying that that's right, but I'm saying you, look, you call someone a broke bitch, you're going to get stabbed, possibly. You can't be shocked if you get stabbed. Turns out the person that got stabbed wasn't even the person that called her a broke bitch. What a turn of events. All right, let's see. Florida man pulls knife on person for taking too long at the bathroom at Publix. When you got to go, you got to go. A 72-year-old man pulled a knife on someone at a Publix in Miami because the person was taking too long in the bathroom.

Alfredo Brindus was arrested after the incident during which the victim was able to defend himself with a large book bag. Brindus told police he really needed to use the restroom and when the victim didn't move, he pulled the knife. He was charged with aggravated assault with a deadly weapon. Now, in fairness, when I walk Ross, I have to pee a lot because I drink a lot of water and he and I walk for hours at a time. So when you got to go, you really do got to go. Like, I can understand that rage. I have peed in so many disgusting park porta potties over the last couple of weeks walking this dog. This dog, now today it may be different because it's cold as hell.

But like, who know, it's raining and cold, but this dog will still go out because he's a lunatic. But when you walk your dog for long stretch and you got to pee, some of these parks only have port-a-potties, and they are vile. I don't know if there's anything I like less than a port-a-potty. They are just disgusting, and I feel bad for women that have to use these things. They're gross. So I kind of understand it. If, like, this guy is just loitering at the bathroom and you have to take a leak, it's one thing. Now, if he's actually on the toilet too, like, he's got to go.

Now, if this guy's just standing there cranking his yank or yanking his crank at the urinal or something, that's a different story. But if the guy's on the commode doing a 10-200 and he's got to go, you've got to deal with that. That's the rules of the bathroom. He can't just get up and pinch one off because you have to take a leak as well. It squatters rights. He owns that toilet until he gets off of it. So many people carry knives now. Where are all those liberals now?

We need to get knife control. Substitute elementary teacher arrested at school with a beach. EAC over four times the legal limit. Now, there's a fun story. What's up with these substitute teachers? I feel like every day there's some story about a substitute teacher, you know, giving kids drugs or being high or drunk at school. A lot of rod buildings in the building.

A substitute teacher at Bay Lane Elementary in Muskego, Wisconsin was arrested on October 30th for being drunk on the job. An adult at the school raised concerns and police found 30-year-old Christopher Rias under the influence of alcohol. Police say he had driven to the school while drunk, and as a bonus, officers discovered Rias had an active warrant for a third OWI offense and was not supposed to be drinking alcohol at all due to bail conditions. He had slurred speech, bloodshot eyes, and smelled like alcohol, and a breath test showed his blood alcohol level was 0.36, which was more than four times the legal limit. He was arrested in charge with bail jumping and his fourth OWI. The school principals said the students were never at any risk.

didn't want to hurt anybody. Look, you should give the guy credit because, like, a lot of these substitutes wouldn't have shown up if they were still hammered. This guy was committed to the job. And I think that's important. Like, we always talk about how people lack commitment now and all this. This guy was hammered off his ass, bloodshot eyes, four times the legal limit. My man still showed up. First of all, got himself to work, which is impressive, didn't kill anybody on the ride there, and still taught the youth of this country as a substitute teacher. And by that, I mean, he probably rolled in the TV and they probably watched like some drug video or something like that. Like you always did when the substitute came.

But still, that there's something to be said about sticking to something, right? There's something to be said about making a commitment and being committed to it, right? You've got to view it that way. Let's see here. Other stuff. This one is millennials admit these 2000s trends were actually horrifying. Let's see what these trends are that they considered horrifying. Everything everybody posted on the internet ever.

We all had our top friends on MySpace, our angst on live journal, and tweeted all the things. Okay. So I see it. So this is like a Reddit type of deal here. Thinking everyone over 120 pounds was fat. Here's the thing, friend. You're not the one that thinks everybody over 120 pounds is fat. That's the body mass index that thinks everybody over 120 pounds.

pounds is fat. You're not the problem. Science and medicine is the problem. Thank you very much. America's next top model was my entire personality for years. I used to think Tyra was empowering us, but now I look back and realize how humiliating some of those challenges were. Making girls posing coffins or darken their skin tone? That show needs to be studied in a lab. binge drinking it was common to see celebrities getting messily drunk and stumble or be carried out of clubs and it reflected 20-something culture back then today we don't celebrate those moments we encourage our friends to get help and say oh shut up i'm throwing this story this is stupid my god i mean i understand the point of the story was to be like hey this is like cringy stuff

and blah blah blah blah but shut up all right so stop that one let's see see next story is this one let's see Nancy Pelosi no I don't feel like getting into that 2007 oh the farmer's almanac is going away that's sad so no more predictions for the weather and I think that might be it let's see here uh yeah there we go I think that's all I think that's all from the stack of stories that we didn't get to on the show today so we will throw those away and we will move on to something else.