The Josh Innes Show - Sunday Football Recap

Episode Date: October 14, 2024

We've been drinking beer and enjoying a lovely day of NFL Football. The Texans won. That's good. I never felt they'd lose. But, was it as dominant as we wanted? The Eagles suck and Sirianni is gonna be out sooner than later. The Cowboys are stooges. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, Jamokes! Welcome in. It's Josh and Jilly. It is Sunday, 6.35-ish. So, for the most part, all the football games are over. Well, the night game, of course, still has to come. And the Cowboys game is wrapping up. It is only currently still going because Aiden Hutchinson just had his leg destroyed in a very gnarly way, so there was a long delay there, and that sucked. I feel bad for him. He's so good. He is good. He seems like a nice guy.

You don't see stories like that very often, where there's a guy who's from the area, grew up rooting for the team, went to college in the state, and then gets to play for the pro team. That's a fascinating thing. That doesn't happen. I guess you could argue a Teron Matthew in a situation like that, sort of. But it's not like the Honey Badger started with the Saints, but he grew up in the area, went to LSU, and now he plays for the Saints. Like, that's pretty cool. That's a neat thing.

But, like, you don't see something, like, on that high of a level where a guy gets drafted by the team he grew up rooting for. He plays college in the state, for he plays college in the state and he grew up in the state like that's a that is fascinating to me so uh but his leg is just destroyed so his year's over I would guess uh considering that he was on the field for like 15 minutes 20 minutes as they had to cart him off so I would guess that Aiden Hutchinson's pretty screwed and that's unfortunate for him uh it obviously um sucks but the lions they're just over here like yeah we rule they're four and one now yeah fuck the cowboys yeah dude the cowboys are so bad i um so i needed all i needed was a cd lamb tud yeah i missed several parlays

by one today but the um this one yeah i got my Montgomery touch because, you know, David Montgomery never lets me down. Nope, never. But, yeah, CD, that's all I needed to hit. Well, I took a parlay. I used a bonus that they gave me with, I guess it would have been FanDuel, for a touchdown parlay. So I took Derrick Henry to score a touchdown and David Montgomery to score a touchdown and boosted.

That almost got to plus 200. That was easy money, those two guys. The other one I had was a plus 7,600 on DraftKings. It was Tank Dell. Yep. Check. Yep. It was Terry McLaurin.

Check. Check. Who was the other one in that? Oh, I wrote it on Facebook. Oh, A.J. Brown. Check. And then Chris Alave, who died two plays into the Saints game. Yes, he did.

Plus 7,600, folks. One of my favorite plays of the day was Chris Alave over 47.5 yards. Chris Alave died one play into the Saints game. And then it's worse because they just leave it up there as open. So every time you open the app, you're like, yeah. And all all those tuds they all hit in the first half of the first games yeah so i was like this fucking rules and then you know a lot of it was dead and like this is not rule well that happened for me too so i had a five leg touchdown parlay that boosted was plus 10,000. I put $20 on it. It would have won $2,200, I believe. And the first three of it hit almost instantly in those early games.

Like the first touchdown, Tank Dell. Tank Dell was in it. I gave you that one. You did. So Tank Dell was in it. And then who was the other? Well, obviously it was my boy Shahid who returned to punt for a touchdown so I got him so basically the first that one basically the first three legs of this thing hit like bang bang bang

very easily so I was left up to CeeDee Lamb to get a touchdown and um and Darnell Mooney to get a touchdown for Atlanta you should be happy Darnell Mooney did not get a tut or you'd be in my boat of missing because of CeeDee Lamb and the Cowboys being absolute dog shit. You are correct. They're terrible. But at one time they gave me a cash out option of like 350 bucks on a $20 bet and I probably should have taken it.

But I'm like, it's a $20 bet. I'll let it ride. And then neither one of my guys came close. For me, I'd have been like, shit, a $20 bet. I'll let it ride. And then neither one of my guys came close. For me, I would have been like, shit, a $20 bet. Because again, I still didn't do. So what did we do the math today? I picked 11 people to score tuds correctly today. Yes, you did.

Which, by the way, is an accomplishment. Because most touchdown score props are usually plus money. Unless it's like a situation. Well, like David Montgomery usually isn't. And same with Derrick Henry. But for the most part, you're getting plus money on every touchdown score. So imagine how I put together an 11-tud parlay with those 11 that hit today. Yes, that would have been plus $1 million.

I would have been rich. But instead, I got fucked by CeeDee Lamb in one. The Chris Olave one we talked about. And then I missed the third touchdown parlay by Saquon Barkley. By the way, the Eagles. And again, you always say play your favorites. Saquon was one of my favorites today. Well, how about next week?

You just put $5 on every touchdown score you like and see what happens. If you hit half of them, you break even. So the Eagles do suck. Can I borrow $45? Yeah, I'll give you 45 and you can take put five whatever you want to put i will send you 50 that's the bit then you send me 45 and i will put five dollars on nine touchdown scores let's see what happens okay and some of them are going to be more value than others obviously too so like you might put five dollars on a one that's plus

you know 150 versus 100 so you there's you're gonna be up because you are brilliant at picking these things you just you just build these huge parlays so they don't work it was a three-leg touchdown parlay that missed that's the hard part four-leg touchdown parlay that missed either way these aren't huge i know but either way one thing we did learn, or multiple things we learned, is that the Cowboys continue to be fucking awful. I mean, what the fuck, man? I took Dak and Jared Goff to combine for 550.

I felt if I got 300-plus passing yards out of Jared Goff, I'd easily hit 550, but Dak was terrible. Also, shout-out to Emily, your sister. She won her first parlay tonight. Emily took Jared Goff to throw for 250, a David Montgomery Anytime Ted, and the Detroit Moneyline. How about that? What did she

win? I don't know. She just sent me. I want to know the details. Don't sit there and tell me that you won. I want to know. I think she missed CJ by like 25 yards. I was in that situation too with CJ. want to know and if she i think she missed cj by like 25 yards oh yeah another one yeah now i was in that situation too with cj but it's just i mean look oh yeah i missed that one that was another

one i missed by one i needed cj for 225 it was a seven-legger that one was a bit ridiculous but i played like a bunch of guys to throw for 200 and the will levis interception but cj was 225 and i'm like yeah he can do that all right well let's look at a couple things here the cowboys are terrible i think the eagles are terrible their coach is like trying to fight with people in the stands then passing it off it's like i'm just messing with him um i mean he's on what i love here's what i love about watching this dingus uh sirianni in philadelphia so he came in like gung-ho now granted he went to the super bowl so and he probably should have won that super Bowl game. He kind of got screwed.

So if he wins that, maybe things are different. Although Doug Peterson won the Super Bowl and got fired a couple years later, so maybe it doesn't make a difference. People forget real fast, especially in Philadelphia, right? They all clamor for a championship, and then the second you suck, they're like, fuck you, you're out. So whatever. It is what it is. But if you look at the Eagles and you look at sirianni sirianni

came in like guns blazing wearing all like the the gear he'd wear like the random t-shirts he would do all that shit and then like to like all the philly shirts and he acts like mr philly hardo and he's one of the dudes and then the second thing start turning and the team doesn't play well and they all kind of turn on you dude then the second things start turning and the team doesn't play well and they all kind of turn on you. Dude looks like he wants to fight people in the stands. Like it's fucking amazing. I love watching the meltdown of Nick Sirianni.

It is impossible for someone to survive in Philadelphia unless you're like Jason Kelsey. Give Jason Kelsey credit. Jason Kelsey has been able to, you know, build his universe and being in Philadelphia and he's embraced it. Like when I was there, people didn't like Jason Kelsey credit. Jason Kelsey has been able to build his universe and being in Philadelphia, and he's embraced it. Like when I was there, people didn't like Jason Kelsey. They thought Jason Kelsey was overrated.

They were sick of hearing him talk, and now he's like this hero that does Campbell's or Chunky Soup commercials and all this shit. But give him credit because he's been able to figure out how to win these people over, and they never turned on him. Mostly, almost everybody in that city has the fan base turn on him I think they've turned on Jalen Hurts I think they've turned on a lot of people I think they've turned on the Phillies it turned on Philly Rob they turned on Philly Rob Mr. Philly Rob with his giant ears and his old wacky fucking rag doll looking face and they've turned on him they turn

on everybody they've turned on Embiid they've turned on him. They turn on everybody. They've turned on Embiid. They've turned on everybody in Philadelphia. Yet, Jason Kelce has survived. So give him credit. Do you think so? Was this Sirianni's Bill O'Brien fuck you motherfucker, you suck too moment? Not quite, because it doesn't sound like he said anything vulgar, but he looked like

he wanted to fight some guy. Because in his mind, like, hey, we won an NFL football game. Give us credit. No, you beat the shitty Browns the Browns are terrible and you barely beat the shitty Browns who should have tied it but they're pussies who went for a fucking field goal after like seven botched plays in the red zone well the thing is they had it down at like the two and then they kept losing yards and

getting penalties then they kick the field goal you're absolutely right they are total dog shit kicking a field goal down seven with like two and They are total dog shit. Kicking a field goal down seven with like two and a half, three minutes ago is stupid. You weren't going to get a stop. You're dipshits. So congratulations. You beat the shitty Browns. Swing your dicks around a little bit. The Eagles are not good. The coach sucks. The quarterback sucks. That team is not good. You can tell me all you want about the eagles the shitty saints who just gave up 51 fucking points to tampa should have beaten the uh the the eagles at home they blew that damn game so spare me the idea that the eagles are good or the eagles are a contender

the eagles stink now congrats like you're look but look what division you're in. The Giants are going to get their asses knocked out tonight by the Bengals. The Cowboys just had 40 plus hung on them at home. Lost by 40 some odd points at home. On Jerry's birthday. On Jerry's fucking birthday. That division stinks.

Washington is solid. They lost. Washington played a solid game. I didn't expect them to beat uh the the Ravens they played well against the Ravens so give them credit like again they're a young team they're viewed differently they have a a rookie quarterback okay we're talking about two teams that have experienced veteran quarterbacks who are mediocre the Eagles are mediocre and the Cowboys might actually fucking suck like congratulations you're three and three one of your wins is against the browns who as we've noted are one of the biggest dog shit teams on the planet so congratulations to you cow you beat the the

steelers who have justin fields at quarterback congrats so uh they stink. Dax stinks. The whole damn thing stinks. So Saints suck. Hey, I will say this, though. I said to take the passing yards from my man Spencer Rattler. Motherfucker took him towards the end, but he got it. And they were in that damn game. That game was pathetic. I thought the Saints-Eagles was pathetic when the Saints had a blocked punt, when the Saints were forcing turnovers. Like, to lose that game I thought

was pathetic. Oh no. To have a game in which you return a punt for a touchdown, intercept three passes, and, oh by the way, score 27 points in a quarter, and you lose by like 30 fire Dennis Allen get rid of this son of a bitch hey look I thought there were some good things I saw out of Spencer Rattler look it's his first game ever like when we judge like a Bo Nix we didn't judge him the same way we would judge Rattler mostly because like a Rattler comes in and like that's a team that thinks they still have a shot to compete so it's a different thing he came in replaced a starter that got hurt that's a team that thinks they still have a shot to compete, so it's a different thing. He came in, replaced a starter that got hurt. That's a big-money starter. Bo Nix was just anointed the starter in Denver,

so maybe people didn't have the highest of expectations for him. Or same thing, you view things differently with, say, a Jaden Daniels. But I thought Spencer Rattler came in, played fairly well. First half, I thought he was really solid. And then he didn't complete a pass for a very long time. Well, no, because Todd Bowles figured the shit out. Todd Bowles said, watch this, and he just ruined this dude's life. Like, the game plan totally changed defensively for them in the second half,

and they just eviscerated him. But he threw for the yards for me, and that's all that matters. And I believe Olave would have had his yards, if not for the fact that he was concussed on the second goddamn play of the game. Would have had that time. Would have had that time. Would have had that time. No doubt. So Saints suck, obviously.

There's something called Bub got a Tud. Dude, this guy Bub, what's the fucker's last name? Bub something or another. This dude, never heard of him in my life, is like the number one target in the game for Spencer Rattler. So next week you might want to bet on Bub because Bub's out there making catches. Number 16 for the Saints.

Bub making all sorts of shit happen. Other NFL shit, Ravens continue. They're going to win that division, obviously, no matter what the Bengals do. Bengals are going to win tonight. Hopefully they throw for a combined 500 yards in that game. That'd be super sweet. I will tell you about a play I did hit that really was wild.

So on DraftKings, they have this thing where you can bet on the total yardage of the field goals in a game. So distance, like it'll be an over under 115 yards in field goals. I didn't hit this thing until a garbage time field goal from Atlanta to go up by 18 with like two minutes to go but it happened so I hit a parlay with that which was pretty sweet it was did you miss the the overall field goals in every game by the Patriots let's see I I think I might have I'm trying to think of the games this afternoon so So the Cowboys made a field. Obviously, they made field goals. The Lions made field goals. Did the Panthers?

Yeah, the Panthers made a field goal at least. So did Atlanta. And then what happened? Did both the Steelers and the Raiders make field goals too? I think I may have missed. It was plus 2,600. So I put 50 bucks on it. It would have won 1,300.

I think I missed it was plus 2600 so i put 50 bucks on it would have won 1300 i think i missed it by one and it was the fucking patriots who got their ass well they got their asses kicked but they didn't get their asses kicked it was a weird game because like it was always out of reach but then it wasn't out of reach like you felt like the texans and you don't feel like you know the texans are obviously a better team and we told you to take a drake may interception you got that i told you to take um the chargers and the broncos had a field goal right yep okay so watching that texans game though they were like they were obviously better and they were always like out of reach but in reach it was a very weird game and they still won by 20 yet it doesn't feel like they blew them out like like it like it was too close like at one

time it was like a seven point game late in the third quarter i think so yeah i think you missed it by the the patriots because steelers and raiders each had a field goal too yeah so how about that the patriots a shitty team um that that has no wait no i think i think the raiders did not have a field goal daniel carlson was a zero for zero okay well then they make i feel better but i would listen if you're someone that likes to bet on this shit you're somewhere where you can do this i would always go to fan duel and take the uh the total field goals not total it's just every team to make a field goal. And that is a fun bet to play.

And I did hit it last year. The part that sucked, though, last year is it was plus 20,000 one weekend. We were in Houston. We were visiting PK and Denise. And we went to the Texans and Colts game. And before we had left town, I had put the play in. It was every team to make a field goal. And it was plus 20,000. And I put $10 on it, I believe, and won $1,000 on that. Now it's a lot lower. I guess

more teams are kicking field goals. It was only plus 2,600. But still, plus 2,600 is pretty solid. You put 50 bucks on that, it would have won $1,300, and I missed it by two field goals. Other football stuff that happened today, I'm trying to think of some of the more interesting things. There really wasn't a ton, because a lot of these matchups weren't really that sexy. Obviously, the Lions beating the shit out of the Cowboys. The Cowboys continue to suck.

As far as the Texans go, I was never concerned they were going to lose, but I was sort of concerned that the game was kind of hanging around and they were keeping it closer than it needed to be. Obviously, there were a couple of turnovers in there that played a factor in that, but they won by 20 points. So it's hard for me to sit back and go, oh boy, I'm kind of worried that they didn't beat the Patriots enough. They rattled. And I get that Drake May threw for like 240 something in the go, oh boy, I'm kind of worried that they didn't beat the Patriots enough. They rattled. And I get that Drake May threw for like 240-something in the game, but he also turned the

ball over. So, I'm not overly concerned about that. Now next week, we get a fun one. Next week, we get a fun one. All I know is I might take over 600 passing yards in that game because we get the Packers and we get the Texans we get Jordan Love who's

one of my favorites against CJ Stroud who's one of my favorites there's going to be a lot of offense by the way Jordan Love came through for me on a passing yardage over today much love to you Jordan Love I did let people down by taking Jaden Reed who I guess now that Watson's back maybe Jaden Reed ain't going to be getting the same number of uh all the action he was getting and Dobbs is back today, too. Those were two guys they didn't have last week. So maybe Jayden Reed is no longer the play. But I got to go back and look at my prop for Christian Watson against the Texans.

All that dude does is catch bombs. And that's the thing. The tech for about two catches a game. And it's usually a long time. And the thing is, the Texans still gave up a big play Kayshaun Boutte of all people who I don't even know still played he's most famous for being a guy who burst onto the scene at LSU then disappeared and then while in the NFL we find out that the guy was gambling on games when he was in college on Fandle dude would spit spit the dude but I guess you gotta give him some credit but

like the dude was spending hours like more than I spend on FanDuel and DraftKings. This dude would just bet all fucking day, which, man, in my own heart, but even more than I was. And I think the problem was he was underage. That was part of it, too. He lied or used a fake ID or he lied about his age to do it or had somebody open the account for him and then he would just do it. I forgot how it all went. But as far as that i'm looking forward to the texans and packers that's gonna be fun is that in green bay yes oh

boy that's gonna be fun we should do it look we're going to arkansas next week or i'd say we're just driving to green bay let's get nuts but we're going to uh arkansas next weekend to see the lsu tigers top 10 team in the country by the way team that went out and got the big dub over the lane train in Baton Rouge, Louisiana. Overtime, let's fucking go. Which means they're in a prime letdown spot, by the way. I hope they don't let down because we're going to the game. They're a four and a half point favorite in that game against the Arkansas Razorbacks.

I mean, Arkansas did have a bye this week. But does it still stand that, I mean, they beat Tennessee their last game. They stormed the field. That's true. Are they still in a letdown spot or does it cancel stand that i mean they beat tennessee their last game that they stormed the field that's true are they still in a letdown spot or does it cancel out because of the buy it may somewhat cancel out but i think it's a benefit to to arkansas to have not played this week they get kind of rest lsu just played a rough fucking game uh a physical game the best defensive game they've played in like two years. So I'm excited for that.

We're going to drive to Arkansas on Friday. That'll be fun. Anything else stand out to you? Any other of the games? I did tell the people to play, what's his name in Los Angeles, said to play him. That was easy. I mean, that was the easiest money on the planet.

Who the fuck am I thinking of? The fucking quarterback for the fucking chargers herbert justin herbert uh justin herbert i told you to play him his was like 170 70 hadn't thrown for 180 yards all year he threw for like 250 or something that was easy peasy uh saints play denver next week uh hideous um i mean i take the? I don't know. You would think that, but maybe not. I mean, the Saints still did score 27 points today, although... Pretty much accidentally.

Yes, but they did score 27 points. If they would have scored some more touchdowns when they got those turnovers, maybe things would have been different. But they're a crappy team, and we know they're a crappy team, and it is what it is. Trying to think of some of the other games, I mean, nothing really popped. Not really any, like, dramatic finishes or anything. Like, eh.

Yeah. Not an overly exciting week of football, except losing four parlays by one leg. But whatever. That is fair. Fine. I'm trying to think. I mean, you had the good game with Washington and the Ravens.

I think this game could be sneakily good tonight. You think so? I do. I mean, it's going to be a lot ofs. I think this game could be sneakily good tonight. You think so? I do. I mean, it's going to be a lot of points, I think. I hope so, because that means they might throw for 500 yards. Let's fucking go. I'm here for that party. Hook it up.

But yeah, there really wasn't anything that was overly awesome. I mean, you had the Colts beating the Titans, and that only matters because the Colts still kind of hover around. They played a much better defensive game than they have. Will Levis continues to be terrible. I was also wrong on Calvin Ridley. You want to talk about a fucking embarrassment. I said take Calvin Ridley to have 47 receiving years.

This motherfucker didn't even have a catch. He shit on the coaches and the team for that, too, so that's kind of fun. Yeah. Falcons win. I guess he was targeted eight times, too. So that's kind of fun. Yeah. Falcons win. I guess he was targeted eight times, to be fair. But had no catches. Falcons continue to win games. I'm looking at the TV right now.

Nick Sirianni is, dude, he is such a hard on. Like, just a completely unlikable douche. Just a doucher. Even Meltzer called him insufferable. he is he's 100% insufferable he's a total toolbox like you like they're just he's hanging on by a thread I would not be shocked if he's out at the end of the season especially if they continue to you know I mean look they're fine at the moment record wise they collapsed last year uh late like he is a douche and the fans i like they don't like him and that does that matter maybe maybe not but they don't like him at all

like he has lost the fan base mostly because the team's just not playing well but what a fucking doofus this guy is total doofus by the way the Buccaneers scored the second most points they've ever scored in a football game today against the Saints. 51 points, which is wild because the Saints were up at halftime and the Saints had the ball going into halftime with a chance to go up by a score and then got the ball to start the second half. Holy shit. But I'm at a point now where I'm like, the Saints don't have a chance. I just want to see if Spencer Rattler can toss it. That's what I'm here for. I want to watch Spencer Rattler throw the damn football and see what he can do. That's what I'm here for.

If I can see that, cool. I'm down with that. You were much less angry today despite the outcome. I think it's because Derek Carr wasn't there. Yeah, he brings me just, I'm miserable watching Derek Carr. I should say he wasn't there. He was there. And when they showed him on the sidelines, you were so angry every time.

I was. He was sitting there talking to Spencer Rattler. I'm like, don't listen to this sack of shit. He doesn't know anything. He sucks ass. Don't listen to it. If Derek Carr says it, ignore it. It sucks. That's what happened.

Derek Carr talked him over the second half. It wasn't Todd Bowles. Oh, yeah. Yeah. It was Derek Carr. It may have been Derek Carr. It might have been. Todd Bowles didn't yeah it was Derek Carr it may have been Derek Carr it might have been Todd Bowles didn't do anything differently made a walked up to him and like Spencey look we're winning a half

just keep doing you bro or some stupid shit like that right yeah I blame Derek Carr I do I blame Derek Carr for everything him and Dennis Allen the good here's why like this loss doesn't bother me because like I don't think we're going anywhere anyway so i hope they fire the coach and somehow or fire they find a way to get rid of fucking derrick carr and they just rebuild the shit we've had like 20 almost 20 solid years of fun football in new orleans i say almost really the last three or four years have kind of sucked but between 2006 and 2000 about 20 you had more good than bad so So, shit, I tell you. Oof. But I was mad.

The Saints game against the Eagles upset me because I was like, hey, we could win this. We should be 3-0. We were there. I was trying to explain to my friend Martin how I enjoy going to the Dome more than I enjoy going to LSU games. I like going to LSU games. And, like, if I were at that game last night where it's nobody fucking leaving, it's electric, calling bat, rouge, we got laser fucking light shows, I probably would love it.

But I love going to the Dome. The Dome is like my favorite place to see a sporting event anywhere. I just love the vibe of it. You feel like it's giant. It feels like it's immense. I fucking love the Dome. And when we were there for the Eagles game, it was fucking electric. Yeah, because they were still 2-0 at the time.

People were very excited. And we should have fucking won. And then we showed up. Yeah, and ruined it all. We ruined the party. And at once we've been to a Saints game, haven't they? Nope, that's true. Well, we're not going again.

So, unless, no, I guess there is no way to go. We thought about going to see them in Green Bay But no Seems like a lot of work for a shitty team Yeah it does Doesn't it Jilly It does seem like a lot of work for a shitty team Meanwhile Denise is like excited the Texans

Are winning which she keeps texting me she's like But this sucks they're winning because our tickets are going to be More expensive yeah we're going to Houston here I I guess, in 13, 12 days because we're going to fly out on Friday, Saturday. Okay, so about 13 days. We're going to fly out. We're going to try to go to the Texans game when they play the Colts at home.

We've got to find tickets. The problem is the better they are, the more expensive the tickets are. So if anyone knows anyone or has four that they would like to work with us, we're open. We're certainly open. We need four. Four in the air. Hey, I got four. We got four fingers in the air. We're looking for four tickets for the

Texans-Colts game in two weeks. So we'll see. And to be clear, we're not asking them for free. If you're selling, you want to cut us a deal, we're willing to work with you here. But I figured it's worth asking. Yes.

And it should be fun. I love going to games there too, but it's different. If you go to the fucking Louisiana Superdome or the Caesars Superdome or the Mercedes-Benz Superdome or whatever the fuck they call it now, it's a different vibe, man. I fucking love going to that place, especially when the Saints are good. I've seen a lot of football games there. But I was trying to explain that to my buddy who's like,

I just don't get into the Saints as much as I get into LSU. And I'm like, I get it. By the way, I don't like that everybody storms the fucking field when you beat teams now. Like, LSU is a better overall program and has been since the dawn of time than Ole Miss. Yet somehow we're going out storming the field whenever we beat Ole Miss. And like I'm annoyed by it, but on the other hand, I'm like every fucking school does this now.

Like everybody. Like what was the game we were watching on Friday when Arizona State beat Utah? And like Utah's number 16? And like who the fuck storms the field when you beat number 16? You're 5-1. Why are you storming the field? Because you beat the number 16 team in the country who fucking cares the field is so overrated now it doesn't mean anything like everybody does it people just want their selfies on the field it's selfish it's actually a selfish thing like that's why it means nothing to me like

it's like fans trying to take over the venue and i don't like it now again I'm like I'm all about the like the fun and that's why I don't bitch about it as much anymore I'm just like listen I understand it it is what it is mean anything now like hey let's like look at these playoff games coming up right let's say you're a fucking I don't know Boise State playing at Oregon in the playoff, right? And Oregon beats you and storms the field. No, and Boise State upsets Oregon. You storm... I guess they wouldn't storm the field. Yeah, I was wondering where you were going with that.

I don't know, but I'm saying it doesn't mean anything. No. You've got to save it for the really big games. As you've always said, rankings don't really matter. They don't, but that's the thing, though. I will say Vandy beating Alabama. That's probably the one field storm I would support this year. Well, and that's the thing is, like, LSU was slightly ranked.

Act like you've been there. Well, again, nobody does that anymore. But, like, that's why I don't get mad about it anymore because everyone fucking does it. It's stupid. But, like, I don't want LSU storming the field after beating fucking Ole Miss because Ole Miss is a loser program. But, like, everybody does it now. So what do you say? the field after beating fucking Ole Miss because Ole Miss is a loser program but like everybody does it now so what do you like everybody does it and they want to have these moments and whatever I don't like it but speaking of Vanderbilt good for them I thought they'd get

they'd lose to Kentucky they were a two touchdown underdog to Kentucky coming off the Alabama win all of a sudden fucking Vanderbilt I'm more impressed by Vanderbilt beating Kentucky this weekend than beating Alabama. As we saw, Alabama kind of fucking sucks. They should have lost to South Carolina, but South Carolina couldn't convert a two-point conversion. Then South Carolina got the onside kick and couldn't beat them. And the disrespect, by the way.

Shout out to the Nashville folks listening to this. Not ranking Vandy. I know. That's stupid. Vanderbilt right now is clearly one of the top 25 teams. I don't get it all into ranking.

I don't give a shit. It's based on media dipshit. I've said this I know you're like oh you can't they should should be undefeated. They should have beat

Mizzou. And well Georgia Southern that's unfortunate. OK beat them. But I don't. But at that point like you should have could have what you lost to

Georgia Southern like Missouri. They should number 25. That's all I'm, you should have, could have, would have. You lost to Georgia Southern. Like Missouri, they should have. They should have been at number 25. That's all I'm saying. And by the way, Missouri fucking sucks too. Rank them is my point. They should be ranked. But again, we're talking about dipshit media people. They're fucking imbeciles.

That's why I don't care about rankings. Rankings mean absolutely nothing to me. So Vanderbilt, I'm more impressed by the fact that they were able to bounce back. I say bounce back, not have a letdown after beating Alabama for the biggest win in program history. I thought they would go. And I think that was on the road, right? That was at Kentucky. So do you think now because they avoided that letdown, do they like blow this shit at home to Ball State next week?

No, they'll beat Ball State. I mean, they lost to Georgia State. Was it Georgia State or Georgia State? Georgia State. Okay. Either way. and then they played texas imagine if they ruined texas that'd be something it's i don't think they will by the way speaking of what a dog shit team oklahoma is my god like we knew they were but like the red river shootout was a total fucking waste of time and we don't call it the red river rivalry because we're not pansies.

It's the fucking Red River Shootout. Explain to me how Oklahoma State can have a mascot called Pistol fucking Pete and have guns and shit. But the Oklahoma-Texas game has to be called the Red River Rivalry. Suck a dick. Nobody cares about that shit. It is the Red River Shootout. And if you are someone who ever refers to it as the Red River Rivalry, you have a vagina. And you suck.

Enjoy voting for Kamala. Anyway. Heist person. You're a heist person. It is heist person, not heist man. But ma'am, his name is not a heist man. His name is heist man. That's his name.

Heist person. You son of a bitch. Can we also talk about the burnt ends you made tonight? Well, they are poor man's burnt ends with a chuck roast, but they are delicious. They were outstanding. That was a good, like,

we changed it up this week because usually what happens is you make these chuck roasts and they're really good, but they're not done until like 11 o'clock at night and then by that time you don't remember eating them.

I'm a degenerate. And sometimes I don't either, but we had these at like, you know, five o'clock at night and then by that time you don't remember eating them i'm a degenerate and sometimes i don't either but we had these at like you know five o'clock in the afternoon they were delightful there's like turkey tenderloins on there now i know i'm gonna have to go check to make sure i'm not overcooking them right now but yeah so last night i was up until 2 2 30 in the morning doing your drunken podcast i was drunken podcasting texting with my friend aj and uh i was like i'm gonna put this fucking chuck roast on the smoker now and i did it low and fucking slow 180 degrees baby on the traeger and i let it smoke for hours i'm just like i'm not gonna let this thing go until i feel like it's right so i took it off at about 180 degrees i put it in a pan put some broth in the pan put

it back in there until it got good and tender cut it up into some cubes put some broth in the pan, put it back in there until it got good and tender, cut it up into some cubes, put it back into the pan. And then I covered it in like a little bit of agave and a little bit of Kansas City barbecue sauce, then let it get good and tacked up. And it was exquisite. And yeah, I make my fucking briskets and my fucking meats on a Traeger and a pellet grill. I'm not a real man, I'm aware, but I don't give a fuck. Come at me with your bullshit. Come at me. Oh boy, so I guess Aiden Hutchinson has got to stay overnight at a hospital in Dallas. That's not good.

I think they're going to have to amputate. He said it's a tibia injury, so I assume they're doing surgery. He's going to be there for a while. Yeah, that sucks. I feel bad for him. You can't go home, too. You're just in Dallas. You're not in your home city. That sucks. That does suck.

What time is it? It's 7.08, so it's about time for the... It's about time for the Sunday night football. I got to see if my man Joey B and his friend... Whatever the fuck. What's that at? Let's go, Jamar. Touch.

I also need... I did take a bet for Jamar Chase to have his longest reception of 24 and a half yards. I took a lot of shit, but I know most of them revolve around Joey B throwing two tuds and Jamar catching one tud. Well, let's go then. So we're going to go outside, drink some more beer, watch some more football. It's getting chilly, by the way, here. It is. So I'll say I got to go check on my turkey tenderloins and see if they're doing good.

And maybe tonight, if I'm feeling frisky, I might do another one of these. Might not. Who knows? We'll see.