The Josh Innes Show - Sunday Night Drunken Recap

Episode Date: November 18, 2024

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as I've gotten punched in the dick a little bit today. My dick hurts. Look, I don't know what to tell you. My dick is chafed and swollen. You don't have a beer? What are you doing? My beer's out. Oh, grab my beer. Sorry, I accidentally left my beer outside. Don't kick your beer over.

Shit. Had a couple of things that if they would have worked out, things would have been fine, but I missed a couple of things. And here we are. Well, then go get me another beer out of the cooler. Boy, I've had a lot of beers. So we're getting ready for that. Hopefully I hit a couple of those tonight and get back to close to even.

But shit. Today, especially these afternoon games, punch me in the dick. Some early games, punch me in the dick. I missed two, two bets by a yard in the first leg of games, which would have been nice, but I missed two of them by a yard. That would be the Justin Jefferson, which, by the way, the Justin Jefferson play that I told you guys to take, which was over 80 and a half, did hit. But when I got in on it this afternoon before the game started, so this morning, it was 81 and a half, so I missed it by a fucking yard. I missed that, and I missed Jameer Gibbs by a yard. The running back for the Lions who just dismantled the fucking Jaguars. I don't know. As we sit here at 632, I don't know if the Jaguars have fired Doug Peterson yet, but I would imagine that they're pretty close to doing so because that was like their worst loss ever or their second worst loss in the team's history or some such shit that was the worst loss in the

history of the jacksonville jaguars so bad was against the lines in the 90s 1995 i believe you said so ah shit so um there's only one bush light left in the fridge and i feel like you need to finish the purple hazes you bought for lsu a few weeks ago. We also have a shit ton of we have the shiners. Yes, but you should finish the purple hazes first because you don't appreciate the shiners right now because you're already hammered. Okay, well then I'll drink after I drink. How many

bush lights are left? One. This one? No, there's one more in the fridge. Is there any more in the cooler? I don't think so. Alright, so then I will drink purple hazes. I don't give a fuck. I'm going to be fucking blitzed. There's three purple hazes for you to finish tonight. It's an empty the fridge party because we got a turkey we're trying to brine in there next week. Yeah, and by the way, I made some delicious turkey last night, and I made some delicious oxtails, which I have no idea how to even make oxtails, but I made them.

Wait, can we finally agree? Because for weeks and weeks and weeks, months, I've been begging you to make more turkey on the smoker. Yeah. And I have to literally beg you and buy it myself for you to make it. Can you finally admit that the turkey on the smoker is the best? The turkey is, but I will say this. Today we made a delicious pork butt, and I let that bad boy rest for about two hours after it came off the smoker, had it wrapped up. Can we agree that the pork butt and the pulled

pork today is the best pulled pork we've ever had 100 it's fucking amazing so we got that and uh i'll drink some purple haze i don't give a shit my pas there's 6.3 that's what i'm drinking i don't want those ipa man no no no you just like nasty shit i'm like bush lattes 6.3 bitch somebody sent me a message the other day and they're like i've been looking for these bush lattes but i can't find them i'm like i wonder if this person knows that i mean bush lights because like it's not everywhere what the people call them bush lattes no i don't think bush lights i mean it's not very popular i don't i've never seen bush light in texas there's got a come on it's not very popular. I've never seen Bush Light in Texas. There's got to. Come on. It's fucking Bush Light. Head for the mountains of Bush Light beer.

Of course there's Bush Lights in Texas. Because you did buy it as a joke, but it's not like prominent. It has to be. So I believe, and I don't remember the name of this person, so I don't know. And I'm not trying to rip you. I love you. The picture we saw the other day was funny. I think it was when your grandpa, who wasn't actually your grandpa, but you called grandpa, died.

Yep. He loves the Bush beer because he's from Missouri. Well, he loves the Cardinals. And I would drink the Bush beer because the Cardinals and all that. Yes. But when he passed, you bought like a big, like a 40 of Bush Light in Houston. And you're like, I'm going to drink this as a joke. You're like, this is the worst shit I've ever had.

And now here we are. And now I love it. I love Bush Light. There's no way that you can't go to a gas station or a liquor store and fucking you there's no way you can't go to specs in Texas and get some fucking bush lattes there's no way that's not possible that you can't get that but um either way here we are uh after a nice Sunday of football Saturday was not a good Saturday of football because LSU's an abortion. The kind that the liberals like. A really nasty one. Wait, what are you doing?

That's CBS what's on TV right now. That's where 60 Minutes is. Well, we can put on the Sunday football night in America so we can see highlights of all the shit we've already watched that I didn't hit. I won a parlay today. And I hit a couple things too, but I should have had a touchdown parlay,

but the dickhead Kareem Hunt didn't score, so that didn't hit. And I don't know what I said on the pod. Like, I vaguely remember. I mean, we weren't hammered, but I still just didn't pay that much attention. But I feel like I did pretty good with my picks on the pod the other night, on the prop till you drop, as it were. Yeah. However, I did hit another parlay in a Bears game today,

which I only take because draft king diff is a boost here because we bet in illinois correct so like we live in we live in missouri we bet in illinois so they like our prop bets that we get that are boosts are for the bears and somehow you hit it and you hit it like on the second to last play of the game i did thank you roma dunzey um that was my third time hitting a Bears parlay Jilly is the queen of Bears prop bets take that shit you cunts I mean it was mostly Packers stuff but then Roma Dunzey so it was three Packers one Bears but still hit we'll see so uh hopefully I can hit a couple of things tonight so I can at least come close to breaking even as uh I'd look so here's what's funny about

that Justin Jefferson play because because on the podcast, I believe it was 80 and 81 and a half or 80 and a half. And I missed it by a yard on FanDuel. But on DraftKings today, I put it in. It was 79 and a half. So I hit the 79 and a half. So I hit that on one site and I didn't hit it on the other. But I still believe in that play. It should have been a massive hit, but either way. So NFL today, the fucking Saints won. That pisses me off because now they're 4-7, and then the Falcons lost. So the Saints are only two games behind these sacks of shit.

Who do the Saints have coming up, Josh? The Saints have to play the Rams. Yeah. That's their next game. I thought there was one before that. Nope. I think they're off this week? No. I think they's their next game. I thought there was one before that. Nope. I think, no,

I think there, are they off this week? No, I think they're off next. So they're off and then they play the Rams and then they have who? I don't know. I thought it was another shitty team. Well,

they have a bunch of, well, the Rams aren't great. So the saints are in home against the Rams. Somehow they're going to fuck up. What is the NFC West by the way? Talk about a hodgepodge. Well,

it's just a, a who's who of everybody who's kind of just mediocre because every team is five and five except the cardinals who are what six and four so the cardinals have six wins so now the rams have five wins because seattle won today they but didn't throw for my passing yards whatever they have five wins so the rams Seattle, and the Cardinals all have at least five wins and the 49ers have five. So that's what I said, at least five. So, um, so yes. So every team in that division has at least five wins. So that's a mess there. Then you look at the NFC South, the NFC South, you have the leader who is Atlanta, who lost their second consecutive game, one of which was against the fucking Saints last week.

They go to Denver. I fucking hate Sean Payton. I hate Bo Nix. I hate everything about the Broncos. Is Denver good? No, Denver's not good. You keep saying that. They're not.

They're not good. I mean, Bo Nix looked pretty good today. They're not good. They're 6-5. Congrats. They're going to end up with seven or eight wins on the year. They're not good. They're 6-5. Congrats. They're going to end up with seven or eight wins on the year. They're not good. The Broncos are not fucking good.

They should have beat the Chiefs last week. Yeah, great. And the Saints should have beat three other teams, but they didn't. You know why? Because the Saints aren't fucking good. I don't know. I don't think Bo Nix sucks. I don't know that he sucks, but what pissed me off about that game is it was such a beat

down that Kirk didn't stay in the game and get me my passing yards. That was the biggest crime in that goddamn game. But I'm going to tell you this. The Broncos are not. There's your point. So the stat just popped up on TV. The Broncos are 4-0 against the NFC South. They have six total fucking wins.

Four of them are against the Saints, Buccaneers the fucking Panthers and the fucking Falcons the worst division maybe in the NFL maybe the I could argue I guess that the AFC East is the worst division in the NFL but so don't give me that shit so that now they're showing the Chargers up on the screen right now it's the same type of thing the Chargers have beaten a bunch of dog shit quarterbacks. They haven't beaten anybody. The point is you have to look at who you fucking played. The Broncos have six wins. Four of them are against the NFC South, which is the worst division in the NFL.

Cut the shit on the fucking Broncos. They suck. So along those same lines, everyone thinks the Lions are unbeatable, right? Yeah. But they put up 50 today against Jacksonville. Jacksonville's's terrible and they're gonna fire the coach if by the time this drops they might have already fired the coach remember they played the titans they didn't put 50 like they put up 50 with them too right they beat the shit out of them yes and i mean the texans last week they they came back and beat them yes so have they played so is detroit good

what's the have they played the colts too do they beat the colts or have they played them yet they played the nfc south i would imagine because they played all Colts too? Do they beat the Colts or have they played them yet? They played the NFC South, I would imagine, because they played all the teams. Yes, here's the difference. Detroit is legitimately good. They were good last year. They're good this year. They're a Super Bowl contender. They're beating up.

I get they beat the shit out of Jacksonville. Who gives a shit? But they've done that. So I think the Lions are a legit Super Bowl contender. I still stand by my, even though the Ravens lost, I think the Ravens a legit Super Bowl contender. I still stand by my, even though the Ravens lost, I think the Ravens are a Super Bowl contender. I would argue that Pittsburgh is now a contender because Rusty said, fuck you, bitches.

Yeah, but Rusty ripped my parlay out. I finally did one again. This is the second time now. I put $20 on, what was it the other night that I put $20 on? I don't remember. And it didn't happen. I was like, oh, fuck. And then I put 20, no that i put 20 on i don't remember and it didn't happen i was like oh fuck and then i put 20 no i put 15 on today russ 225 yeah derek carr 200 which you laughed at me initially on the pod yeah but he cleared that easily and i took drake may for 200 who

dominated yard wise they lost but whatever he was good but russ ripped my heart out man but i mean he had like 70 at halftime and then comes out and slings in the second half i'm glad pittsburgh won i'd like do i think pittsburgh can win the super bowl i don't know i know rusty has won the super bowl before and should have two super bowl wins and i know that fucking homeboy lamar doesn't have any super bowl fucking wins i kind of dig pittsburgh though i'm rooting for him me too because you know how I feel about Tomlin he wears the fucking aviators and the leather jackets and he's a black guy with a beautiful fucking beard TJ Watt TJ Watt of the Watt family we are Watt people around this goddamn house so I'm rooting for them too

like I like look I hope the Texans somehow pull off a miracle and and go deep in the playoffs they're not going to the Texans have no offensive line they look broken so like I look at Pittsburgh I like that's the kind of team I'm gonna root for over Baltimore over the Chiefs I fucking hate the Chiefs just outside so like the way it stands now Pittsburgh's leading the AFC North yeah so I mean the Texans are gonna fuck around and get like Baltimore in the first round. We're fucked. Well, the Texans are going. Well, here's the thing, though.

So the Texans are going to have a first round home game, obviously. Well, you say that. The Colts fucking won today. That fucking dickhead fucking Anthony Richardson, who sucks ass. Stole my touchdown from Jonathan Taylor twice. What are we doing here? Fucking Anthony Richardson comes out, beats the Jets. Not that the Jets are any good, but Anthony Richardson blows.

So Anthony Richardson comes out and puts up these fucking numbers and runs the ball well and throws it well, and they end up winning that game. They come back and win that fucking game. Well, I still believe the Texans are winning the division, but the way it's lining up now, your first-round game at home is probably going to be against a wild card who could be Baltimore. Well, the Texans, as the way it's lining up now, your first round game at home is probably going to be against a wild card who could be Baltimore. Well, the Texans, as the way it's shaping up now, the Texans are going to be the fourth best division winner.

So you're going to end up having to face the number seven, right? That would make you the seventh seed, right? Because five will play six and then seven will play the four. So whoever the seventh seed is would end up being the team that plays the Texans at this point. Which could be Baltimore, which could be Cincinnati if they win tonight. Like, these are teams that I don't know the Texans can beat. Yeah, well, the thing is, I don't think, here's the problem that I would run into if I were the Bengals right now, or I'd be worried about if I were the Bengals right now. Or the Steelers.

Well, it could be, but the Steelers now have to feel pretty good about where they are. I don't know what their schedule looks like, but the Texans, the Steelers have to feel good because they're comfortably in first place now. They're a game up on Baltimore, and I think they obviously have a game in hand on Baltimore because of the win. I feel like a dipshit because I'm sitting here telling you that I still think the Ravens are more of a Super Bowl threat than the Steelers but the Steelers beat them and with Rusty things are a whole lot fucking different but like as it stands right now the Texans are probably going to end up the fourth division winner right because the Chiefs are going to end up with a better record winning the end hold on so the Chiefs are going to win the AFC the West and that's going to be much more they're

going to have more wins than the Texans the AFC. They're going to have more wins than the Texans. The AFC North winner is going to have more wins than the Texans and the AFC East is going to be the Bills and the Bills are now going to have more than them. So the Texans are clearly going to finish fourth currently among teams in the AFC. So that means they're going to have to face the seven because the five is going to face the six, the two wild cards, and you're going to get home game against the seven. No, it's not how it works. I think the four would play the... The four will play the set. No, no. Because the two doesn't get a buy. No. So the two is going to play the set.

Oh, you know what? I'm hammered and I'm a dipshit. You know what? I take back what I said. So, one gets a buy. So... Two, seven. Yeah. Three, six. Four, five. Okay, so you're going to face the highest wild card, which is what I was saying.

That could very well be Baltimore. I'm fucking hammered. Yeah, you're not wrong. You make me feel stupid. I'm like, no, I'm telling you. They will play the highest wild card. I'm stupid. I take it.

Look, the Bush lattes are kicking in. They would play the highest wild card, which at this point, now this is before the Chargers have played, but at this point it is the Chargers. But I think the Chargers are losing tonight. Because you've got KC still one, Buffalo two, Pittsburgh is three, and Houston is four. Your wild cards right now are the Chargers, the Ravens, and the Broncos. If I'm the Texans, I don't love any of that.

Maybe the Broncos? So wait a second, just to be clear. Again, I'm really hammered, soed so i gotta make sure i know this okay so if the texans are the four yeah they'll play the five okay so the two plays the seven the three plays the six and the four plays the five right just to be clear yes all right so yeah there's a one gets the buy correct i i like the old days back when there were two byes, but whatever. I'm an old man. I'm an old fuck.

I don't know what to tell you. But again, the Colts are only a game out of the wild card. The Colts are only a game out of the fucking division. If the Texans somehow lose tomorrow, which I don't think they will, but if the Texans lose tomorrow, there's only a game, and you're lucky you beat these fuckers twice. No, the Texans have a streak here coming up. Oh, no, the Texans should win 11.

It's 10 or 11. They have to win these next three. It's the, what is it, the Cowboys, the Titans, and the Jaguars. And by the way, they play the Titans twice still. So they are currently, what, six and four, so that means they have seven games left. They still play the Titans twice. They play the Cowboys.

They play a lot of bad. Jacksonville again. They play a lot of bad teams. These next three, you have to win. Yes. It's great to be that person that's like, these are must wins, Titans twice. They play the Cowboys. They play a lot of bad. Jacksonville again. They play a lot of bad teams. These next three, you have to win. Yes. It's a shame to be that person that's like, these are must wins. Yes. But you have to beat the Cowboys tomorrow.

You have to beat the Titans at home. Yes. And you have to beat Jacksonville in Jacksonville. So if you win these three, that means you're nine and four with four games to go, right? And you've got the Dolphins, the Chiefs, and the Ravens in that schedule. All three teams that I think could beat you. Oh yeah, they could lose all three of those easily. So that's why these

three games coming up are huge. You have to win these three. And then you should beat the Titans at the end of the year. So worst case scenario for the Texans should be four and three the rest of the way. And four and three, we get you at ten and seven. That's worst case scenario. You're hoping... Honestly, I heard somebody on the radio saying this today on ESPN,

and I'm kind of like, that sounds dumb, but I think you're right. It's that the regular season no longer matters to the Texans because they're pretty much locked into the four. They're not going to climb up any higher. They're not going to lose the division. It's a situation where you're trying to figure. It would take some real fuckery to lose a division. Considering that they have two wins over the Colts.

So the Colts still have to pass them. My point is the Colts would then have to jump them in overall record because the tiebreaker belongs to the Texans. So, like, in the last seven games, the Colts, who are not good, and neither is their fucking quarterback. They've got Detroit next week, so they'll get. Oh, they're going to get theirs bad next week. They're going to get bent over American History X style.

They're going to lose that. So basically, here's the... Let's give you best and worst case for the Texans. Best case is I think they go like 5-2 because they should win these next three. As bad as things have been, they should win the next three. They should beat the Cowboys, should beat the Titans,

and they should beat the Jaguars. And Anderson's got to be back, I would hope, in the not-so-distant future. Which is fine. Because they need him. Yes. But, like, worst case, best case, they should win these next three. If they win these next three, they're 9-4 with four games to go, right? So, at that point, you look at the next two,

and you should go 2-2 at worst in the last four games. That would include games. You should beat the Titans at the end of the season, and that means you have to play this one more shitty team that you mentioned. I mean, they're not shitty, but you should beat the Dolphins at home. That's what I'm saying. So the best-case scenario is you win 11. Worst-case scenario is you win 10.

I don't know if you're going to Arrowhead and beating the Chiefs. No, you're not beating the Chiefs. You're not beating the Ravens. So that's what I'm saying. Best-case scenario, you're 11-6. Worst-case, you are 10-7. That's basically where the Texans are looking at right now. But you're not getting there if you somehow don't beat these three teams you have lined up,

which are the Cowboys with fucking Cooper. God damn right. Oh, no. If they lose one of these next three, then I will start looking at the Colts more seriously. But the Colts all— But they're going to lose next week to the Lions. Then they've got the Patriots. Then they've got the Patriots. Then they've got the Broncos.

That's at the Broncos, by the way. The Broncos are a better team than the Colts. Then they've got the Titans, the Giants, and the Colts. If you're anything close to worth a shit, you should win those kind of games, by the way. Yeah, so I mean, they've got to win these next three to the Texans. All right, if you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs, you've got to check out Pick 6 from DraftKings.

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See terms at pick six dot draft kings.com slash promos. Well, we'll figure this shit out for them, but ah, shit. Or so around the league today, let's look at some of these games that happened. So, uh, the, the chiefs finally lost. This reminds me of the 2003 Chiefs back when I was watching them religiously. They were 9-0. They got to 9-0 by beating the Packers on the last play of the game in overtime. Then they go out against the Bengals and lose. Now, this is different because the Bengals weren't a very good team in 09, whereas the Bills are like

their chief competitor, arch rival in the AFC now. But they would lose that. They went on to go 4-3 in the last seven games of that season after starting 9-0 or 3-3, whatever it was. They finished 13-3, and they lost in the first round of the playoffs at home to Indianapolis in a game in which neither team punted. Who says I don't know about sports? I am a sports fucking God. Other things, Pittsburgh. That win for Pittsburgh was huge. They almost found a way

to blow it, but they didn't. Pittsburgh is legit. I still think that the Ravens are legit. Obviously, the Lions are legit, and I still think the Chiefs are legit. I would add, and maybe this is recency bias, but I'm now going to put the Steelers into my list of teams that can win the Super Bowl. Okay, so here's the list. The Steelers have a tough schedule, like a really tough schedule. They've got to go, well, to Cleveland on Thursday. That's not tough. No, that's not tough.

The Saints beat the shit. James was great today, though. He was, but he's playing the fucking Saints. That matters. And they lost. It's fine. Then they go to the Bengals. Yep. Then they host they host the browns so you got your two browns so you should win two of your next three at least then they go to the eagles the eagles is tough yes

to the ravens that's tough they host the chiefs that's also tough and they finish the season hosting the bangles okay so i'm that's good so that's to show you what you're made of. It's just like Washington. Washington, everybody was blowing Washington like, oh my god, look at the commanders. Oh my god. That's all great until you realize they play nobody and the teams they play beat them. And that's why Washington's going to... Now, Washington

schedules easy the rest of the way for the most part. But I think they play the Eagles one more time, but outside of that... Do you think they get in as a wild card? Yes. the redskins are the commanders the commander skins the commanders are probably what are they at now seven and three seven and four is that their record now i think seven wins i know they have seven wins i'm just trying to think of and if they have three or four losses but the point being in all of this is that the commanders are now going to, if you look at their schedule the rest of the way,

the commanders are probably. They're seven and four. They're seven and four. So that means they have six games left. So they've had their bye yet. So here's what's going to happen. They're going to lose to the Eagles again, even though they're going to play them at,

was that game at home? God, I'm hammered. So their bye is this week, this coming weekend. So that game was at Philly this week. That was at Philly, yes. Okay, so they have the bye. Yep. And then they have the Cowboys, who they should be.

The Cowboys, the Titans, both at home. So that will be nine wins. They go to the Saints. You know what? The Saints are going to the playoffs. L. We're taking an L for the Commanders. Jaden's back in Louisiana.

We're doing this shit. We're winning this shit. It's not like the fuckers from Louisiana or anything like that. Let's go. The Eagles go to the Commanders. And the Eagles will beat them. Falcons at Commanders. Falcons can beat them. And then they end at the Cowboys. So at worst, they should... How many

games? They have six left. They should go three and three. Three and three gets them to ten wins. If the Commander skins don't get to ten wins, that's a disgrace. So they should get to at least ten is left they should go three and three three and three gets them to 10 wins if the commander skins don't get to 10 wins that's a disgrace uh so they should get to at least 10 is where they should be sitting right now if they uh do that but point being and all this you look around the league um i'm trying to think of things from this week give me the the scores of some of these games from this week and we'll talk about those a little bit the bears are gonna bears and you at the time were like needing green bay to win on this huge money line parlay which didn't end up mattering because the falcons got their asses kicked yeah but you were stressing like oh fucking bears they're

gonna beat the packers and as soon as they lined up for that field goal i was like josh like calm down it's the packers and the bears the bears are gonna mess this up and they did and they did well i knew it was my dad whenever I saw your phone and I saw mom pop up on your phone it was like well the Bears are gonna snap their 10 game losing streak to the Packers which is never my mom she doesn't text what my dad does now and so he's like texting me he's all excited right and then I'm like yeah I love Rome he got me my parlay all this stuff and then I was like oh yeah so they didn't snap that 10-game history to the Packers. So I had a $100 free bet because I had missed a bet on DraftKings. So I had a $100 free bet, and I had to use it.

So I was like, here's what I'm going to do. I'm going to take as many money lines as I think are going to hit. I didn't want to force it. For instance, I had to put the Saints in there, even though the Saints beat the shit out of the Browns. I think it was eight legs, and it was just all money lines, right? And at the time, I had just gotten – well, at the time, I didn't know, and I thought that the Packers were going to blow it to the Bears,

and they blocked the kick, so I'm going nuts. I'm like, holy shit, I'm still alive. Two seconds later. And two seconds later, I turn it over to the fucking Colts game, and the Jets took a sack, and the game was over, so it was dead. And then obviously this afternoon I lost two other ones, so it didn't matter. Can we also talk about, like, we said Jaden Daniels for Rookie of the Year. How do we not play that?

Yep. How did we not just put, like, the life savings on the Bills to win that division? Because at the time, you didn't know. Nobody would have known that the Jets would be so bad. We weren't going to win that division because at the time it was you didn't know nobody would have known that the jets would be so gonna win the division no but we didn't know the jets were gonna be dog shit in my parlay i had the texans the bills and the bangles to win the division unfortunately the bangles are not no but the bills on their own would have been stellar i agree by the way love maria taylor even though she's had a baby and she's a little bit thicker now. Is that Maria Taylor? Yeah.

Okay, she looked weird on that shot. Maria Taylor, hot piece of ass. Love you. But, yeah. Quite honestly. There's no reason for the Jets to be that bad. It still could have been kind of with enchanted. There was no reason for the Bills to be winning this division by

30 games already. I think they have five wins more than the next close. That's what I'm saying. I get now it's easy to say, why didn't we do blank, blank, and blank? The whole time going into this, I was like, the Bills for sure. How are they not winning? I agree that I would have taken the Bills. The Bills were underdogs to win that division.

I agree, and I would have taken the Bills. My problem is the idea that the Jets would be this bad. The Jets not winning the division isn't a shocker. The Jets being this far out of the fucking division is a big fucking deal. Also, back to the Steelers, as we're seeing these highlights. Remember, they didn't score a touchdown today. No shit. Are they contenders?

Yep, they are. I still take them. Because I saw that one stat that was like, boy, sucks to be Joe who thrown like nine touchdowns against the Ravens, lost both, and these guys didn't score one Tud, and the Steelers win. I am still of the belief that the Ravens are a contender. The Steelers. No, the Ravens are.

I asked Steelers. I know, but you just asked if the Ravens are a contender. I asked if the Steelers were a contender. They are, yes. Even though they didn't score a touchdown. Yes, the Steelers are, the Ravens are, the Chiefs are, and the Lions are. Around the NFC, I don't believe there's anybody that's worth a shit in the NFC. The Lions are currently worth a shit. Go around the NFC. Nobody from the NFC South is winning the Super Bowl. Maybe Kirk, because he's a god. The Eagles South is winning the Super Bowl. Maybe Kirk because he's a god. The Eagles are not winning the Super Bowl because Jalen Hurts is their quarterback,

and I don't believe they're worth a shit there, and then nobody else in the division. I don't believe Washington is winning it. The Vikings kind of suck as it turns out. They won today. Sure, but they played the Titans. Look, you put a gun to my head and said, hey, Josh, do you think that home— Samuel Dick Darnold is not winning that division. Correct. The Packers are taking that division.

Correct. And you know what? Maybe the Packers can, even though they had to rally to beat the Bears today. And then you look in the NFC West. The Rams aren't winning. The fucking Seattle isn't winning. San Francisco currently is not winning. And then you look at the Cardinals, and I don't buy the Cardinals either.

So the NFC, to me, like the Lions, if the Lions don't go to the Super Bowl this year, maybe they're just not fucking destined to ever go to a Super Bowl. They are legitimately cursed if those assholes don't go to the Super Bowl this year. They are some fucking losers. Did you still want the scores from this? Yeah, give me some scores.

Well, we know the Packers 20 over the Bears 19. And I did get my passing yardage over in that one from my boy. Discuss that one. my boy discuss that one um the Steelers beat the Ravens 18-6 six field goals hey and look they scored late and then missed the two-point conversion so maybe the Steelers could have blown it but the thing we missed on that was Rusty's passing yards because he had nothing in the first half but good for Rusty and the boys I'm I love watching Rusty do what he's doing good for that field goal kicker yeah dude good for fucking Rusty man good for Rusty because what he's doing. Good for that field goal kicker.

Yeah, dude, good for fucking Rusty, man. Good for Rusty because the whole world shits on this fucking guy, and now he's gone to Pittsburgh and he just keeps winning, and my boy fucking Tomlin looks brilliant. Fuck them all. Let's not forget that Justin Tucker missed two field goals too. I think he's broken. Oh, there's a lot of kickers that are broken, but I agree,

but it doesn't matter. Rusty got the W. I'm all here for Rusty. The Rams won 28-22 over the Patriots, which is way closer than it should have been. It was, but they were also up by two scores at one point in that game. So I'm not going to act like it was really that close. But the Rams are still interesting to me because I'm a big fucking Stafford guy. You know I love Stafford. So you're rooting for him against the Saints?

Well, yeah, at this point, yes, because I want the Saints to lose. The problem is the Saints are going to fuck around and win enough games to not get a worthwhile fucking quarterback in the draft. Or a coach. Or a coach. They're going to take this fucking asshole that clogged the goddamn toilets and, like, god damn it. Anyway, what do we got?

Well, then we have 52-6 Lions over Jaguars. Not much to say there. Nope, the Lions are a legit Super Bowl threat, yes uh Dolphins beat the Raiders 34-19 also wait wait wait can we also say something about fucking Travis Kelsey cunt this guy can't play worth a shit oh I'm so sorry that your little girlfriend didn't come to the fucking game today so you can't catch anything you fucking suck your girlfriend fucking sucks fuck them when they showed that shot of him i don't know if anybody else saw it was like uh was it right before halftime i don't remember what it was but they showed him on the bench and he just looked like staring off into

space despondent like bitch was 40 minute flight away well yeah that was a whole schedule this game so that she could be there yes they scheduled the game because she was playing in Toronto and he was playing in Buffalo and this bitch didn't show. And then I saw some story that was like, well, the Kelsey family and Taylor Swift didn't like going to Buffalo last time so they didn't. Go fuck yourself. This fucking Jason Kelsey

was shirtless in the stands at the Buffalo game last time he was there. You're a dickhead. She's a bitch. And fuck you. you fucked me out of my over because this dumb bitch didn't show up to the goddamn game i'm pretty sure if you go back to the uh what's their new heights podcast the episode after jason attended the bills chiefs game he probably loved it because they were all blowing him because he was shirtless and chugging beer was raving about it i'm certain it was i I read that story. I know he said he had a

great time. It's Buffalo. Jason Kelsey would have a great time in Buffalo. They're drunk. Correct. But then I read this story in the Sports Illustrated today and it's like, well, the Taylor Swift and the Kelsey's didn't enjoy themselves last time they were in Buffalo.

Probably embarrassed by Jason Kelsey. Fucking assholes. That's what it is. And because this dumbass woman didn't show up. Jason Kelsey had a great time. And because this woman didn't show up at the goddamn game, Kelsey was a non-factor in this goddamn game. Yeah, but you know who got two catches? Noah Gray. You know what they both were? Touchdowns.

He actually had more than two catches, but two touchdowns, Noah Gray nailed that one on the prop till you dropped. You did, you did. But fucking goddamn Taylor Swift. Oh, you're 40 minutes away. Your dude flies to goddamn Guam to see you perform in front of a bunch of dipshits. And you can't come to fucking Buffalo to watch him play to get me 64 goddamn receiving yards, you piece of shit.

I feel like she knew that because that's the whole narrative. They're undefeated when Taylor attends a game. And she's like, oh, they're going to lose to Buffalo, so i'm not going because then i still look good i look forward to these assholes breaking up fuck all of you also maria taylor piece of ass anyway what oh okay so they just showed larry zonk on tv congrats buffalo bills with my syracuse teammate nick kish who's always been a buffalo fan tonight i am uh they're excited because obviously the Chiefs lost. So these dipshits from the... They do the champagne.

They do the champagne. Guys, the fuck... I don't know that there's a bigger group of losers than the 1972 Dolphins who celebrate every time a team doesn't go undefeated in the NFL. God damn you old fucks. No one cares. Fuck.

Like, oh my God. Look, I'm 80 and i'm celebrating the fact that the chiefs lost guess what the chiefs have exponentially better fucking success than you do with patrick mahomes and you're sitting around stroking each other off because most of you are fucking dead and you're all celebrating each other because oh my god the chiefs lost today oh fuck you larry zonka dipshit well so we've already discussed the Chiefs and Bills now. So that brings us to the, we did Raiders and Dolphins, Browns and Saints. Yeah, fucking Saints. I hate you.

Now I'm rooting for you to win. Now you've won two in a row, so now losing doesn't do me any good. Go win the fucking division, you pieces of shit. Let's go. Let's look at the Saints schedule and see what they have coming up. Well, they got the Rams. Well, they have the Bi, then the Rams. Yeah.

Then they have the Giants. They can win that. Commanders. They could win that. Packers. No, they're not going to win that. Raiders. They could win that.

Buccaneers. They could win. They should have beaten the Buccaneers the first time. I mean, I get that's ridiculous to say, considering they were down like 27 to nothing or whatever, and then took the lead and then gave up like 27 unanswered in the second half. Let's compare that to the Falcons. That's who they're chasing, right? Yep. They're chasing everybody other than the Panthers

who they should have beaten again. The Falcons also have a bye week next week. Then they host the Chargers. The Chargers will win. They go to the Vikings. The Vikings will win. Oh, Kirk versus the Vikings. That makes me excited. My nipples are hard. They might win that. Oh, Kirk. That's Kirk. Oh, Kirk versus the Vikings. That makes me excited. My nipples are hard.

They might win that. No, Atlanta? No. No, the Vikings. No, Jets. Hey, Jets is going to go for 150. Kirk doesn't seem like a spiteful man. Is that game in primetime?

No, it's in Minnesota, though. Okay. Falcons at Raiders. Okay. Giants at Falcons. They'll win that. Falcons at Commanders. Yeah. And they end thecons. They'll win that. Falcons at Commanders. Yeah.

And they end the year against the Panthers. So they could certainly win at least three more. I think Falcons are still winning the division. They could at least win nine. Listen, I don't want the Saints to win the division, but I don't want them to win these fucking games either. But now that they have. The Saints are going to be in middle verse again.

They're not going to win the division. There's no chance at the wild card. No. Looking at the NFCc standings i mean well you don't even have to because they fucking suck i get your point but my point is if the saints were just gonna fucking bottom out which i wanted them to do they could have lost these second these these last two games but instead now they've won four so now i just want them to win every fucking game and see what happens they're gonna win 10 fuck it the top seven in the nfc are already like

two games ahead the next behind them. Do we think this is pretty much set? Here's what I don't think is set. I don't know for sure that Arizona is going to win that division, but Atlanta is going to win. Minnesota is going to go to the playoffs. It's going to be a toss-up

between Green Bay and Washington, but I think Green Bay is better. So pretty much, yeah. Mm-hmm. So, yeah. Yeah. What a world. All right, so we've got to get back to drinking beer here

because the game is going to start here in about 10 minutes. Are we going back outside? It's kind of cold. I'm going outside. If you don't want to come, you don't have to come. I'm going outside. Well, I'm so sorry, but I'm going outside to drink my beer and watch my games. All right.

You guys are great. I'll finish the Purple Haze. Look, I'll finish the Purple Haze. I don't give a shit. Let's go.