The Josh Innes Show - Sydney Sweeney Bathwater Soap

Episode Date: May 30, 2025

Sydney Sweeney, who is famous for being hot and I guess acting, is teaming up with Dr. Squatch to release a soap that is infused with her bathwater. I think she's pretty brilliant and seems to understand that the bulk of her fame comes from the fact she's hot and dudes are horn dogs. This is no different than the super weird stuff you see on OnlyFans. Also, and I don't know how I got here, I have a theory about the song "Leather and Lace". Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Alright kiddos, welcome in. Did you see that Sydney Sweeney is selling her bathwater in the form of soaps? What's the name of this soap brand? Is it the Sasquatch soap brand? Or is it called Squatch? Is that what it's called? Sydney Sweeney is again partnering with Dr. Squatch to sell a limited edition line of bars infused with her bath water. That is according to a series of Instagram posts. Sydney's Bathwater Bliss Soap Bars can be yours next month. They're aimed at men. And you know what? Good for her. You know what? Who cares? You know, we look at all this stuff and people get all worked up over these things. Like I've seen different people with different commentaries on it. Here's a dose of reality for people. A lot of people are fucking weirdos and like weird shit. We've had this discussion about OnlyFans on here

about like the gal that sold the farts in a jar. And I say the gal who did that. I'm sure there are many women who sold farts in jars on OnlyFans and people like that. People like chicks that like send them dirty underwear, dirty socks, dirty clothes, send them pictures of feet, just all sorts of hair. Like dude, if you ever go to the hub and you look at different categories of the hub, there are like

countless things that people are turned on by that you might say that's kind of weird, not illegal, but just weird. Like there are dudes that are really turned on by like chicks putting their hair like like using their hair to pleasure dudes like that's a thing I've seen on there there are dudes that like to watch videos of just like dry humping right like there are just certain things or farts or like whatever people like weird shit and if you can make money off of it then make money off of it. Right? Like I'm sure there are some people that look at Sydney Sweeney and they might say well that's anti-feminist or that's setting women back or whatever the hell or some people might view it as super feminist. I don't know. To me I would. If

you can exploit dudes and make money because of water that you sat in? To me that's like super feminist. That's like next level shit. Because to me feminism at its core is really just about making men look stupid, right? Like that, or at least at part, part of the core of feminism is not necessarily women's empowerment. It's what we can do to make women look like they are smarter than doofus ass dudes. And you know what? Doofus ass dudes buy shit like this because they're doofs and they're horny. And I'm going to give Sydney Sweeney credit. Sydney Sweeney is someone who seems to have been able to really exploit the idea that dudes are into her and think she's hot and she's finding

ways to cash in on it and she doesn't seem to sit back and complain about it and say, oh, that's gross. She plays into it. She's very smart. Let's play some commercials and we'll continue. Some people do shit where they'll do like a bikini line shoot, like the gal, the gymnast from L LSU Livy Dunn like she's on the cover of Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue yet in the past she's talked about how creepy it is that you know college-age dudes would go see her and go nuts over at gymnastics meets and I'm like well ma'am they don't like you because you're good at gymnastics they like you because you're hot and you do

nothing to like not be hot you're not wearing a burlap sack or a pantsuit on the internet. Like I'm watching videos of you like in your leotard and stuff reaching up into your locker trying to grab shit knowing that people are going to be looking at your ass. We've seen you in bikinis now on the cover of Sports Illustrated. There are a lot of people that want to have it both ways, right? There are a lot of people that want to have it both ways, right? There are a lot of people that want to, you know, post, you know, shit that's going to turn a lot of

young dudes on or a lot of dudes on in general, and then they want to scoff at those dudes and say that they're gross for finding them attractive. That is trying to have it both ways in these instances, right? That is not a solid play on their part. Sydney Sweeney is not like their part. Sydney Sweeney is not like that seemingly. Sydney Sweeney knows that a large part of her celebrity is that she's hot and she embraces that a large part of her celebrity is that she's hot. So what does she do? She sells shit like Sydney Sweeney's bath water bliss soap from Dr. Squatch knowing

that weirdos will buy it. And by the way, I bet there's some chicks that would buy it too. And that's just kind of the way this shit goes, man. Like people do weird shit sexually and we're not going to shame you for whatever kinks you're into as long as they're fucking legal and you're not fucking a horse or something. Like hey, more power to you. Be into what you're in. Dig what you dig, right?

So like I'm not gonna sit there and judge you for what you buy on OnlyFans or what soap you buy Like we've had the OnlyFans discussion on here before Like some of these women will send weird shit to dudes. They'll send their underwear. They'll send socks they will send t-shirts they'll'll send headbands. Like dudes are weirdos. And it's kind of how it goes. So Sydney Sweeney is someone I admire only because she understands that like the getting is good right now because she's basically known for being well endowed. Like I don't even know anything she's acted in. Like I think she was on, she's in that show that's on HBO. Is it Euphoria? Outside of

that, I could not tell you anything I've ever watched Sidney Sweeney in. The only reason I know who Sidney Sweeney is, is because of the Hot Ones GIF that goes around of her eating the chicken wings and smiling and like that's the only reason I know who Sidney Sweeney is. Maybe I should know more about this Sidney Sweeney. Maybe she I should know more about this Sydney Sweeney. Maybe she's an amazing actress. Not saying she's not. I don't know a damn thing about Sydney Sweeney. All I know about Sydney Sweeney is that she is brilliant

in the way she handles the way dudes feel about her breasts. That's basically what I know about her, right? So people are into her. She exploits it. She has fun with it. She goes with it and I admire that you know instead of sitting back telling everybody they're creeps and weirdos while also trying to have it both ways She just says fuck it. I got big knockers people think I'm hot. I'm doing commercials in a bathtub I'm selling the water from the bathtub and who knows that water may not actually even be from that fucking bathtub

But it doesn't matter because she does there There's some people that do a great job with that and then and don't complain about how dudes are horn dogs. Like you understand that dudes when they see hot chicks, lonely ass dudes that are willing to spend money on soaps of your bath water, dudes that are willing to buy someone's fart in a jar, probably lonely dudes. Probably harmless, most of them. Just shut-ins like the fucking whale. I didn't watch that movie, but I've been told there's some scene where the morbidly obese Brendan Fraser character

jerks off to some gay porn or something at home or whatever. Never watched the movie, but that's what I've heard. Probably those kind of doofuses, right? Those are the kind of people that are going to spend the money on that. So, fuck it. Just don't do anything super weird. But yeah, the idea of selling things on OnlyFans isn't exactly like some like weird thing at this point, right? Like people are into shit. People are into different shit. People have different kinks about shit right like look I don't fuck around with only fans I don't fuck around with things that cost money I'll go to the hub on occasion and see what's cooking on the old hub and say I ain't gonna spend money I tried that one time ever on like an only fans type thing and like

cuz there was this thing that kept showing up on Instagram of this chick that was playing some character and then it turns out she has an OnlyFans and I'm like I don't see what this is about think it was an OnlyFans a long time ago so it may not have even been an OnlyFans but like you just kind of scroll through on something and you see it you're like huh well I'm kind of curious to see what this person does that's not just the safe for work edition that's on Instagram. So I like you put in like five bucks or whatever and you go to this only fans or whatever the fuck was I think it was only fans and then I'm

watching this and I'm like this feels weird and I don't like it so I'm going to like no longer subscribe to this only fans not that I was going to keep it anyway but I was genuinely curious because Instagram is this world where a lot of the videos of hot chicks end up being chicks that are promoting their OnlyFans, which by the way, I'm in big support of. If you can make money because dipshits want to buy your farts or your underpants, go for it, right? But I watched it for like two minutes and I'm like, this feels weird because like this is just in someone's house and they're just normal people and I feel icky. So that was like the one instance I had with that. Speaking of selling underwear and stuff like that,

did I ever tell you my theory on the song Leather and Lace by Don Henley and Stevie Nicks? Like I never really paid attention to the lyrics, but then if you look at the lyrics, I'm fairly convinced that it's about a woman who just gives her underwear to a guy and a guy gives his leather jacket to the woman. And that's like their love for each other. Let me see if I can find you the actual lyrics.

Lovers forever, face to face. Alright, here's the lyrics. Great tune by the way. Let's see. Let's see. So the song is called Leather and Lace. Let me get to the actual... Let's see here. Thank you. Is love so fragile and the heart so hollow Shattered with words impossible to follow You're so fragile I try not to be I search only For those things that I can't see These ones don't really matter So lovers forever face to face My city your mountains Stay with me stay Oh I need you to love me,

baby. I need you today. Give to me your leather, take from me my lace." Like to me, that's an indicator that they like boned and he's like, I need some sort of memento for our time that we bone so when I'm away from you, I can remember you. And she's like, well here you go, sir sir here are my lace undergarments and he says well you know what I'll give you something too it's summertime I don't even know why I'm wearing a leather jacket so here's my leather jacket and you can have this to remember me by when you're she bopping here's the leather jacket I will be taking your underpants with me and that's how this thing goes. You're in the moonlight with your sleepy eyes.

Could you ever love a man like me? Well, she's got your leather jacket now. Let's see, sometimes I'm a strong man, sometimes cold and scared, and sometimes I cry, but that time I saw you I knew you with the light in my eyes. Somehow I'd get by. Lovers forever face. I think that this song, let's see, take from me my leather, take from me my lace, give to me your leather. I think this is about a sexual relationship and it's transactual in items of clothing that they kind of keep with each other to remember each other. So like after he's done and he's like, listen, I'm going to need something to remember this by and she's like, well, you can have my underpants. I've got many other pairs.

And he's like, you can have my leather jacket or perhaps he wears leather pants. I don't know what he wears, but I'm convinced that that's this is like the precursor to like, you know, asking someone to sell you their underpants on OnlyFans, Don Henley and Stevie Nicks. And he's just like, listen, I will take your leather. Now, I don't know if she offered them initially. That's not really explained in the song. But I'm thinking that there was some sort of transaction,

and the transaction involved a trading of underpants for leather jacket. And if so, hey, different strokes for different folks. You have your own kinks. I don't know if he just like hangs her underpants up on the rear view mirror of his car as he drives around. I don't know. But I think that that's what happened in the song. And even if it's not what happened in the song,

you're thinking about it now. And every time you hear Leather and Lace, Stevie Nicks and Don Henley, instead of thinking some very sweet metaphor that is probably intended in the song, right? You're actually thinking about Don Henley driving around with her panties hanging from his rearview mirror, and you're welcome.