The Josh Innes Show - Taylor Continued

Episode Date: October 6, 2025

I didn't plan to do two segments about Taylor Swift. But, here we are. Do you think Travis talks like Malibu's Most Wanted when they fornicate? Does Travis refer to his spunk as "nut"? These are the questions. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

And another thing that I forgot to mention while we were doing the Taylor Swift thing. The part that bothers me is that her people and, like, the people like her are allowed to characterize anybody who doesn't like what they do in some group of, like, angry white men. Like, I'm not an angry white man. I sat in the second row of a Taylor Swift show voluntarily, I guess that would have been 13 years ago. You know, the Red album, second row, me and P.K., going nuts. We are never getting back together. Loving Him is Red. It was fun.

It was like fun, poppy music. So, like, the idea that I'm just some angry white guy that's a Brad or a Chad is what they call them, right? Like, those are the people. If you don't like Taylor, it's not because the music isn't good. It's a you problem. And you're a Brad or a Chad is what they call you. A Brad, Dads and Chad's. No, maybe it's just shitty.

But, like, you can't convince her dipshit fans of that. Anyway, I'm going to stop talking about that now, but I forgot to weigh in on that. And let me play a couple commercials and we'll continue. And another thing, do you think that, like, Travis, like, walks around thinking he's big shit now because he's got his girlfriend, the most powerful person in music, singing about his cock and balls? I guess you'd have to, right? That would have to be, like, you'd have to feel really cocky about yourself, right? Like, if some chick...

Now, here would be my question, though. And I know she's dated a bunch of dudes, but who knows how many of these guys she's banged or not, right? Like, is Travis actually good, or does she just have no? experience to the point where she's just like, oh, my, like, you're the best I've ever had. And, like, is it, is he really good? Is he really that great? Or is it just like, well, he's the one I decided to stick with? Like, I don't know.

Do you think he calls her little mama when they bang? Like, do you think when he bangs, like, it's all, like, romantic, like, Nicholas Sparks-type banging? Like, do you think they notebook-type bang, or do they get raunchy? Like, I want you to close your eyes, and I want you to try to visualize Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey Boning. Okay, now close your eyes. Okay. Now, I can see it. I feel like it's probably missionary position. That's how we're going to work with right now. Like, do you think it gets raunchy, or do you think it's like the most generic socks on? Let's put on music while we do it type banging, but not like sensual fun, like urban type music, you know, but like like the most generic,

like the song like stereotypical white people banging songs, you know? Like, do you think that's how they do it? I don't know. I don't have the answer to that question. I don't know. But like, do you think whenever he's banging, he like reverts back to like old school Malibu's most wanted Travis Kelsey and like calls her like little mama while he's like, and he's like, hey, I'm going to toss it, flip it and stab it? Do you think he says that? Like, do you think he says that kind of shit? Like, I don't know. Maybe he does. When they're banging it out, he's like, hey, shorthy, come over here, little mama. Like when they're getting all sexual and sexy time and she comes out ready to bone. Although their bonings probably schedule.

because she's very busy. So it's probably, like, not really like anything that's impromptu. It's probably written in a date book. It's like, well, it looks like on October 14th, we're going to bang. It's right here in my phone. There's a little, there's a reminder set that says, I'm going to, I'm going to clap. I'm going to clap Lil Mama on October 14th. That's what the notes in my phone say.

My calendar says, gone clap Lil Mama on October 14th. He no doubt has used that term before uniron. Like, Travis Kelsey is a guy who's used generic, like, Malibu's Most Wanted type terminology for things, totally unironically for most of his life. Like, there's no doubt he's a guy that has said something like, I'm going to beat them cakes. There's no doubt he has done that. And not done it ironically, not do it as a joke, not like, ha ha, I'm going to clap. Like, there's no doubt he has used that kind of terminology before and did so thinking it was cool. I wonder the first time she talked with him and he's like using like when they met do you think he was still talking like Malibu's most wanted you know like Channing Tatum in like Channing Tatum basket was that basketball movie Channing Tatum was in where he was like the only white guy on the team coach Carter like do you think that like he's talking like Eminem?

Do you think when she met him he was still talking like like Eminem and and saying shit like Lil Mama and Shawty and like I'm going to clap tonight like that type of shit. like I'm gonna and he oh and there is no doubt there is a zero point zero actually there's a 100 chance that he has used the term I'm gonna nut there is no doubt which I find to be the most disturbing way to describe ejaculation ever like there are so many different ways you can describe ejaculation but the trashiest sounding way to say it is I'm a nut like nut is and it's even grosser when a woman says it in reference to a man like hey you're gonna get this nut and you're like that is so gross like i can handle jiz i can handle you know all the other shit but like nut as a verb or a noun or a verb in sexual lingo is just not a good thing

i really hate it but i feel like he's no doubt use the term nut unironically like there's no doubt like he's been tapping taylor swift and he has said like hey hello mama i'm fiddin to nut. Like, right? Like, there's no doubt he's done that. Like, that's a 100% possibility. Lil Mama, I'm fitting to nut, right? Again, I did not mean for this conversation to continue. I probably had something else to talk about. Probably. But maybe I didn't. Maybe this is all I have. Maybe my range is not that great. Maybe I'm just a guy who sits here and talks about Taylor Swift and Travis Kelsey, and maybe that's all I got. Maybe that's what I'm limited to. I am limited to talking about how Travis Kelsey talks with Taylor Swift when they're having sex.

Maybe that's, maybe I'm a simple animal. Maybe I like simple pleasures. And my simple pleasures are talking about how a guy that used to be Malibu's most wanted, now looks like he's out of an Eddie Bauer catalog. But when he's banging his old, oh, he's no doubt called her his old lady. He has no doubt called Taylor Swift, his old lady. Like, this is my old lady. And then when he gets around his boys, like it starts coming out even.

more. You know, like, when you get around your dudes and, like, you start using terminology that had gone away for a while that you didn't use for a while. But, like, when he's around the dudes, like the dudes on the team, he's hanging out with Xavier Worthy, and he's like, yeah, man, you should have seen him when I got this nut on a little mama. You know what I'm saying? They're like, dude, chill the fuck out. You look like a J. Crew catalog. Chill the fuck out. You can no longer use terms like, I'm going to get this nut. Once you start, like, once you've become the guy who's banging Taylor Swift, you can no longer say shit like, I'm a get this nut. I feel like he does. Even though I don't know for a fact that he does, I feel confident that

he does. Like there are just certain things that I am confident of and maybe I shouldn't be so confident of it because I don't know. I don't know the facts. But I feel like Travis Kelsey uses terms like I'm a nut. And like do you think like she tries because she seems like a follower of people that she starts to try to use his terminology too? So like they're hanging out and he's like, they're like watching like TV one night together on like a random off night that they both have and they're on the couch and they're watching like the real house husbands of something and they're on the couch and she's trying to intimate that she wants to get dirty with him and she's like, hey, hey, kill a trav. You look like you want to get this nut or something

and he's like, she talks like me now. Again, I don't know. I don't have all the answers to this. These are just the things I think, which kind of makes me fucked up, I think. I think what makes me a fucked up individual is that I think of these kinds of things. Like I sit around and I'm like, hey, I wonder if Travis Kelsey refers to his ejaculate as nut. But this is the dumb shit I think about. This is what occupies my thoughts. Gambling and whether or not Travis Kelsey refers to his ejaculate as nut. I am broken is what I'm trying to tell you.

I'm a broken person. I am so goddamn broken. But there's no doubt he does, right? Like, he refers to his ejaculate as nut. Anyway, more to come. You said come.