The Josh Innes Show - Texans Lose and Other NFL Musings

Episode Date: November 25, 2024

Well, the Texans continue to be wildly inconsistent. How the hell does this team continue to commit so many penalties? The coaching is a major issue at this point. That said, we got to see a few solid games this weekend. My Prop Til' You Drop picks were on freaking point. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's easy to say that fast when you're freezing gold. All right, Jamokes. It is Sunday night at about 635. Waiting for Sunday night football to start. We've got the Rams and the Eagles. Hopefully that game has a lot of action and fun and hijinks. But we've been drinking beer, eating some meat, having a good Sunday and a great, and look, the football games turned out to have a lot of them that were pretty good. There were some duds. There were plenty of duds

in this one, but there were some good games as well. Some back and forth type of games, some fun, although only a handful, I'm not even a handful of them, ended in dramatic fashion. Obviously, you got overtime in that Bears-Vikings game. The Cowboys game ended up closer than it probably should have. I mean, it was a close game the whole time, and then it got fucking nuts. If you took the under in that game, you probably felt amazing for most of it, and then it just got stupid down the stretch. But the Cowboys, now all of a sudden they win one game. People are going to ask, are they alive? Are they in the hunt? Are they going to make the in the hunt graphic?

I mean, look, they got four wins. The Saints have four wins. They're in the in the hunt graphic. I saw it the other day. So are the Cowboys in the hunt? Washington, what do we tell you? Washington is not that good. They played a bunch of bums.

They stacked Ws playing bums. And look, they were playing bums today and lost. They were playing bums at home today. Cooper Rush at home today and lost. So look, they're not a threat. They're not a threat to anybody. They were anemic offensively until down the stretch. Then they make the huge play to nearly tie the game after the big catch.

Kicker misses the fucking extra point. Like it was bizarre that game, but you had that one. Minnesota and Chicago went to overtime. Tampa beat the shit out of the Giants. First onside kick recovered this season in the Bears game. How about that? And they still couldn't close the deal. That game ended up going to overtime, of course, Minnesota.

By the way, the upset of the day was that Justin Jefferson was an absolute non-factor. It was one of those things where he did so little, you had to question whether or not he was hurt. You had to keep going to Twitter and searching Justin Jefferson to see if he was injured and you missed it. In reality, all you get is a bunch of motherfuckers

crying about how Justin Jefferson sucked today and didn't get any action. And a bunch of people from one of these sites asking the bettors, the betting apps, to like, hey, can we get a reboot on this? Like, why? I hate that shit. Like, I get it sucks if someone gets hurt in the first quarter,

but like, he just sucked. They're not going to be like, oh, he sucked. Sorry, guys. Like, come on. Well, a lot of people don't fully understand the gambling world, as it were. They're kind of new to it. They've never. Look, I'm one of those type of people, too. Not that I would sit there and beg you to like, you know, take somebody's numbers and change them or whatever.

But if you start looking at people like you get some of these dudes who like all they know is like FanDuel and stuff. So they've never had to like deal with an actual bookie and shit like people who will break your fucking legs if you don't pay them. They're just used to this kind of new mainstream way of gambling. But yeah, so you had the Texans and the Titans, which was awful. Just the Texans are such a poorly, look, I hate to say it, they're poorly coached. The dumb shit they do falls on D'Amico Ryans because they do too much dumb shit. They commit too many stupid penalties. They make too many stupid mistakes.

They have big plays taken off the board constantly by stupid shit, and well-coached teams do not lose games by doing stupid shit. You might get beaten. The other team may be better than you on a particular day, but when you're dealing with one of the worst teams in the NFL and they come into your building and throw for 300 something yards on you and you sack the quarterback like eight times and they turn the ball over against you and they miss field goals, Like all the shit those guys did. And somehow you still lost the game. Why did you lose the game?

Because you're poorly fucking coached and you don't execute. You turn the ball over too much and you commit too many stupid penalties that take too many big plays off the freaking board. I will say it sucks they lost because we even said like these are two, the Titans and the Jaguars, you need to win. I mean,, it sucks they lost, because we even said, like, these are two, the Titans and the Jaguars, you need to win.

I mean, they're still going to win the division, because the Colts are even worse. Well, the Colts, the Colts. If the Colts had any sort of redeeming quality, this would be a race in the AFC South. Look, if the Colts would have won either one of the games they played against the Texans, that they lost by a combined, like, six points,

then they'd be in the race, but they're not because they suck. They just happen to suck a little bit more. Look, I'm not going to say the Texans suck. The Texans don't suck. The Colts do suck. The Texans do not suck. The Texans have done nothing to get me excited for the playoffs. Oh, no, they ain't beating anybody.

I'm fully anticipating now like, great, we're going to win the shitty AFC South. We're going to lose in the first round to someone who's far better. Well, what's going to happen is they're going to win the shitty AFC South we're going to lose in the first round to someone who's in far better well what's going to happen is they're going to get the first round home playoff game and they're going to play a team like Pittsburgh that's going to have like 80% of the fans in their building rooting against the Texans and they're going to lose like there is no reason for optimism about them right now like they just don't look like the same team now hey I guess the optimism is they scored 27 points today. Usually they only score like 24. So, hey, they scored 27. Good for them. But big picture that they ain't beating anybody in the playoffs. They are not a team that's capable of doing that. I don't believe in them. I think they're poorly coached. I love

D'Amico and I hope that he figures some shit out. But when I watch them play the stuff they do, like they should have had the touchdown late in the game to Nico. Fucking penalty. Then after they come back from that, and they end up with a first down and 10 at about the 11-yard line, then they commit another penalty. Like they overcome a penalty, then commit another penalty. Then, of course, you get the missed kick from Fairbairn,

who, look, that sucks. I ain't going to blame that dude for the loss, though, because it should have never came down to a kick to tie commit another penalty. Then, of course, you get the missed kick from Fairbairn who, look, that sucks. I ain't going to blame that dude for the loss, though, because it should have never came down to a kick to tie the damn game. You should have been taking the goddamn lead. I think Fairbairn's really good, but this is now the second game. What was the other game that was, uh, they had a chance to take it to overtime. Packers? They had a chance to take it to overtime, and he missed the kick at the end of

regulation. Well. This is two now. That sucks. I get it. Kicking's hard. Yeah, woo woo don't make fun of kickers but twice now that being said also i hope you did not you know stay super loyal to the texans and i hope you all did take the neck nick westbrook akine touchdown that we told you to take for plus 400 because that hit easy peasy well uh the thing i played today is I played the passing yardage combo in that game, over 500 passing yards with CJ and Will Levis, and that one hit pretty easily. Now, speaking of prop bets, let me go through just these games really quick, and I'll tell you about some of the prop bets that went down today.

We talked about the Texans and the Titans. That's a terrible, terrible loss for the Texans. And if you look at where they are, it's like, look, you're not going to miss the playoffs you're probably married to the four spot but you need to figure your shit out because you do too many stupid things you're talented you got players all over the place that make big plays CJ turned the ball over too much today where the hell was Joe Mixon they just decided that today Joe Mixon doesn't play for us today guy runs for a hundred a game scores two touchdowns every game and late in the, you're throwing with like three minutes to go with the 10-yard line when you have a chance to just give it to Mixon to pound it in. Yeah, what do you have, like 20-something yards today,

no touchdowns? Like, awful. And again, of all the mistakes they made, all the stuff they screwed up, they still had a chance when they had the ball at about the 10-yard line late in the game when they could have started running the ball because that's Mixon time. That's Mixon territory right there. That's when Mixon does his shit, and they still found a way to botch it. Let me find the exact spot on the field they were when that happened because they had committed a penalty on the touchdown that negated the touchdown, and then they missed the field goal, of course. So let's go to the uh missed field goal

drive all right so they got Schultz for 16 on that one then CJ Stroud with 443 to go throws a touchdown to Nico Collins 33 yards penalty with an illegal shift that was an unnecessary penalty that was committed by Joe Mixon that takes it off board, so it's first and 15. Stroud throws it to Mixon for seven. Stroud throws it to Mixon for 20. So even though they were set up at a first and 15 and had a touchdown taken off the board, Joe Mixon in two plays takes them from the 38 all the way down to the 11, right?

First and 10 from the 11. They throw an incomplete pass, and it's a holding. So instead of just giving the ball to Joe Mixon there, they go with a play fake, and they get a holding penalty that moves them back first and 20 from the 21-yard line, at which point they never really get close again. They pick up 11 on a pass to Stover. Then Mixon on second and nine goes nowhere.

Then Stroud throws an incompletion, and Fairbairn misses the 28-yard field goal. That possession right there, when you have a first and 10 at the 11-yard line with three minutes to go and a chance to win the damn game, you're in position where a touchdown wins you the game or at least gives you the lead late in the game, and you throw on first and 10 when you've got Joe freaking Mixon, who's a stud, and you don't have – first of all, he just picked up the two yards for you or the two big plays to get you down there and instead of giving him the damn ball to ice the game away you throw and your stupid offensive lineman commit a damn penalty and then you were set up at a first and 20 that you can never recover from yeah I mean

now Joe did have that was him on the penalty that cost him the touchdown but I feel like that's even more like fuel for him like he wanted to make up for that well he did he made up was him on the penalty that cost him the touchdown. But I feel like that's even more like fuel for him. Like he wanted to make up for that. Well, he did. He made up for it on the next two fucking plays where he had 20 receiving yards. They should have kept going. And they should have handed him the ball with the time that was left on the clock. You could have started using, the Titans could have been forced to use timeouts. All that shit.

So, all that said, they blew it there. And they deserved to lose because they sucked in that one and you had a chance to ice that thing away and you let your stupid offensive line cost you a penalty there that cost you that drive and that was the game so we can look at fair baron and say oh what a terrible job he missed the kick sure it shouldn't have come down to a game-tying field goal they should have lined up with one of the best damn running backs in the game a guy who's been able to line up and drive it home multiple times this year and they and they didn't give it to him and it cost them the game they're stupid uh let's see Kansas City and Carolina that game ended up going uh nearly to overtime I just

saw actually a really interesting thing about the Chiefs a little stat here yeah so there have been 64 teams that have started off 10-1. Yep. The Chiefs' point differential of plus 52 is ranked 63rd in those 64 teams. So they're really, really fucking lucky. That's called living on the razor's edge. Yikes. That's where they live, no doubt. I thought it would have been hilarious if they would have lost to Carolina,

first of all, back-to-back losses, and one of them to Carolina. But sadly, it wasn't meant to be well and also what helped me out is Carolina came down and scored and then went for two and got it thus the Chiefs had to start throwing the ball again and that's how we got the over in the receiving yards for Travis Kelsey which was huge and we'll talk about that a little bit also I just saw something scroll across the screen that said the Texans committed 11 penalties and I believe that this is the fourth time this season they've committed 11 penalties in a game. That is on coaching. They are an undisciplined team. Look, I love D'Amico. I think he's doing a good job. I wouldn't advocate firing the guy. But when your team continues to commit those number of penalties like that,

something's not right about what you're doing, and that's on you. That is on the coach. That is on how they do things. Like, look, you can't go out there and just stop them from committing penalties. Players are going to do what they're going to do. But you lost that game because you committed too many stupid penalties. You had a touchdown taken off the board from it. Amazing.

Here's the other thing about the Texans, too. They were all having a good time. And it was funny, the shit they were, like, tweeting and putting on social media after beating the Cowboys. You're not good enough for that kind of shit talking. Because right now, the Titans can do it right back to you. Oh, yeah. And it's even worse because. It's the Titans.

Well, I don't even hate. I don't even care about the Titans, you know. But, like, their owner. I was listening to the radio, the sports doofs hoops in Nashville, and he's like, listen, this team stinks, but he knows that if they could win two games every year that the owner would want to beat the Texans because they're in Houston, they still live in Houston,

like, it's a big deal for them to beat the Texans for whatever reason. They hate the Texans, they want to beat the Texans, and there they go, they beat them. So, good for them and they made your your lady look stupid Hannah McNair talked all that shit they did you're right saying the blue is our color we own you guys all that early in the season right now look you embarrassed the first lady of the Texans sons of bitches all right if you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs, you've got to check out Pick 6 from DraftKings.

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I saw he left the game, but then I just saw he and Jameer doing a little video together because, you know, Sonic and Knuckles, and he seemed to be in good spirits. I need Montgomery for Thanksgiving. This is a big part of my day. Well, what I would guess is they were up enough, considering that Indy couldn't do a goddamn thing.

They were probably like, listen, they say he left the game because he was hurt. It's not going to be Thanksgiving without David Montgomery. I agree. And Detroit just did what Detroit does. They just beat up on Indy. They didn't score as many points maybe as they normally do,

but, I mean, they beat the shit out of them. The no almond raw, Tud, that kind of burned me today. Yep, that was the risk. But we got Sonic and Knuckles. They're Tuds. Let's see. Denver and Vegas. Denver won.

Good for Sean Payton celebrating like he just won the Super Bowl. I hate Denver. I hate Sean Payton. Our buddy Gardner Minshew got hurt there at the end, and the coach just said, it doesn't look good. Poor Gardner. He was slinging a little bit. You were asking me, like, why we stopped taking Gardner for passing yards,

and I was like, I don't know that they'll leave him in these games, but apparently they do leave him in these games. In the midst of leading them to a game-winning drive, and then he he died and then Desmond Ritter did what Desmond Ritter does suck I guess yeah he now you want to talk about a ball buster so the um and this was probably going to make bad beats with old Scotty Van Pelt if I had to guess but um the uh Broncos were a six point favorite favorite, I believe, five and a half or six points when the game kicked off. The spread at the time of the last play of the game was like 10 points.

I think the final score was, what, 29 to 19, so it was a 10-point game. The Raiders had the ball at the one-yard line. The only thing you could not do in that situation is take a sack if you're trying to score the touchdown you cannot take a sack or get stopped short of the end zone if that happens the odds are the clock's gonna run out and the dipshit took the sack and the clock ran out and they didn't get it so the broncos covered maybe that's why sean payton was so excited because he was reacting like they just won the super bowl yeah you would have thought like this is like a huge like playoff game or something and you would have also thought that like they just won the Super Bowl. Yeah, you would have thought this is a huge playoff game or something.

And you would have also thought that that sack at the end saved the game, when in reality it didn't. It was a 10-point game, so even if they scored there, they got like 10 seconds to try to get an onside kick. You won the game. They weren't going to come back and beat you. But what's interesting is he's reacting like he's out there fist-pumping and running and hugging people. I think Sean Payton took the Broncos minus six.

That's what I think. It's possible. It's certainly possible. Look, I'm not going to sit there and accuse people of doing dirty deeds, but I will say that with that kind of reaction, I believe Sean Payton probably had money on the game. I'd say it's probable. Nobody reacts that way after a sack at the end of a 10-point victory. The fact that you kept them out from the one-yard line, I think Sean had a big sum of money, minus five and a half, minus six, whatever it was, and he was excited

about that. I hate Sean Payton. Let's see, San Francisco just got worked by Green Bay. That's not shocking considering... Kittle got his touchdown, didn't he? Well, Kittle was a – look, I told you, take Kittle. Arizona and Seattle. Seattle got a win in this mess of a division that they're in. Have you seen the standings now, the latest one? I think everybody's separated by a game pretty much if I had to guess. And San Francisco is still alive because, again, Arizona loses today. They were winning the division.

So now Seattle, who had really not played well after starting 3-0, now I think they're probably back in first place. I think, honestly, I'm going to go. You can still take division winners. I'm going to put money on San Francisco. I mean, 6-5 Seattle, 6-5 Arizona. The Rams could be 6-5 tonight if they beat the Eagles, or they'll be 5-6, which is what the 49ers are.

I'd still take the 49ers once they get Purdy back once they've never been fully healthy this year yeah that's true I think I would take the Rams I like look the thing I love about this division is I love all the teams that throw like Seattle what do we tell you Gino's gonna go out there and sling Arizona was slinging today the The Rams are going to sling tonight. So I love that division for passing yardage. But I'd say I would have guessed that the longest odds, and I would imagine these aren't up yet because they need to be updated, but I would imagine that the longest odds to win the division may be the Rams. I would think so.

And even though they're tied with – Depending what tonight, too, that'll be a big... Correct. So let's say the Eagles beat them, and the Eagles have not been known to beat good teams so far this year. They've just been picking on shitty teams. But let's say, and not that the Rams are a great team, but I think they're solid,

and they've been a lot better since Cup and Nakua, and everybody's got back in it. That's why they didn't sell those dudes off. They can move the ball. They can do things. If they lose tonight, though, I'd still consider them right there in the mix for that division, and that might be the team I take.

Now, I'd have to look at the rest of their schedule as well, but I think the Rams are right there in this thing because Seattle's proven. Like, Seattle won at home today. They hadn't been winning at home lately. You know what I'm saying? Like, even teams like Seattle at home have struggled. Arizona, does anybody really believe in Arizona?

Not really. San Francisco continues to battle injuries and infighting. So I mean, they're they're set up. I mean, they've got the birds tonight, obviously, before this. Depending when you listen to this, then they've got the Saints next week. Then they've got the Bills. That's a tough one. 49ers, Jets, Cardinals, Seahawks.

A lot of division games left also they are showing all the people Bradley Cooper's at the game and so is Rob McElhaney who has become really insufferable uh so the big McDougal fan base is out in full force I guarantee they take that building over because everybody takes that bill they really they showed uh video of the tailgates earlier it's all eagles people and jason kelsey playing beer pong because oh wow jason kelsey out there mixing it up with the people drawing attention to himself no fucking way was it app state yesterday he was at randomly and you're like why is he at app state i'm like because there's cameras there jason kelsey will

go wherever cameras are again his brother's not even annoying anymore. Like his better looking dating Taylor Swift brother is far more tolerable, much more tolerable than Jason Kelsey, who is fucking annoying. What? I just remembered that we DVR the Chiefs Christmas movie thing. Oh, was that the Donna Kelsey? I don't remember. There's two. There's one that's on hallmark that donna kelsey is in you hate her yes uh the chief's love story thing but then there's also

another one on lifetime where there's like a football player who falls in love with a pop star that may be the one that recorded yesterday well we have to check that out i mean we got the whole season coming up to watch this stuff. It's a Christmas movie season. But anyway, so let's look at some of the plays from today, though. Like, dude, if my calculations are correct, the prop to you drop bets that I had just on my sheet here went 18 and 7 today. That's pretty good. Mine did good. I had a lot hit today, but of course nothing was together.

We did say we were going to do the thing where you give me like the $50. I put 10 on like just 10 individual things yeah but full disclosure we got a little hammered last night very hammered um we woke up a little late so we didn't really have a lot of time yeah to bet because you know we can't just bet at home yep um so we had to motor on over to illinois to get our bets in uh super hammered from football on saturday i don't know how we got so hammered. Super hammered. I passed out on the couch. Normally not on Saturdays. That never happens on Saturdays.

I did last night and then had some well there was a lot of delicious treats. I had like two bowls of ramen I guess last night. One of them was a Boosie wrap snacks. Yeah you did get into the Boosies. So that was me. I love this Cowboys thing though too

where the redskins are sorry the commanders missed the extra point after after that epic play it reminds me i was showing you this there was a play called the river city relay with the saints back in the day i think it was oh three or four and uh aaron brooks was the quarterback and they're losing 20 to 13 to the Jaguars, and they have to go like 60, 70 yards, last play of the game type of deal, you know? And they score on like three or four laterals, and all they have to do is make the extra point, mind you, the old school extra point, which is a chip shot. And if they do that, they end up tying the game,

and it goes to overtime against Jacksonville. Instead, John Carney misses the extra point and Jim Henderson, who's one of the great announcers, he was awesome with the Saints. I miss him. He just goes, no! How could he do that? It was a pretty classic moment, very Saints moment. Can we discuss something that they just showed on the Sunday night football? Sure. so i took a picture of it because i wanted to bring it up because i always

say the problem with taking saquon tuds is they get stolen by jalen hurts he's a touchdown thief i i this is factually true they labeled him a touchdown vulture yes because saquon has had seven, seven rushes end at the one-yard line. Did all seven of those result in touchdowns for Jalen Hurts? Well, he's got 11 rushes from the one-yard line, so I'm saying yes. So that is the problem. Those are seven touchdowns that Saquon should have had. But all that said, Saquon still has a shit ton of touchdowns. He doesn't get them when I bet him.

Well, that's tough. That's a tough one. Speaking of, now, I will tell you this. I did hit a nice parlay earlier today. First off, Justin Jefferson screwed me. He was my biggest bet of the day. We had a boost on the Bears game, and I used the boost on Jefferson, and Jefferson ended up with like 20 something yards

I took him to have 90 but after the two Jefferson plays my plays that I said on prop to you drop were just fucking dead on without those I think I went 16 and five no I'm sorry 18 and five without the the two Jefferson plays so I was today. But I told you Baker Mayfield passing yards, check. I missed on Rashad White, who was close, but 64 and a half rushing and passing, didn't get or receiving. But Baker rushed for over 12, called that. Hunter Henry of New England over 43 and a half, check. Johnnie Smith over three and a half catches for the Dolphins.

You guys got to pay attention to that, dude. We told you that five of the last six games he had over three and a half catches. I think today he had nine. Let's see. Nico touchdown for the Texans. Check. Dalton Schultz only got two catches, so that didn't hit. Levis threw a pick, and Mechie didn't get to 21 and a half yards, but he did have, I think he had two catches. Actually, he might have only had one. Travis Kelsey over 56 and a half receiving yards. Check. Travis Kelsey first quarter yards. Check. Austin Eckler didn't score a touchdown, but Zach Gertz went easily over 30 and a half. That's the eighth time he's had more than 30 receiving yards for Washington this year. For Detroit,

we had the Gibbs and Montgomery touchdown parlay, which was plus 200. Gibbs over 92.5 rushing and receiving. That also hit. For the Dallas game, I forgot that Rico Dowdle also had over 57.5. I told you that so far this year, Washington has allowed a 50-plus yard rushing running back every game. Richard Senevendi did not throw a pick. Gardner Minshew did throw a pick. avindi did not throw a pick gardner menshu did throw a pick jordan love did not throw for 247 and a half but george kittle had over 49 and a half which that number was down to 38 today once they found out that purdy was out and a uh kittle

touchdown which when i said to do it was plus 220 today 300 it was plus, so 50 bucks would win you 150, pay out 200. Geno Smith, he threw for the over in his yards. Jackson Smith in Jigba over 55 and a half easily. Geno interception, yes. And now we have Matt Stafford, 243 and a half tonight. Do you want to hear my big ball buster parlay of the day? I would love to. And speaking of ball busters, I missed the Diego Pavia rushing and passing yards for Vanderbilt by a fucking yard last night. That's a ball buster. You've had a couple of them. 25 yards I would have hit a like a 500 parlay and the son of a bitch missed it by four yards and he

threw it on third down late in the game into the end zone if the guy catches it I hit it but I didn't so one of my favorite things to do is to do tight end parlays yeah and I put enough of them in there where I bet them down so they're not like you know they're not they're not their actual number yeah so today I built my tight end parlay. I took John O. Smith down to 25, which was stupid because he had like 90. Yep. I took Hunter Henry for 40, which wasn't looking great,

but he came through. Came through. I took George Kittle, bet him down to 25. Yep. Got that easy. Cole Komet, 25. Bang.

Trey McBride of the Cardinals, 40. Nailed that. Travis Kelsey, 50. Nailed that. I missed it by one of our old reliable friends, Cade Otten, who had 30 yards on one catch, and he needed 40. Yeah, but your tight ends plays are solid. Dude, McBride, who we love, had a huge day.

That was a plus. 18-29 parlay had it hit, but Cade Otten. I forget now, you know, evans is back so baker's not as heavy reliable on kate anymore but i'll tell you and i also lost like two because no mike evans tud that's tough i really thought he was gonna come back and they'd be like all right let's get our guy back going like touchdowns is what he does yeah not today friends so uh here's my parlay that hit it was uh hunter henry over 43 and a half receiving yards he had 44 i was owed one that was a one yard and his was like we said his was not looking good nope

uh we had travis kelsey over 60 i don't think he hit that number until the last possession of the game george kittle over 38 and a half homeboy had like 90 and then Jackson Smith in Jigba over 57 and a half I used a small boost on that it was only a 10 boost on DraftKings that was plus 11 82 so that paid out 650 that's a nice that was a nice hit there that's your manjaro for next month hot damn thank you very much uh so then we got tonight's game. Maybe we'll get back on here and do another pod to break down the birds game after this, after we drink some more beers and do shots. Is there a shot game for tonight? Are we doing touchdown shots for anyone?

Just all touchdowns that are scored? Like last night, we got fucked. Well, we got fucked. I don't know how we got so fucked up last night. We also drank heavier beer. We did the Sam Adams holiday pack. Not bad. A lot of those were really good. I spilled one all over the blanket. That's how drunk I was. fucked up last night we also drank heavier beer we did the uh sam adams holiday pack not bad it was a lot of those were really good i spilled one all over the blanket that's how drunk i was

um but those are heavier those are all like six percenters so that's not your you know run of the mill bush light nope we also did a lot of uh shots for we i mean every parlay every bet i hit i'm like shot shot shot and i hit a grizzlies parlay out of nowhere, which was great. Did we talk about how we have the Matthew McConaughey tequila? We may have. But yeah, so I've been listening to all these Matthew McConaughey interviews because he's fucking awesome and I love him. And they were talking about his tequila. It's called Pantolones.

And it's pretty good. We went and bought it. We're big Sammy Hagar tequila people, Santo. Sammy got his shit hijacked like someone stole two trucks of santo and now they're saying it's gonna be really hard to get it was like two million dollars of tequila so that means we need to run over and get some santo maybe tomorrow i'll go over to the uh to the total wine and get some you probably should a because we did finish the santo yesterday but then this morning when i woke up i looked at the mcconaughey tequila and it's almost gone we had a lot of tequila so all i have is an 1800

like white socks edition tequila left um 1800 is good but yeah we should probably if they still have it you should probably go get that sammy tomorrow i probably will take that six hundo you want buy a couple bottles and just to let you guys know what i got going on not again not that any of this will matter because you're going to be listening to this but so you'll be able to listen to this when you're listening to it and go oh i know for a fact that that hit or it didn't hit but the only thing i got tonight is aj brown and cooper cup to each have 20 receiving yards in each half. And then I've got, let's see, I've got Jalen Hurts and Matthew Stafford to each throw for 15 passing yards in each quarter. And Jalen Hurts and Matthew Stafford to each throw for 30 passing yards in each quarter.

That one's a longer shot. You really shot for the moon with that one. I did, but you know what? If it doesn't hit, hopefully I get the 15 from each of them i mean they're professional quarterbacks they should be able to throw the fucking ball for 15 goddamn yards i have two different parlays going but i don't even know what's in them like it was still rushed today i don't like anything so i guess we're gonna have to see how it plays out how things go but uh we uh we may end up getting back on and doing another pot after the game because we'll probably be more intoxicated by then and uh so what are we doing shots of any sort or no like how do we determine

what shots we're doing well it's usually if we hit a parlay but i mean that's unlikely so um um turnover shots turnover shots now do we count just turnover like it has to be an interception or a fumble or do we do a turnover on downs I mean what do turnover on downs would be acceptable okay um there's got to be something I mean we could do a shot each time Jalen Hurts steals a touchdown from Saquon there's that too uh but that won't happen tonight because I took Jalen Hurts for the touchdown. Well, that's interesting. So what I would consider is every time we hit the – Every time they show a Philly celebrity.

Well, they've done that. So I don't know. I mean, there we go. That's a good one. So that's kind of a drinking game. So every time they show a Philly celebrity, we do a shot. What about every time – like let's say if um all right so let's say if one of our guys are the guys I got in this that need 20 in each half so I need AJ

Brown and I need Cooper Cup to each have 20 yards in each half so each time one of them eclipses 20 yards in the half I mean at most it happens twice in the half okay I mean, at most, it happens twice in the half. Yeah, that's a good one. Okay. I thought you meant the quarter one. I was like, that's aggressive. No, this is the half one. So each time they get, like, let's say once one of them eclipses the 20-yard mark in the

half, maybe neither one of them will, and it'll be dead. Okay. Do you want to know my parlays anyway, and then we can just maybe make something around those two? Sure. What do you got? So my first one is a Jalen Hurts touchdown. Okay.

Cooper Cup, 50 receiving yards. Saquon, two catches. Jalen Hurts, 200 passing yards. Matthew Stafford, two passing tuds. That's the risk. And a Cooper Cup touchdown. Okay. That's one.

Yeah. And number two. Again, these are large because I didn't have the balls to do like a $20 bet today. And we were so short on time. This one has Puka Nakua, 60 yards. A.J. Brown, 80 yards. Jahan Dotson, two catches. That's the wild card.

A.J. Brown, a Tud and Cooper Cup, a Tud. So I need Cooper. I guess if Cooper Cup scores a Tud, that keeps both of mine alive. So maybe we do a shot if there's a Cooper Cup touchdown. Or if Cooper Cup has 20 receiving yards in the half. There you go. All right. None of this will matter to any of you folks because you're going to be listening to this on Monday.

And you're going to be like, I don't give a shit. And I already know that you lost or you didn't lose. So there you go. All right. Maybe some more later. I don't know. We love you.