The Josh Innes Show - The Delco Pooper

Episode Date: May 2, 2025

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it seems neat. I don't know a ton about horse racing. I've heard of Bob Baffert, and I once interviewed a little tiny jockey man that was from Louisiana. His name was Kent DeSormo. And I think he rode a horse that won the Kentucky Derby. He's from like the Acadiana area in Louisiana. Let me look up what did this dude win? Did he win the Kentucky Derby? Kent DeSormo. Me and Matt, my buddy, interviewed him once. Little fella. Did you win the he's actually in the Jockey Hall of Fame. He's in the Race Hall of Fame, the Thoroughbred Horse Racing Hall of Fame. Let's see. Boy, this guy's been around a while. Let's see. He

won the most. He holds the US record for most races won in a single year with 598 wins. How the fuck can you race 600 times in a year? How many times do you race in a day? I mean, that's almost like a race and a half a day. Interesting. I know nothing about horse racing. I know that I used to go to Delta Downs in Vinton and they were a sponsor when I was on 610 and one year, I think maybe two different years we went for the Derby. It was kind of a cool place to watch the Derby because you'd go and

you'd bet on whatever actual horse racing they had in front of you. Then you'd go bet on the Derby and they let us hang out in this like club level the suite. It was like crab legs and fucking fancy drinks and shit. It's pretty cool. Let's see he won the Kentucky Derby and Preakness Stakes three times. I guess I should have known more about this guy. Like we interviewed him back in like 08 or 09, so I don't know what, or it had been 07 or 08. I don't know what he won those years that we would have interviewed him for.

Let's see. He won the Preakness Stakes in 08, and he won the Kentucky Derby in 08 and the Belmont in 09. So that must have been what we were interviewing him for. Yep, he's from Maurice, Louisiana and he sounded like it too. We'd interview him and he'd be like, hey, you know, I just raced a horse, you know, whatever. I don't know, that might have been an unfair Acadiana accent. But Kent Jason DeZormo, he is the little gentleman that rode the horses and he's won a lot of races. I didn't know this. I really talked to a real legend. I just thought we randomly talked to a dude that like won the Kentucky Derby one time. Turns out this dude's a

stud. But anyway, Kentucky Derby is this weekend. And I know nothing about it. But I do know that you can bet on it on Draft Kings. And I bring this up because our boy Toby Keith, we are big Toby Keith people on the Josh Ennis show as you know. We love Toby Keith courtesy of the red, white and the blue. Who's that man? All that stuff. We're big Toby Keith people and we're sad that he's dead. Red Solo Cup, we raise them high and then we pour one out for our brother, our departed homie, Mr. Toby Keith. Well, apparently,

Toby Keith has a horse in the Kentucky Derby. He's like a big horse racing guy and his dream was to have one of his horses run in the Kentucky Derby. Well, apparently that is the case. His name is Render Judgment, owned by the late country singer Toby Keith's farm. Before his death, Keith reportedly called it a dream to have one of his horses run in the Kentucky Derby. So there you go. I want to say last I saw he was like a 30 to 1 odds to win. So he's a mega long shot. But how do I not take it? We talk about Toby Keith all the

time. We listen to Red Solo Cup. On Sundays when I get hammered, most of my 90s country playlists is just epic, amazing Toby Keith shit. And how great would it be if that horse would win and he could just say, how do you like me now? Nay, motherfuckers. We'll see. But anyway, we'll be taking Toby Keith's horse for the Kentucky Derby. Anyway, let's play some commercials here and talk about pooping. All right, if you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs, you got to check out Pick Six from DraftKings. When it comes

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But the headline reads, alleged Delco pooper. Cops say she told them her poop was clean. Pennsylvania woman, cops say admitted to pooping on someone else's car as part of a road rage incident, apparently had a lot to say about the matter. Police say she bragged about a clean poop that didn't need toilet paper. According to the new legal docs obtained by TMZ, imagine like your TMZ and you're like, we need to obtain legal documents about a woman in Delco shitting on someone else's car. This is the investigative reporting we come to TMZ for. Journalism is alive and well. It was a clean poop she said. I didn't even have to wipe. Well here's the thing though. You shit on someone's car in a road rage incident. Where would you have wiped? I assume you don't carry dude wipes with you in the car. So first of

all that's a myth. There is no such thing as a poop that doesn't require a wipe. If you ever poop and you do not wipe, you're a monster. You're a disgusting human. There is no such thing. You are an animal. You know who doesn't wipe after poops? Animals. I don't care how clean you think your poop was, lady. It doesn't exist. There is no such thing as a poop that fucking clean. Cops say this woman, her name is Christina Salametto. That just sounds like someone from Delco, doesn't it?

Like if you were making up a story and you were like, well, you know, she's from Delco, Philadelphia, Pennsylvania. You're like, what is her name? Christina Salametto? Likeametto like yeah it is like like if you were to listen to that name and they said like if you were watching the news and you don't know what the story is but you see a mugshot and you hear the name Christina Salametto you'd go I asked you probably shit on someone's car in Delco like that's what that name sounds like. Sometimes the name doesn't make sense, you know. Like when you hear a school shooter name and it's like not like you know

Chad or something that made no sense. But my point is in this like when you hear something like certain things you hear and you're like, oh that tracks right like a certain name matches a certain crime or like a picture of someone matches a certain crime right like you picture of someone matches a certain crime, right? Like you look at someone and you're like, well, that guy surely doesn't look like a guy that would have robbed a bank or that guy certainly does look like somebody that would have, you

know, robbed, you know, the 7-Eleven, right? Generally speaking, a name like Christina Salamato sounds like she's from Delco and sounds like she would shit on someone's car in a road rage incident. Cops say Salametto was arrested Thursday and we've obtained her smiling mugshot. Well, I'd smile too if I took a shit that was so clean that I didn't have to wipe. She allegedly dropped a deuce on the hood of another motorist car after being upset with their driving. See, that's how I should handle these shitheads, no pun intended, here in Kirkwood, Missouri,

where they are the worst awful drivers on the planet. Whenever someone blows through a stop sign when I'm walking my dog, I'm going to flag them down and shit on the hood of their car. Maybe she's got the right idea. Philly keeps it just, they know what they're doing. And she's now facing charges of indecent exposure, disorderly conduct, criminal mischief, harassment, and depositing waste on the highway. New, oh, there's video? New video also shows Salametto being arrested

by two officers and police say they came to her home to pick her up after she admitted to being the Delco Pooper. This sounds like something that Angelo would have spent days on. Oh, Ria, it's the Delco poopa. Copsay Salamato had a clear reason for pooping on the car hood. They say she told them the car's owner called her a fat bitch and it made her angry and she explained, I wanted to punch her in the face but I pooped on her car instead and went home. Like, I'm not gonna like, I'm on her side in

the sense that like if the two options were you could physically assault someone and I would get hit in the face by Christina Salametto here or she shits on my car. I think I mean I'd probably take the shit on the car. A it's kind of funny. It's like wow this person's fucking nuts and two I'm not getting hit in the face by someone. There is video of this and they oh God they fuzzed out the. They have fuzzed out. they have fuzzed out I mean like she okay it looks like a Hyundai Sonata maybe that's what happened to our Sonata maybe it

got shit on in Delco but and I'm glad that TMZ adds an arrow to point where the shit is but I'm gonna tell you something right now I'm just just going to spit facts. This is facts. This is the gospel. Based on how big the pixelation is or how vast the pixelation is over the poop on the hood of the car, there is no fucking way that was a clean poop that didn't require a wipe. No way. That is messy. That is nasty. No way. That is messy. That is nasty. Like, like, wah-wah, hoagie, and coffee shits. Like, that is, that is a, look, I'm not trying to turn you off today. I don't know. Like, look, I understand this was a weird transition to go from, oh, dead Toby Keith has a horse in the Kentucky Derby and he's a long shot and I hope he wins, to woman shits on hood of car and road raids incident in Delco.

But there is a 0% chance, zero, that her underpants were clean when she got in the car because she's going to go to her car, she's going to sit. And when you sit, I guarantee you, like I don't want to see her underpants, but I feel like her underpants were disgusting because that is I mean, that's not just oh, she like you might say I dropped a log on the that's a blowout. That's like when that fucking Raptor shot all that black shit on Newman and Jurassic Park. Right in the fucking that's that like that's the consistency

of that. That is not I mean, that is not a good poop. That is a nasty like, oh, your dog needs to eat chicken and rice for a week poop. That is not good. I like the video. She's just squatting. Like, here's what I find fascinating. Is like, the way she's squatting over the hood of the car, it's not like she's sitting on it. So like, she like shot a laser beam of liquid shit onto the hood of this car, because she's like a distance away from it. That's something. Now I've kind of gone from being disgusted to almost impressed.

Like, hey, how the hell did the poop get all the way there based on where you're squatting? did the poop get all the way there based on where you're squatting? The only thing missing on this chick was like a shady McCoy jersey and double birds and a go birds. Like I almost feel like it's a guarantee that as homegirl here was shitting on the hood of this car, she was yelling go birds. I have no doubt about that. Like I feel like there's no question that she's like she is someone who has yelled at the visiting team's bus as it comes into Lincoln Financial Field. She has no doubt referred to Tony Romo as Tony Homo. And she no doubt yelled go birds while she was projectile shitting. Is that a thing? Is that real? I think we could call what she did projectile shitting. I don't want to see the actual video. God, I think there's a video that's unedited. Oh, then they show her getting arrested. She's smiling. Oh God, that is a larger. I mean, she's not like morbidly obese, but she's fat. She's getting

arrested. Oh dear. Oh heavens. Yeah, that's really gross, but also impressive. Again, I'm torn. I don't know how to feel. As I sit here today, there's a strange feeling that has come over me and that I'm disgusted by this woman shitting on the car but also impressed by the distance that she got on the shit. Wow what a world. Anyway good job Phili- hey look it's a step in the right direction at least she didn't eat this shit. Way to improve yourselves Philadelphia.