The Josh Innes Show - The End Of The BYJew

Episode Date: June 30, 2025

Jake Retzlaff is/was the QB at BYU. He of course is known for being the Jewish dude playing football at BYU. Well, it appears he will no longer be part of the BYU football team because he made a the sex with a lady...well, he may have sexually assaulted her. So that's not good. But, at BYU, any sex is bad sex. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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and he's actually not going to be the quarterback at BYU. He's pretty good. He's a nice guy to take for prop bets if you're in a state that allows you to make prop bets on your college players, which when I learned is a lot of states don't allow it like I was in Louisiana last football season for a weekend and I couldn't bet on prop bets. That makes me sad. That's unfortunate. I'm a big fan of betting on prop bets. But

anyway, I digress but Retzlaff is a good candidate for those things but BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff is no longer going to be the quarterback or at least doesn't anticipate being the quarterback of the BYU Cougars why is that the case well we will get into that after these words get unlimited grocery delivery with PC Express Pass. Meal prep, delivered. Snacks, delivered. Fresh fruit, delivered. Grocery delivery on repeat for just $2.50 a month.

Learn more at pcexpress.ca. So the intriguing story of BYU quarterback Jake Retzlaff, he's anticipating a significant suspension for violating the university's honor code and is likely to leave the program according to multiple reports. Now how did he break the honor code? Well there's an honor code at Brigham Young University, they're Mormons of course. There's an honor code about premarital sex. Now you've heard all the stories about like Mormons and how they kind of get around honor code about premarital sex. Now you've heard all the stories about like Mormons and how they kind of get around the idea of premarital sex, the the art of soaking,

which if you believe this is a story where dudes will like put their pee in a lady's V, but they don't thrust they have like a partner, have a wingman they have a friend that is willing to jump on the bed and move the bed so the P will go into the V in a sexual type thing and make a make of the sex but not a make of the sex right so at BYU there is an honor code and the honor code says you cannot have sex before marriage let's actually get even deeper into this Let's take a look here at the old chat GPT on the honor code. BYU has a strict honor code and it explicitly prohibits premarital sex. Live a chaste and virtuous life, abstain from sexual relations outside of a marriage between a man and a woman. This means premarital sex is not allowed. Same-sex sexual behavior, including romantic physical expression, is prohibited. Violations could lead to disciplinary actions, including suspension or expulsion. These rules reflect BYU's affiliation with the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, which teaches chastity before marriage and fidelity within marriage as religious principles. Now, I

don't know why anybody would like I don't understand the concept of being religious or why you want to be like governed by your religion in such a manner. I don't know why you'd want to go to BYU and run the risk of this. Also, I don't know. I guess since it's the honor code, if it's an honor code, that means you could probably be doing a lot of sex. Like my guess is there's people that go to BYU that that bang it out a lot. The issue is you have to

you know count on somebody that diming you out. What kind of shit head would go and like dime out? Actually, let's ask that question. Let's ask this. Let's ask chat GPT, like how would someone get caught breaking the honor code and my guess would be that would be some dickhead would go like go tell the Dean or something that you were the president of the university that you were banging. Let's see, at BYU students can be reported or caught breaking the honor code including rules about premarital sex in several ways. The system relies heavily on self-reporting, peer reporting, and institutional enforcement. Here's how

it commonly happens. One, self-reporting. Some students confess voluntarily, often for religious or personal reasons. Those people are called pussies. Two, peer or roommate reporting. BYU culture sometimes encourages students to report violations. A roommate, friend, ex-partner, or witness may report suspected behavior to the Honor Code Office. But if you're an ex-partner and you report someone, you're also reporting yourself, now do you get like a benefit if you go in and say, listen, me and Tom over here, we had sex, but I feel so terrible about it that I'm going to tell you that we had sex. Does that give me some sort of leniency here? Do I like get to stay in school while Tom gets but like how much of a dickhead of a human do you have to be?

To dime out your buddy for getting laid at BYU now I don't know how often this happens or how many people get expelled at BYU on a yearly basis for breaking the honor code But that's a shitty way to go about life like it like what kind of asshole Are you to go dime out your buddy for having sex with somebody in college the time in your life where everybody's out there having sex. But on the other hand, it's your choice to go to BYU and you know what the rules are when you go to BYU, right? So if you enroll at BYU and you know like, hey, we're not supposed to have sex here, you made the choice to go to BYU knowing that you can't have sex there. But anyway, this story is not about soaking and the story is not about you know the honor code, although it is about the honor code at BYU. It's

not. It's fascinating because Jake Retzlaff, who is the quarterback at BYU, is also now involved in a civil suit that was filed against in May against Retzlaff alleging that he sexually assaulted a woman at his home. The woman who claims that Retzlaff, quote, raped, strangled and bit her is suing Retzlaff for alleged battery assault and intentional infliction of emotional distress and is seeking damages of at least $300,000. Retzlaff's lawyers denied the allegations in response to the lawsuit filed on June 28th, describing them as ridiculous and bizarre. Now, why does that matter? It matters because it seems like BYU, if he was just accused of raping somebody, BYU would be like, eh, we'll let him play.

It's the fact that he had sex is why he's going to get suspended. What year are we in? What world is this where, hey, look, this guy is being accused of sexual assault, eh, whatever. Oh, wait, but he had sex with somebody before marriage get the fuck out of here But that said if you're Jake Retzlaff, you know that when you enroll at BYU Like that's gotta hurt recruiting for BYU. Although I'm a big believer and if you've listened to the podcast for any period of time, you do know how I feel about

Mormons you never bet against the Mormons. You may never bet on the Mormons, but you never bet against them. So like when BYU rolls up and they're like a 10 point underdog to somebody, you're like, you know what, I may not bet on you, but I'm not gonna bet against you because the Mormons are some tough motherfuckers, some big, just strong ass white dudes usually that go out there and just play tough for whatever reason. They're just hard. They're like lunch pail dudes. like you say about all white dudes, but they're a special brand of lunch pail dude because they're a sexually repressed lunch pail dude. So like

they just go out there and kick people's ass. They play hard. Maybe not going to win the title or anything like that, but I would never bet against BYU. Let's continue in this story. BYU, which is sponsored by the Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints, has an honor code that states students must live chaste and virtuous life, which includes abstaining from sexual relations outside of marriage between a man and a woman. The university has issued disciplinary measures against athletes before for premarital sex, most notably in March 2011 when standout forward Brandon Davies was dismissed from the university's men basketball team, which was number three in the country at the time. I totally

forgot about that. They don't fuck around dude. Like I can't fathom being religious. Like I can understand being spiritual and I can understand like believing in a higher power because it feels good to believe in a higher power. It feels nice to think that everything that is in your life isn't necessarily controlled by you and that things do happen for a reason because there's an eye in the sky that pulls the strings like a marionette and like it feels good to think that and by the way as you get

older, I believe I don't know this to be a fact, but I feel pretty confident that statistics would bear it out that the older you get the more spiritual you get like early in your life. You're really spiritual and kind of believe in religion because mom and dad tell you to then you kind of get into high school college and kind of that that 20 to 45 ish type of run where you're like whatever and who buys the **** Then as you get closer to death and you start

to realize your own mortality and you realize that look there may not be a heaven. There may not be a hell, but if there is, I want to make sure I'm on the right path to get there all the sudden you become more spiritual as you get older and I believe that that's a cycle that happens for a lot of people. I'm in a state right now where I just I don't believe in any of the stuff, but I have no issue with people who are spiritual types who want to

believe in a higher power because what the hell is wrong with believing in a higher power like that's a good thing and they like I think that's good and if it makes you feel better great as long as you're not hurting other people or your religion is not some fucking lunatic maniacal religion like I was you know, I was walking Ross the other day and we were in the park and like it's 9 billion degrees and like there's a guy walking with his lady and she's wearing like a hijab or whatever and like her

ankles are covered in all the **** and I'm like like what a miserable way to go about things, you know, like why is this religion this way right? So like but I think it's good to believe in something. I don't think that's a bad thing. I don't know that I'd want to go to a school where if I happen to bang somebody in the time in my life where I'm supposed to be banging people that I could get kicked out of the school. But you also made that choice when you went there. Does the butt count? Does that

count? No. Okay. Let me see here. Hold on. I'm going to ask chat GPT. All right. How does the church of... Hold on. Let me try that again. Let's ask chat GPT. What is BYU's view on anal sex? That's a question. Let's see. What is BYU's view on anal sex? Let's see. Let's get down to business here. Brigham Young's honor code doesn't single out anal sex specifically, but it completely prohibits any sexual activity outside a legal marriage between man and a woman under the principle of living a chaste and virtuous life. So that includes vaginal intercourse, oral sex, anal sex, any form of sexual intimacy. So, okay, so no butt sex. See, that's the work around, you know, when you start talking about the Catholic people. They've got their

work around, you know, which is the back door. It's the old back door work around, you know, and you don't feel as guilty because you didn't give up the V you just gave up the B. But anywho, so I just find this story to be funny because like the issue is not that he may have raped somebody the issue is that he had sex at all. In his first full season as the team starter Retzlaff helped guide BYU to an 11-2 mark and a victory in the Alamo Bowl. The Cougars were ranked number 14 in the final coaches' poll. Retzlaff completed 58% of his passes for 2,947 yards, 20 touchdowns, 12 interceptions while

rushing for 417 yards and 6 touchdowns. His return was a significant reason for high expectations that have the Cougars among the favorites in the Big 12 and the Big 12 just fucking sucks now for being fair and significant contenders for the college football player. So now wonder like if you're a if you're a school, like he's a player like he can sling it right like if you're a school that thinks he can play like how leery or weary are you of the fact that oh by the way the guy is involved in a sexual assault

case or rape case like how is that going to impact whether or not you take it or do you not even give a shit like I'm going to guess that there's a lot of schools will be like well it's just in the works now but he hadn't been a key and been convicted of anything come sling the hog for us at Oklahoma State pal. Let's see. He gained national attention beyond the field as a Jewish quarterback representing a school with an overwhelmingly LDS student pathway. Ah, that's right. He's the BYJU is what they call him. Should Retzlaff leave,

BYU has two other quarterbacks on its roster, McKay Hillstead and Tracen Bourgette. Well, who cares? Are they having sex? Oh, by the way, neither one of those dudes threw a pass last year. So have fun BYU. Hey, look, you made the choice to go to BYU, pal. That's the risk you take. Because you're going to school at a place where you got narcs everywhere that are trying to die me out. And you're a relatively high profile guy that had sex with a gal. Now, maybe he did rape this gal or

sexually assault this gal. I do not know. But if he didn't, like you also put yourself at risk there too. Just like it's a messy situation. I wouldn't go to BYU. It just seems like a bad time. But anywho, more to come.