The Josh Innes Show - The NFL Will Not Let The Bills Beat KC

Episode Date: January 20, 2025

First off, I had a tweet go viral over the weekend. It's amazing what posts grow legs. Second, the NFL is not going to let Buffalo beat Kansas City. Normally, I'm not one of these conspiracy theorist types. But, I'm 100% on board with this one... You think the NFL wants to miss out on Taylor at the Super Bowl? You think the NFL wants to miss out on the Kelce's at the Super Bowl? Forget about it. Also, I've decided the Chiefs fans are the most insufferable group of dopes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It's Josh and Jilly. Just watched the Grizzlies win and hanging out after a weekend of football. Jilly, how are you? hanging out after a weekend of football. Jilly, how are you? It's that weird time, though, where you get really sad because, like, football's basically over. Yeah, it's extremely sad. It was to the point today, I'm like, what are we going to do on Saturday? I don't know. I have no answers to that.

And I never thought I'd be this person, because I used to make fun of the people that were like, it's so sad, like, football season's over, and I can't wait for it to start. But tonight is the national championship game, it's so sad. Football season's over, and I can't wait for it to start. But tonight is the national championship game. Then college is over. And then you've got essentially three more weeks of football in the sense that there's games, then there's two weeks off.

So technically there's three weeks, but then it's over. And inevitably what's going to happen is the Super Bowl is going to be the Eagles versus the Chiefs. And then by the time that game comes around, I don't even want to watch it because I'm sick of hearing about the Kelsey family which is really somehow all that's going to be about so if you want to do us a solid either Washington can help us out or uh we could also get helped out by uh the Bills just we don't want to have the Eagles and the Chiefs because then it's just all Kelsey shit all day. But I kind of want it to be that only because I don't know what Jason Kelsey does.

He's got to cheer for his brother, but he's got to cheer for Philly. He can't do the split jersey. Philly would crush him. Yeah. And basically the only people that watch anything he does are Philly people. There's nobody else in the country that's like, boy, I can't wait for the Jason Kelsey TV show to come on other than McDougal's. There's nobody that is super psyched about his podcast other than the Taylor people. And the Taylor people are going to tune that shit out the second there's a breakup, which, you know what, though? I hope they don't break up other than the fact that it would kill Jason Kelsey's media career, which I'd be totally cool with, I want to believe in love. And maybe there is love there. As I said, I actually kind of enjoy Travis Kelsey because he's a douche, but at least he's an authentic douche. He's being himself. Maybe he likes the chick. I don't know. But I don't mind him. I don't mind her as much and I don't mind him because somehow the two bigger stars in all of this, one is the biggest star on the planet and the other is the bigger star of the brothers, and we don't hear about them.

All we really hear about is the dipshit brother that likes to take his shirt off and be a hard-on. And his wife's number one podcast. Which is also a farce, and that's fine. Just to be clear about number one podcasts and shit basically they do these things on a weekly basis so like you could catch like a week where it's your debut podcast and joe rogan doesn't put out anything and then all of a sudden all these line media people come out with well joe rogan's been dethroned as the number one podcast no there's not a more important podcast on the planet than the Joe Rogan podcast. I assure you that Jason Kelsey's wife talking about lady lacrosse or whatever the

field hockey and other wife shit is not getting more listeners than Joe Rogan, who essentially had a massive impact on the presidential election. So anytime you read shit like that, just know they're full of shit and read the fine print. That's all I ask of you. Again, because podcasts are ranked on a weekly basis and it's one episode. So please spare me. And the second this shit's over, the relationship's over, so are these podcasts. But they are just unlikable people. I was talking to a buddy of mine, and he was like, well, Travis is clearly the one suckling off the teat here.

Jason is just, I'm like, no, he's not. He's banging the chick. He's having to do all the hard work while the other family members just glom on and are like, hey, we're famous now because we're glomming on to them, like the stupid mom and the stupid wife. Like, I just, look, maybe I'm just a mean person

maybe I'm a miserable person maybe that's it but I'm just sick of these people so Super Bowl wise in a perfect world Washington would win and the Bills would win Washington and Buffalo that would be the perfect Super Bowl because then there'd be no Kelsey's to deal with other than the fact and then it would probably just become what the, since neither one of them are playing in the game, they would just be like analysts for the game on some television channel. And then they'd still be around. But at least we wouldn't have to hear about them. And by the way, I fucking hate the Chiefs. And I hate their fucking fans.

So I tweeted over the weekend. It's amazing the kind of shit that gets legs, right? Like you tweet shit that you think is brilliant and no one sees it or gives a shit. For example, over the weekend, I tweeted a, I retweeted a video that was posted of Taylor Swift and Caitlin Clark talking in the suite. And it said something like, Caitlin Clark and Taylor Swift are sharing a box. I'm like, and I posted the Beavis and Butthead laughing meme. And it got like a box. I'm like, and I posted the Beavis and Butthead laughing meme and it got like three likes. I'm like, how do you not get this? This is brilliant humor. Then I see that this dude from Kansas City, who I'm not a fan of, like he's a radio guy that

used to be in St. Louis. I believe his whole shtick is full of shit. He just goes wherever the wind goes. And like, he's a homer because the Chiefs are good if the Chiefs sucked he would hate the Chiefs like I just don't view him as an authentic person and when you're inauthentic on the radio I dislike you so I just dislike this guy from the jump probably not a bad guy I just don't like your shtick on the radio so he tweets winners win and losers complain about the refs and I was still pissed off after the Texans game anyway and again I talked about it earlier I don't think they lost because of the refs I do think the refs played a part in it but the Texans own ineptitude and suckiness was the main reason they lost but I was drunk and I

was angry about it so I'm like I guarantee I can go search this guy put in Bob Fesco and put in refs and I guarantee you there's some examples of him shitting on the refs and blaming the refs for the Chiefs losing. Sure enough, first thing that pops up is a tweet from the Super Bowl back in 2021 that says Brady plus Gronk plus the refs equals tough to beat or something like that. Screenshot it, retweet him and put that in the tweet. And I'm like, okay, cool, whatever, burn, no one's going to give a shit, right? Well, somehow, virtually the whole world seemingly gave a shit because I start looking at it the next morning and I'm like, oh, wow, this thing's got like 4,000 likes, 5,000 likes, and it's got like 10,000 views or something like that. I'm

like, wow. So, I mean, look, I got more engagement than I normally get. So that's neat. As the day went on, that number just kept growing and growing and growing and growing to the point that where we're at right now, and this was tweeted out Saturday night. So about 48 hours ago, this was tweeted, give or take, maybe a little bit longer, a little bit shorter, whatever. But currently, and it just keeps getting likes and retweets, this currently has been viewed almost 2.5 million times. And it has 58,000 likes and 2,300 retweets.

I don't think anything I've ever tweeted has ever gotten that kind of reaction. And I didn't, again, there's nothing about this that made me think it would get a big reaction. I've tweeted shit that I thought was brilliant that no one gives a shit about. And then this is like the biggest tweet I've ever sent out. So I, I, do we consider that going viral, at least in a Twitter context? That's a viral tweet, right? I don't know if it's necessarily viral. It hasn't been like popping up on different sites and people, you know, I don that it's viral but it's but it's look and look I'm not trying to

brag because who gives a shit but all of a sudden people are just you know and like I'm getting comments from all these people and they're shitting on this guy then the Chiefs people are coming in and the Chiefs people are ripping the Texans people for blaming the refs. And look, I just really have grown to despise the Kansas City Chiefs and their fans. And as I told you guys before, I grew up rooting for the Chiefs when I was a kid. Like that was kind of our team. Let me play a couple commercials here and then we'll continue. All right. If you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs, you got to check

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charities across Canada. But here's what I think about the Chiefs, and now that I went through some of these comments and read them and read the stuff from their fans, their fans are the worst kind because they're kind of like new money people. They're white trash people that win the lottery and then take their lottery winnings and build a demolition derby track in the backyard of their mansion. And then they end

up broke within a year and then they all end up dead. It doesn't matter how much money you win in the lottery, you're still just plain white trash you're a rube right and these chiefs people who spent most of their existence blowing playoff games most of their existence bitching about how tom brady gets all the fucking calls now all of a sudden they win a couple super bowls because patrick mahomes comes around and now it's like oh like everybody else they're just a bunch of whiny bitches you whined more than anybody whenever tom brady was keeping you from your super bowls and you bitched about the refs you all did it like everybody else they're just a bunch of whiny bitches you whined more than anybody whenever tom brady was keeping you from your super bowls and you bitched about the refs you all did it and now

because you're successful you sit around and and rip everybody else fuck you i hate the chiefs i hate their fans i hate their stupid chiefs kingdom you're native americans you don't have a kingdom there's not a monarchy in the Native American world. You are just, there is no chief's kingdom. It's stupid. I just despise these hillbillies and screw them. And one day when there's no Patrick Mahomes anymore, your little world's gonna come crashing down

and you're gonna go back to being the same Kansas City chiefs that everybody has always known, which is the choking garbage chiefs. But congrats, you got Mahomes. You dick swing now, but your time But congrats, you got Mahomes. You dick swing now. But your time is going to come, you arrogant cocksuckers. I hate them.

Well said. What is your least favorite fan base in the NFL? Who do you think is the worst? And I'm putting the Chiefs over McDougal. Because McDougal is basically consistent in being inconsistent. Always miserable. Always hates the coach. Always hates the that's mcdougall in kansas city they do this whole midwest bullshit where it's like hey we're nice we're from the midwest but really they're just gross new money douches i despise

them no i mean it has to be it's probably just recency bias but yeah the chiefs people are unbearable and maybe because we live here too so we see it more oh and they're even bigger frauds too because here in St. Louis after the league took their team away a bunch of people just kind of gravitated towards the Chiefs and you know now like because the Chiefs are good all these front runners in St. Louis are Chiefs fans I guarantee there's a bunch of people here that when the Rams were here and winning the Super Bowl and going to another one they were were blowing the Rams. Then the Rams leave. Then all of a sudden, you're diehard Chiefs fans. Get the hell out of Dodge with that. I'm not here for it. It's lame as hell. So I despise the Chiefs. I despise their fans. I despise the notion of Chiefs kingdom. There is no kingdom. I hate Mahomes.

I don't mind his wife. She's kind of grown on me a little bit. I despise the Kelsey family. Other than Travis, he's fine. I tell you. Anything stand out to you this weekend in the football? Anything special? I told you Buffalo would win. You did tell me Buffalo would win. And then, of course, Mark Andrews drops the ball.

But it's not like that was the make or break. Like, yes, you had to catch that to keep the game going but a thousand other things happened that screwed them but now like Mark Andrews is kind of the face because no one's going to want to blame Lamar because Lamar stunk yet uh you know no one wants to blame him so let's go to Mark Andrews and be like if he catches that then who knows well again let us not forget that Lamar had an egregious fumble and interception. So I guess good for Josh Allen, although he kind of annoys me too. But do you think Buffalo has a chance? They have a chance. I don't think they're going to win.

It's going to be the Chiefs. The refs won't let them win. The NFL wants Taylor for those viewers on Super Bowl Sunday. Yeah, I think you're going to be hard-pressed to find anybody who's going to take Buffalo, especially from a betting standpoint, because of what you said. We can be conspiracy theorists all we want about this, but the reality is the NFL wants Taylor in there, because if Taylor's at the Super Bowl, and Taylor's in the booth, and all these people and all the little girlies are tuning in, I mean, it's the Super Bowl anyway, so people are going to tune in. It's going

to have 120 million viewers. There's a potential that they win the Super Bowl and Travis proposes on the field to Taylor. I mean, that's... And there's only one way that can happen. And that's if the Chiefs don't get to the Super Bowl. So the Chiefs have to get to the Super Bowl. So the Chiefs are going to be in the Super Bowl. Buffalo, you have no chance. Congratulations, Buffalo. You're done-zo. You can go out there and play

your balls off. It does not matter. There is no way you should take the Buffalo Bills to win. What's the spread? I'm going to guess that the Bills are playing at should take the Buffalo Bills to win what's the spread I'm going to guess that the Bills are playing at Kansas City I'm going to guess it's like one or two points probably a low spread and Buffalo might be a better team and and Allen's having a great year in a million years I would not bet on Buffalo to win that game one million years there's no way the NFL will let Buffalo knock Patrick Mahomes, but more importantly, Taylor Swift, out of the Super Bowl. It's a point and a half favorites are the Chiefs.

Easy, easy peasy. What's the money line? Like minus 130? Minus 125. Okay, minus 125. Take it. Just take it. Bet everything you got.

There's no way. There is a 0% chance that the NFL will let this happen where Taylor Swift could be at the Super Bowl and T-Rav could propose. There's no way. There's a 0% chance. There's a 0% chance. I see Pat McAfee on TV.

Now all of a sudden I'm Pat McAfee. There's a chance. Shite. But there's no way. There's a 0% chance that this Illuminati, this NFL mafia, allows the Bills to win. And speaking of Bills and mafia, I think that this new stadium they're building is going to have the capability to be open roof. I'm not sure.

But like that game last night is why Buffalo is Buffalo. The second these people move into a brand new fancy stadium, there's nothing intriguing about the Bills anymore. Nothing interesting. They're just another team playing in a brand new luxury stadium that's not charming. Buffalo playing in that stadium and people shoveling all the snow and doing all that, that's what makes the Buffalo Bills charming. They are not charming once they move into a luxury thing. You're not the cute little thing. You're not the underdog story anymore. Now granted, you'd much prefer to be the team that wins three Super Bowls than be the cute underdog story, but part of your image is small town, underdog, that's who the Buffalo

Bills are, and being in this $5 billion brand new stadium does not fit Buffalo. That is not Buffalo. I'll tell you what though, if it doesn't be an Eagles-Bills, I don't even know how to describe it, that's chaos. That is like the ultimate fanbase chaos. Correct. The Chiefs are a strong fanbase in numbers, but they're not a strong fan a bunch of dipshits glorifying a guy robbing banks. Like he's a folk hero to these dummies in Kansas City because they're a bunch of uninteresting dullards, Midwest dopes anyway. But these Midwestern chiefs people aren't the same kind of fucking crazy, other than the robbing of the banks, as the Philly and Buffalo people. Like there will be deaths. And it won't be fights killing people.

It will be dudes doing dumb shit to themselves that result in deaths. Yep, totally. Look, the NFL's not going to let it happen. We're not going to get Buffalo in the Super Bowl because there's no way Taylor doesn't get there. I guarantee you that this weekend, this weekend there's going to be two or three controversial calls that are all going to go the way of Pat Mahomes

because they have all year. This is not not me being angry Texans fan or whatever this is me telling you the truth and wasn't there a story too that like I don't know if it was ever true but like there were stories that Taylor was treated poorly like she didn't feel safe at the Bill Stadium yeah like go the piss off we can't have the team that made Taylor Swift feel uncomfortable make it to the Super Bowl that would not be acceptable because they're just mean old fans there. And then we wouldn't get the Kelsey's. There's so many elements to this. If I were a Buffalo Bills fan, I'd be sitting there knowing that I have no chance.

What would that feel like? And it's not because you're just not as good as they are. You're fine. Relatively speaking, you're about as good as they are. I mean, look at the spread. You're on the road and you're only a point and a half underdog. You're as good as they are, you're fine. Relatively speaking, you're about as good as they are. I mean, look at the spread. You're on the road, and you're only a point-and-a-half underdog. You're as good as they are. But knowing that the league will give you no chance to win that game

has to be just crushing. Well, I mean, Will Anderson basically said it. He's like, we prepared all week knowing we'd have to go against the refs too. Like, you know that playing them. Players know it. Coaches know it. It's not like – it's not masked very well. And then sometimes you do

dumb shit like boyd taking his helmet off that gives him 15 yards that was stupid but then but you're also going to get a lot of situations where you're not getting the calls and they are going to get the calls and um you're screwed at that point like you are not going to beat them there is a 0.0 chance i'm i'm just calling it now. I sound like my dad. Hear me out. All right, listen to this. Buffalo is not going to win because the league does not want them to win. There is just too much on the line. Business.

I mean, again. Business decision. It is the Super Bowl. 120 million people are going to watch it anyway. But Taylor's people and the Kelsey's, Buffalo has zero chance to win that game back to the dream though if it was Buffalo and Philly in New Orleans oh god yeah I mean bars don't close oh it's dude it's death I mean holy shit I mean there's gonna be people that set themselves on fire there's gonna be people who drink themselves to death oh my god I mean there's gonna be like they like drunk people

are gonna punch police horses and then get shot. Well and it's tough because New Orleans isn't exactly set up for tailgating and the Bills fans, I mean the Eagles fans too but where are the Bills fans going to jump through tables if this happens? They're going to have to find somewhere to do it. They've got to find the parking lots and set up tents kind of like the Eagles

did like that one thing that Tank was at but it's going to be tough. They're just going to set them up in the middle of the road and just jump like just in the middle of the street, dodge traffic while jumping through tape. I really want this to happen. But again, there's no way it's not the Chiefs. There's no way. No, I just don't believe it.

Say what you want. There is no way Buffalo wins that game. And it's not just going to be because they play head up and they lose. There will be a couple of controversial calls that are going to make or break. What's more appealing, the Buffalo Bills or Taylor Swift in the Super Bowl? What's his name's girlfriend? What's her name? Haley Steinfeld.

Haley Steinfeld. She was in the Pitch Perfect films. And that one movie with Woody Harrelson that we liked as well, the 16 or something. I forgot what it was. But no, On the Edge of 17. Edge of 17 was the name of that movie and what was that song she had she had a pretty good song well there's one about masturbating uh which one was that I don't need anybody else oh yeah uh there we go yeah

see and I think she's better looking than Taylor she seems nicer than Taylor got a better body than Taylor but they don't want to see Haley Steinfeld and Josh Allen they want Kelsey and they want uh and they uh they want Taylor so just letting you know that it doesn't matter there's the argument could be if the Eagles make it and the Chiefs don't do Travis and Taylor just attend with Jason Kelsey because you know she's from there oh yeah 100 they do like do they like pay her be like listen you're wearing Eagles green tonight hon although they're going to and then it's like well your brother didn't even play there anymore he's retired yeah but he loves the team like there's no like no matter what happens unless both of those teams lose we are going to be saddled with kelsey's we're going to be

inundated with kelsey's the mom is probably going to like like you know how like mascots repel from the ceiling like the the mom kelsey's going to come down from the ceiling of the Superdome wearing a split jersey, even though one of the sons isn't playing. And then it's going to be a whole, then like Kelsey's wife is going to like have some lesboed out field hockey lady sport at halftime or some shit. So just letting you know now, there is no way Buffalo wins. You're actually being given a gift that Kansas City is only favored by a point and a half because there's great value on taking the money line. Look, I don't really bet the outcome of the games in terms of the point spreads and stuff. I just like prop bets. I'm just going to take the Chiefs straight up.

Straight up now. Tell me, baby. We're taking the Chiefs money line. Big bet because there's no way Buffalo wins that game. They don't go to Arrowhead and face Mahomes and the refs money line. Big bet because there's no way Buffalo wins that game. They don't go too arrowhead and face Mahomes and the refs and everybody else. I'm not one of those people that normally believes in this shit that the refs are in on it, like whatever.

I'm in on this. The Chiefs are gonna get the calls. They know they're gonna get the calls. Mahomes is gonna pull this flopping bullshit. So will Josh Allen. But Josh Allen's not gonna get the same treatment as Pat Mahomes. They don't care about his C-level, C-plus, B-minus level star girlfriend. They care

about the A-lister, Taylor, and all of her wacky fans. It's over. Buffalo, it's done. You're finished. So last chance to dance for you. It ends here in about six days. All right. Anyway, appreciate talking with you guys. You're great. And we'll do it again later.