The Josh Innes Show - The Pavia Family Hijinks

Episode Date: December 1, 2025

First off, I love the Pavia mom. She's hot. Why would anyone get tired of seeing her on TV? It's not like she's the Kelce mom. How is it possible to get arrested for Drunk in Public at a football game? Plus, an update on the diddling football coach from Virginia. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

All right. Let's see here. Have you been following the story at all of the coach, the high school coach, that went missing in Virginia? So this guy's like very successful football coach in Virginia. And one day he's at home and he grabs a gun and goes out to the woods and he's been missing for like 10 days since then. A couple of days after he went missing, the police let everybody know that he was a suspect or he was wanted for like kitty porn and trying to solicit minors on the internet. So they can't find the guy. I mean, I think it's pretty obvious the guy is dead, right? Like, the guy grabbed his gun, goes out into the woods. They can't find him anywhere. I'm assuming he's not alive. Like, I don't think he's a Dr. Richard Kimball that's out there, you know, putting on a fake mustache. You're dyeing his hair a different color and trying to prove his innocence. Like, I'm going to guess, if you took that gun, I don't think you took it to defend yourself from the cops when they show up.

I think you're a guy that's probably gotten caught in your web of, you know, kitty porn and whatever it is you're doing, trying to hook up with miners on the internet, and then you take a gun out to the woods and you probably killed yourself. The fact they haven't been able to find him is fascinating, but I don't think he's a guy on the run, like I don't guess that he's staying at someone's house or someone's putting him up or anything like that. I don't know what the situation is. My guess is the dude is the dude went out into the woods, blew his brains out, and nobody can find him. But, I mean, you think, though, I guess the argument would be if the guy had blown his brains out that they probably would have already found him by now because he's

obviously not going anywhere, but they haven't yet. But it's a fascinating story, like super successful high school football coach beloved in the area and is, you know, apparently on the is on the Diddle Express or at least the Soliciting Miners Express. Let's play a couple commercials and we'll get to more. Yep. So I don't know what the situation is. is, but I'm going to guess the dude is dead. Do not dittle kids. It's no good dittling kids. You got to write songs. I said, ooh, I wouldn't do it with anybody younger than my daughter.

No little kids, got to be big, older than my wife, my daughter, something like that. Maybe that's the answer. Maybe he went out to the woods to try to, to try to build a, you know, write a song to let people know that he's innocent. But so that's that situation there. Other stuff that's going on, the Pavia, one of the Pavia brothers got arrested again. Here's what I don't understand about dudes getting arrested at sporting events for being drunk publicly. Like, in theory, couldn't they arrest like 90,000 people at most of these games because they're all drunk and they're all like at a stadium and they're drunk, right? Like, this shouldn't be that difficult.

New details emerge on arrest of Diego Pavia's brother Javier during Vanderbilt versus St. Tennessee. According to a report from the Knoxville News Sentinel, Pavia's brother Javier, Javier Pavia, that's a name, was charged with public intoxication at the game. He reportedly had a flag in his possession and was blocking others' view of the game. He then refused to take it down and got mouthy with an officer. Well, you can't get mouthy with the officer, friend. When the news first broke, pictures of Diego Pavia's brother being detained up against the back of a police vehicle circulated online. He was wearing a gray Vanderbilt jacket that included various patches, including an SEC logo and the state of Tennessee colored in by an American flag. Javier was dealing with the police. Pavia was once again having a good game. Vanderbilt beat Tennessee, blah, blah, blah. Yeah, so his parents are not, not his parents, but his family in general is pretty nuts. But his mom's hot. Like, I see people bitching about Pavia's mom getting all this attention. Like, we're tired to see him Pavia's mom. Who's tired to see him Pavia's mom? She's a hot lady. Like, at least they're showing us a hot chick. They're not showing us a gay.

dangly toothpick like Taylor Swift or showing Travis Kelsey's Bruce Valanche-looking mom all the time. We're getting to see a hot, thick Latina lady, and I'm here for it. I just don't understand how, like, again, if you're charged with, you know, public intoxication, if that's what the charge is, that it's, you know, public intoxication, you really could, if you wanted to arrest virtually anybody at a football stadium because virtually everybody in a football stadium is hammered at the football stadium and drunk. What's the old Ron White bit? I was drunk in a bar. You threw me into public. Now, granted, it sounds like he was being an asshole, but they kind of give off vibes. Like, the Pavia family seems to just be a bunch of, like, they come across

as like new money people. Like deep down, they're just trashy people, but now they've kind of come into some money and they're kind of famous and kind of rich and don't really know how to handle it. You know, they're like white trashy types, but they're not white trash, obviously. But, like, that's the kind of vibe I get from the Pavia family. Like, it's just kind of new to them. Like, we're rich and we're getting all this attention, and we don't really know how to handle being, like, just normal, civilized humans because we're mutant people. Like, that's the kind of vibe I get from the Pavia's. They're just kind of weirdos and, like, not used to having coin.

Now they have coin. And now they just don't know how to react to having coin. Like when, you know, like white trash people win the lottery, they're still white trash people. just white trash people with money, right? So it kind of reveals who you actually are. So you're white trash, but you also end up, you know, you're buying a demolition derby track for your backyard, like, and you end up broke. It's just like money isn't going to make you any better of a person. But that's the pavias. You know what I've discovered I hate is Michigan football fans? Like you won one championship here recently, and that's because you were cheating. And now you

bitch about every loss and blame the refs. And I get that that's everybody. That every Everybody blames the refs? But, like, guys, you want a championship by cheating. There's no, like, conspiracy to cause you to lose. Your quarterback threw for 60 fucking yards. You pay the guy $3 million a year, and he throws for 60 yards against your arch rival. You're going to lose. You lost by 17 points.

Lose me with all the shit about the refs and all the bad calls. Who gives a shit? You lost by 17 points, and your $3 million a year quarterback threw for 60-something yards. That's why you lost. Jonathan Smith is the coach at Michigan State or was. This guy was a total dud, and they whacked him after two years. We really all should have been football coaches, just good enough to get some big job somewhere. And like, think about this.

Think about what's happened to buyouts for these guys over the last just a couple of years. Like, Coach O had $17 million left on his buyout when he got fired at LSU. That guy had won the national championship two years. years before that, and LSU owed him $17 million. Jonathan Smith has never been close to a national championship and never will be close to a national championship, and that guy's got $33 million of buyout cash coming his way. I mean, what are we doing? What we should be teaching our kids is do enough and learn enough about a sport, preferably

football, where you can get a job in college and just work your way up and hoodwink and bamboozle people into believing that you were some sort of great talent at this, right? And then just say, hey, I get a job, I get fired, I get 33 million to do nothing. That's on top of the money the guy's already made from coaching there, and I think he was making like $7 million a year. And that's for doing a mediocre job at Oregon State. So then the guy goes to Michigan State and is a total dud, and it's getting paid $33 million. Like, you think about this.

People bitch about the billionaires and all the money that the... billionaires have. And everybody focuses on billionaires, billionaires, billionaires. There ain't that many billionaires in the world, right? Like, there's not a ton. How many billionaires do we have in the United States? There's a question. Ask this Google, how many billionaires are in the U.S.? There are over 900 billionaires in the U.S. So 900 people have like at least a billion dollars, right? Big picture, that's 900 people, okay? Out of 400 million or whatever the number is, the number of people in America. So, that's a very small percentage, right?

But everybody bitches about the billionaires, the billionaires, the billionaires, the billionaires, all the billionaire owners, the billionaire this, the guys that own Amazon. No one bitches about the fact that there are millionaires, dudes who are set for life who truly have done nothing. Like, everybody likes to bitch about billionaires because they're the easy target, right? Well, the billionaires are the people that, whether you like it or not, many of these billionaires are the people that own the companies and the businesses that keep the world moving. and keep people employed. Like, what exactly does Jonathan Smith do? Jonathan Smith is getting paid $33 million to go away because he was a shitty football coach. And no one's like, oh, this is kind of fucked up.

Well, what about this? No, but when there's a billionaire out there, when there's a Jeff Bezos, all we do is bitch about a Jeff Bezos type, when we should be, like, those are such a small number of people. 900 people in America are billionaires. Jonathan Smith is just one of many of these college football coaches that's a millionaire will be a millionaire 30 times over to not work and be bad at his job. Brian Kelly got fired from his job for being bad at his job. He's going to get paid 50 some on million dollars to be bad at a job, so bad in fact that he got fired.

But all we do is bitch about billionaires? Oh my God, what about these guys? Yeah, well, Jeff Bezos runs Amazon. Amazon probably employs how many people, hundreds of thousands of people are employed by Amazon? And because of Amazon, you get your shit fast. You get your packages delivered fast. Let me see. How many people are employed by Amazon? First thing that pops up. Let's see. 1.56 million people are employed by Amazon. That means this billionaire, Jeff Bezos, whether you like him or not is a major part in 1.56 million people having employment.

But all we do is bitch about billionaires. Oh, they're rich. We're blah, blah, blah, blah. Billionaires, billionaires. Hey, we're the politicians. Let's bitch about billionaires. Billioners, billionaires. Right, okay.

Jonathan Smith, arguably the most failed coach ever, is going to get $33 million to go away. And we're like, that's fine. Somehow millionaires doesn't bother people. But once you start getting into the best, billions that's when people start getting annoyed once there's that B in there once I get the B is when I start to get annoyed by this shit like get lost

I enjoy this story too that Frank Ragnow who retired from the Lions last year offensive linemen for the Lions on I guess it was the day after Thanksgiving word came down that Frank Ragnow was actually actually it was the day of Thanksgiving was the day

before Thanksgiving it was the day before Thanksgiving that it's announced that Frank Ragnow is coming back to help the offensive line. Great offensive lineman, he's coming back. Look out, kids. Frank Ragnow is coming back to save the day. And then two days later, he's like, I'm not coming back. I have a grade three hamstring tear.

And you're like, well, how could you have a grade three hamstring tear and not know this? That's like meat falling off the bone, like how? And I have a theory, a conspiracy, if you will. And my thought is that this guy wanted to come back and play and probably could have. Then he saw the lions get their asses waxed by the Packers and basically end their season. And he's like, why would I want to come out here and turn my brain into oatmeal for this shit? But he didn't want to look like a bad teammate. So they like let him concoct something about how his leg hurts and he doesn't want to play because of that. Because that, that has to be it.

Because you mean to tell me two days, in a matter of two days, you go from, I think I can come back and play to, oh, by the way, my hamstring is falling off the bone and I can't play. okey dokey chief more to come