The Josh Innes Show - The Taylor Swift Gravy Train Adds A New Kelce

Episode Date: December 10, 2024

First off, I read a few nice emails from listeners. You guys rule. This leads me down the path of talking about people who seemingly want to hire you when you have a job, but ignore you when you don't have a job. Kylie Kelce, wife of noted attention whore Jason Kelce, has a podcast. Despite the fact she prefers to stay away from the spotlight, she has a podcast. Despite the fact she wants to stay out of the spotlight, she's in commercials. I listened to about 5 minutes of this podcast. It's riveting. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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All righty, Jamokes. Welcome in. About 10 o'clock on Tuesday. Glad you're with me. I appreciate everybody who's been listening, downloading, telling your friends about it. Tell your damn friends about it. Tell your family about it when you guys are together on Christmas be like listen there's this gentleman who used to work on the radio in my town whether it's Houston Philly St. Louis Nashville or you actually listen in one of the cities I

didn't actually live in like Detroit whatever Memphis whatever you got to be like listen there's this guy and he used to say wacky, borderline offensive shit. Some of the shit he said was actually considered offensive to the point that he had to be fired at some of these places. He's a real edgy guy, right? But he's got a podcast where he just sits in his bedroom every morning in his underwear and rants and raves about shit that upsets him. So you've got to listen to it. It's called the Josh Ennis Show. You must, you must damn it. And I'm getting emails from people who are telling me they are doing just that, which I appreciate. Now let me read this one. This is from

John. It says, yo Josh, I'm an OG Philly listener from when you started at Knights. When you left, I listened to your shows in the other markets too. I was the real toaster head on your Twitch stream, which you probably don't remember. Of course I do. I remember all the names of the people in that crew. There was a great crew of people that hung out with us and did dumb shit all the time. Glad you're back podcasting. Keep it up.

I look forward to them. Love the recent music pod. Your stuff sounds like my playlist. Hope you blow it up and kill it. I'll be listening all the way. I know you most likely won't be in Philly, but if you ever get back for whatever reason, let me know, and I'll take you to some of the dump bars in the Northeast.

Fuck right, John. That's what I'm talking about there, buddy. I appreciate that. And who knows? Maybe at some point we'll be back up there visiting again. Probably never going to work there again. that and who knows maybe at some point we'll be back up there visiting again um probably never going to work there again i thought here's the the things that i find amusing right so people want to employ you when they don't have the chance to do it and then when they actually have the

chance to employ you they're like oh i'm not gonna answer my phone now. Like everybody wants to hire you. Like all your buddies, all your people are all excited that the idea, the prospect of hiring you, they love it when they know they don't have a chance to do it. It's like your forbidden fruit or something. It's like, God, I could, I really want to hire you. I can't wait to hire you. Then you get fired at one job and you're like, hey, I can come work for you. And someone who's been telling you how great you are for years and years is like, hey, I'll call you on Monday. So you reach out to them on like a Thursday or Friday. I'm not saying this happened, but it did. So you get fired on, I think I got fired on a Wednesday, whatever August 1st was. I think it

was a Wednesday because the night before i think we had gone to the red hot chili pepper show which was interesting because i was sitting next to my boss at that show and we're having a good time and whatever this motherfucker knew he was gonna have to fire my ass the next day and i'm just sitting there like real california cash on and then like the next day it's like, hey, go fuck yourself. You're fired. But what's great about that is like I'm there. I get fired on a Wednesday.

So I think on like Thursday. And I've been talking to a guy. And I'm not going to say he's a program director. And I'm not going to say he programs 97.5 The Fanatic in Philadelphia. I'm not going to say that. But this guy I've been talking to for years and years. He's been a fan of mine. He and I have messaged back and forth. We've talked on the phone when he ran other radio stations.

Tells you how good you sound. Everything is great. You're awesome. Like, you know, you're a super talent. Boy, I'd love it if one day you and I could team up together. All that kind of shit that people tell you when you work for someone else, you know. But like you go back and forth. You consider yourself buddies.

You think he'd consider you for a job if you ever got whacked or if there was an opening because he tells you all the time about how fucking great you are so you get fired on I think I want to confirm that it was a Wednesday it may have been a Thursday August 1st may have been a Thursday so maybe it wasn't the day after the chili pepper show um because the chili pepper show I'm fairly certain, was a Tuesday. Let's go back to the calendar. August 1st was a Thursday, so I got fired on a Thursday. So I think the Chili Peppers show was a Tuesday. I'm next to my boss. We're fist pumping.

We're having a good time. Sometimes I feel like I don't have a partner. Under the bread. And then Wednesday happens. We do a show. And then Thursday, hey, go fuck yourself, dick dickhead I know we just drank beers and had a good time at this show but hit the bricks pal great so on that Thursday I send a message to a guy who I know who may or may not be the program director of 97.5 the fanatic in Philadelphia he is is. And I sent him a message. I'm like, well, I got laid off in this situation. So if you guys have anything, man, like, hey, I'm available to talk, you know, whatever.

And he's like, all right, I'll call you on Monday. All right, so let me see what date Monday would have been. August 5th would have been Monday. I didn't get a call. Today is December the 10th. So that's been about four months, I guess, over four months, right? Like, I'll call you on Monday. We can talk. We didn't talk. Even if it was just a, hey, man, sorry to hear that. You know, we're bringing back Miss Nelly. Miss Nelly's skin is too thin to ever work in an environment

where everybody else on the staff isn't dog shit. So we're bringing him back. We're going to put him in the mid days because we certainly don't think he's worth a fuck in the afternoons anymore because he's 80. So we're going to move him back in because we think it's going to help the credibility of our station. We got a dog shit afternoon show.

We got a dog shit morning show. But we can't ever dream of trying to hire somebody that has any sort of ability because Mike would be put off by that. Now Mike is in charge, but I didn't even get a call to tell me that I just, uh, got it ghosted. Who was it that ghosted me? I got ghosted by somebody once too, but all of my dalliances with 97.5 have been dumb anyway. Like I was looking at my old, in my phone, like I save certain voicemails. But I have a voicemail from, I might have deleted that one. But I had a voicemail from around Thanksgiving. No, actually that was a message on Facebook

that I had gotten from the person who was running Beasley in Philadelphia at the time, who has since been fired. But this person sent me a message. It was on Thanksgiving night. I was in a hotel in some random Mississippi town. God, I forgot what the little Mississippi town is. It's like 40 minutes away from Baton Rouge or whatever.

Me and Jilly went there the night of, it was Thanksgiving night. We went to bet on sports there. What is that little town called? I forgot. But anyway, we went up there. We're at a casino. I look at my phone and it's like, this is such and such from 97.5.

I really want to have you on the fanatic. I'm like, fucking right. Let's go. And I've told you this story before, but I was geared up. They were going to have me doing some weekend shit from Houston. And then we were going to see where it was going to go from there. It might've led to something else, mornings, whatever. But it could have led to something.

And then like days before it was supposed to start, like I'd even talked with their engineers about the setup for it, how the logistics of it, all that. And then days before the setup ghosted again. So I reached out and I'm like, Hey, what's the deal? Hey, we'll call you in a little bit. Then they call me and they're like, sorry, we can't do it. Mike doesn't want to have you on the station. I'm like, go fuck yourselves, man.

Fuck you. I tell you, I'm the king of getting ghosted by people. But granted, the industry is dog shit for the most part anyway. And the people who are in it, to a degree, I kind of understand their pain. Because they're just trying to hang on they're trying to collect a check until the wheels fall off of this this derailed train car that we're on so I to a degree I understand it and I get it but like when you talk to somebody for like years someone who's known about you for years someone who you've reached out to for advice for years someone who says man you'd be great someone who talked to you once it was it was half-hearted it was never going to work out

this way but i had a phone conversation about working for this dude on a news talk station once again it was half-hearted it was never going to work out but the guy talked to me for a fucking hour about it right but then you you run a sports station in a town where i spent a year plus as the number one guy in town a town where i still get emails from people that say, yo, Josh, I've been following you since the night show on WIP. And you're, you talked to me for years and years about how great I am. And then like, uh, you don't call me back when I need a job, when I'm out of work, you don't even call me back and say, Hey, listen, we can't do it. I'll give you a reason why, but don't tell me, Hey, I'm going to call you on Monday. Let me confirm exactly what that message said i don't care i don't want

to live in philly anyway at this point but like these people just fucking ignore it's just it's just bullshit the way people treat people um let's see it says uh said uh let's see i forgot where i think it was via email maybe that that happened. But it's like, hey, I'll call you. And then, of course, I never heard from anybody after that. It's just funny how that works. Actually, let me check my email on that one, just because it's funny. I don't think i'm speaking out of turn here these people have no interest in ever hiring me anyway let me see here oh here we go so i actually sent my on august 7th um i sent that let's see oh i'll show you this says i will call you in the next day or so for sure that was August 7th it is no longer August 7th then on August 27th I was like I literally just sent a message that said never heard from

you I will look at the calendar tomorrow and that was the August 22nd 15 days after I was supposed to hear from the guy, and then I never heard from him again. So it's like at some point, it's like, go fuck yourself, bro. Like, I don't know what to tell you. You know, I'm not, I wouldn't even ask you for a job, but like, it's not like I'm some dickhead that's never done anything. You know what I mean? Like, that's the part that, like, if I were some slap dick,

honestly, if I were some slap dick, they'd probably be more apt to talk to me. Nobody wants to talk to people who've actually done something. And yeah, I've fucked shit up before and yeah, I've made some mistakes and everything else. But I've also done some really cool fucking shit. I've done some badass shit. I've done some pretty legendary shit that people still talk about in multiple cities. Memorable shit. Not just offering hot sports takes,

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So speaking of media shit. Jason Kelsey's wife has a podcast because why wouldn't Jason Kelsey's wife have a podcast because why wouldn't jace and kelsey's wife have a podcast as this kelsey family considers to suck or continues to suckle off the taylor swift teat while we're talking about media people and overexposed people my god um i listened to about five minutes of this podcast and i love when people have this kind of attitude about like i'm'm just going to say what I want to say. And I'm going to, if people are going to talk about my family, then I'm going to come out and I'm going to tell you, I'm going to give you the truth. Like no one gives a fuck, ma'am. And you might say, well, Josh, it's the number one podcast in the country right now. Yes, because of the Taylor Swift people. The fun is going to be whenever Travis and Taylor break up,

which they may not be able to at this point. They may have to stay together forever. You know how some people stay together for the kids? They're going to have to stay together for the podcast. They have to stay together for the Kelsys because the Kelsey family will be ruined whenever this happens because these people who are the fans of this now, they are not fans of Travis Kelsey or Jason Kelsey or Kylie Kelsey or Bruce Valanche Kelsey mom

they're not fans of these people they are fans of Taylor Swift and because Taylor Swift is in their orbit they like these people because when the breakup happens Taylor Swift could go fuck nine dudes in one night have a fucking gang bang with the entire Buffalo Bills that leads to a breakup with her and Travis her people aren't going to blame her they're going to blame the Kelsey's so just know when you're inevitably out of it now and the relationship's over all these number one podcasts people are listening to the wife of the dude who's suckling off the teat of his brother, who's suckling off the teat of his girlfriend. Who's calling me?

Goodbye. Actually, you know what it is? It's these goddamn spam calls. So let me tell you. I have to keep blocking these fucking numbers. I get nonstop spam calls. They're all from unknown. They're all from junk accounts.

And it happens four, five, six, seven times a day. So I just block the callers. And it's such a pain in the ass. Like I know I'm not the first person to ever deal with this. But like I keep getting calls. Hey, we're here to help you pay off your debts. You want to get $40,000 in credit? I'm like, no.

And they're like, well, call us back and you can stop these calls. I'm like, no, I'm not going to call you back because you're scammers. So I just have to keep getting the calls. And they keep coming from different area codes, same call, same thing. Like, hey, your opportunity to get $37,000 in debt relief. And I'm like, oh, that's from this area code then it's the same thing from another area code the same thing from another area code and I'm like listen here assholes I am not here for your scams I'm not calling you back but then I want to stop the calls but I can't stop the calls because allegedly to stop them you got to call and I'm not going to run the risk of

calling and then they're like ha we got you you son of a bitch so I just have to sit here and take seven eight calls a day to get blocked I block every number that comes in Julie says well how do you know that those aren't calls from people trying to give you a job I'm like because usually when the calls come from people who are trying to give you a job it doesn't say spam likely but anyway back to the talentless group of people known as the Kelsey's I shouldn't say that they're talented at football everything else they're just famous because of one of them's girlfriend but let's say let's just say that they break up and these Taylor Swift loser women are going to be all nuts about it like oh my god they're going to blame Travis no matter what so when they blame Travis in turn they Like, Oh my God, they're going to blame Travis no matter what.

So when they blame Travis in turn, they're blaming Jason. And in turn, they're blaming Kylie. And in turn, they're blaming the mom that looks like Bruce Valanche. And they're going to do all this shit. And then it's over. You're done. So your little million dollar podcast, these people aren't going to listen to you anymore. They are done with you. And all the people who've invested in you, these businesses that are like, boy, the Kelsey's are unstoppable. They're unstoppable as long as they're with Taylor Swift. When she is gone, it will plummet. And at least the two brothers played football. What has the wife done? Like I listened to the beginning of this pod and she's like, I want to tell the truth about my family. I'll tell you what people talk about my family. Let me tell you how difficult my life is. I'm like, ma'am, I don't give a shit. You chose to shout out a bunch of kids. Don't tell me how

difficult it is raising your kids that you chose to have. Boy, it must be a tough life being a lady that sits at home with her kids and now does a podcast. Boy, you live a tough life, Kylie Kelsey. My God, it must be difficult. Like, listen, man, I thought it was tough to be like some homeless guy, or it must be tough to be someone who has to run the country, or it must be tough to dig ditches. But no, no, no, no. It's tough to be the life of a wife of a football player who's the brother of another football player who's fucking the biggest pop star on the planet. Your life is difficult. I forgot how tough it is. And then the name of the podcast is my favorite because it's like, not going to lie. Like, oh boy,

I got hot takes and I'm going to tell the truth. I'm pulling no punches. I'm going to tell you the truth. Sure. Then tell me how you actually feel about Taylor Swift. I want the truth. Tell me how you really feel about Taylor Swift. Tell me the truth. Tell me how you really feel about Taylor Swift. Tell me the truth, not just all the bullshit you're going to feed. And then, and this is just like a technical thing, I'm listening to the pod. It sounds like it was recorded in the fucking John. Like, ma'am, your husband is in every commercial that's on television. Every single commercial is your brother or your husband. And if it's not your every single commercial is your brother and if or

your husband and if it's not your husband it's your brother-in-law you mean to tell me that the number one podcast which by the way in this last week or whatever the number one podcast in the country is not the joe rogan experience not the podcast that interviewed the president and all this shit no it's kylie kelsey number one podcast right right? And again, I don't care. Like that kind of shit, whatever. I get it. But like the idea that like you can't find a better setting to record this podcast, it sounds like somebody sat in a bathroom, like in the shower and recorded a podcast.

The least you could do is get better sound quality. I'm a broke-ass motherfucking radio guy. But I've bought, you know, I've got this $200 mic that has all the shit in it that blocks out the noise, and my podcast sounds fine. When I get a little bit loud, there's a little bit of an echo because I'm in a room that doesn't have any shit on the wall, so it is what it is. I get that. But you're recording the number one podcast in the fucking country, and it sounds like you're in a tin can? What are we doing? I see all these people like, I'm a big reels guy.

I just sit there and scroll through reels all day on Instagram. Reels, reels, reels, reels. And one of my favorites is like there'll be a video, like some guy in a car just looking miserable. And the caption is like, me going to my shitty nine to five or when I realize a girl that explained how she gives blow jobs as a millionaire talk about the hawk to a girl look the hawk to a girl is far more qualified and deserving of a successful podcast and everything else than Kylie Kelsey at least she had something she said something that became viral. What has Kylie Kelsey done? She shat out some football players' kids and now complains about how tough life is. Don't you love when people choose to have kids and then they tell you how difficult it is to have kids?

No one asked you to have kids. You chose to do it. Oh, it's tough. It's tough being a mom. Then don't be a fucking mom. Look, there's a lot of shit about my life that's dumb and sucks and is stupid, but it's never going to be, well, I'm a parent and it's tough because I choose not to because I know I don't want to. The number of people who choose to have kids and then bitch about how tough it is to have kids. Like, what are you doing? Oh, it's tough. Let me tell you, man, I had kids and I'm a, look, it's tough to be a parent. Like, please give me credit. Please give me credit for being a parent. No, I'm going to discredit you for being a parent when you clearly weren't ready to do it.

That's apparently what this whole podcast is about is I got to tell the truth about my family because if you're going to talk about us, then I'm going to tell you the truth. And guess what? NGL, I'm not going to lie about it. Let me see here. I'm just sick of these people like it's and I'd be one thing if they were overexposed and I felt they were good at something but I don't like the like Travis is the least douchey of them all now he just kind of stays out of the way and so does Taylor like honest and I know I've said this before but like Taylor is far less douchey than the rest of them. They are succubus.

The non-Taylor direct people are succubus. Kylie and then, oh, and my favorite is I was reading a comment from her where she's like, listen, I'm not really comfortable in the spotlight. Then don't do a fucking podcast. Take your kids to daycare or whatever the hell it is you do and mind your own fucking business like I love what again I love people that tell you about the burden of all the shit they do that they chose to do it's not like you've been thrown into a jail or something against your will and you're out on a fucking line somewhere you chose to have kids so don't bitch to me about how tough it is to have kids.

You choose to be in the spotlight and have a podcast. Don't tell me how difficult it is to be in the spotlight and have a podcast. You are completely unrelatable dopes. Let's see, let me read this comment. The mom of three who recently announced that she's pregnant with her fourth child. Yes, tell me how difficult it is to be you guys

when you don't stop shitting out kids shared that while she prefers to stay quote behind the scenes she has found a way to turn the attention into a positive and use the opportunity to control the narrative about herself what narrative is there about you no one knows you exist no one cares there's no narrative about you. You know who's got narratives about them? Taylor Swift, who gets shit on all the time by people. No one cares about you. The only reason they know who you are is because your brother-in-law fucks her.

What are we doing? Oh my God. I love people that create problems and then bitch about their problems. It's like the person at work who always looks like they're busy, even though they're not really busy, but everything stresses them out. So people are like, man, that guy must work hard. As long as you look stressed out, people think you work hard. Like, what negative is there for you?

Like, your husband is out here cashing every check possible to endorse anything. You're doing a podcast that had more listeners last week than Joe fucking Rogan. And you're like, I got to control the narrative. What narrative are you controlling? I have increased visibility, which makes the things that I talk about, that I have increased.

I have increased visibility, which makes the things that I talk about have increased visibility. And if the things that I talk about have increased visibility. And if I can do things to impact, oh Christ, if I can do things to impact field hockey, women's sports in general, and different philanthropic endeavors or charities I feel strongly about, then we can make this up. We can take a positive spin. Yes, I can't wait to hear you talking about field hockey. Yes, your brother-in-law fucking Taylor Swift is going to help you turn field hockey

into something important. Listen here, lady. If the original fucking Freaky Friday where Jodie Foster is playing field hockey, if that didn't fix the attention that field hockey doesn't get, then your podcast isn't either go watch the original freaky friday it's solid kelsey previously announced the launch of not

gonna lie with wave sports entertainment november 25th it's going to talk about women's topics and shit that'll be exciting uh the philadelphia native teased exactly what fans can expect from the new series in a teaser trailer noting that she is excited to be doing it with the help of some incredible guests that have no business talking to in a press release. I can be unapologetically myself while also setting the record straight on the many stories that circulate about my family. I'm sure you will. Go ahead. Give it to me straight. Not gonna lie. These people are insufferable. Like least the hawk to a girl had a line that became famous like like the people say oh the kardashians are famous for nothing oh because kim kardashian got plowed by ray j that's how it started but then they've turned themselves into moguls

this chick just shits out kids and then says i ain't gonna lie i'm gonna talk to some guests we're gonna talk about field hockey sit down we're gonna try to expand the reach of field hockey on my new podcast not gonna lie field hockey talk like come on man oh christ it's bonkers like and then the two that are the least annoying are travis and taylor and i guarantee you she's sitting there and she knows that these people are succubus and they're just suckling off her teat and i feel bad for her i do because of it like i don't even know if travis actually likes her or not he might he might not i don't fucking know if Travis actually likes her or not. He might, he might not. I don't fucking know. I'm not in their head. But these people are succubus

and they are just bleeding this. They're just doing everything they can to milk this while the brother's still fucking Taylor Swift. But I just want the breakup to happen and I want all these lunatic Swifty people and they are fucking lunatics. They are mental cases. And I want these people to turn on all of them fast, and then they're going to see real quick how the other half lives.

When you've got an attack from these, many of whom say really vile, offensive, sexist, racist shit towards anyone who's against Taylor. See what happens whenever you start incurring the wrath of these dipshits. They're going to come right after you, and it's going to be amusing and fun, and we're all going to laugh at you. But go ahead, do your little podcast. I don't want the attention. And then, same with, I mean,

but look at the guy she's shat out kids with. I don't really care for the attention. Oh, but here I am without my shirt on at the Bills game chugging beers. But don't look at me. Don't Oh, but here I am without my shirt on at the Bills game chugging beers. But don't look at me. Don't stare at me. I'm not an animal. Here I am doing shirtless cartwheels and breaking dudes' phones and shit.

But don't you look at me. Fucking idiots. Anyway. All right. More to come.