The Josh Innes Show - The Totally Unbelievable Kelce Family Football Commercial

Episode Date: September 22, 2026

Apparently the world is sick of the Sunday Ticket commercial featuring the Kelce Family. They are annoying. We are all sick of them. But, I have an issue with the lack of realism in this commercial. Let's discuss. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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It says everyone is already sick of the Jason and Kylie Kelsey Sunday ticket commercials. You don't say. And it's not just because it's Jason and Kylie Kelsey who are two. just annoying people. But when you keep loading people up with the same shit over and over and over, eventually people are going to get sick of it. So, like, on Sunday, you'll see that commercial how many times. That commercial probably airs.

If you're flipping back and forth on Sunday ticket, you might see that thing 50 times, right? And then you throw in the fact that you see Jason Kelsey everywhere and you see Kylie Kelsey everywhere. They're just overexposed. That's part of the problem we run into now. It's like you're not going to say no to things. Like if you're Jason Kelsey and they're going to pay you whatever, they're going to pay you to do these Sunday ticket commercials,

or you're Pat McAfee and they're going to get you on ESP and you're going to do Monday night football. You're going to do college game day. You're going to do all this shit. It's not like you're going to say no. But maybe you should. Now, obviously you want to get while the getting's good. So maybe it sounds stupid to say, hey, maybe just say no to some of this stuff.

But on the other hand, It's like, you're everywhere. And people get sick of people who are everywhere. Now, at the end of the day, does it really matter? Like, people are sick of Stephen A. Smith, but the guy still makes whatever he makes every year, $10 million, $12 million, whatever the fuck he makes. And he's not getting fired anytime soon, I wouldn't think. So maybe the fact that the internet is sick of you doesn't mean anything?

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because I would imagine he gets offered a lot of endorsement opportunities, and he maybe does say no to a lot of shit. But let's read some of this story about how people are sick of this commercial. The NFL season is well underway, and fans have spent several weekends glued to their TVs watching football. It also means they've already seen hours of the Jason and Kylie Kelsey Sunday ticket commercial, and we're barely out a week two. My biggest issue with the idea of this commercial,

and I've gone way too deep into this, but I find it so annoying, and this is ridiculous that I'm going this deep into it, So the idea is they invited all these people over to their house to watch the games on Sunday, right? All right, cool. He's got this big sandwich. He's got his ugly sweater on. He's sitting on the couch. He's like, all right, we're watching this shit.

My man Jason Kelsey has the worst fucking eyebrows. They're almost like a, they're like comical eyebrows. But anyway, although I do think he's maybe better looking than Travis Kelsey. I think he looks cooler than Travis Kelsey. Travis used to be cool, but now he's, you know, like some guy out of a Hallmark movie. But like, I think like Jason Kelsey. with his beard, like he's, he's kind of, you know, gives fat bearded guys hope in a way, you know, so good for him.

Like, I don't, like, people think I hate Jason Kelsey because of the fact that he intimated that I said the N-word one time. And I don't hate him for that. I mean, look, he got to, I mean, the guy's been pandering and placating people on the internet for years and years and years. So he is what he is, you know? Like, I don't care about that kind of shit anymore. He's just fucking annoying and I don't think he's all that interesting.

But I do think he's got a wonderful beard. And I'd argue that his wonderful. beard trumps anything that Travis Kelsey's got going for him. But anyway, it's a different argument for a different day. So in this commercial, you know, they're worried that, you know, all the people are going to show up at their house and they're not going to be able to show all the games. And then what's going to happen? Oh, no. Okay.

Right. Cool. So he's got a big sandwich. He's like, everything's going to be fine. Everything's cool. And then they eventually all sit on the couch and they've got the little four screens where you can watch four games at once on the Sunday ticket. right? Do you think that if somebody, like they got fans of all the teams here, they got the Eagles fans and they've got Steelers fans and Dolphins fans and Bengals fans in this commercial,

Cowboys fans, everybody. First of all, Jason Kelsey would never invite a Cowboys fan over to his house, Bo. That would never happen. We all know that would never happen. That would be the least Philly thing he could do to invite a Cowboys fan over to his house. So that would not happen. But do you think if you invited all these people who are fans of different teams over to your home to watch the game. I'm looking at the size of the TV in this commercial. This TV is probably, you know, 65 inches or something like that. Nice size TV, but it's not like it's a projector TV. It's not like it's, you know, a movie theater screen or something like that, right? So you've basically taken a 65, maybe 72 inch TV, and you've cut it into four

little smaller TVs. How big would those TVs? How big would those TVs? each be in that instance if you cut a 65-inch TV into four different screens, right? What would that be like 30-something inches apiece, maybe? Maybe, right? So do you think when you invited all these people over and who's to say they knew that there'd be 49ers fans, Bengals fans, Bengals fans, Cowboys fans, Dolphins fans, all who want to watch their game on TV? Do you think when they show up, they're happy to be at the home of someone who's giving them one fourth of a screen to watch their game. And it's one-fourth of a screen that's only like, you know, 65-inches. That's the part that bothers me most. Not that it's an annoying commercial and not that the

Kelsey's are really annoying and not that there's a smugness about this Kylie Kelsey whose entire empire was built around the fact that her brother-in-law's fucking Taylor Swift. That's not even the part that annoys me. The part that annoys me is the idea that these people are happy to be at their home watching their particular game on one-fourth of a 65-inch TV. Let's ask chat GPT. Let's get Gypsy in on this. Let's ask Gypsy. If I watch four games on one, let's give them the benefit and say 72-inch TV.

I know it's got to be a 65-er. On one-65-inch TV, how big is each picture? Let's see. I mean, that's got to be like the equivalent of its, I don't know. I mean, not a big TV. It's effectively about a 32.5 inch TV. So that each picture would be roughly 28.3 inches wide and 15 inches tall, which is 32.5 inch diagonal.

So you've essentially invited your friends over to watch their football game on a TV too small for a child's room. That friends is not believable. That friends, I have an issue. issue with. You see, that's science fiction right there. Not only is the fact that there'd be a Cowboys fan invited to Jason Kelsey's house, not only is that flawed, it is also flawed to think that these people would want to come over. Now, maybe you didn't tell them this. Maybe you told the 49ers person, the Dolphins person, whatever, that when they come over to your home, they're

going to be able to watch their game. So maybe that's how this worked. And then they show up and they're like, wait a minute, where's the, you know, where's the Viking Steelers game? And it's like, Well, that's on quadrant. That's on the bottom left quadrant of my 65-inch TV. Well, they're going to be fucking pissed because if I showed up at someone's house to watch my football game, and when I get in there, I come to find out that I'm watching a 32-inch TV. I'm watching the game on what equates to a computer monitor.

Now, tell me if that makes sense. Tell me if you'd be happy if you walked into that buzzsaw. Me thinks not. And you'd be right to be angry about it. that because that's some bullshit. Now back to the idea that people are annoyed by this commercial. You probably don't need me to explain which commercials I mean. ESPN NFL analyst and New Heights co-host Jason Kelsey and his wife, Kylie Kelsey,

are home preparing for another NFL Sunday. And most of the ads, they realize all too late that they are hosting a get-together and everyone wants to watch their favorite team. They have NFL Sunday ticket and YouTube TV so they can use split screen much to the delight of the incredibly diverse friend group. We're going to be the worst host if we can't pull this off. That's when Jason, carrying a massive sub-s sandwich or a decorating cupcakes, calms her down before the big reveal.

Okay-dokey. Let's see. Still, the wooden acting faux middle-class framing and general Kelsey Media Universe exhaustion have NFL fans ready to throw their organic potato chips and mango peach salsa in the air if they have to watch it one more time. The Jason and Kylie Kelsey Sunday ticket commercial really hits when you've seen it for the 734th time. True. Anyone else sick of Jason Kelsey and his wife's Sunday ticket commercial?

I don't need Sunday ticket and I definitely don't need Kylie Kelsey yelling twice a commercial break. All due respect to Kylie Kelsey, but her line delivery and the Sunday ticket commercial is so, so bad. well, it's a fucking commercial. Jason Kelsey says they're going to be fine hosting everyone with everyone rooting for different teams because they get all the games on Sunday ticket. However, they only have one TV so they can only watch four games at a time max.

That is blatant false advertising. And I might be wrong. That may not even be a 65-inch TV. And you've got four people, or you've got four games at one time on this TV, and you're basically watching a game on a 32-inch TV. You've been hosed by the Kelsey's. If I showed up at the fucking Kelsey's house and they're like, hey, the Steelers game's on.

I'm like, where the fuck's the Steelers game? And they're like, right fucking here, pal, check it out. And it's like, well, wait a minute. That's one fourth of one television. Why would I come to your house to eat? First of all, nobody wants to eat a fucking giant sub sandwich. That's another thing. If I want a sub sandwich, I'll go get a sub sandwich over at Jersey mics or some such shit.

I don't want to eat a sub sandwich at a viewing party. Get me some wing and dings. Get me some good shit. First of all, you're Jason fucking Kelsey. Do better than a giant fucking sub sandwich. So you got all your buddies coming over. Everybody's watching this shit. And you want to try to convince me that all you can get me is a goddamn sub sandwich?

You work for ESPN. Get some fucking high-in good shit. Not a goddamn giant sub-saduage. Like, do you ever see anybody really eat the giant sub-sadwich? It's a stupid thing that nobody even likes. Because you're forced to eat whatever. the hell the sub-sambwich is. What if you don't like roast beef?

What if you don't want, turkey? Give me some goddamn wings. Give me a spread, Jason, Kelsey. Give me a spread. You've got the money for it. Your fucking face is everywhere. I want a full-on spread, not a giant fucking sandwich.

This person responding to a post from pro football talk. Sunday ticket price is increased while NFL decreases the number of Sunday afternoon games. In 2025, there were 21 Monday night games, 18 Sunday night games, 6 Monday, 6 Sunday morning international games, 21 Thursday games, 6 Saturday games, and 2 Friday games. To which this person says, can they quit airing that stupid Jason Kelsey's Sunday ticket commercial?

It's week one and I want to screen. And it's only going to get worse. We're only in week two. The Jason Kelsey Sunday ticket commercial makes no sense. They have all these games people need they've got one TV. How are they saying they're fine because of Sunday ticket when you only got one TV? How are you watching them all? Well, because they've got four screens.

Let's see. I don't get Rosenberg Radio going with the Kelsey Sunday ticket commercial. He calls it fraudulent. New Sunday ritual just dropped in the Kelsey House. Don't miss a moment of this action this fall. Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. Let's just be honest about the Kelsey's being rich. Now we make the commercial make sense.

Hey, we're all at the Kelsey's house. What are we going to do? Honey, don't worry about it. We're rich. We're going to play a different game in each room. The movie theater's got one game. The living room has another. What about the backyard?

We have three TVs back there. We're the frigging Kelsey's. The whole neighborhood's coming over. We're the goddamn Kelsey's. We can have everybody over. Okay, that's funny. I agree with that. I guess that was Rosenberg who said that.

See, that's funny. Again, I'm not the only person watching these commercials thinking they're illogical. It's good to know you're not alone in the world that there are other people that watch dumb fucking commercials like this and watch them. It, like, through a realistic lens and you're like, no one wants to be invited over to someone's house to watch their football game on one fourth of a fucking 65 inch TV. You want me to believe the Kelsey's bought, you know, like a fucking, I don't know, like a goddamn Vizio TV at Walmart for like $200, a 65 inch for $200.

And they've got one TV for every fucking game. Oh, another thing that they have one area for everybody to. sit. They invited all these people over. They got one goddamn couch. There's like, hey, and three of us can sit on the couch. And of course, since we're hosting the party, we're both sitting on the couch. And a bunch of other Jumokes have to stand there and try to squint to see their fucking team play because they're on one-fourth of a goddamn TV. Thank you.