The Josh Innes Show - Timberlake DUI Part 2

Episode Date: March 23, 2026

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All righty. So, Justin Timberlake, at last we spoke, Timberlake, pulled over, arrested, friends trying to get his cell phone, all that shit, right? Now where are we? We're at the actual jail with J.T. So let's play a couple commercials and let's get into that audio right about now. You don't need AI agents, which may sound weird coming from service now, the leader in AI agents. The truth is, AI agents need you. Sure, they'll process, predict, even get work done autonomously. But they don't dream, read a room, rally a team, and they certainly don't have shower thoughts, pivotal hallway chats, or big ideas. People do. And people, when given the best AI platform, they're freed up to do the fulfilling work they want to do.

To see how ServiceNow puts AI to work for people, visit servicenow.com. All right, here we go. Well, we're asking if you understand what was just right to you. Yeah, I hear you. Perfect. I'm gonna what I'm gonna do I'm gonna re-read this again we're gonna go through the rest of it but at this no no I got you I got you at this point it asks your initials if you don't want initial you're not required to you can't be forced to and I'll read I will read the rest of it okay will you initial or no no okay I'll read the rest of it for us right now do you consent or refuse to the chemical test no I'm not doing the chemical test He's clearly tanked.

Like, he looks tanked, but he really sounds it. That's the other thing, man. And when you're tanked, you don't know you sound tanked. That's the main thing. In your mind, you still sound fine. But to everybody else, you sound tanked, and he clearly sounds pretty tanked. Guys, I don't mean no harm. Guys, I don't mean.

Like, I like the idea. And again, that's what we do with ourselves is we think, hey, in my mind, I can explain this away. And I could be like, guys, fellas, look, I don't mean any harm here. I understand. We believe you to be under the influence of alcohol and operating in a motor vehicle, right? Okay. But I don't mean harm. I didn't say you did, right?

Everyone makes a mistake or two in their life, right? You had too much to drink. You drove the car, right? Okay. It's whatever, you know. Okay. Maybe you got me there. there.

Cop trying to play the solid move of, hey, listen, man, we all make mistakes. Hey, there wouldn't be erasers on pencils if we didn't make mistakes. But everything's going to be okay here. Don't you worry? Everything's going to be fine. I'm not here to judge it. We got a job today. Yes, sir.

I appreciate your understanding. By the way, I appreciate that you're doing that. Appreciate that. Thank you. He goes. And I want to be very clear. I look, I appreciate that you're doing that. Like, God, like, I hear this.

I know the way this drunkenness sounds. Like, I know that drunkenness. Not, you know, being arrested or anything like that, but I know that drunkenness. What was the traffic violation I missed? I observe you. Just so I know for future reference. Just so I know for future reference.

You're like, just so I know next time I'm driving hammered to not do this. come to hold a stop at the stop sign. Dude, look, I would never advocate for people to drive drunk or anything. It's not a good thing. Don't do it. But if you are going to drive drunk, there are ways that you can be overly cautious that you become kind of a, what's the word I'm looking for? You become kind of a mark in that situation.

Like, wait, this person's going too slow or he's too deliberate with what he's doing. But on the other hand, there's also a time where, like, you do have to be super cautious. can't blow through a stop sign, you can't blow through a red light, you can't speed up to motor through a yellow, like, and somehow I know all of these things when I've driven with too much to drink, when I should not have driven, yet I've still done it. Somehow, I, at least as far as I know, I haven't blown through a red light or any of that shit, pretty phenomenal. The holy stop at the stop sign, and then while you're driving, you failed to keep right on numerous occasions. So you're very, wait, start over.

He's like, hold on, I got to take notes here. Give me the full list of shit I did wrong. So one more time. You failed to stop at the stop sign. And then while you're operating the motor vehicle, you fail to keep right on your side of the roadway. So you're veering into the other lanes. Again, brother, you just got to be smart. Again, driving drunk is not smart.

But if you're going to do this shit, I mean, look, maybe alcohol impacts me in a different way than it impacts some people. and maybe that's problematic, I don't know. But like, bro, you can't be swerving and shit and blowing through stuff. Like, again, the guy says you failed to make a full stop at a stop sign. What are you doing, pal? And you continuously moved off and veered to the left of the roadway. Okay, well, I was just following my friends. Okay, yeah, I understand, but we are where we are right now, okay?

I was just following my friends. You boys treat me like I'm a criminal. I don't want to say that, because. I mean, we're being arrested, so for Mr.DWI. He goes, you guys are treating me like a criminal. Well, sir, we're treating you like a criminal because you've been arrested for suspicion of DWI. So we're treating you like a criminal because you're a criminal. I don't like the culpable names, Mr. Timberlake, but we're just the situation that we're in, unfortunately, okay?

I'm trying my best to treat you like anybody else, okay? I also like the way he says okay is the same kind of way that like a parent says okay to like a kid that they're explaining something to like now listen you're going to have to stay home today and since you were bad in school you're not going to get ice cream okay like you got that like I guess when you become drunk you become like a four year old. I appreciate your cooperation. Yeah man. Most people, a lot of people don't cooperate like like this so it goes a long way in my book. I appreciate it. Hey, can I ask you a question? Yeah, happy to answer that I got.

Um, is this a normal process? Yeah, this everything is pretty standard. Nothing of the ordinary. It is for everyone that gets arrested for DWI. Are you sure you're not doing it because I'm on a world tour and I'm Justin Timberlake? Are you sure? Is it anything specifically about it? You are wondering or just...

No, no, no, I just wonder, like, like you really tough people out and... Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, you're in our custody. We need to make sure that you, that people who we lock up here don't relieve. You know, you can't leave. You get to process, everything like that.

Your safety, our safety, things like that. I mean, these cops are pretty cool. It's just standard protocol. And they're not really worried that Justin Timberlake's going to lose his mind or anything like that. He's like, he's not Britney Spears or anything. I appreciate you. And then he said, hey, man, I appreciate you boys for doing your job, man. way to go fellas

I love you I appreciate you understand that we got to do everything I appreciate you boys for doing your job I had one martini and not follow my fucking friend's own

I had one look bro if you had one martini and I understand what you're trying to do you're trying to you know make it seem like

hey I didn't have a lot my friends have kind of hosed me here and all this shit but the explanation of man, I had one martini, man.

I had one. And then I followed my friend. Like, I'm blaming all these other people for it. I appreciate you, boys, for doing your job. I enjoy, like, just the idea of, hey, fellas, I appreciate you boys for doing your job. Like, that's what you say whenever you're trying to, you know, butter someone up. You know, it's always the boys. I appreciate it.

If it's not the boys, it's assholes or whatever. But no, you boys did your job and I appreciate it. Just look it over a little bit before he's done. Eventually, it's going to get to the, you know. audio of him like being in the actual cell. White. I'm kidding. Oh, I forgot about this one. Oh, I totally forgot about this. White.

I'm kidding. I forgot about that. White. I'm kidding. I'm just kidding, man. Wait a minute. Let me listen. White? Ha! Just kidding, man. So you're being helped for the night, and then in the morning is the uranium. So in the morning, usually around 9.30.

All night? It might not be this one. You might be over the other one, and they actually have blankets for you. You guys are wild, man. You guys are wild, man. You guys are wild. Oh, God, that's phenomenal. I love how he goes.

So, you know, you're going to stay in this cell. He's like, wait a minute, I have to stay here all night, man. Yeah, but we'll get you a blanket. You guys are wow, man. You guys are wow, man. And again, like I said, you can make a phone call if you would like, attorney and things like that. You're allowed to call right now if you wish, where you can call later.

Yeah, any point you want to make phone call to a lot of town. Yeah. You weren't entitled to have phone calls. All right, man. Sounds good to me, bro. I like where your head's at with that. I think the best part, my favorite line from all of this is the, you guys are wild, man. Oh, that's a wild, man.

You guys are wild, man. I'm also a big fan of the, hey, white. Just kidding, man. You guys are crazy, though. You guys are wild, though. Oh, that's a wild, man. Oh, God. Oh, you know, and that's the thing.

man. As we talked about, you know, you look back on all of the bad decisions you've made in life and where your life could have really been ruined, you know, all the times you've driven drunk and the bad shit. Like, I'll be real. There of times I've driven home. And again, this hasn't happened in forever. I mean, I'm an adult person now that doesn't, you know, it tries to avoid doing super stupid shit. But, you know, I mean, there was a time like you'd get home, wake up the next morning and just be like, how the fuck did I get here? You know, I told you about the time that I thought my car had gotten stolen. Turns out I had just parked it in a different spot when I had come home the night before than I normally did.

I thought the fucker was stolen. So again, don't be proud of these things. This is nothing to be proud of. Don't be like your boy Josh when it comes to this shit. But we've all done dumb shit and we've all made mistakes and we've all committed shit like this. Again, if we were pulled over, if we had swerved one time and they had seen it, we'd be fucked. But we're not on video. we didn't, you know.

Again, if you want to really go back and retrace old buddy's steps here, you know, once he got in the car and decided to drive, where he really made his big mistake. I think the critical air that was made by J.T. in this is he is when he started rambling on about being on a world tour. Once my man got into the whole world tour of it all, it sounded like a crazy person. Now, I find it hard to believe these people just don't know who Justin Timberlake is. Like, they probably saw him and were like, holy shit, is that Justin Timberlake? But, like, what you can't do in that scenario is just start rambling about being on a world tour.

Because if they don't know you're Justin Timberlake, you just sound like a fucking crazy person. And I think that's what happened to him there is he just sounded like a crazy person. All that said, you guys are wild, man. Oh, that's a wild man. Big fan of that one. Oh, that's a wild man. Anyway, all right. More to come.

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