The Josh Innes Show - TNF Winners and Losers!!!!

Episode Date: September 19, 2025

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dead. She had a nice run. And then I thought, well, hell, maybe there is no winners and losers from the game last night. As it turns out, there are winners and losers from last night's game. It's according to Nate Davis. It's not T-Drag. T-Drag was off doing something else. I don't know what it was, but here we are. So let's play a couple commercials. And let's dig deep into the winners and losers of Thursday night football. Maybe it's just a phase you're going through. You'll get over it. I can't help you with that.

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It leaves us up to like true guessing here. So let's see. Let's go to the winners and losers. Well, actually, this one says rookie stars and Saquan Barkley among winners. Oh, well, that's a second. solid move. It says basically what they're going to say is Sequin Barclay is a winner because now they're going to know they have to give Sequin Barclay the ball because the offense sucks when it's not revolving around him.

Ha. Rookie stars. Well, look at what happened with our man Jackson Dart. So, but let's see. I'm going to take a guess on some of these. Well, first of all, the biggest winner in everything last night was the Dickie. Because the dicky is something you don't see a lot. And you can try to convince me that Jackson Dart's turtleneck that he is wearing as part of an actual t-shirt. I do not buy it. I believe that he has a shirt that is attached to his shoulder pads. Basically, it's kind of sewn in to the neck region of his shoulder pads. That is called a dicky. And I think that he's wearing a dicky during games. I think that is pretty legendary.

I think that is an old school thing that's coming back now. I think he's bringing the dicky back. Let me look this up. Dickie for fashion. Dickie for men. Let me see. I need this. I need the history. I need a history of the dicky. Not dickies. I know what dickies are. I don't need to know about work pants and boots and shit. I need to know about the dicky. Dickie, the dicky for men. Let's see. Not dickies, dicky. God damn you internet. How do I look up a dicky? when was the dicky a major fashion trend dicky okay we found the garment ah yes in clothing for men a dicky also dicky and dicky

just spelled differently but if you can't see the different spellings it just sounds stupid in clothing for men a dicky also a dicky and dicky and tuxedo front is a type of shirt front that is worn with a black tied tuxedo and a white tie but see that's not totally what that is that's that's not true a dicky can also just be attached to you know like a sweater like cousin eddie cut the shit contemporary fashion okay so you got like zach galaphanacus wore one and dinner for schmucks cousin eddie there you go appearances in film in the 80s include Cousinetti and National Lampoon's Christmas vacation, and Kent, who warned in the end scenes of the 1985 real genius. The dicky is legit, okay? And I think what we're seeing here is Jackson Dart is bringing the dicky back. And if I were in the media in New York, and look, I understand that you might say there are more important things to dig to the bottom of, but here's what I'm going to do.

If I'm in New York, my first question out of the gate is like, hey, listen, great win. You beat the Eagles One of the best teams in the NFL Fuck them, am I right? Go birds Well, you know what? I have a question for you. How great does it feel

To be super successful as a quarterback wearing a dicky? And he'll be like, I don't wear a dicky And I'll be like, prove it. He'll be like, dude, I'm literally wearing the undershirt that I wear in the game. It is clearly not a dicky. And I'll go, yeah, it is.

And he goes, first of all, what is a dicky? And I'll say, watch Christmas vacation you piece of shit how about that how about you watch christmas vacation then you'll know what a dicky is then i'll give him the exact you know minute like minute mark in the in the movie where he needs to to go see cousin eddie and his dicky i'll say prove that that's not a dicky and let's assume he's not wearing his dicky for the interview since they're at home he's probably going to be showered and everything when he spoke to the media i'll say listen there's only one way to prove it's not a dicky i'm going to need you to go to the locker room and i'm going to need you to

get the non-dickie and bring it out and show me. He's going to be like, bro, it's not a dicky. I'll be like, look, if you have nothing to hide, go get it. If you have nothing to hide, procure the dicky from the lot, retrieve it. Retrieve the garment from the locker room and prove to me that it's not a dicky that people demand to know. The people need to know. This is important shit. This is your Benghazi.

This is your Hillary emails. People demand to know. go procure the garment and prove that it's not a dicky so that would be the first line of questioning but anyway the dicky should be in Nate Davis's story about winners and losers but the obvious things that Nate Davis is going to include in the winners and losers is like you know probably the coach because the coach continues to say a lot man love man love is a winner in this you know why man love is a winner in this because like look at the bromance between Jackson dart and Brian Dable. And honestly, I don't even know if it's a bromance. I think it's kind of like a single white

female one-sided love affair. It's not a bromance. Because if you ever notice, it's not like Jackson Dart fawns over or dotes over his man's. He's never like touching his face or anything like that. He's never like, hey, I love you. Like you never look at him and see that he loves him. But Brian Dable, like there's a look of love, lust and love in his eyes. Like Brian Dable sees this child and he's like, you're my meal ticket to another year of seven. and nine next year. You can take me there. They were going to fire me this year, but now I've got a chance to survive because we're two and one with you. And maybe I've convinced them that you and I are building something here. Let's go. Like when he looks at him, it's like Garth looking at

Cassandra. All I hear is Dreamweaver. Every time I see Brian Dable looking at Jackson Dart, there's this lustful look in his eyes. He's like, that's my man's. I love him. Of course, the real winner and there should be the fucking giants who won the game and the loser is the Eagles who lost to the Giants who won the game but of course no that can't just be it we cannot

accept the fact that there are just winners and there are losers of the actual game in which there was an outcome no we can't do that we have to dig deeper and find individual winners winners the rematch at a time when the Eagles

are fresh off capturing their second Lombard party trophy and the Giants have been, have rarely been relevant since they last won a Super Bowl 14 years ago. It appears that, boy, that's going to be another one, that rematch. Boy, the winner of this is the rematch. Yes, in Philly, the rematch is going to be epic. Cool. Giants rookies.

The tush push. As long as it remains legal, the Eagles will apparently continue leveraging their signature offensive play. By the way, 56 looks like he false starts on that play. Also, 56 looks like he false starts on every. play for the Eagles. Like, every, like he stands up. Like, why the fuck does 56 have to stand up and look back at the quarterback on every play?

Every play, he looks back, looks at the quarterback, sets, and then kind of lifts up again and resets as the ball's being snapped. The guy is committing a false start every damn play. And you can't tell me otherwise. Sequin Barclay was a winner here. Why was he a winner? Well, because his new prime video documentary rolled out. losers

Saquan Barkley and Russell Wilson boy this is really deep here the Eagles defense Philadelphia explosiveness AJ Dylan the Eagles receiver finally had a productive night between the lines with six receptions for 80 yards

but his coy post game interview with the reporters when he coyly denied involvement in a meeting with Hertz and Barkley at a time oh so AJ Brown I thought then there was AJ Dylan the backup who fumbled the damn ball.

Then there was A.J. Brown. Oh, by the way. Oh, let us not forget that Jalen Hertz did miss Devante Smith on like a 95-yard touchdown that would have changed the game. Son of a bitch. Anyway, winners and losers. I still declare that, of course, there is a winner and a loser of the game. Thus, you don't need winners and fucking losers.

But, see, I don't like this Nate Davis. I'm not here for Nate Davis-driven winners and losers of Thursday night football. I am here for T-Drag. Where's he at? Give me T-Drag. Because I bet T-Drag would have brought up the dicky, or at least would have brought up the questions of whether or not it is a dicky. But see, this Nate Davis takes himself too seriously.

This Nate Davis doesn't want to do what the fans want, because he's a typical media schmuck who's in it for himself. He's not in it for the fans. The fans want to know if my man is wearing a dicky. But of course, Nate Davis doesn't do that. He digs into the serious shit. But my man, T-Drag would do it. That's why T-Drag is elite.

Hashtag elite as it relates to Thursday night football winners and losers' coverage. More to come.