The Josh Innes Show - Trumps Panty Party

Episode Date: December 22, 2025

The President decided to go off on a tangent about women's undergarments. It's actually remarkably funny audio. Do women still wear silk underpants? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Let's do this. Oh, hell, let's do this right out of the shoot here. So Trump was speaking at some rally, and somehow the conversation became about Melania's underpants. I enjoyed it. I don't know why. I'm tickled by this man, but it's fascinating. Let's do this.

Let's play a couple of commercials, and you hear Donald Trump, the president of the United States, in the midst of some speech about something going off on a tangent about his wife's underpants. All right, we'll do that after these words. At Fandual Casino, you get even more ways to play. Dive into new and exciting games and all of your favorite casino classics, like slots, table games and arcade games. Get more on Fandual Casino. the app today. Please play responsibly, 19 plus and physically located in Ontario. If you have questions or concerned about your gambling or the gambling of someone close to you, please contact Connects Ontario at 1866-531-2,600 to speak to an advisor free of charge. Now, in fairness, I think the point of this was that he was talking about how he was raided, like his house was raided, Marlago was raided and all that, and then they all went through his wife's underpants.

I think it's how this is the genesis of this. But here you go. Here is Donald Trump, the president of the United States, explaining how people who raided his house went into his wife's underpants. I had these animals trying to attack me at Marlago. They went into my wife's closet, and I'll say this, number one, it's very bad, but it sounds a little strange. They looked at her drawers. Now we're all that. Like, the thing is, and I know that the Trump people don't want to hear this, my man is finally starting to sound old, like his voice kind of shakes a little bit.

He's got an old sound to him. You have draw, and then you have draw. They looked at both. So the visual of this is fantastic. So he's basically saying you have the drawers, like, you know, where you put the clothes and then drawers, as in, like, underwear as in, like, drawers. And he holds up, like, pantomimes what the drawers look like. Like, he's holding them. Like, it's, you know, these are her underwear.

She gave them to me, you know, road trip style. And the best part about it is he holds up, like, these gigantic underwear. Like, it looked like road trip. Like, did you just skin a cheetah? is what it looked like. I'd also like to know the origin of drawers. Like how, like why are underwear called drawers? Thank you, Google.

It's like you know me. They're called drawers because the word comes from the verb draw, meaning to pull. As these early undergarments were pulled up the legs, they were also originally two separate leg pieces that had to be drawn on, leading them to the term a pair of drawers. Well, now it makes a lot of sense. It's amazing where you learn these origins from. like why do we call it taking a crap oh i don't know because a guy named john crapper invented the

toilet like it's fascinating like you just assume that these things are all like part of like they've always been there right like you've always assumed the toilet was the crapper or that when you poop it's a crap you have no idea like i'm fairly certain i'm accurate about this that crap is based on a guy's name why do we call it taking a crap because the word crap comes from the older words for ways to reject him. So maybe I was wrong. I thought it was, I thought, look, maybe I'm stupid. Here we go. Wait. Let's see. Like the old French crapper, Dutch crappin, long before Thomas Crapper's famous toilets, though his name popularized the slang term, especially as the crapper for a toilet, among American soldiers in World War I, linking the action of relieving

oneself with the name and the general sense of rubbish. Okay. So it didn't exactly start with that guy. But the Thomas Crapper connection. While Thomas Crapper was a successful Victorian plumber, the slang crap didn't come from him. But then what are the odds? Like, what are the odds that a man that, you know, works in toilets, is named crapper, and that they already used the term crap for poop based on old, like, French shit? I don't know. But that's not the origin, okay?

Taking the crap, taking a crap, like taking a nap or a break is idiomatic, meaning to allocate one's time to perform the action. Like, I don't know why we just went down this wormhole. These are the things we do on this podcast. Anyway, all that to tell you that when Trump was talking about drawers versus drawers, he held up like he pantomimed underwear, and it looked like it would have been Lizzo's drawers. And she's a very meticulous person, you know, like these people, just like she'd fit into your group very well. She'd be very happy with her, but everything is perfect.

her undergarments sometimes referred to as panties sometimes referred to as panties. Her undergarments sometimes referred to as panties. They're panties. She's got amazing panties. She's very meticulous with her panties.

Some people call them a thong. That's right. We call them a thong. That's right. They're folded. Perfect. wrapped they're like so perfect I said that's beautiful you know it's the part of the world she came from everything was perfect no problem I also enjoy that like yep that's the part of the world she came from like like indicating that in that part of the world they make sure that all of the panties

are folded very nicely because in that part of the world they specify that we fold panties nicely fold fall fold I think that she steams them make sure she steams her panties We got into a big debate on the show this morning about whether or not women still wear silk underpants. I feel like silk underpants, silk undergarments, if you will, sometimes referred to as panties. That's right. Sometimes they are referred to as panties. I don't think women still wear silk underpants. I feel like that was a time and place and I feel like that time and place is gone.

Like when I think of silk panties, I think of like 80s movies. I think of like 80s erotica, like soft. off-core erotica. I think of women wearing silk underpants. I feel like Betty Childs was probably wearing silk underpants and revenge of the nerds. I just don't, I can't envision a place

where women still wear silk underpants, but maybe I'm wrong. We came home. I wasn't there when the raid took place. A raid of a popular president, a former president. She opened the drawers and it was not to

that way. They were a mess. It was all over the place. Such a random story. Then we got home and her panties were not in order. She says, I usually keep my panties in order and they're not in order. And the place that she came from where she was from, they're very

meticulous in the way they handle their panties. Very strange. It's a very strange little dialogue or diatri. Her underdarmine, so what is sometimes referred to as panties. Her undergarments sometimes referred to as panties.

That's what he says. Do women still wear silk underpants? Let's Google that. Are silk underpants still popular with women in 2025? Weird things to look up on your work computer. Yes, silk underpants remain popular with women in 2025, driven by fashion trends that emphasize luxurious fabrics, comfort and retro lingerie.

Okay, there's a difference, though, between retro lingerie and just wearing underpants that are silk like everyday use. Let me ask that. This is ridiculous to look this up on the computer, but it's for work, I swear. Do women still wear silk underpants for daily use or just for lingerie? Boy, these are weird things to look up at work. Women absolutely still wear silk underwear for daily use, not just lingerie, because it's praised for being comfortable, breathable, moisture wicking, and good for skin.

I don't believe this. I think there's a certain age of woman that might still wear silk underpants. Like, I can't imagine that there's like a 25-year-old girl. I say 25-year-old girl, but like a 25-year-old woman that still wears, like, silk underpants. Like, I find that hard to believe. Like, maybe if you're like a 50, 60, 70-year-old woman, you might wear silk underpants. Sometimes referred to as panties. Her undergarments, so many is in this, sometimes referred to as panties.

I just don't believe that. I find that hard to believe that we're in a world where there are still, you know, younger people. You know, like, not millennials, but whatever the hell the next generation after millennials are, Gen Z, Y, whatever. Like, I find it hard to believe that some chick who's like, Like, you know, like unironically named like Edna because like that's their generation. I'm talking about like young people, like some girl that's like 25, but her mom named her Edna because it's trendy now. I find it hard to believe that that person wears silk underpants. Now, a person who's unironically named Edna who's 80 probably wear silk underpants because that's what they wore.

They wore silk underpants. I don't believe that we are in a world where that, look, it's not my like, I don't. I'm fine with it. Wear the silk underpants. Wouldn't be my bag, but whatever. I just find that hard to believe. As we sit here today, I don't believe that people who are 25, 30, 35 women are just wearing silk underpants all day. Now, they might wear different types of underwear, not just cotton underpants.

But I find it hard to believe that there's silk undergarments that are sometimes referred to as panties. Her undergarments, how many is sometimes referred to as panties. And it's also weird to think, like, that's the first lady. that's the first lady of these United States and we're sitting here like well you know she folds her panties at home and their undergarments sometimes refer to as panties they sometimes are wonder how big his boxer shorts I would imagine he wears boxer shorts right if we're thinking about this it would have to be like I can't imagine we're in a world where he wears briefs but he might I mean I bet he wears silk boxers that's going to be my my president Trump underpants guest for today is that Trump wears silk boxers, gold silk boxers. That's going to be my guess for the day, is that that's the Donald Trump preference of underpants. And I don't believe, I don't think Melania wears silk underpants. She just doesn't strike me as a silk underpants woman.

Like, I think she probably wears, you know, nice underpants. I mean, we've seen pictures ever before in the kind of underpants that she wears. She was a model. But I just find it hard to believe that that's what she wears. I think she's even too young to wear silk. underpants. I think your grandmother may wear silk underpants if she's an older grandmother. Younger grandmother, probably not. But an older grandmother, I feel pretty confident wear silk underpants. And those are the people to do it. Like, oh, God, this visual. Oof. I once saw, I just stay at

my grandpa's house. He lived with his mom. I know it's a weird thing. But he lived with his mom. So the house would be like my grandpa, his sister, and the mom. There was no dad. The dad was dead. And I think he was dead before I was born, so I don't have any recollection of him. But, like, I once saw the grandma walking around in her underpants. And it's something I don't want to remember, but I do. And she was wearing silk underpants. And she was probably like 80 years old, like 75, 80 years old wearing silk underpants. That's who wears silk underpants. Now, if you guys would like to send me messages and let me know if you're a lady or if you are a lady and you wear silk underpants, I just don't believe that. Like, I feel that. I feel like, I feel

like in any situation I've ever been in involving ladies underpants I cannot recall anybody I've ever been with ever even wearing like having a pair of silk underpants let alone that being their primary undergarment sometimes referred to as panties her undergarments so why isn't this sometimes referred to as panties anyway so let me know what's going on in your world and more to come