The Josh Innes Show - Unwoke Jamokes: Drunken Football Recap

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

Hey Everyone! It's late Sunday afternoon and we are inebriated. My Saints got a win. That's a positive. Jilly's Texans got a win. That's good. The Eagles escaped because Kyler Murray is a moron. Jilly tries to explain to me why social media is the devil. I don't really listen because I'm a moron. I really want to meet up with Tank in Chicago for the Bears/Eagles game but Jilly doesn't think that's a good idea. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the Josh Innes Show. Howdy everybody and welcome to a drunk Sunday night. It is 6.32 in the p.m. In the Central Time Zone, I'm Josh. Jelly's here. What's up, Jelly? Not much. Yeah, not much at all. Just wrapped up watching some football contests.

Ready to go. Lot of beer today. Lots of beer yesterday as well. Between the two days, I'd say I probably had 30-something beers. I mean, I'm not trying to, like, I'm not doing. Well, you've been kind of an emotional mess this weekend, so. Well, no shit. And I will continue to be emotional mess. That's just how I operate.

But let's see. Yesterday, that means I had a 12 a 12 pack of those luke bryan beers and then i might say i had 16 or 17 beers yesterday no 15 beers yesterday and about 15 something a little over 30 i'm not again this is not to brag i'm not trying to sound like some frat guy that's like hey i drank all this beer because i'm awesome that's not what i'm trying to accomplish here you really did go hard because we started drinking at like 2 and you had like 10 beers by 4.30.

Well, whatever. Again, I wasn't doing it on purpose. I wasn't doing it to be like, hey, watch me drink a lot of beer. But I did. I've had a lot. I've got two sitting in front of me right now. I just got a lot going on, Jelly. And you haven't been gambling. So it's like, if you're not gambling, does that mean you just drink more?

No, it really doesn't though. I just, I don't know why going on, Jelly. And you haven't been gambling, so it's like if you're not gambling, does that mean you just drink more? No, it really doesn't, though. I don't know why. I've just been drinking more, and I got stuff going on. I mean, the Cardinals lost yesterday, which whatever. I'm already over it, but it is what it is. At least you expected that. Yeah, I said that they were going to lose. People talk, oh, my God, your team sucks.

No, shit, I said that they were gonna lose like people talk oh my god your team sucks like no shit I said they were gonna lose like remember Adam um Adam Regner sent me a message because I haven't watched the Phillies all year but do you think they're gonna beat the Phillies I said no the Phillies are gonna beat them the Phillies are gonna beat the Phillies no I'm sorry the Phillies are gonna beat the Cardinals and uh and I was right so you know I'm not shocked by it I mean it sucked that yesterday they didn't score any runs and make it interesting. But, I mean, what are you going to do? But today, as we sat around and drank beer and watched football, there were some decent games that happened today.

Nothing, like, incredible. The Texans got their first win of the season. That's true. Even the Jaguars for, like like the ninth time in a row. We own them. Yeah, we're debating going to Chicago to watch the Eagles play the— You're drunk. We're not probably going to do that.

Why wouldn't we? Because I don't want to put you in a situation with McDougal. I don't care about McDougal. I'm with Tank. So here's the situation. So I asked Tank. I said Tank because I think Tank's in Arizona this weekend. He was at the game today

with uh the the eagles and the cardinals which another disaster what the fuck is kyler murray doing sliding half a yard short of first what a disaster again so what a fucking imbecile you want to go with a plane full of philadelphia eagles fans when you're saying it's a disaster that Kyler Murray blew the game. Mary? Kyler Mary? Yeah. No, but that's a- So I don't know that I want to be in that situation.

But I can handle being around people. I don't think you can. I can. I can totally handle it. Do you not want to hang out with Tank? I do. I miss Tank so much. I do, but I don't want to hang out with 250 Philadelphia Eagles fans.

There's no guarantee we have to hang out with 250 Philadelphia- You're going to be sitting with them at the game. Their whole thing with this trip is they all hang out together. I will. Here's the thing. Can I tell you a little something? I think it's a terrible idea. Listen, I understand that some McDougals don't like me, and that's okay.

And I get that I don't like some of them. So if you go with a traveling group of Philadelphia Eagles fans and you don't wear Eagles stuff. I'll wear Eagles stuff. Okay. I'm a fraud. I don't want to do this. So we're not going to go? I don't think it's a good idea.

Oh, that's a shame. I was looking forward to going to Chicago to hang out with Tank. I'd like to hang out with Tank, but I just don't think hanging out with Tank and 200 Philadelphia Eagles fans is a good idea. I mean, we've done it before. Not after you've gone out and said, I hate you people. Go fuck yourselves. You guys suck.

And I hate you. I've basically said that 10 different. I never said I hope you die. I mean, as I thought it, but I didn't I didn't say it. I did not know. But I mean, this last go around now, I mean, when you've been blocking people and like it's been more intense than usual, like I just don't think mentally it's a good thing for you.

So we're not going to go to chicago because josh when someone says something to you you can't just block them they're in person i'm not but the thing is people in person don't say the same evil shit they say on social media but someone will whisper something and you'll hear it no i'd be hanging out with my boy tank i told tank that we could take him to veto and n Nick's. Tank wants to go to Vito and Nick's and eat some thin crust pizza. I would love to hang out with Tank. I just think it's a bad idea. Oh, man.

I just don't think it would end well. I was hoping to go. You forget that it's not just hanging out with Tank. When Tank makes these trips, it's a whole thing. I forget what the group is called. But people pay to go hang out with tank well yeah i would do it for free i know but if we're hanging out with tank we have to hang out with 200 philadelphia eagles fans and they don't like you and you don't like them uh

not all of them know that i don't like them great now i don't get to go hang out with tank well i had big plans i had big plans my plans were so big we were get to go hang out with Tank. Well, I had big plans. I had big plans. My plans were so big. We were going to go to Chicago in December for your birthday. We were going to take Tank to Vito and Nick's. We were going to go to the game and shit. It was going to be awesome.

What if we go to Chicago? We ask Tank to go to Vito and Nick's with us and shit, but we don't actually go to the game. We hang out with Bobbo. Well, I got to see if they're in town. If Bobbo's in town, then that's the answer. Yep. We don't have to go to the game.

Going to games in Chicago sucks anyway. The stadium blows. And again, but again, their whole thing they do is, if you ever look at the pictures, they have like, you know, the whole thing is that the group of people hang out with Tank. Yeah, well, Tank would gladly go have pizza with us for a little bit because that's my boy. Well, we love each other. But I just, I think you hang out with the Eagles Yeah, well, Tank would gladly go have pizza with us for a little bit because that's my boy. We love each other. But I think you hanging out with the Eagles fans is a bad idea.

Probably so. But, I mean, still, I think I could make it. Anyway, so the baseball game sucked, but it wasn't shocking that they lost. I mean, go Braves. I think the Braves will end up winning that series. That's the hope. I hope the Braves do. For Grandma Edna. You know, for Grandma Edna um i think the braves will end up winning that series that's the hope i hope the braves do for grandma adna you know for for grandma and she loved the braves and her tommy

hawks and her tommy hawks you know she loved the braves so the hope is uh that the braves win that series like somebody sent me a thing on uh although let's not you know forget last year in the world series you were very much cheering for the astros over the brave correct because the ast because the Astros, like, that's what's funny about McDougal people. That's when Grandma Edna can go to hell, right? Yeah, fuck Grandma Edna. No, but here's the thing. So, like, people have a hard time understanding the way I operate, right? Like, most people never leave the city they're from.

That's the thing with us. It's different, yeah. Yeah. So most people, if you're from Houston, you never leave the city they're from that's the thing with us it's different yeah yeah so most people if you're from Houston you never leave Houston if you're from Philly especially Philly you never leave Philly so you don't know what it's like to be like hey well I have to move to this city and my program director tells me hey try to kind of fit in with the fans and kind of be a fan like when we went to Philly like people don't understand this like i never at one point lied and said i'm a diehard eagles fan but we bought the gear and shit and i was like hey i hope they win because it's good for the station and everything but i never actually went out there

and was like oh my god i'm a diehard because i'm not a fucking fraud but like there's that that odd thing about people is there was a no win you go out and act like a fraud and say oh my god i'm a diehard they'll call you out if you say i don't give a fuck about the team, I'm still going to root for my team. They'll call you out. There was no winning. But that's the thing is most people will never leave the city that they're from. One of the things that people have to understand, too, is we lived in Philadelphia for like two years. Yes.

We combined have both lived in Houston for like, what, eight years? Well, let's see. I lived there from the end of 20 2009 november 2009 to december 2013 so that's four years of 2009 till that so we lived there four years then we moved back in 2016 and left in 2021 yeah so we lived there about five about nine years you form you know listen i mean here's reality i consider houston to be a home like my second home I consider Houston to be my second home. Nashville's not my second home, any of these places. My home is Baton Rouge, Louisiana.

My second home is Houston. If I could choose to live anywhere, it would be Houston. Yes. I'm not saying this to shit on Philly people. I have no desire to ever go back there, other than the time that I got dicked around by 97.5 for a job and I didn't have a job, and I was like, hey, hey I'll come back I don't want to live there I hate Philadelphia like there's and I want to be clear there's a lot of McDougals like Philadelphia people that are decent

people and friends and everything like I shouldn't have shit on everybody that's probably accurate that I shouldn't have come out and been like fuck everybody fine but they were all being dicks to me so like I lash out that's the way you should operate. If a whole group of people shit on you because you have a team you root for, then fuck them. Go fuck them in the ass with your fist. Fuck them. You know what I'm saying?

But big picture, there's a lot of Philadelphia people that I have a good affinity for and I like. Yes. I would never want to move back there. It's a shithole. I hate Philadelphia. It's a piece of shit city. Well, I wouldn't want to move to the Northeast in general. Correct. I hate that. But like Houston is my second home. I was

born in Poplar Bluff, Missouri. Fine. I had a lot of family from Poplar Bluff, Missouri. Fine. But I spent the bulk of my childhood and my life in Baton Rouge, Louisiana on the West Bank of Baton Rouge, West Baton Rouge Parish, Port Allen, Brulee, Louisiana. That is my home. I love Baton Rouge. That is my home. LSU is my school for two years. The Saints, that is my football team. The LSU is my football team. That is who I am. I love Louisiana. My second home is Houston, Texas. That is my second home. That's where most of my friends are that are from there. That is where I had the most fun doing radio. That is my second home. That is what I love. So like Philadelphia is there and it's cute and it's fine. But if you said, Josh, you'll never set foot in Philadelphia again. Fine. I'll never set foot in Philadelphia again. It is what it is. I don't give a fuck. No offense to

people there. I just don't give a fuck. It is not a place i consider home it's not a place that i consider my town the fans are not people that i consider my people it just it is what it is but you do like again when we were there like we wore eagle stuff we went to the games we cheered for the teams of course correct because that's what you're told to do love i mean i enjoyed it i rooted for them when we were there because you do try to form connections with the city where you live and i think that's what people don't understand is when you move around as much as you do in radio, or some people do in radio now. A lot of people don't move for radio anymore.

But you try to form connections with the city. You try to get involved in stuff. So that's why when we went to the Super Bowl in Minneapolis and we had tickets to the game and it ended up being the Patriots and the Eagles, yes, we wore Eagles stuff because would I rather wear nothing to the Super Bowl? Not naked, but I mean like no teams and just kind of be like, yay, sports.

Or do I want to root for a team in a city that I lived in? I'm going to go with the Eagles. It doesn't mean that we're diehard Eagles fans. It doesn't mean that we're frauds. But that whole situation, I mean, we've talked about this before. I was this close to wearing a Tom Brady fucking jersey because people pissed me off. Yeah, and that's the thing, man. Like most people in Philadelphia will never leave Philadelphia. Before I was this close to wearing a Tom Brady fucking jersey because people pissed me off. Yeah, and that's the thing, man.

Most people in Philadelphia will never leave Philadelphia. It is their hellhole, and they will never leave their hellhole because they like their hellhole. My hellhole is Baton Rouge, Louisiana. I left there, and I've lived in a bunch of different places, and I love Baton Rouge, and I get it. There's a lot of people that love Philadelphia. But the problem I run into is people in this weird world, they're like're like oh you're a fraud because you acted like you liked our teams I never acted like I liked your teams and then people posted pictures of me wearing like Philly shit yeah of course I had Philly shirts I had eagle shirts I had fucking flyer shit that's how I operate that's what happens when you move around

it's not because they're forcing you to like the way you want to like the teams you want to root correct but it's also your fucking fault it's the fault of these fucking people because if you go to around. It's not even because they're forcing you to like the teams. You want to like the teams. You want to root for the teams in the city you live in. But it's also your fucking fault. It's the fault of these fucking people because if you go to their town and you don't act like you like their teams, they shit on you. And if you act like you like their teams, they shit on you. You can't win. I would like to roll into a city, give my

fucking opinions, and that's it. But it doesn't work that way. You have to pretend like you're part of everybody. But isn't it just that? It's not even like it was for the job. We liked going to Eagles games. We had fun going to Flyers games. We wanted the teams to do well. We would root for them.

I'm not talking about this shit. It's just annoying to me when you see today on your Facebook, for example, and I just think you need to stop posting on social media. Probably. I've stopped taking pictures of myself in team gear because I'm sick of the comments. Like, there's no point in you being like, I'm rooting for the Astros now because all you're going to do is get shit on.

And I am, but I am rooting for the Astros. I was a fucking season ticket holder. For two and a half years, almost three seasons, I had Astros season tickets. I remember last year. Fuck you. If you have a problem with it, eat my ass. I had season tickets for three fucking years.

But why post it? You know, like, who cares? Like, hey, I'm wearing my Astros stuff. Cool. Like, I used to post stuff like, go Astros with a beer in my hand. But I've learned, like, fuck it. I will cheer for who I want to cheer for. And I don't need the internet, like, chastising me for it.

Fuck them. Yeah, kids. Like, I root for the Astros. I actually like the Astros. Again, when you have that connection with the city, like, and Houston's somewhere we've lived a lot longer. And by the way, I went to a lot of games when the Astros were shit.

When they were awful. I watched almost every Astros game when I grew up in Baton Rouge. We had the Astros games on TV. That was all we had. I didn't have the Cardinals. We didn't have, like, the MLB extra innings. 1998, 99, 2000. You know what I had on fucking TV? Either the Atlanta Braves on WGN, the Cubs on WGN, the Braves on TBS,

or the fucking regional Astros shit. And I watched a shit ton of Astros shit. So fuck you. Well, it's just stupid. Because again, last year when the Astros played the White Sox, I made a whole post like, hey, I love you, Houston, but the White Sox are the team I grew up on. I will always go the White Sox over the Astros. Now, when the Astros beat the White Sox, yes, I love you, Houston, but the White Sox are the team I grew up on. I will always go the White Sox over the Astros.

Now, when the Astros beat the White Sox, yes, I rooted for the Astros. And then I was kind of like, you realize this, you're like, why? If I posted today, like, all right, Astros, let's do this, someone would just take that post of me wearing a White Sox shirt and say, oh, you're a fucking fraud. So I don't even bother because social media is pointless. Why do you post on social media? When you're live tweeting games, why? I don't know because I have. Because social media is pointless. Why do you post on social media? Like, when you're live tweeting games, why?

I don't know, because I have thoughts. Whose attention are you trying to get? Well, but I just have thoughts. Whose thoughts? Just in general. Share them with me. Like, why on social media? I'll just share all my thoughts, like, my random sports thoughts with you.

Like, who cares? Yeah, you're right. All it's doing is going to piss you off. Although, I wouldn't really piss off today. I honestly contemplated this weekend if, like, a couple has ever gotten divorced over Twitter. Yeah. Because I was close. But today wasn't really pissed off today. I honestly contemplated this weekend if a couple has ever gotten divorced over Twitter because I was close. But today wasn't the case. No. Today was fine. Yesterday.

Well, yesterday was not a good day. And then yesterday I stayed up until 2 o'clock in the morning getting hammered and contemplating life. I just realized that social media is not the end all be all. Everything doesn't have to be posted on social media you are right you don't have to take you don't have to tell the internet you're rooting for a team you just root for them that's

true but like then there's a part of me that goes so why is it that it's okay for all these people to root for a team but I can't root for a team because I'm the radio guy like I find that to be bullshit why can't I root for a team like when I was in Philadelphia why couldn't I have a team I root for like and then that's where I get all defensive and it's like so you assholes like let me if mcdougall were to leave philadelphia he got a job which mcdougall will never leave philadelphia but let's say mcdougall got a job and it was such a high-paying job he couldn't say no like he got to stir up some meth down in georgia and that way he got to leave you know wherever in Philly stirring up meth and got a job cooking up meth down in fucking Atlanta if he went to Atlanta he's not going to start

rooting for the Falcons because he's in fucking Atlanta he'd still root for the fucking birds so then why do people not operate that same way why can't if I come to Philadelphia it's like oh you're gonna like our fucking teams fuck your teams and that's part of my problem I guess and the main thing is just like why post about on social media it's not necessary why root on social media but I understand that it's not necessary but why not like it's where I like I like to post my shit there I like people to know who I root for and then you know why not like I don't know. I've had a lot of beer today.

Like a shit ton the last two days. There were some decent games today, nothing like overly special. Hey, but the Texans got a win. Yep, I missed a parlay by an Ezekiel Elliott touchdown, and I would have played Tony Pollard, but I did not see him as an option because I always play Tony Pollard. I thought he was hurt. Saints got a win today. We're going to the Super Bowl now. That's offv missed that one um tom brady got bailed out that fucking call for tom was the most disgusting shit ever that was an awful awful roughing the

passer call they couldn't have tom lose three in a row it was a joke but uh so the saints won obviously what we have buffalo had a blowout win over Pittsburgh. The Yenzer fellow was not happy. Texans obviously got a win. The Titans are a clown show. I don't care that they beat Washington. They get very lucky. They do.

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And they were like a two-point uh underdog and they lost by 30. I do think Tennessee's gonna go get that ass whipped by Alabama even though Alabama doesn't have their quarterback so that's an issue because there's another instance like I'm not a Tennessee fan by any means but like I'll root for them over Alabama I would like to like you and I sent me a Tennessee shirt I'll wear it yeah you and I were talking about going to Knoxville this week just to go hang out, even not to go to the game, just hang out in the bars and experience the vibe of Knoxville this week. So that could be a possibility. I was like, oh, you're a fraud.

No. Whatever. You know who calls people frauds? Fucking losers that never go anywhere. No, I know. Like people don't know what it's like to work in the line of work that we work in where it's like, Hey, you know what the job you got to go to the city, the city for a fucking job. Am I a mercenary? If that's what you want to call me fine, but that's kind of how it works.

And like, I'd love to be able to go into a city and be like, Hey, by the way, fuck your teams. This is my team. But like, it's bad for business. When I got to Philadelphia, they're like, well, you can't say you like blank, blank and blank. and you have to hate this this and this and i'm like whatever i don't want to do that shit with my life ah boy i guess so today wasn't an overly exciting football day though there wasn't like a ton of drama although the cardinals should have tied that fucking game with the eagles that was a fucking joke the way kyler ended up half a yard short then spiked and then you knew the asshole was going to miss the kick it never had a chance like they showed all the highlights from the beginning of the why like oh yeah this kid ain't gonna make this fucking kick and sure shit the kid didn't make the kick

that never had a chance uh the meds games tonight boy at the time of this recording i don't believe the meds game has even started yet uh it might be about to. But you know what? I want the Astros to win, but it would almost be funny if the Mariners won because the Astros haven't played a meaningful baseball game in like three months. It does suck that you wait for the postseason, like, all right, now we're playing meaningful baseball, and then your first matchup is the goddamn Mariners.

A team you've played 20 times already. Like, come on. Yeah, that sucks. Can we get something different? And, of course, it's typical. People are all bitching because I guess they're both afternoon games. Well, that happens. Like, I regret to inform you.

I root for the Cardinals. They played a fucking afternoon game against the Phillies on Friday. Shit happens, man. Like, the reality is the Yankees are going to end up in prime time over the Astros, and it will never change, no matter how great your fucking regular season record is. Here's the thing about the fucking Astros. The Astros play in a shitty division, and the Astros are big picture and irrelevant franchise to most of the world.

Nobody gives a fuck about their existence. That's the reality of the Astros. So you have to accept the fact that a lot of your fucking games are going to happen at two o'clock in the afternoon. It sucks. Especially when they're against the Mariners. Yes. And the Mariners, like if you were playing the Yankees, your games will be in prime time.

You're playing the Mariners. Nobody, big picture gives a fuck about the Astros and they don't give a fuck about the Mariners. It's not that difficult. Like it sucks for some people, but like it is what it is. You're going to play fucking games in the it is what it is you're gonna play fucking games in the middle of the day because you're playing a shitty mariners team no one cares about and big picture the world does not give a fuck about houston in any sport well now moving on to like

this next round like would you say like obviously like houston and seattle is the less relevant of all the series right because you've got atl Atlanta playing and Philadelphia. Those are two big fan bases. You've got the Yankees who are going to play the Indians. The Indians, who cares, but it's the Yankees. Yeah, it's the Yankees. And then the Braves and the Phillies and either the Mets and Padres. Mets or Padres, not both. Versus the Dodgers.

And the Dodgers are obviously super relevant. They're in L.A. And you can't play a lot of really early games with L.A. because you're not trying to lose that audience. So you're not going to play a 1 o'clock in the afternoon game, which will air at 11 o'clock in the morning in fucking L.A. To be fair, it's going to air at 11 o'clock in the morning in Seattle. But again, there's a difference between the Mariners and the Dodgers.

No one gives a fuck what happens with the Mariners. They're hoping like hell the Mariners don't advance. Nobody gives a fuck about the Mariners and the dodgers no one gives a fuck what happens with the mariners they're hoping like hell the mariners don't advance they don't give it nobody gives a fuck about the mariners right and i hate to get into like these hey tv ratings breakdown things it sounds like schlocky hacky shitty radio guy shit but it is true the reality is houston is not a variant even though it's a huge media market it's like the third I think it's TV market it's in like the top five or six or TV wise I don't know if it is top four I want to say it's it's smaller TV than it is radio but I may be wrong but it doesn't matter point being on all of this is that Houston's not a big market for them relative to New York or LA. And nobody gives a fuck about Seattle.

Seattle's a throwaway, whatever. But I bet whoever's calling that game is going to be openly rooting for Seattle, according to Astro's Twitter. That's one of the things that annoys me about Astro's Twitter, is they believe that everybody's rooting against them. You can't let Astro's Twitter... Dude, the Philly morons thought that the broadcaster...

They thought that A-Rod was rooting for the fucking Yankees. Or the Cardinals. They thought that the broadcaster, they thought that A-Rod was rooting for the fucking Yankees. Or the Cardinals. They thought that Michael Kay, who's fucking terrible, and fucking A-Rod were rooting for the Cardinals. Like, I'm listening to that, and I'm like, how do you get that from this? How do you listen to that broadcast and go, yep, these two guys are rooting for the fucking Cardinals? They're not. It's clear they're not. They're just dudes calling a fucking game.

Does Michael Kay suck? Fuck yes, he sucks. He's terrible. But, like, they're not rooting for the Cardinals. But you're such whiny, cunty fans that you think everybody's rooting against your shitty fucking team. That's what I don't want to have happen again is we're rooting for the Astros. We've said that. Everyone knows that.

That's my team that I'm rooting for the rest of the way. Fans of this podcast and of the show and who know us know that we love the Astros. Dude, again, I was a season ticket holder for three fucking years there. I put my own money into it. I don't need you going on social media and then Astros Twitter and the Clantons of the world fuck with you. And you're like, fuck the Astros. That is how I operate. That's not a lie.

You tell no lie there, Jilly. Stay off social media, maybe for the remainder of the baseball playoffs. Maybe. Boy, I've had a lot of beer today. I'm guessing you're not going to make it to the next game. I mean, I'll make it to the next game. I'm a fucking soldier. Who do you think's going to win?

Who's playing? It's the Bengals and the Ravens. The Ravens. I don't think the Bengals are any good, honestly. But will Jamar Chase get a touchdown? Sure. And will Lamar Jackson rush for 40 yards? I have zero doubt Lamar Jackson will run for 40 yards.

I hope so, because that's the play I played. Yeah, I don't give a fuck. Like, I don't know, man. And then I got to, what time is it now? Almost 7, so 5. I have to get up in like 8 and a half hours. Ugh. Got to go to fucking work tomorrow

all these battles back that's true but you know you go to work they don't appreciate it like i know you guys understand how the world works they don't appreciate you at your job most of you deal with that too like you just go in the man doesn't give a fuck about your existence i understand how you feel yeah but it's good to have a job it is i have no problem with having a job i have no problem with having a job. I'm just telling you that the man doesn't give a fuck about your existence. The man doesn't give a fuck about my existence. I roll in there goddamn, you know, I get up at 345 every goddamn day. By Friday, I'm a fucking zombie. I fall asleep at 8 o'clock on Fridays because I'm up every fucking morning at 345.

Yeah, we have a bad, like, our weekends are tough because Fridays are usually the night that I'm, like, ready to stay up and just keep drinking. And then you go to sleep. And then Saturdays, for some reason, I'm tired. And then you just stay up. Yeah, I was up until after 2 last night. By the way, so one thing that is cool, though, like, so LSU got their asses kicked by Tennessee yesterday. And you were like, so if you want, look, I still have time to cancel it.

Do you want to cancel our trip to Arkansas to arkansas we'll cancel the b&b because at the beginning of that game you were also in a mood well i mean the first play of the game they fumbled the opening kickoff and i turned the game off and then luther picked up on your vibes and he was scared to come by you that's how angry you were i was and then uh but you said are we gonna are we still gonna go to arkansas i said fuck yes we're going to arkansas oh no you actually said let me think about that but then i said fuck yes we're going to arkansas go hogs yeah that's where we're going we're going to arkansas they really fell off a cliff they did they suck and that's why i want to go if they were like awesome i'd be like no i don't want to go because they're gonna get their asses kicked but we're playing shitty arkansas and i've

never been there before so why not i mean we already have a trip booked let's go go hogs go fucking hogs my mind went to a slobbering hog my mind also went to the slobbering hog but you're 16 and 6 against the spread so i want to say thank you how much 16 and 6 go hog Hogs. Yes, indeed. So, yeah, we're still going to end up going over to Arkansas. Because why not? I'm into it. Let's go. LSU stinks, but so does Arkansas.

Maybe we'll win that shit. I don't know. Go Hogs. Maybe. Looks like a cool area anyway. It does. We're going to go. Ah, boy.

Oh, Luther, what a handsome little devil you are, Luther. What a good boy. Dad loves you. Dad loves his puppy. His puppy's name, Luther Van Damme. The problem is when you're drunk and you have to feed Luther, it's really a process. Yeah, that's true.

Anyway. So, hey, at least the Texans got a win. There's that. Jilly's team got their first win of the year. Jacksonville is still Jacksonville. They are who we thought they were. Thank you. All right.

I guess we'll get out of here because I'm kind of hammered. And we have to feed Luther. And we got to feed Luther. That's a process. Luther, you hungry, buddy? Piggles? All right. We got to go feed Luther.

I'll do something in the morning when I'm not hammered. Although, in the way it's going, I'll probably be hammered when I get there in the morning. No, you're not because you have to drive. I will be stone cold sober when I get to the station in the morning. All right. Anyway, see you guys later.