The Josh Innes Show - Unwoke Jamokes: The Cardinals Lost. Sorry If I Blocked You

Episode Date: October 8, 2022

Well, the Cardinals lost in epic fashion and my day is ruined. It was made worse by lunatic McDougall's experiencing joy. God didn't have my back today. Jilly has brought it to my attention that I may have blocked some people who are actually fans. If that was you, I am sorry. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

This is the Josh Ennis Show. Well, howdy everybody and welcome in. Josh Ennis Show. It is Friday night. 749. Unwoke Jamokes hanging out. Drinking beer. Chad Johnson, you know, Ocho Cinco. He tweets, I found a Waffle House and Starbucks in Baton Rouge. I could definitely live here.

I don't know why he's in town, but I saw Matt was tweeting him. I have no idea why that's the case, but he was. Probably going to the game tomorrow. Maybe. Maybe he's doing something else. I don't know why he would need to go or want to go to the game, but maybe that's it. I don't know. What is this beer we're drinking? This is the Schaefle's

Pumpkin Ale, I think. And what is the percentage on it? You had the bottle. I think it's 8%. It doesn't really taste like an 8%. It tastes pretty good. It is pretty good. It's got more pumpkin taste than some of the other beers we've had. Some of these pumpkin beers, real talk, don't taste like pumpkin.

But this one, I think it tastes more pumpkin. It's got a little spiciness to it that I like, a little spice. Yeah, this one's actually pretty good. It is very good. But anyway, welcome in. I guess I should have put more of those in the fridge. I guess so. That'll have to be the move because these are solid.

And it's probably going to get us there quick if it's 8%. Maybe I should go throw two more in the freezer while you just introduce everybody here. All right. Sure. So, Jilly is going to go put more delicious Schaefle. Is that a St. Louis beer? No, is Schaefle Kansas City or St. Louis? Which is the one that we went to in St. Louis?

What's the big brewery there? Let's see. All right. So, this is Schaefle. It's in St. Louis. So the big brewery there let's see alright so this is Shafley it's in St. Louis so fuck this beer I forgot you're angry it is 8% all the beer from St. Louis can eat all the assholes

the sons of bitches blowing that god damn game sigh you have a lot to vent I do that's why I'm doing this tonight so i can get this done and vent and then hopefully it leads to something positive tomorrow i don't know why my venting would lead to anything positive uh for the cardinals but my christ what a fucking terrible loss that was and like here's the thing like losing your team loses it happens whatever you

root for a team they lose sometimes they win sometimes they lose it's just all part of the game and you fucking go on with it and that's life but when it's fucking mcdougall involved it it just changes everything like if that would have been the milwaukee brewers or would have been the atlanta braves or would have been the dodgers or would have been any of these other teams i would have said that fucking Braves or would have been the Dodgers or would have been any of these other teams. I would have said that fucking sucked and it would have been awful. And I would have thrown shit like I did. And I would have been angry. And I would have picked up the phone when my dad called and said, fuck these guys.

It looks like we're not going to a game next week. All the same things would have been done. But it wouldn't have felt the way it feels because I know that goddamn fucking McDougal has joy. Can you stay off of Twitter for game two? I really think that adds to it. Because all you did during game one was just go back and forth with McDougals to the point that you blocked them. And now they're all tweeting me saying, can you ask your husband to unblock me? I was a fan, but now I guess I can't be a fan.

Okay, that's typical fucking McDougal. McDougal says dumb, offensive shit. You know what I did? Oh, my God, I had the audacity to post a picture of myself in a Cardinals shirt because, you know, God forbid you root for a team that's not from fucking Philadelphia. So I have the Cardinals shirt on. Great. Life is good.

All I get all day is, hey, fuck this fat motherfucker. Everything was a personal attack. You're fat. You're a piece of shit. You got fired. I'm like, fuckers, I'm not doing this to taunt you. This is my fucking team. This is who I root for, you fuckers.

Like, what's wrong with that? But then all day, you know what I got? All throughout the day was just, you're a piece of shit. You're fat, blah, blah, blah. So I just started fucking muting and blocking people. Some people I randomly blocked. Some people I randomly randomly muted i didn't even see who they were i just saw that they said something i didn't like and i said fuck these motherfuckers i don't have to listen to what you're saying that's the beauty of this i don't have to sit here and deal with fucking

imbeciles who want to like dish out personal fucking bullshit attacks over somebody liking the fucking cardinals so i just mute and delete that and block them. I looked at a couple people who tweeted me that you had blocked them for not anything mean. Yeah. And their tweets were not mean. I don't, like, listen, I was just on a rampage. If I saw somebody say something. Can you at least just mute people so they don't have to come at me and be like,

hey, I'm blocked. Because if they're muted, they can't see they're muted. Well, some of them I blocked and some of them I muted. I don't know how I chose. Now they're blocking. Now they're talking to me and I don't want to deal with it. I don't want to clean up your mess. Well, who is it? Like, is there some people that I There's one. I know I like Southern Yankee has been a fan for a long time.

I think he actually bought like Hurricane Harvey t-shirts from us. I believe he's the guy. Oh, is that our, is that Russ? Yeah. Oh, did I block him yeah oh i'm sorry russ you did now i gotta figure out how to find you again you did dude i was on a fucking rampage what so what did he tweet me that got him blocked and again some i was blocking some i was muting it was just whichever one my finger found first my fat fucking thumb found one of them first if it was mute or if it was blocked now i gotta find this poor son of a bitch on there because he's a nice guy

he is a nice guy now i gotta find him and i and i can't uh what is his uh what is his uh handle well you're not gonna be able to look him up because you blocked him son oh i'll just go to my okay hold on i know how to do this now i'm gonna go to all the people i've blocked all right how do i find that again all right we're gonna go here we're gonna go to uh settings settings and privacy security and account access is that it damn it i never remember how to get to this privacy and safety you literally mute and block okay you tweeted i've only got a hundred blocked accounts and i'm fairly certain 97 of them were today. You tweeted, that run doesn't score if the Empire calls strike three on a pitch that's been a strike all fucking day.

Okay. To which Russ said, McDougal checking in. Hey. And I think he was actually kind of making fun of McDougal. Okay. Sorry, Russ. Because you were sounding like a McDougal. Okay.

First of all, I think people read that was when they scored the fourth run of the game and I wasn't dismissing the fact that they scored runs. Now I gotta go find out. I'm sorry, Russ. Well, anyway, that's what got him blocked. So nothing mean. Hold on, Russ, Southern Yankee? Okay, blocked.

You are unblocked now. Then there was another guy named Justin. But I will say this about Russ and I think he needs to work on his spelling, because I'm looking at his bio, and it says, Sorry, I'm not Canadian. I'm Sports Radio McDoggle from Philly that drinks from a bottle so my tears don't water down my beer. I don't know if he spelt McDougal wrong on purpose,

but that says McDoggle. So do work on that. Was there anybody else who shouldn't have been blocked that I blocked? Well, this guy initially didn't say anything mean. Then after you blocked him, he called you a softie. Okay, and who is this? This is Justin. Who the fuck is Justin?

I don't know. He tweeted me. Okay, and what did he tell me? What did he tweet at me? let me see if i can look at justin's tweets let's see this says uh as a car as the cards are your team and you've chastised phillies fans yes you are whining look at this ump he's been consistent okay so he pissed me i'm gonna blame glad that i was a josh en show fan, but the soft he couldn't handle being told the truth in a lighthearted and honestly no nasty manner and blocked me. Oh, well, I guess.

And to be fair to Justin, it wasn't nasty. I mean, we've seen some nasty tweets today. But sometimes I block and mute people just because they're stupid. Sometimes it doesn't have to be nasty. It's just stupid. And there's a lot of stupidity that comes from fucking McDougal, who is the dumbest fucking person on the planet. I mean, rarely do I defend McDougal, but it seems today that anybody that comes from fucking mcdougal who was the dumbest fucking person on the planet rarely do i defend mcdougal but it seems today that i think you're defending mcdougal anybody who disagreed with you there's a didn't okay first of all i literally like i

offered no opinions all i i mean other than that one call which i was just like hey that was a strike or it should have been a ball but whatever that's the only opinion i offered the rest of it was a picture of me wearing a shirt. That's not an opinion. It's just, hey, this is my team. This is who I fucking root for. Now, the people that do say, like, oh, it depends on what city you live in, they are stupid and they are annoying.

I get that all the time, too. Yeah, the reason I didn't go around walking around saying I was a Cardinals fan all the time in Philadelphia is because they fucking told me not to, and it would be bad for business. And by the way, I've got another fucking McDougal one for you, okay? And eventually you did just wear your Cardinals gear to a Phillies cards game and you got on the big screen. And you know why I did that?

And then you got fired a week later. Because nobody went to those games. So I like all the shit that McDougal's talking today about Cardinals fans leaving early when it was six to two. Hey, asshole, everybody leaves fucking games early. My God, you imbeciles fucking throw shit on the ice at the hockey game I was at. You didn't even show up at the baseball games I went to. So let's not fucking sit here and talk about this holier than thou high and mighty.

Oh, did you see what the great Cardinal fans did? You're a bunch of fucking losers. When it was six to two in the ninth. Correct. I want to roll. And part of it's not because you don't think the team can come back, although you don't think they can. It's you're so pissed and disgusted by what you saw that you just roll the fuck out. Oh, can you believe this?

Like, I don't know why they care about this shit so much. Why does McDougal, like, why are these the things that these stupid shitty blogs and these radio shows talk about? Hey, did you guys see them leaving early? We're better fans than them. You are the biggest group of fucking insecure cunts ever, and that's coming from an insecure cunt. It takes one to know one. You are the most insecure, cunty fucking people on the planet.

Why do you care what fans leave games early? Why do you care? Why? Because you're so concerned because the national media would have called us out had we left early. I guarantee you motherfuckers have left playoff games early that are blowouts in every sport. Get off your fucking high horse, you fucking imbeciles. Oh, did you see the great Cardinals fans left early?

Who cares? Like, do you think it makes you a better fan? Because you're like, well, we're down six to two, but but i'm gonna stay around and sit in traffic the whole fucking game like i'm gonna sit here and watch this this fucking game and i'm gonna wait in hours of traffic but that makes me a better fan than you fucking dopes and like the thing here's here's what i think bothers me about mcdougal is that like mcdougal has nothing to live for so nothing really phases McDougal other than Philly sports stuff and McDougal has this ability to like move the goal posts where nothing phases him of course that's why it's impossible to go back at McDougal because

McDougal will then just move the goal post he He'll say something like, oh, I got you to respond. And you're like, fuck, how do I argue with that? McDougal's like sort of like a what you would call like an evil genius in a way, a savant, like an idiot savant when it comes to trolling people on the Internet. They have no idea what they're fucking doing, but they're just like savants and they know just the right way to piss people off. And it's not like I'm offended. Like I don't get offended that you call me fat. I am fat. It is what it is. I'm not offended by that. Like, I'm just curious about why

you do what you do. Like what makes you go to the internet, see that someone's not rooting for your team. And instead of just saying, Hey, go Phillies or some shit like that. It's Hey, you're a fat piece of shit. And it goes in like long threads with random fucking jamokes about how I'm fat and terrible. And I get fired and shit. What did I do to you? What exactly did I do to you that was so terrible that you have to spend an hour going back and forth with your dipshit buddies about how I'm fat? I'd also like to point out that you got fired in Philadelphia six years ago.

I did, yes. And these people still, and like they can't get over the shit. Like I hate you, but they keep coming. Like they're like zombies. Like they just keep going. You think you've been able to escape them, and you can't. Their stench is always on you. It's like cigarettes.

It's like if someone's lived in a house for 20 years, and they've smoked in that house every day. That house is going to smell like cigarettes no matter what you do. Correct. That smell will haunt you. It will follow you. It will be on your clothes. It will never go away. That is McDougal.

He won't stop. I literally said nothing about the Phillies. I just said, go Cardinals. It's my fucking team. The number of McDougals who were like, wait a minute, you weren't really rooting for Philly? No, you fucking dipshit. And when did I ever say I was? Well, I mean, I think you got into the Flyers. Yeah,

but I'm not anymore. I don't care. I was into it because I didn't have a hockey team and I felt, hey, this could be something that I didn't feel fraudulent rooting for them because I didn't have a hockey team. I had a football team. I had a baseball team. I had a basketball team. I would have felt fraudulent. Did I have anything against those teams? No, but I never got on the air and said, I'm a diehard fan of these teams but you know what this is another problem you have fucking mcdougal the problem is if i would have gone into your shitty dump of a fucking city and said hey you know what i don't really like all your teams here's mine you would have told me to get the fuck out if i come in

there and act like i like your teams you tell me to get the fuck out there's no pleasing you fucking imbeciles because you're malcontent fucking dipshits. You are malcontents. You are just depressing, sad, hopeless people. You are hopeless. You have nothing to look forward to in life. You sit here and you comment on bullshit blog posts that people post. You, by the way, the brilliant McDougals are the ones that are able to create these blogs and do shit that they know you idiots will click on. These people that are like, Hey, here's a picture of Cardinals fans leaving. Can you believe those?

And then you know what all the comments are? Oh, if we would have left early, you know what the national media would have said about us, they would have brought up Santa Claus. And in the same breath, you'll say, no one likes us. We don't care. Yet you're begging these people to say nice things about you. You are losers fuck you oh i did that fucking game god i mean if anybody would have paid attention they would have known that you actually kind of thought the phillies would win

the whole time i did until you know the ninth inning when I thought, hey, we might fucking win. Shame on me. And God, I prayed to you. And this is what you did to me? He's obviously not real, Jilly. Or they would have held on to that lead. What does DeMario Davis say? DeMario Davis plays for a shitty one and four football team, Jilly. Yeah, and that one win was destined by God.

Because the other games weren't destined to be wins either. Why didn't he just pick one? Well, the Lord works in mysterious ways, Josh. I'm very angry. Very upset. Don't take it out on the Lord. I don't need that coming back to us. Oh, he didn't give a shit about what's going on anyway.

He's got bigger issues to worry about, I guess. Because he certainly didn't answer my damn prayers today. Well, because this is the first time you've talked to him. I've talked to him before. Not recently. This is the first time in recent. Son of a bitch. I tell you what.

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It's like in the middle of it. And he's like, well, shit. And then like third basement, our third basement, then, shit,

they just scored again. No shit, dad. God damn it. You just hung up. I did. Now I'm depressed. I really wanted to go to that game next week,

and I thought, shit, we're about to be at 1-0 in this series. Just got to split the next two, and we're going to St. Louis. Now here we are having to win two in a row. I don't get it, man. I really just. At least your team made it. Yeah, but if you lose to McDougal, did you really make it? Honest to God, i would rather be 81

and 81 like your shitty team and not make the playoffs i don't even think they were 81 i think they i think they got to 500 i think they lost that last game of the season oh whatever put them under let's somewhere around 500 i think i'd rather be somewhere around 500 and not make the playoffs than make this shitty three-game series and lose to fucking mcdougal well i think really who you should blame is the brewers the brewers are the biggest sacks of shit on the planet maybe even lower than mcdougal on the totem pole is fucking milwaukee brewers yep they finished 81 and 81 did the white socks look at that i'd rather be 81 and 81 and not make the playoffs than lose a

playoff series to McDougal. And the other thing about McDougal is every game is the biggest thing that's ever happened, and there's always got to be some reference to history, and there's always got to be some sort of revenge. Oh, God, they're the worst. This week in the football world, it is the Zach Ertz revenge game, so there's always

somebody that is seeking revenge. I hate them so much i do i just do and then i'll get i'll get messages from people who think they're in on the joke and they're like hey did you see what mcdougal said i'm like listen mcdougal you are mcdougal you can sit here and suck my balls all you want it doesn't matter you can't get the mcdougal out of you the funk of McDougal is on anyone from Philadelphia you are him or they or whatever you are

you're a critter you're a creature you're a monster I tell you what just what a horrible way and if they just would have lost six to three but you know they gave up like two in the second two in the fourth whatever that was a horribly managed ball game you know i thought that too but i i looked at you know one of these people that you know

follows all the breakdowns and shit and i and i get the moves i mean remember all the moves worked out until the dude just melted the fuck down in the ninth inning i mean you have to know that your your star reliever is going into this not a hundred percent because no one else would probably know because no one else watched the last cardinals pirates game of the year yeah but he had a finger issue like he jammed his finger on his pitching hand right so like he wasn't but he pitched well in the eighth you know yeah you should have put him in just for the three outs in the ninth. Maybe, but I mean. Knowing he's hobbled.

Yeah, maybe. But I think here's the biggest mistake they made. Because I can look at all the moves that were made and go, okay, I get it. But once he was clearly melting down in the ninth. Yeah, they just kept him out there. And it took having to hit a batter with the bases loaded after he'd walked the previous two for you to go, ah, it's time to go. I mean, that's where they fucked him.

But here's the other thing. You know, they brought in Palante to get a ground ball, and he got the ground ball. Yeah. The infield was played just a little off on it, and it got under his glove. And, you know, any other time, if you're just playing a normal game, maybe that's double play and the game's over or you get the runner at home. I mean, but shit, I don't know. I would have kept Katana out there. home. I mean, but shit, I don't know. I would have kept Quintana out there.

Maybe. I mean, he pitched well. I mean, to me, though, like Quintana's never going to be a guy who you look at and go, hey, this guy can give us eight innings. You're trying to maximize what you can get out of him. But, I mean, he gave up two hits in one walk and 75 pitches, and you pulled him. I would have at least let him ride for a little bit.

Yeah, but in a game like that, though, here's the problem. problem you let him ride one guy too long he gives up a solo home run you may not score yeah so i mean that's it that's a tough spot like i'll defend the manager there where i can't defend the manager is the ninth inning when the wheels were coming off and he just kind of sat in the dugout smiling the whole time and i'm like are you having like a stroke yeah he never what's happening he never like like i'm very bothered i'm throwing shit and i'm like, are you having like a stroke? Yeah, he never looks bothered. He never looks angry. Like I'm very bothered. I'm throwing shit and I'm pacing and he's just sitting there like it's all good and then like walk, walk, hit batter. Ugh, I tell you, man.

Well, I think you should probably stay off of Twitter for game two. For all of our own sanity. Probably so. Probably so. Maybe put your phone in like, I'm going to have to get you like a personal safe. It can help my wrist. I mean, I definitely have like the early stages of carpal tunnel. Well, you need to chill with the phone.

Yeah, that's true. Luther, I was this damn close to getting to go to a playoff game this year. This close. Well, I mean, all you would do is get there and be on your phone the whole time. So would you really be there? No, I don't think I'd be on my phone the whole time. Do they have sports betting in Missouri? I don't think so. Nope, but you'd still be on your phone the whole time do they have sports betting in uh missouri i don't think so nope you'd still be on your phone the whole time nope i would make sure to be in the moment i'd be living in the moment my dad would be the one

we'd be bitching about being on the phone like doing tiktok videos and shit like dad i don't want to be in your tiktok video but i would so i unfollowed a cut i unblocked a couple people did i just unblocked this justin character justin if you happen to listen to this which you may or may not i have no fucking clue um but if you do listen i apologize uh for um for blocking you this beer goes down way too easily it does for an eight percent doesn't it that's gonna be like that time i got fucked up at the nickelback concert would you guys like to take a guess on the updated number of people i have muted the correct answer is 1362 and you wonder well you know in response to my tweets they're all

muted uh well because they're assholes and then i have now 98 people blocked twitter is just not for you no probably not really it shouldn't be for anyone. Like this person who I blocked. I don't know why I blocked this person, but their bio is, I love sports, the St. Louis Cardinals and the Tennessee Volunteers and the Arizona Cardinals and Milwaukee Bucks and Nashville Braves. He likes a lot of shit. Also a news junkie. He's politically homeless.

I don't know why I blocked you. Did you tweet something to me that pissed me off everyone who tweeted you today I would have gotten blocked probably yeah so don't fuck with me you mess with the bull you'll get the horns he also tweets the sports radio people in Nashville so maybe he's just a doof yeah I uh I blocked this guy for he feels like he probably said something to me that pissed me off it'd have to be otherwise why would i block him do you block your sports radio friend here who hoops yeah no i didn't block hoops i think i muted him multiple times then i unmute him on occasion but yeah most of the people i have muted on here all have like four for four in their bio. That's kind of like the guide for me.

And for some reason, I blocked Variety magazine or Variety the website. So there's that. So yeah, I think everybody. Wait a second. Did I block Dorian? Was that a goof? Oh, that was when we were on with them. Remember that night we were hammered?

Let me unblock him. I guess you should unblock DeRyan. I'm going to unblock DeRyan. You should tweet him. Hey, sorry, I blocked you. I just realized. I was going through looking at all the meatheads that I've blocked. Like this one that just says,

At Philly Fan, PHN, PSU1, 4 for 4 Philly sports, PSU and Temple fan. What a sad life you live. Oh, and this person's also got Mamba mentality in his bio. Yeah, you're a fucking tool. Oh, God.

And I was trying to explain this to someone who messages a lot. And it's someone that I think legitimately likes the show and bust balls and stuff. Matt Groves is his name. Oh, yeah. And I was trying to explain to him in DMs because he sent me a DM on the gram and goes, well, you're going to sit there and fight with the fucking Philly people all day, are you? And I said, I want to be clear on something.

My issue with all this is not that I'm like truly offended. Like people calling me fat doesn't bother me. People saying I suck, whatever it is, what it is. It's the why of it that I want to know. And that's kind of like what happened when people would email Andy and be like, Hey, uh, I hate the show. And then Andy would try to like mind fuck them into spinning themselves into a fucking ball and then like admit that they're wrong and like i want to know the why because i truly think these people are like psychopaths and they're on like a serial killer level mentally to be that worked up to the point where like no i get it if i got on twitter and was like you know who fucking sucks philadelphia

and bryce harper can eat my ass i can see where they'd be like all right i'm gonna go back at you so just go on there and post a picture be like, all right, I'm going to go back at you. So just go on there and post a picture and be like, hey, you know, this is my team. Yay. I haven't worked in your shitty city for six years. I don't know why you would expect that a guy who never liked any of your teams would now like your teams, but whatever, like I owe it to you to like your shitty team.

But I want to know the why of it. You know, like why, what makes this person do this? And maybe there is no why. They're just deadbeat losers who have no hope in life. They're going nowhere and this is all they have. And they lash out. Maybe it's as simple as that. Maybe that's how simple things are.

I don't know. But it's like I'm so consumed with trying to learn the why. That's why I always ask questions of these people. So when someone says, fuck you, fat ass, I'm like, so what did I tweet that made you respond that? Like, why did you come back at me? I said nothing about your team or anything. Why was that your response? Why did you feel compelled to say, hey, fuck you, fat ass, to me?

Why? That's Twitter. I know. And then I never really get a response. did you feel compelled to say hey fuck you fat ass to me why and of course that's twitter i mean i know and then i never really get a response and if i do it's like because you fucking suck and you failed in philly you couldn't hack it in philly friend i don't want to hack it in philly like i truly hate you and it's hard because there are a few people i like that are from philly and some of our listeners i do but for the most part I hate your city I hate your teams your city's gross your politicians are evil everything about your place sucks well anyway what a shitty day now it's time to see how fast we can get really bombed on these

eight percent shafleys you already need another one so I do they're pretty tasty these ones are really gonna let me know Luther's hungry but he won't eat yeah so anyway son of a what a fucking miserable day everything was looking up everything was good life was good luther was like hey we're about to be up one i mean son of a bitch i don't even want to replay it god i'm back again what do you need luthi and if you're listening to me, God, just really quick, please. I'm sorry that I said fuck you. I didn't mean that. That was just I was lashing out.

I was McDougaling you, God, and I'm sorry. Yeah, you were. You didn't do anything to me, God. I was lashing out towards you, and I was angry, and I shouldn't. He's probably got you blocked right now. Well, you know what? Fine. I deserve it.

But here's the thing, God. I, again, don't ask for a lot, all i asked is for mcdougal to have no joy and this was the worst kind of mcdougal joy because mcdougal you know damn good and well was on social media leading up to that talking about how the whole team sucks yep and then they came back and it was like hey josh ennis i'm gonna come fuck your wife and kill your dog and it's like boy things really change for mcdougal when the team wins versus when they're losing. God, again, I apologize for the whole F you of it all.

You know, I didn't mean it. I'm sure you're a good guy, but you did fuck me today. We can acknowledge that. Let's have an acknowledgement here that I was hosed by you and it's time for you to you owe me one. That's you owe me one that's you owe me so let's get this dub tomorrow and send it to a game three and then beat something called ranger like you i feel like losing in the playoffs and being eliminated by someone named ranger is like the bottom of the

barrel so if we can win tomorrow, we will beat Ranger. But God, I need you. It's your boy J.I., yo. Big ups to Jesus and stuff, too. You know what's going to happen is they'll win tomorrow and then they'll throw Wainwright out there. Nope, they're not. I think they've already said who they're starting, right?

Oh, no, maybe they haven't. I would imagine it would be Montgomery, though. If we get there, Hannah needs LSU to win tomorrow. Ah, shit. Baton Rouge is trending because all these, it's trending here in Nashville because all these Tennessee people are making the trip. Yeah. And they all claim that there's more orange down there than purple.

Everybody always makes that claim when they go somewhere derped. Like, it's a literal impossibility for there to be more orange than purple in Baton Rouge because everybody in Baton Rouge roots for LSU it's why am I I'm not even worked up about it everyone is stupid you're all bad everyone is bad except you god help your boy out all right I'm getting out of here I'm gonna go drink more eight percent beer and see if maybe I can die in my sleep all right see you guys later