The Josh Innes Show - Update on OnlyFans Model Who Banged 583 Dudes in 6 Hours

Episode Date: May 23, 2025

Annie Knight is an OnlyFans model who hand sex with 583 dudes in 6 hours. I have many questions about the logistics of this. Also, people do some weird stuff on OnlyFans. But, I'm ok with it. Lea...rn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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Starting point is 00:00:29 Alright, let's see here. Headline reads, OnlyFans Annie Knight shares update from hospital after sex with 583 men in six hours. I have questions. First of all, before we look at anything else, before I ask these other questions, I need an answer to my first, which is, what does Annie Knight look like? So let's find out what OnlyFanStar, who had sex with 583 guys, what does Annie Knight look like? Oh, it's that chick. Oh that's that chick? Um, I mean look, she looks like someone who would gain fame having sex with 583 guys. Like she's not ugly or anything like that, but like she looks like she'd have the type of self-esteem that is required to bang 583 guys in six hours. Now I want to be very
Starting point is 00:01:26 clear. I'm not judging someone for having sex with 583 men in six hours. In fact, I'm kind of impressed by it. I'm not against OnlyFans people. I'm against the kind of weird obsession we have with OnlyFans people. Like, I've told you this story before, but in St. Louis when I was on the radio here, there was a big story about these teachers in this little you know this little town called St. Clair outside of outside of St. Louis where there were two teachers who were doing only fans videos they were you know boning on only fans to make money and then they got fired from their jobs and then they were everywhere and initially it was fine because you're like, well, this is kind
Starting point is 00:02:05 of a hot story and there's these two chicks and you know, one was better looking than the other, but they were decent looking chicks and they were fucking on the internet and it was kind of hot and whatever and you talk with them once. Then they were everywhere and everybody kept interviewing him and then there would be updates about them and then we'd hear that they were upset because people judged them in their hometown and they couldn't get their jobs back. And I'm
Starting point is 00:02:28 like, no, ma'am, they're not going to hire the porn stars to be the teachers. Like, I know teachers are a lot fucking weirder than they used to be. And I'm not against what you're doing. But like, the little town in Missouri is not going to be like, you know what we're going to do? We're going to bring back the porn stars to be our teachers. Like, what did you think was going to happen? But anywho, this is not about those ladies. This is about Annie Knight, the only fan star who had sex with 583 men in six hours.
Starting point is 00:02:59 I have questions. I have like questions about the logistics of all of this as well. We will do that after these words. Alright, so she's in the hospital. OnlyFans model, Annie Knight, shared an update on her recovery after being hospitalized for, quote, bleeding two days after completing a challenge where she slept with 583 men in six hours. I don't know what the name of this challenge is. It's like, hey, let's try to fuck as many people as Wilt Chamberlain did in like half a, like in a morning. Let's, now
Starting point is 00:03:31 here's some of the questions I have about this before we go into the details of the story and maybe the story will explain all this to us and it'll answer the questions. What constitutes as having sex? How long does one have to be involved in the coitus for it to be considered sex? Like can a guy just dip his wick in there one time and it's like well I've had sex with Steve. Alright Stan, not to be crass here but like does every hole count? So like if Annie Knight here, our
Starting point is 00:04:04 hero of the story, if she decides that she's just going to like, you know, you know what, Bill, I'm just going to take you in my mouth. Again, I'm not saying this to be crass. This is medical shit that I'm trying to break down here, friends. So don't judge, don't listen to this and be like, oh, Josh, that's gross. This is titillating. No, this is medical shit because old girl here is in the hospital from quote bleeding because she had sex with 583 guys in six hours. What I want to know
Starting point is 00:04:30 is what counts as sex? Does the man have to go to completion? Is there a certain number of thrusts required? Because like think about this, think about the Mormons, they soak, right? So like if you don't know what soaking is, like if you go to like BYU or whatever, a gentleman will put his P in a ladies V and then somebody will like jump on the bed. So they're not the ones thrusting, but someone, you talk about a team player, someone that's jumping on the bed and moving the bed so you guys can actually like bone without you actually thrusting. How many thrusts are required for it to be considered sex? Is it just one in? Is it considered sex if there's mouth things? What about the butt? Does that count as sex? What if she just like you know you know gives a guy hand relief? Like what about that? These are the questions that I have. By the way I just did like a a Borat voice. Is that allowed in 2025? Am I allowed to do a Borat? My name a Borat. I like you and I like sex. allowed to do a bar? My name a bar, right? I like you and I like sex. Is that, are you allowed to do that in 2025? I don't know. That said, so I've asked the real important questions here and maybe
Starting point is 00:05:33 someone knows. I mean to me if it goes in one time that should count but then like that makes life a lot easier. Does she pick and choose which guy she wants to bone more? Does it like she bring them in one at a time or they're like eight at a time and like one guy's in the pee, one's in the butt, one's in the mouth, she's jerking one and then boom there's four guys at once moving on to the next one. But in theory if she did that she could do those guys in one minute four at a time in theory. I'm trying to think of the position one would have to be
Starting point is 00:05:58 in to do that. Is it possible to be in a position where all three holes in a hand can be occupied at the same time? Again, not asking this to be titillating, not trying to be sensational, not trying to be some sort of risque shock jock here. This is a legit medical question for a girl who's going through medical trauma after having sex with 583 dudes in six hours. Is there a position possible where something can go into every hole and then I would imagine it would have to be, I guess for it to be sex, I
Starting point is 00:06:37 guess you'd have to say it would have to be, a P would have to go in all of these things, right? You couldn't do it digitally, right, to use, again, medical terminology. I don't know. Trying to think of the position that would work. I mean, it'd be a tough... well... Well, it would have to work because there's the DVDA. Okay, so it's possible. So I wonder if that's how she did it. I don't know. I'm genuinely curious. I guess I need to read the story Hours after the only fans model revealed she was hospitalized two days after completing a challenge where she had sex with 583 men and six hours. She shared an update on her recovery
Starting point is 00:07:22 It just sort of got to the point now where my body has gone. Hey high cortisol can't function basically making my endometriosis worse, as well as we know the hormonal imbalances can cause irregular and heavy periods. I didn't ask about that, ma'am. So unfortunately, that's just what I've been dealing with since. Adding that she also bought her dream house in the days leading up to the challenge, the 28-year-old suspected that the stress may have exacerbated the toll the activity took on her body. Poor girl was too stressed about fucking 583 dudes in six hours.
Starting point is 00:07:53 In all my videos, I was very honest about the fact that I was feeling fine before, during, and after, she explained, so the actual physical side of the challenge wasn't so much the problem. It was more like the after effects. Let's see, can you guys give me some details? She says her prognosis is good, so she's not going to die, guys. Good news. Let's see, I'm curious. I need details on how this whole thing worked out. Okay, let me click on the link that says sex with 583 men in six hours. Can this... sex with 583 men in six hours. Can this... that just links me back to this story though. Like I really need detail. I'm not going to go search for a video of it but I would like you know details on how this actually worked out. So I'm guessing she made a shitload of money from that. I would
Starting point is 00:08:38 hope she made a shitload of money from that. Can you be insured? Like does OnlyFans offer like you know double vaginal double penetration in the anus like insurance policies? Like listen guys I need to be insured because there might be two penises in my butthole at one time so I was wondering what kind of insurance I can get. Am I covered for this? The shit people will buy on OnlyFans is wild though. Like my favorite story was the one about the gal that would fart in jars and send it to dudes. Dudes love lady farts. I don't know why, but they do.
Starting point is 00:09:11 They love lady farts. This gal would fart in a jar and then seal the jar with love and then she would send it off to dudes who bought this. Then apparently what happened is she farted too much and then got really sick.. Apparently that's a thing you can fart too much. Let me look this up now I gotta give you the actual details. OnlyFans... I don't know if she was on OnlyFans or not but she would sell her farts. OnlyFans sells farts. farts in jar. Collecting your jar of farts, tearing our world apart. This is a TikToker. A TikToker made $200,000 farting in jars. An influencer is selling $1,000 jars filled with her farts
Starting point is 00:10:07 But apparently she got really sick By selling her farts and then was like in the hospital Let's see. Let's read this story Let's see a more on there's a twitch and only fans creator who said she is selling her farts and hot tub water Twitter users are pretending to buy the product, labeling the $1,000 fart jars ridiculous. It follows a string of creators selling farts, used water, and even feces to fans and readers. Now why would you want to do that to somebody? If someone wants to sell their farts and someone wants to buy their farts, who are you to sit there and try to wreck their fart-selling business? This is America last time I checked friend, and in this here country of some lonely motherfucker wants to
Starting point is 00:10:50 take a break from watching wacky porn on the hub and wants to buy some weird chick's farts on the internet, he should be allowed to buy a weird chick's farts on the internet. Man, what happened to the America that I grew up in? This America does, I'm uncomfortable in this America. I want to live in an America where home, like horny, lonely gentlemen that look like the fucking whale, like are sitting there and they are somehow getting their sexual jollies to like some chick's fart in a jar. I wonder what it's like, like does, this is an honest question, does the jar stay, does the fart stay in the jar
Starting point is 00:11:22 the whole time? Like I would have to, like if not, you'd feel cheated. But like, how would you prove that she, like does she have to film a video? Like a certificate of fartenticity, of our fartenticity? Like do you have to do that? Like does she have to film herself farting in your jar? Like you kind of want that, right?
Starting point is 00:11:39 It's kind of like, hey, to prove I'm not being scammed, to prove that you really are Keanu Reeves, could you hold up today's newspaper and show me that you're in today and that you really are Keanu Reeves and you're in love with me and our Facebook relationship? In something like that, like, do you film somebody, like, do you need film of this person farting into a jar for confirmation? And then they seal it with love, send it off to you, then you open that, and then you get that just fucking whiff of this gal's fart like right out of the chute and you're like pfft. Then it's over. It's a good America to me. I think that's
Starting point is 00:12:16 kind of America that we should aspire to live in again, people trying to ruin her fart selling business. I'm guessing our girl that's in the hospital has to be pretty chafed. I would think, I mean I would imagine she has like, had like industrial Costco size lubricants like it's a Diddy party or some just baby oil all over the place. I don't know but she's alive but she's just not doing so well. She's gonna live but she's in some pain. Anyway, more to come.

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