The Josh Innes Show - Why You Should Root For The Chargers Tonight

Episode Date: December 19, 2024

First off, I've got another update on Ross. This little guy is running my ass into the ground. He's non stop energy. He's wonderful. Now, to more important things...Thursday Night Football. I've got the #1 reason you should be rooting for the Chargers tonight. Also, I give you a few prop bet ideas. Remember the name Stone Smart. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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This is day six of living with Ross. Ross. Wonderful puppy, high energy guy. I mean, my ass is so con I'm just tired all day because all this little guy does, it's fascinating. All this dude does is he walks. And today I took him to a dog park, right? And like, I would assume he'd go to this dog park and run his balls off. And he goes and like, he sniffs around some other pups, very nice to the other pups, very friendly little guy. But he like, once he gets running, he gets running. He's fast. I've never seen anything like it. Like he's just, he's like one of these, he's like if like the greyhounds at the greyhound track, but like, he's not hopped up on cocaine, but it's what he looks

like. He's just constant energy. And then if i start running around with him he jumps the guy can jump to where he's eye level with me and he's like like kind of nipping and biting i gotta get him to stop that but he doesn't do that to dogs and doesn't do it to other people just does it to me but um i mean this guy is just high level man high fucking level high energy yesterday we took 20,000 steps over the course of the day like my Fitbit was on fire like it kept buzzing I'm like what's wrong and like basically my Fitbit was like normally motherfucker you're a lazy bastard that sits around all day and you're sedentary and you get like 4,000 steps a day you don't walk like you used to what the fuck's gotten into you basically that's what my Fitbit tells me now. My Fitbit's like, yo, bro, what the fuck's up? Are you on the run from

somebody? Are you evading the law? Why are you getting so many steps? And I'm like, I'm getting so many steps, Fitbit, because this dog is just nonstop energy. It is bonkers the level of energy this dog has. And he's fast and he soars, and I tell you. And I think part of the reason I'm tired is because, and I don't know how to break him of this, and I told you we're going to get him some training and some other stuff, like over at the daycare that Luther used to go to, they do training. So I'm going to try to get him some basic training type shit. But he sleeps in the bed with us, which is totally fine. That's how luther did it whatever i would rather that than you sleep out in the living room and i have no idea what you're

doing and i wake up and and you've destroyed the house or you've somehow opened the fridge and eaten all the ketchup or something so i'd rather you sleep with us the problem is this dog knows no boundaries he has no concept of boundaries when it comes to sleeping right and i don't want to be a total dick to him right out of the chute and be like, get the fuck out of here, you mutt. So, like, he sleeps in between me and Jilly. But instead of sleeping in between our, like, between our legs, he sleeps up at our head, which I think I've talked about before. Like, basically, he and I are face-to-face sleeping. It's me, Ross, looking me in the face.

By the way, I keep accidentally calling him Russ like I'm Clark Griswold like we should have just called like it would have been the same thing we should have just changed his name from Russ or Ross to Russ and then we could have called him Rusty and it would have been all fine but instead we kept with Ross so now I accidentally call him Russ because that's in the back of my mind so when I think about it I'm thinking that he's Rusty and I'm Clark Griswold and I yell Ross and it just would have made more sense. I've also started calling him Roscoe. Don't really know if that matters, but I call him Roscoe.

Anywho, so old Roscoe here is like looking at me face to face when we sleep. That was until last night when Russ, Ross, decided to sleep on the pillows on the headboard. So he basically occupied all of Jilly's pillow by sleeping against the headboard and covering her entire pillow. So she had to move forward. Her ass is hanging off the bed, which I didn't mind because it was the first night that I wasn't hanging off the bed.

And I'm able to pass out because I got plenty of room. By the time I woke up this morning at like 7.30, 8 o'clock, somehow old Roscoe here had made his way towards me. And when I woke up, my line of sight was just this deflated little balloon where Ross's balls used to be. So I'm face to face with his scrotum. That's what it is.

Like he's got a little dangly scrotum. Where some little dangly puppy balls used to be. They're not there anymore. So it's just this little dangling. Empty balloon. Where balls used to be. So I wake up. And I'm just face to face with this dog's balls. Well you know.

The former home of this dog's balls. I don't know what to do with him. He also sheds a little bit. I got the little device. We're handling the shedding. That's fine. He's learning a lot of stuff. Uh, you know, like he's learning to calm down. Like I got him one of these seatbelts. You're talking about feeling like a dipshit. I bought a dog seatbelt for the car. Now it's not one of these over the top dog seatbelts where you're like, you know, like he's like strapped in and harnessed. Like

he's in like a fighter jet or something like he's top gun. Basically it, it plugs into or snaps into the, the belt buckle, the female of the belt buckle. And then it goes up and it has a little hook and it hooks onto his harness. So he can't jump into the front seat because he will jump into the front seat. The problem is he's afraid to jump in the front seat. So he just stands in this kind of limbo position between the back seat and the middle, uh, the middle console there. And it's a pain in the ass, but he sort of figured it out. He's also figured out how to hustle the ladies at the coffee place. So, uh, we went to scooters coffee yesterday and I forgot that his window was down, but I've got the belt, the buckle on him. So it's not like not like he's gonna jump out or anything and he's sitting there and he's looking out the window when

we get these coffees and they're like oh my god he's so cute look at his little beard and he does he has like a like a not a full-on schnauzer beard but like pieces of a schnauzer beard he's got like really like if he were like a human he'd be considered really shitty patchy facial hair like he's got kevin durant facial hair but they love it so these ladies at scooters the coffee place are like oh my god he's so cute look at his little beard does he want a pup cup i'm like i don't know luther never liked pup cups which and i asked like what's in your pup cup it's like well it's whipped cream and a milk bone i'm like, I don't know. Luther never liked pup cups. And I asked, like, what's in your pup cup? It's like, well, it's whipped cream and a milk bone. I'm like, well, I'll tell you a dog that wouldn't like it, Luther, but you can give it a shot. He may like it. He may not. Don in whipped cream. He's got milk bone everywhere. He's like, give me more. Roscoe is a big fan of the pup cup. Uh, but, uh, and he's also a big fan

of sleeping and like occupying basically all of the bed. I don't know if training can fix that. Like we're going to take him to training. We got it set up here for like two weeks from now. Cause he had to get his board to tell us. So he couldn't go to training for two weeks. I'm going to spend a ridiculous amount of money. Basically, the money I make on the podcast right now is all going towards Ross getting training so he's not a total lunatic, which for the most part, he's not like he's actually pretty leveled out for a guy that was living on the fucking streets. But every now and then that street part of him comes out. He'll hang around doors. Like if we're walking in a downtown area. Like last night, he started just going up to various doors of businesses. Maybe that was his old hustle. Maybe he lived the life of a Disney

cartoon dog. He would just go up and like, some nice Italian man with thrones in my paws. That was offensive to Italians and I'm sorry, but i'm not sorry but um yeah so i don't know maybe that was his life but that's the latest we went to a dog park for the first time he had no issue with a couple of dogs that were there and he didn't zoom as much as i thought he would zoom like in our little yard back here the guy goes bat shit crazy i'm afraid he's gonna crash through a window like a deer uh on a on a nanny cam, but he didn't, and everything's good. All right, let's play a couple commercials here, and we shall get into some other stuff. All right, if you're ready to win some real cash during the basketball playoffs, you got

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It's actually a gigantic game. It's a game of great significance. And it's really a game of great significance to a couple of these 6-8 teams. But particularly it's a game of great significance to the Bengals, who we are rooting for to make the playoffs because I love to bet them. I love to watch Joe Burrow. I love to watch Jamar Chase. I want teams in the playoffs that I win money on. And one of those teams is Cincinnati and Cincinnati's path to the playoffs is fairly simple. They have to win out and then they have to hope for either the Chargers or the

Broncos to lose out. That's not essentially what it comes down to. That is how they are going to get into the postseason. It's one of those two teams have to lose out and the Bengals have to win out. Now, here's why if you're like me and you're rooting for the Bengals to make the playoffs, this is why this is a very big game tonight and why you should be rooting for the Chargers tonight. Because next week, the Bengals have a game against the Denver Broncos. So they, in a way, control their own destiny, and in a way they really don't control their own destiny. But if the Broncos lose tonight and the Bengals win this weekend,

which is a possible scenario, then next week when the Broncos take on Cincinnati, that will keep the Bengals alive if they beat the Broncos and they are playing them at home. And I think they can beat them. Then the Broncos in their season against the chiefs. Now that's where it could be an issue for Cincinnati because the chiefs may not be playing for anything. Thus you might get Carson Wentz and some scrubs and who knows how that's going

to impact you. Then again, you don't really deserve any sort of benefit of the doubt or help from anybody because you didn't help yourself. You lost too many close games in epic fashion. And you throw in the fact that the Bengals' end of the season schedule is not easy by any means. They've got this weekend against the Browns. That's a game they should win. Then they get the Broncos, which is fine, and then they get the Steelers. So when I say they're into the season schedule, that game may mean everything for the Steelers potentially. It could mean the difference in a wild card versus a home playoff game. So the Steelers are going all in. And if they have George Pickens for that game,

that's a game that they could very easily win. Although if it came down to a shootout, and we've seen these two teams in a shootout before, we've seen the Steelers in a couple of shootouts this year, and we've seen the Bengals in a ton of shootouts this year, that could be a fun game. And I'm hoping, this is what I'm hoping, is that when the last week of the season rolls around, when week 18 rolls around, that the Bengals and Steelers game matters. And it will matter for one team. Like, I don't see a scenario where that game means nothing to the Steelers, right? Like, I think they could and very well will still be playing for the division championship. Or, like, I mean, that's the difference in a home playoff game or having to go on the road.

So it will matter. My hope is that the Bengals win this weekend against the Browns. And as long as the Bengals win this weekend against the Browns. And as long as the Bengals win this weekend against the Browns, no matter what, their season is still alive. Doesn't matter who wins in this game tonight between the Broncos and the Chargers. Ideally, the Chargers win it. But let's say the Chargers don't win that,

the path is going to get tougher because the Broncos schedule to end the year. If you look at what the Broncos are working with, we mentioned it. The Broncos is a tougher path. If you look at the Chargers, so let's say you have to count on the Chargers to lose out. And if the Chargers are the team that loses tonight, you're having to bank on the Chargers to lose out.

The Chargers schedule, I mean, I think it's got like the Raiders still. Like it's a very easy schedule. They catch all the scrubs at the end of the year here. They got the Patriots. They've got the Raiders and their final game of the season is going to be against the Raiders again. So actually, sorry, they got Broncos, Patriots, Raiders. That's the last three games of the year that you're dealing with right now for the chargers. So you don't like your chances.

If you're having to count on the chargers to lose to either the Patriots or the Raiders. Actually, in that case, they'd have to lose to both of them. So the Bengals are sitting there today hoping like hell that the Chargers beat the Broncos because then they control their destiny next week. And no matter what, it will come down to the final week of the season. And no matter what, that will be fun. Again, you know, cause that would mean then the Bengals would have beaten the Broncos next week. So, uh, tonight's game is fun. It's an interesting one tonight, and it should be a game in which prop bets galore. I don't have the, uh, the, the props in front of me at the moment. Let me see if I can get Fandle here. I thought I had my phone. I guess I left my phone in the other room, but,. But let me see if I can look at some of these plays here, because tonight these are two teams that I like for prop bets. In particular, I'm actually a really big fan of the prop. Let me see if I can log on here. Will you let me log on to FanDuel on the computer, you sons of bitches? I've logged on before. All I know is this. I do not know what the passing yardage total is for the

two of them to combine for 500, but I think this is going to be a game that the two quarterbacks combine for 500. The game tonight is in Los Angeles, so it's indoors. I know that we're dealing with some health issues for Justin Herbert, but I like the idea of the two of these guys combining for 500. Look, take Ladd McConkie. He's the dude. You talk about a dude that's going to put up yards. Ladd McConkie is a dude that's going to put up yards tonight. I feel pretty confident about that.

He's the go-to. I would consider him for his first quarter yards as well. I don't know what those are, but he seems to hit that every week too. He's one of those guys I love to take for first quarter yards or a catch on the first drive of a game. He's just one of those kind of dudes. So I would consider that strongly. He's up there with Travis Kelsey. He's up there with Mike Evans.

These are guys I love to take in the first quarter of games. Jamar Chase is a good one, although his number tends to be high. Jefferson's a tougher one because sometimes it takes a while for Jefferson to get his numbers. Like you saw last game, it was slow, slow, slow. Like he was well into the second quarter, only had a couple yards and then makes two or three big plays in the second half. And all of a sudden the guy's got 80 yards. So, uh, 90 yards. So that's what you got to pay attention to there. Some guys are just going to make plays early in games and they are perfect for the first quarter receiving yards. Another guy who's like that is Devon Achan from Miami.

Miami loves to throw to this guy. Like, he'll catch five, six balls a game, and a lot of times he'll catch one early, and his number will be short in the first quarter. It'll only be like three and a half or four, you know, three and a half or four and a half yards, two and a half yards, because he's a running back, but he's probably going to catch a pass. I love guys. Juwan Johnson for the first time in a million years, it didn't work out that he got the first quarter yards this

week, but that's because he was catching passes from Jay Kaner, who is dog shit. What you need to pay attention to this week is the, uh, the fact that Derek Carr is out for the saints, uh, for the rest of the year and who you've got coming in now is Spencer Rattler. And when Rattler plays, they are a much better offense. So remember that when you're watching these games. Just make little side bets with your fucking buddies if you can't bet online, right? So tell your buddy, I think that Jawan Johnson, your buddy, if he doesn't pay a lot of attention to football,

will have no clue who Jawan Johnson is and won't know that Jawan Johnson's going to catch a ball every game that's 20 plus yards and doesn't know that Jawan Johnson's going to have a catch every first quarter other than the first quarter with Jake Hayner and he's going to go out and get you those yards in the first quarter he didn't know that because your buddy's paying attention to all the big name guys and that's why Josh is here to tell you about guys like Jawan fucking Johnson but tonight there is no reason uh to avoid Ladd McConkie. Until proven otherwise, just take that dude to get some yards. I think he kind of slowed down in the second half of the game last week,

so take that for what it is. But if you can get the Chargers and you can get them cooking offensively, man, and you can get Ladd McConkie man and you can get lad mcconkey somewhere in the 70s 70 80 range he's huge and what's the name of that other guy that uh that they've had here that's uh replaced disley will disley another name when you tell your buddies hey will disley they'll be like who the fuck's will disley you know don't worry i listen to the josh in his podcast so i know about fucking willley. That's my dude. But they have another dude whose last name is Smart is his last name. And let's see here.

Stone is his first name. So now here's what killed me last week. So last week, Ladd McConkie only ended up with 58 yards. I took him at 70 and a half. He didn't hit it. Okay, fine. He had 58 yards well early in that game. Problem is they were getting their asses kicked, and offensively, they just didn't hit it. Okay, fine. He had 58 yards well early in that game. Problem is they were

getting their asses kicked and offensively they just didn't look good. But another guy you need to pay attention to, a guy that will be getting receiving yards for the Chargers. Circle this fucking guy. He is a dude. His name is Stone Smart. I know he sounds like some sort of like weird investigative television reporter. I get that stone smart is a guy to pay attention to. He had five catches for 50 yards last week. He's kind of their new will Disley who's been out. Is Disley going to be out? Uh, is he going to continue to be out as a question about Disley? I guess I should know that. Um, but will Disley is a guy that his number started shrinking a little bit. And this Stone Smart has just been fucking crushing.

So let's see. Who knows if Will Disley is even going to play tonight? He didn't practice on Tuesday, so I wouldn't bank on the dude to be totally healthy. Let's see. Will Disley ruled out. Hayden Hurst questionable. Disley ruled out. So Disley's out.

So don't worry about that. Disley, he gone. You know what's going to happen? Stone fucking smart. Mark my words. I do not know what Stone smart's number is. It's probably somewhere in the forties. It may have gone up a little bit, but I'm going to guess it's somewhere in the low to mid forties. Stone fucking smart. This dude, like he's a new go- guy. Now, it's also important to note that we don't know totally about the health of Justin Herbert. So Justin Herbert's a guy to pay attention to tonight in terms of his health. But Justin Herbert has enjoyed throwing it to Stone Smart. And he's got a name that's easy to remember because it's awesome. Stone Smart. Remember Stone Smart. When we reconvene tomorrow, you'll telling you'll be like josh i

didn't even know about this fucking stone smart and this guy's out here just making play after play after play it's also important to note that herbert's been limited in practice so pay attention to that if he's beat up he's beat up but he's got to play tonight it's is it must win territory for the chargers not totally but it wouldn't hurt to win if you're the Chargers tonight. That's important. It's also very important, damn near vital for the health of our Cincinnati Bengals for the Chargers to win tonight. A Charger victory really puts the heat on Sean Payton and the Broncos. And we hate Sean Payton. We are anti-Sean Payton people. When Sean Payton retires and he goes into the Hall of Fame, or if he'll be a Hall of Fame

or whatever, when he's put in the Saints Hall of Fame, we'll love him. We'll give him his flowers. Right now, Sean Payton abandoned our New Orleans Saints and said, fuck you. I'm going to coach Denver. And now I've got my new Drew Brees. Let's go. Well, to you, I say, fuck you. Because I'm a Saints fan and I had to watch Jake Hayner play. And I've had to new Drew Brees. Let's go. Well, to you, I say fuck you because I'm a Saints fan and I had to watch Jay Kaner play and I've had to watch like 10 different quarterbacks since you left and Drew Brees left. I'm not going to root for your ass fucking at all. So tonight we root for Jay Herb in Los Angeles. Earlier I may have said San Diego.

But you know what? They'll always be the San Diego Superchargers. Fuck L.A. and their team-stealing sons of bitches. No one in LA even gives a shit about football, so fuck them. But man, we got a big stretch of football coming up. How exciting is this life we're about to live? It's like a nonstop football thrill ride. Hey, you want an NFL game tonight?

Good, we got you. Hey, tomorrow you want a college football playoff game? Guess what, motherfucker? Got you covered. Hey, Saturday, do you a college football playoff game? Guess what, motherfucker? Got you covered. Hey, Saturday, do you want an NFL game? Why, yes, I would. Thank you. Hey, Saturday, would you like another NFL game? Yeah, sure. Sounds good. Would you like three college football playoff games? Yes, sir. Can I have some more? Well, Sunday, do you want more NFL? Fuck right, I do. Monday, you want to get back to the

grind of the NFL and the bowls? Fuck right. You want to keep it going on next Wednesday? Yes. What I'm trying to tell you here is we are in heaven. This is ecstasy right now. This is living. This is incredible. If you're sitting there today and you're questioning whether or not we are in heaven, baby, you're all that I want when you're lying here in my arms, finding it hard to believe we're in football heaven. This is nirvana, football nirvana right now. College football playoffs. Fucking amazing. Home teams and playoff games.

Come on. NFL basically every day for the next week. Oh, shit. I'm telling you. I never was one of those guys that would just tell you how great it was to have football. But now that I bet all the time, and it's a great joy. I get great joy gambling on football. It makes the games better.

I feel like I'm part of it. God, I'm a fucking degenerate. And I fucking, you know what? I don't even hate myself for it. I fucking love myself. I'm a terrible degenerate. I'm a fucking junkie for it, but I fucking love it, man. Tonight I'm going to be sitting my ass here until about midway through the second quarter

when I'm going to get my ass up and go back to Illinois and put in some live bets because Daddy's got to make some money to pay for his new dog to get training and hopefully some money that will allow us to move out of fucking St. Louis when I get another job, which I hope is soon. So let's fucking go. Louis when I get another job, which I hope is soon. So, let's a-fucking-go. Football tonight, baby. So, as I told you, keep an eye on Stone Smart. Stone Smart, solid as a rock.

That's a deep cut right there. For those of you who don't know, that was a song, a parody, a horrible parody, of a song called Stone Love by a group called Cool and the Gang. It was like their last hit and it wasn't a very big hit. Look up the video for it. It looks just like the video for If It Isn't Love by New Edition. But remember that song. Whenever you're watching Stone Smart make catch, catch, catch, catch tonight.

And Stone Smart's putting up numbers as long as he's catching passes from Justin Herbert. And Herbert's healthy. That's an important caveat. But when you're watching Stone Smart, you're like, who the fuck is Stone Smart? Just remember that Josh, big J.I., the big dog told you. And when you're watching to make those catches, you're going to text, you're going to tweet me and you're going to DM me and you're going to be going, put the little musical notes and you're going to go, Stone Smart, solid as a rock. Just remember that. And I know it sounds like I'm kind of singing solid as a rock or solid by Ashford and Simpson. I'm not. I'm singing a

song called Stone Love, but remember it as Stone Smart. Stone Smart, Stone Smart, baby, solid as a rock. Just remember that. And I expect all of you to be shooting me texts and tweets and DMs tonight when you're watching this dude put up numbers and go, holy shit, I didn't know this guy existed. He's a fucking beast. Josh, you're a god of prop bets. So I'll be remembering that. Anyway, all right, we will do more here in a little bit.