The Josh Innes Show - Winners and Losers of MNF

Episode Date: September 16, 2025

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Oh, Contrere bonjour. Winners and losers from the Bucks thrilling Monday night football win the text. I got more texts and responses from people from last week's making fun of the winners and losers post than almost anything. I don't really get a lot of feedback from people. That's fine. I don't expect everybody to email me every day or message me every day about something on the pod. That's fine. But last week, I got more reaction from people making fun of that one than anyone. Now, this is not the same guy. I forgot what that guy's name was. This is by Nate Davis,

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Learn more at Scotia Bank.com slash banking package. Cockages. Conditions apply. Scotia Bank. You're richer than you think. All right. Here we go. Now, I'm going to go out of the limb here. And I'm going to say that one of the winners of the Bucks Texans game was the Bucks. And I'm going to say that one of the losers was the Texans because they're now 0 and 2 and they're down in the division because the Colts are 2 and 0. and now you've got the Texans sitting at O and two.

I'm going to say that one of the winners, shocker here, but one of the winners is going to be Baker Mayfield, who was the winning quarterback. And one of the losers is going to be C.J. Stroud, who was what? The losing quarterback. That's right. So, look, I know you're saying, Josh, you just have incredible foresight. Like, what are you?

No Stradamus? how do you have this ability? How do you know what they are going to be writing in this story? I don't know. It's a gift. I can't explain it. I was born with it. Winners and losers from the Bucks thrilling Monday night football went over the Texans.

So that's one of my predictions. Okay. The other predictions losers will be one of the losers has to be like one of the teams that's hurt by Tampa or something like that. They're like the Browns who continue to see Baker Mayfield. You'll thrive. Something like that. And losers would be, I mean, it's going to be something obvious like Texans fans. Let's see here.

Winners and losers from the Bucks thrilling Monday Night Football went over the Texans by Nate Davis. Nate, I'm glad that you've, you know, you've stepped up in life. You get the true honor to write the winners and losers from the Bucks Monday Night victory. um wait a minute okay this is the other headline so when you click on the story there's a new headline on the story and the new headline says winners losers from bucks monday night victory include Houston Texans no fucking shit you don't say huh though the one of the losers from last night's game was the team that fucking lost wowsers here we go

frenetic start frenetic finish in between a fairly boring Monday night game eventually won by the Tampa Bay Buccaneers who defeated the Texans 20 to 19 a matchup of 2024 division winners wasn't nearly as exciting as their shootout from two years ago both clubs finished in first place in

2022 won 3937 by the Texans but Monday ended with a flurry Buck's quarterback Baker Mayfield orchestrating and 11 play 80-yard touchdown drive in the closing minutes that provided the final margin while snapping Tampa Bay's five-game losing streak to Houston. The Buccaneers are 2-0 and they're headed in the right direction where the Texans find themselves in a significant early hole. But winners and losers from Monday night's opener of a two-act, let me repeat, but winners and losers from Monday night's opener of a two-game act run deeper than that. Do they really run deeper than that? How deep do the winners and losers run?

I love the dot, dot, dot at the end of it like it's ominous. Winners and losers, the first winner, wow, the coach of the Bucks. Four seasons, four consecutive two and O starts for the Bucs head coach Todd Bowles. Is that really an example of something running deeper than that? It's not really that deep. The guy that's the head coach, other than the quarterback, the only other people that have a record are the coach and the quarterback. So you mean to tell me it's a big

deal and a huge story that the coach has a 2-0 record for the fourth year and a ray? No way. Winners Emeka Egbuka. Wow. After finding the end zone twice in his NFL debut a week ago, the Buck's first

round whiteout scored again Monday on a 15-yard catch-and-run hook up with Mayfield. Other ones, Charlie Heck. The reserve tackle got away with a fairly blatant trip that sprung a Buka to go ahead and score the go-ahead TV. If you ain't cheating, you ain't trying. Here's one. One of the winners, the Indianapolis Colts. They're stunning 2-0 start looks even better in light of the Texans' early season hole. So we'll check that

one off the box. Daniel Hunter, he's there. Levante David is the third player to play 200 games with the Buccaneers and the first to start each one. Congratulations on your perfect attendance Levanti David. One of the winners of this was Levanti David for showing up for work. Great analysis, Nate Davis. Native Texans had a winning time as well. Mayfield and Mike Evans are among the lone star state sons playing for the Bucks who enjoyed a happy homecoming.

Mayfield threw two more TD passes Monday, giving him 46 since the start of last season, more than any player other than Lamar Jackson. His 15-yard scramble on 4th and 10 on Tampa's final drive. effectively saved the game. No shit. So you mean to tell me that Baker Mayfield, the game winning quarterback, the guy who put together the game winning drive, is one of the fucking winners of this game that his team won. Wow. Nate Davis, you are dropping bombs, sir. You are getting the job done. I am hard reading this. Like, this is the kind of, like, have you submitted this to win, like, major awards, Nate Davis? Like, I wonder when Nate Davis, like,

writes this last night. He's like, boy, this is quality shit. Like when Ralphie wrote the letter to Santa asking for the Red Rider BB gum with the compass in the stock and he's right and he's in the middle of it and he go boy that sounds good to himself like I wonder if Nate Davis is like winners and losers of the Texans Bucks game which of course was won

by the Bucks so therefore they are the winners and everybody associated with the team as a winner and everybody associated with the team that lost they are losers but no I'm going deeper than that dot dot dot dot and he goes boy let me think of an angle native Texans okay this is good this is quality shit here

I think that Baker Mayfield, the guy who put together the game-winning drive is one of the winners of this game that the team won. Losers. This is quality. First loser of the winners and losers is the Houston Texans. That's right. The team that lost the game, we don't need a story to tell us that. but the team that lost the game is one of the losers.

They're 0-2 in looking up in the Colts. The offense managed only 266 yards and 12 first downs, while the defense couldn't keep the bucks out of the end zone in the final two-plus minutes. Plenty to work on here, though it must be noted. Houston was also 0-2 in 2020-3, the club's first season with Coach D'Amico Ryan's. Congratulations on your cut and paste.

Other losers. Levante David for dropping an interception. The Bucks injured list. Tampa Bay Special Teams. Boy, that's compelling shit. That is the good shit, guys. Look, I understand that I'm just a podcasting hack that hosts a radio show that nobody listens to. I'm well aware of that, okay?

I don't want to act like I'm the biggest shit and the smartest guy on the planet. I am neither of those things. I am not big shit, nor am I the smartest guy on the planet. And that is revealed whenever I read Nate Davis put together that. That was thought-provoking. That was interesting. That was meaningful. Look, I feel like one of the winners.

I think we are all winners today. And the people who are the losers are the ones that don't listen to this podcast or read Nate Davis winners and losers. But usually you'd have to pay for the kind of analysis that is winners and losers include the team that lost. actually I guess I should give him credit because as we talk about all the time yeah the obvious answer is there is a winner and a loser I think the bucks should have been the the winner like one day one of these guys used to write this story and just the winner

the bucks the losers the Texans and then say like fuck you editor and like his editor's never going to read this shit anyway and just see if anyone notices because no one's going to click on that story because only a dickhead like me would click on this story but one day the Winners and losers thing should just be like, all right, the bucks beat the Texans 20 to 19. Here are your winners and losers from the game. It runs deeper than that, dot, dot, dot. And then you click on it, it says winners, buccaneers. And in the little body of the story, it says, they scored more than the Texans.

Losers, the Texans, they scored fewer points than the bucks. I pay people to do that, which is interesting. Thank you.