The Josh Innes Show - Winners and Losers (TNF Edition)

Episode Date: October 3, 2025

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and every step forward feels like progress. Not another wrong turn. Visit camh.ca to help us forge a better path for mental health care. Oh boy, kiddos. It is time for the winners and losers of last night's Thursday night football game. And from what it looks like, it's a story that's going to be written by T-Drag himself, The Dragon. Enter the Tyler Dragon. That's right, baby, our favorite. We're not here for Nate Davis, wherever that other son of a bitch is. This is a T-Dragon show. No show loves T-Dragon more than this show loves T-Dragon.

All up in us is a T-Dragon party. So I don't know who the winners and losers of last night's game were. You would think the winner would have been San Francisco and the loser would have been the Rams. But no, you'd be wrong. Because in the world of T-Dragon and USA Today, there are other winners. There are multiple winners and multiple losers from each football match that occurs. And we are going to find out who those winners and losers may be. And we are going to do that after these words.

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Rams. This guy might get a full-time gig somewhere after this year because he looks like a stud he's going to get another opportunity to be a stud somewhere. So we're going to say that Mack Jones is an obvious one, is a winner. We're also going to say, I mean, Kendrick Bourne coming out of nowhere,

he's got to be a winner, obviously. But see, those are the obvious ones. Those are people. You don't have a full-on official USA Today winners and losers' story unless like some sort of inanimate non-human thing is a winner. So I'm going to say a loser from last night is going to be

fourth down play calling is a loser or at least Sean McVeigh will be a loser for his fourth down play call but we're going to say like running plays in overtime are a loser like you know what I mean you know what happens when T-Drag gets on the

fucking computer and starts typing out and starts hammering out a story you know that T-Drag is going to dig deep in the winners and losers because the winners and losers are not just winners and You know what it's like? It's like when an old buddy's girlfriend and white men can't jump says sometimes when you win, Billy, you really lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win, Billy.

Oh, Billy! What are you doing? Where are the Stokeys, Billy? Like that, you know what I'm saying? Foods that start with the letter Q, right? She's not wrong. Sometimes when you lose, you really win. And sometimes when you win, you really lose.

And that's really the message that the old T-Drag here is trying to convey to us. He's trying to convey to us that sometimes when you win, you really lose. And sometimes when you lose, you really win. Billy! How could you, Billy? All right, let's see here. Let's see who T-Drag has as the winners and losers from last night's game, where there was a clear winner and a loser.

The winner was the San Francisco 49ers, and the loser was the, the Los Angeles Rams of St. Louis. All right, let's see here. Winners and losers. Winners. Mack Jones. Jones completed his first eight passes and was able to keep the offense moving throughout the 90 and 179 passing yards and two touchdowns in the first half.

He finished 33. Well, T-Drag, do better. You can't finish 33 of 29, but according to T-Drag, you can. He finished 33 of 29 for 342 yards and two touchdowns. It was his best game with the first game. 49ers and one of the top performances as a pro. So not only did Mack Jones win the game and get an official win as the quarterback in the statistics. No, he is a winner according to T-Drag because T-Drag says he had one of the best games of his career and he's 3-0 as the starter for

San Francisco. Christian McCaffrey is a winner. He came into week five ranking third in the NFL with 31 receptions and 530 yards from scrimmage. Well, last night, he touched the ball five times during San Francisco's opening touchdown drive, a series that typified the kind of night he was going to have as a running back. Who else was a winner? Kendrick Bourne. That's right, with Brandon Ayuk out and Juan Jennings out

and Ricky Pearsall. Outborn just went out and bawled and had a career high 142 yards. Alfred Collins. Collins stripped the football loose from Kyron Williams as he was about to score the game-winning touchdown in the fourth quarter. Alfred Collins, you're a winner, brother.

Who, who else was a winner? 49ers coach Kyle Shanahan. And I know what you're saying. No shit, Tyler Dragon. Of course he was a winner. He's the coach. There are two people that get a winner or loss next to their name in an NFL game. The coach and the quarterback.

So obviously he was a winner. And so was Mack Jones. Obviously. Well, no, friends. The 49ers head coach and play caller had an excellent game despite being down several key players. He was a winner. Not just because he won the game, but because he's just a winner. He called a good game, according to T-Dragon.

Eddie Pignero was a winner. He had a career-long 59-yard field goal and connected on a 41-yard field goal in overtime. Eddie Piniero, I know it's obvious that you're a winner, but according to this story, it's official that you're a winner. Fred Warner, the linebacker tied for a team I 12 tackles. You're a winner. And he got a great push on the final play.

You're a winner. But here are the losers. Blake Corum, you're a fucking loser. Just when the Rams were beginning to get a little momentum down 14 to nothing in the second quarter, Corum dropped an outside toss when the team was in position to score. You want to know another loser, Josh Innes? Because on that drive, I took Matt Stafford to throw for 20 yards and Pooka and Kua to have five receiving yards. Pooka Nakuwa had like 14 receiving yards or so on that drive.

You know what happened to Matt Stafford? He had 19 passing yards on that drive. I needed one more, and the son of a bitch tosses it to goddamn Blake Corum, who didn't catch the ball and they turned the ball over and I didn't get one more goddamn yard. So you know what, T. Dragon, I agree with you. Fuck you, Blake Corum. You are a loser. Joshua Cardi.

Joshua Cardi had two field goals blocked by the Philadelphia Eagles in week three. Jordan Elliott blocked Cardi's extra point attempt after the Rams tied the score at 20. It's very true. Joshua Cardi, go fuck yourself. You're a loser. And you know how I know you're a loser? Because T-Dragon said you're a loser. So your little mom might tell you you're a winner,

and your fat little girlfriends might tell you that you're a winner. Joshua Cardi, more like Joshua farty. You know why? Because you're a fucking loser. And everyone knows you're a goddamn loser, Josh Cardi. Do you go by Josh? Or do you go by Joshua? What do you go by, you pud?

I'll tell you what you should go by Fuckhead You know why? You should go by loser Because T. Dragon, the great Tyler Dragon, He of USA Today says you're a loser. You know who's a winner?

Mack Jones and blocked kicks. Those are winners. You know who's a loser? You pussy. You. You, you ming, wascally, Wabbit, you son of a bitch.

Are you happy? are you happy with yourself you see you next tuesday kickers aren't athletes and you prove it you son of a bitch what else is tyler dragon written about lately he's an NFL insider okay now let me ask you this this is a fair question i think i have to ask about old t drag here what makes him an insider like to me an insider is someone who's got sources and like breaks news like adam schifter is an insider all t dragon here is is an NFL observer who happens to write stories. Like, none of his stories I've seen so far.

And if I'm wrong, I'll say I'm wrong, like Baby's Dad, okay? You know, at the end of dirty dancing, okay? A splendid, rugged performance from Mac Jones and San Francisco. He's not an insider. That's just something we all saw. San Francisco quarterback Mack Jones' brilliant night among winners and losers. That's not insider information. That's just an observation.

But I guess it sounds better than saying, you know, NFL observer, Tyler Dragon. Dolphins Tyree Kill faces long recovery time, possible end of career. Again, not inside information. The guy like dislocated his knee and eviscerated like every C.L. in his fucking knee. So Darren Waller's instant impact and more in Dolphins Jets takeaways. Again, no insider information there.

Gunman and deadly NFL headquarters shooting diagnosed with CTE. Again, common knowledge and wow, shocker. but no inside information. I'm getting no sort of insider info from Tyler Dragon. So I want to write to USA Today and petition that they are the losers for calling Tyler Dragon an NFL insider because T. Drag is an NFL observer. He is an observer of the game in the same way that you and I are. I'm not an NFL insider.

He and I do the same shit except I speak it and he writes it. Am I an NFL insider? The answer is no. or maybe I am according to what appears to be the actual definition of an NFL insider. Anyway, more to come.