The Josh Innes Show - Winter Storm Blair Day 2 (Part 1)

Episode Date: January 6, 2025

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Day two of winter storm Blair as it is about 11. Almost noon. Almost football time time we've been up since about 8 30 uh one thing i have learned well let me give you an update on our weather situation because maybe you've seen stuff on the weather channel or whatever i will fill you in on what's been going on weather-wise here last night not a lot happened woke up and there was a little bit of ice like sleet type on the ground. Nothing major, nothing to be concerned about. Then this morning we started getting a little bit of accumulation. Now it's shifted from snow to sleet, and the sleet is awful.

Ross will not go outside in the sleet. I mean, I had to take him down the neighborhood through piles of snow and sleet to try to get him to pee. It was terrible. And that's where we are now. We're expected to get actual snow here in a little bit. That's also going to suck. So, I mean, look, there's snow on the ground. Like, you're walking through snow.

It's balls cold. I'm getting hit in the face with sleet when I try to take the dog out. The dog doesn't want to go out. So I'm standing outside in this sleet and snow. Ross is standing in the door like, the fuck? I'm going out there. So that's where we stand. We have not done any drinking yet.

But oh, let me assure you. Oh, yeah, you go get the beer. Go get us some beers. Because where this ended last night, remember, it was not even started yet. Now, I don't know if you heard, but throughout the middle of the night, you could hear the ice hitting the house. So it started somewhere like 2 AM.

And I know this because I wake up every 10 minutes because Ross sleeps on my pillow now. So I get kicked in the head. I've never seen a dog do this. Like instead of sleeping at the end of the bed or on the floor or in between two people, he literally goes, like our bed is up against the wall. We don't have a headboard. So it's just like, you know, the bed frame and the wall and a pillow and he will just lay on the pillows against the wall above jilly's head it's a fascinating thing i've never

seen anything like it but anyway so last night you were still optimistic that this was all going to be overblown and that we would still be able to go to illinois you were you were confident i'm still as of right now for where we are it's still being overblown like it's overblown I understand why we're not going to risk going to Illinois to bet but it doesn't change the fact that I'm very upset that I couldn't bet today because now there are good bets up that I can't take like we got the Texans game on right now there's literally 11 people at this Texans Titans Oilers game here we're watching that we're watching all the games

today we got our bets in yesterday uh Jilly's gonna go round us up some booze we stopped drinking early last night because we figured we'd be up early and drinking all damn night uh watch this uh this documentary about the Chiefs a holic the guy in the wolf suit it was all right it was what it was like I don't know I mean i think it was way too long for what it needed to be like i like that thing could have been done in half an hour like remind me to put the rest of the beers in the fridge all right we need we need really if you put them outside i mean we might be set but yeah like we watched this chiefsaholic documentary and the thing was damn near two hours and like all you needed to know was the guy's a dipshit fan that robbed some banks all these idiot chiefs fans think he's some sort of hero like folk hero like some like robin hood or

fucking johnny appleseed or some shit some folk hero going from time to time uh robbing the banks and being a chiefs fan so that was like so i'm watching this and i'm just kind of like like get on with it this documentary is way too goddamn long. And it was way too goddamn long. I did find it interesting that the guy that lost him or whatever, the bail guy. The bounty guy. If he didn't find him, he was going to have to pay the $80,000 himself. Yeah.

So that was interesting. I thought that was interesting. But again, this is one of those documentaries. I'm usually in favor of longer documentaries. I like when a documentary goes in-depth on like the Eagles documentary the band the Eagles not the football team the Eagles but the band the Eagles it's like two different hour and a half long documentaries about the first wave of the Eagles then like the second wave so you get like three plus hours I think it went really in depth it was interesting you didn't enjoy the Eagles documentary

Dallas sucks I didn't did we watch that? We did. I don't remember watching that. Yes, we watched the Dallas Sucks documentary, and I don't know if that was the same one or a different one from all the times when they interviewed all the guys, like EDP was on there, and that one woman after they won the Super Bowl. Oh, yeah.

Yeah. No, I think the Dallas Sucks documentary was probably better than the documentary we were watching yesterday because the documentary we watched yesterday was about 75% too long. It's a documentary that could have gotten everything it needed to accomplish in about 30 minutes and it would have been just fine, just as interesting, but instead they try to stretch it out. And I'm like, I honest to God, I don't even find this guy interesting. Like, cool, you rob some banks and you're a dude that fancies himself a celebrity because sports fans are wackos that view other sports fans as celebrities because they wear a damn wolf costume to a game.

He did wash the money, though, by just betting on it with the online apps. That was something. Well, yeah, so he laundered it. So that's how he laundered the money is he would go to casinos. And look, to a degree, that's a who is this fat? Wait to the. Let me get random question. Do the Titans slash Oilers have a morbidly obese male cheerleader? Watch them down here in the corner. They're wearing these love

you blue outfits. The outfits the cheerleaders are wearing are very 70s and very sexy, by the way. They're like solid white pants and they're wearing like sateen love you blue jackets, which I think looks cool i mean you're not the oilers and that's fine you're the titans but i saw some morbidly obese man wearing the same outfit which leads me to believe look let's see look at the ass on that chick like they look 70s and hot look bell bottoms like they look hot show more of these hot cheerleaders you cowards that's what we're here for but one of the angles that looked like there was a Frums McDumps type dude that's on the dance team, and those pants are not doing homeboy any favors.

The uniforms are beautiful, but it doesn't change the fact that you guys suck. And for whatever reason, it's fascinating. And because I listen to Nashville radio, because one of our buddies that we've talked about, Hoops, he does a show there, and he talks about how it's such a big deal to the owner of the Titans to beat the Texans. It's just this Houston thing. She wants to beat them. She loves rubbing their noses in it when they wear these uniforms and that's why she and Hannah kind of have this back and forth. What if they just fought each other? Who Hannah and Amy Adams strunk? I think Hannah would beat the shit out of that bitch.

She'd take her ass down. Now from what I'm seeing in this game early on, it looks like the Texans are playing all their people. They're trying to find their mojo. I couldn't run that risk though. And they might only play a half. They might try to put together one or two good drives, find their mojo, do something to feel good about themselves, and then go.

What was the number for Mixon? He needs like 108 rushing yards to get his money. That's a lot. Yeah, and they're out here throwing it, so who knows. So we got that. We're going to crack open. Can you crack open my beer for me? Oh, here you go.

I got to hold the microphone too. So crack open my beer. We got bush lattes here. We're drinking all, there you go. We're drinking all damn day here. We got football all afternoon. Then we got the big one tonight, which should be fun. I got a lot of bets on that one. I got the NFL issue parlays going on. These fucking Oilers uniforms are damn gorgeous, and it's a shame, it's a crime, and I will continue to hammer this. It is a crime that the city of Houston

doesn't get these uniforms and that football team. I'm telling you, and I know this, that the city of Houston would react a whole lot differently to the football team there now if that football team were called the fucking Oilers. But it's not. It's called the Texans. And that's your stepkid or your stepdad. Nobody loves the stepdad as much as they love their actual dad. And that's why no one that's at least of a certain age will ever love the Texans the way they love the Oilers.

And that's what we're dealing with right now. Stepdad shit. And that uniform is beautiful. Where's the oil in Tennessee? Where's the oil? Where are the oil derricks in Tennessee? Find them for me, goddammit. This is bullshit.

Absolute bullshit, and I don't like it. And the Texans have their ugly-ass uniforms. I like their old uniforms better. There, I fucking said it. I like the old uniforms better. There, I fucking said it. I like the old uniforms better. The old hokey red, white, and blue uniforms. Unlike these goddamn Falcons with horns on the sleeves. That's all they are.

They're the Falcons with horns on the sleeves. I don't like these uniforms. This game is angering me because I'm angry that the city of Houston doesn't have the Oilers uniforms. Like the Browns. The Browns left, but the city kept the damn name. The Ravens went off and did their shit over in Baltimore, and the Cleveland Browns remain the Cleveland Browns. It's absolute bullshit. It's hogwash. It's garbage that that's what we're dealing with here, that we're having to watch this loser organization. Imagine how much fun life would be if you were still going to ball games

in Houston watching the fucking Oilers in that beautiful Columbia blue uniform. My God, look, I'm not sitting here trying to blow the Titans here. They're terrible. Their owner's a clown. Their whole organization's a clown show. They're on the verge of firing their GM and all this shit like after like one or two years. They're a mess of an organization. Don't get me wrong.

I'm not rooting for them. Fuck them. But all that said those uniforms are gorgeous and you know it's not gorgeous the uniforms the Texans are wearing they're fine they're okay but there ain't nothing special about that that uniform is a classic and another thing these teams around the NFL should be wearing these classic uniforms all the goddamn time because most teams with their more current uniforms their current uniforms tend to be ugly and terrible anyway so with that like I'd say Eaglesagles should always be wearing the kelly green

with the silver pants and the fucking titan should always be wearing this uniform they should be called the oilers or the oilers should be in houston same should be said the broncos look at the ugly uniforms the broncos wear compared to the orange crush uniforms or the ugly patriots uniforms they wear compared to those great uniforms it's all bullshit if you're someone who cares about the first touchdown of the day it belongs to Alec Pierce of the Colts and Joe Flacco already has 70 yards three for three well I didn't I didn't know that Joe Flacco's yards were available and it's that's impossible because we're stuck in this goddamn snowstorm someone rescue us from this hellhole this goddamn snowstorm. Someone rescue us from this hellhole, this cold, snowy hellhole. What is the temperature where you folks are today?

How lovely is it where you are, whether you're, oh, let's see if we see that. Look at the asses on the, dude, these pants make these, like, it's amazing how the pants make the asses look like 70s asses. Like, those are the asses of chicks of the, there's the fat guy there's the there's a fat male there is a not just fat that is a morbidly obese male cheerleader for

the Tennessee Titans I can say that because I too am morbidly obese by the body mass index takes one to no one I'm allowed to say these things but it's amazing how the certain cut of the pants makes the ass look like. First, bro, why are your pants so high up, bro? That's how you form a fupa. Touchdown, mixing maybe. But that's how a fupa happens. There's a difference. You can either have a fat ass stomach that hangs over your pants like a real man does, like I do, or you pull your pants up as high as this guy does. Then you have what's called,

she's got a camel toe. Boy, these pants are great. Great pants today. Good job, Adam Strunk. Good job with the Oilers and the camel toes and the foo paws. Boy, we got a party at Nissan Stadium today in Nashville. But with that said, you can't pull, if you're fat like I am, you can't pull the pants up to the belly button because that forms a foo paw. And that's, you look ridiculous with that. You'd rather have your gut hanging over your pants. And you get to wear smaller waisted pants too so you feel better about yourself. If I had to wear pants that were supposed to fit over my stomach, I'd wear like 46s or something like that or 48s. As it is, I can wear like a 36 or a 38 because I wear the pants under the fat of my stomach.

I don't pull my pants up to my belly button and look like a dipshit like this guy from the Titans. I guess cheerleaders. I guess he's a cheerleader. Oh, what a day. Oh, let's... I'm getting plowed today. Well, that sounded weird. I'm getting plowed today. Well, that sounded weird.

I'm getting plowed. Yeah, that's what's going to happen. No one's going to get plowed as those damn cheerleaders. Some guy, some lucky bastard or lady, who knows? These chicks are, look, the jackets look great. Dude, those are award winning. The big red pom poms. Holy shit.

Those look nice. And then then right there front and center is fucking kurt minifee in the front here it's fat you look like fucking fucking luther vandross's fat ass up here wearing these pants and shit oh fuck what a day but uh anyway uh this is technically really i mean it's day two of Winter Storm, Blair. We got bets going. We got games, some good, look, there's a lot of bets going. We'll keep you updated on those as we drink more throughout the day. Just tomfoolery and hijinks and these, I can't get enough of these white pants.

I can't get enough of them. But anyway, we shall continue. All right, so the Texans just scored on the opening possession of the game here to take the lead over the Tennessee Oiler Titans. It's about to be 7-0 probably. But what I love is the announcer on the game is like, boy, that drive's got to make you feel good if you're a Texans fan. That means it really feels good if you're a player or a fan.

Because you march down the field against a team that's 3-13? To be fair, we lost to them last time. To be fair, they're not good. To be fair, the Texans are not very good. And they're probably not going to get to face the Steelers, who would

have been a winnable game. You're going to have to face the Chargers, who are a better team. But I just love this idea like guys we feel really good about ourselves after marching down the field against a 3 and 13 team that might fire the coach and the general manager we feel really good about ourselves today guys because we march down the field with our starters against shitty players from a shitty three-win team boy Boy, that's got to feel good, guys. Boy, you know what, guys? Let's just get everybody out there. Let's get out on a high.

Oh, geez. But yeah, so that's, let's see, early on, not a ton is happening. I wasn't able to bet on all the touchdowns today, obviously, which has been my favorite bet that I've never missed, the number of touchdowns scored in these games. I never missed it but I wasn't allowed to play it today because well I don't even think it was available today they're like we don't know who the fuck's playing like because it would have been available yesterday uh but it wasn't but so here we are kiddos locked in it's day two winter storm Blair do they anticipate it getting worse today yeah this isn't even the snow yet this is just still like the sleet. The accumulating snow is later this

afternoon and tonight. So we're not allowed to leave the house. Well, we could leave the house. Not like we're on like, you know, on lockdown or anything. It's not like the liberals have taken us over yet again, like we bent over and let them do. Oh, oh, was that a catch or a run?

Okay. How many, wait, How many yards was it for BTJ? That's my man right there, BTJ. Oh, it's only about 19 yards. I have the long catch for Brian Thomas Jr. today to be like 28 yards or something, but still yards are yards. LSU parlay. Down here at the bottom right-hand corner of our screen,

you'll see Tanner McKee playing quarterback for the Eagles. In preseason when you couldn't bet on the actual quarterbacks and shit but you could bet like they gave you the option for like team passing yards so didn't matter who came in the game they just added up the passing yards and you were able to take them Tanner McKee was very valuable to me in the preseason because that's the level of D-Gen I am. I was betting on preseason passing yards because I rule. But Jags are about to score fine. I needed that BTJ Tud. Oh, that's part of the epic NFLSU touchdown parlay.

We knock off two right there. You might have been able to cash out for like $10 or something once that hit i was really upset he didn't get to score there let's give it to him mac jones give it to him feed the beast mac jones i think they've taken mac to throw two touchdown passes so again that would have been nice see look at look at where we are now throw it to btj who's not even in the game so that's virtually impossible. But there you go. So you didn't get your touchdown there, but the day is quite young. It's in diapers as we speak. So, wait, is Jaden playing? Or is this an old shot up here at the top right?

Are the Redskins playing the Cowboys? Is Jaden? Oh, I guess they're still technically playing for something. Seeding they are, yeah. I don't know if I'm risking injuring a dude for seeding purposes. You're probably going to lose no matter who you play. You're an upstart team that nobody thought would be in there anyway. I don't think I'm sitting here today like, hey, let's throw out our guy in a rivalry game.

I don't know. I don't think I like it. Now, Pollard, is that Pollard that just got the carry down there? Yeah, it is. So Pollard needs like 80-something yards. He needs like 82 for his, and if he scores two rushing tuds that's another one there we go i think the eagles may have just scored a touchdown and they did the gentleman that scored is number 82 smith smith scored a touchdown that's anus smith anias anias i'm watching on four

small screens thought it said anus didn't say anus it said anus. Didn't say anus. It said Anias or Anias Smith. So there you go. So again, we just cracked open the first beer of the day. We're stuck in the house. Winter storm. It sucks. What are you going to do? We're going to keep you posted and of course you'll listen to this whenever you're going to listen to it but we will continue whenever something annoys me all right it is near halftime of some of the games hey the saints just kicked a field goal they're up by 10 on the bucks god it would be funny as hell if the bucks would shit the bed with their chance to make it to the playoffs and lose to the saints ah you losers imagine if the saints were even remotely worth a shit.

They could have won this crappy division. But I choose not to focus on such things right now. Now, Atlanta's tied with Carolina. Like, wouldn't it be hysterical if the Bucs lose this game that they're like a double-digit favorite against the Saints? They lose this, yet the Falcons, who only have to beat Carolina, end up losing to Carolina. Shit, that would be a good time. Very NFC South.

Yes, the NFC South blows. Now it is snowing. It snowed for a little bit. Now it's back to this kind of sleety, icy type shit. Ross will not go outside unless I bring a bag of treats. The problem is he just chases the fucking bag of treats, but he will not, like, poop or anything. So, like, I don't know what to do with him. He's a mess.

He's farting because he's got to poop so the house smells like Ross farts. That's where we are in this one right now. The NFLSU parlays would be doing fine if not for the fact that Malik Neighbors hasn't done dick and the Giants haven't done dick. I mean, everything is just a mess right now, Ross. Ross, you're going to run into the computer here, Ross, and then I mean, it's a mess. It is. It's chaos. And then he keeps acting like he wants to go outside, so he opened the door

and he won't go. Now he's got a toy. Did you say that the Titans and Texans might be in a delay? I turned that shit off a while back. There's a chance it could be. They said there's a lightning storm like 20 miles outside of the stadium. I mean, this is all just I don't know.

First of all, what is Mike Evans doing? The guy's got a chance to have his little 1,000-yard seasons, which – Mike Evans is killing me here. They're doing nothing, but it's funny because they're down 10. They're going to have to sling their seasons on the line. All Tampa's got to do is beat the lowly Saints, and they're in. Yet somehow the lowly Saints are hanging around with these guys, and they should be up more.

They've moved the ball on them pretty easily, but they've kicked too many field goals. If I could have bet today, I would have bet on Spencer Rattler to throw for some yards in this game, but of course I couldn't bet today because of the stupid goddamn snow. If there's anybody listening that's somewhere warm and hiring, call me. Call me now.

The second you hear this, call me and say, we want to bring you to our warm town. Getting pelted in the face with ice falling from the sky. Yeah, and you got knocked in the balls by Ross. Oh, yeah, I brought these treats out to try to lure him out of the house to go poop, and instead he just runs out of the house 1,000 miles an hour and just basically tackles me, kicks me right in the balls. Other stuff going on at halftime of these first final,

the first games of the final week into the season. My man BTJ has done his part. He's got 50-something yards. The only thing I've hit so far is Brian Thomas Jr.'s longest catch, which he's hit because he's a beast. Yet some reason I went back to the Malik. Well, unless he has one of those epic Malik second halves, which they don't want to win, so I don't know how he would.

Well, you would have thought they wanted to win last week either, but. Yeah, so maybe he's going to turn up the heat. I don't know. But so again, it's halftime. The Packers, by the way, so the Packers, Jordan Love is hurt, and Christian Watson is hurt. Now, I don't know what the latest is on. Now, Watson looked bad.

I don't know what the latest is on um on love they were calling it an elbow injury ah gotcha and the Bears who I took all their guys to do some stuff because I figured they'd want to show out they're winning but the offense has had to do nothing I'm looking at the love play now um let's see oh and now uh Jelly's got a phone call going on right now so uh but uh anywho uh where we stand right now is we're at halftime of these games none of which really matter i'm trying to get drunk i'm trying it's hard because i got the dog here and i want the dog do you know go out and poop he won't poop i don't know how you guys can luther would go out and poop in the snow again not trying to compare you to your dearly departed brother ross but luther would go outside and poop. He won't poop. I don't know how you guys can. Luther would go out and poop in the snow. Again, not trying to compare you to your dearly departed brother, Ross, but Luther would go

outside and poop in the snow. You don't poop in the snow. They're still the hot Tennessee Titans cheerleaders. I wish they'd show more of them. The asses look great in the pants. I mean, I just want to take a big bite. They're lovely. But that's where we are right now. So we will continue. More beer, more beer. Come on now. All right, wrapping up the first leg of games here. You got a Falcons game that's tied. The Falcons have to win, and Tampa has to lose for the Falcons to get in. But Tampa's now run off 14 straight points on the Saints. So unless the Saints march the length of the field here, basically,

and score a touchdown, get a two-point conversion, and go to overtime, the Bucs are going to win the damn division. I hate the Bucs. They suck. I hate the Falcons. They suck. I hate the Saints even more. They fucking suck.

Malik Nabors not on the field at the end of the game needing two catches for me to keep the NFL issue parlay alive. That sucks. Mike Evans not getting the yards for me. That sucks. This goddamn snow sucks i really needed the marquez valdez scantling touchdown from the saints when that foster morrow is hurt oh they killed foster oh no foster morrow get up to all nfla now we got another nflsu guy and he's dead boy there's an all-out war on nfl today, and I don't like it. And anyway, I doubt anyone was actually watching the Saints-Bucks game,

but my boy MVS had that touchdown. They said it wasn't a touchdown. They could have challenged it, and they didn't. And they didn't, so that's where we stand now. Poor Foster Moore. Go, big dog! I want the Saints to win this game so badly, but they're not going to. They've had so many opportunities.

I fucking hate the Bucs. I hate Mike Evans Mike Evans if I'm not gonna hit my number for him I'm at least glad his ass ain't gonna get some bullshit record of a foul who great good for you a thousand yards in x number of seasons thousand yards 64 fucking yards a game go fuck yourself Mike Evans eat a dick go number 11 whoever you are I don't know who any of these people are that play for the Saints currently. All right. God, I tell you. Fucking Mike Evans. God.

I love the Bears making this kick. I know. The one that they should lose. Yeah, the one that after 10 losses in a row, the Bears are like, now we're going to make a big kick. And shit. We didn't even watch any of the Texans game after that initial drive, but I guess they won. So they're off to play, I'm guessing, the Chargers. And the Patriots ended up winning.

I think Gerard Mayo, because rumor is he's getting fired after one season. I guess they're going to try to bring back the magic with old Vrabel. I think he lovied it. I think he knew. Probably. Because all the Patriots had to do was lose, and they'd have the number one pick. But your boy said, not so fast, Chief.

Ha! Ha! So as it stands now, mike evans you know what i'm gonna take joy in this even though the saints are gonna lose and even though these assholes are going to the playoffs dickface mike evans isn't gonna get his uh his yards and that brings me joy so there put that in your pipe and smoke it, Mike Evans. But as it stands now, so do we know all the seating like officially now? Other than obviously there's a game tonight that obviously matters. Washington came back and won with Marcus Mariota. And so I think now because they won and the Packers lost, that puts the Commanders at six and the Packers at seven.

Gotcha. The Packers would play the birds gotcha and the birds won uh today with my man tanner mckee so uh there you go let's see how the saints game ends and we'll wrap up this first podcast then we'll restart another one for the back half of the games as we continue to drink more beer we've got beer sitting on the porch right now uh oh there's my man i tell you he always makes big plays i'm a big fan of uh johnson of johnson from the saints 80 or they oh they wait they didn't call that a catch so i i take back everything i said yeah why not what's left of our beers is uh are out on the porch right now uh out in the backyard trying to get cold in the snow

i don't know how many beers are left in there, but they are currently hopefully getting cold outside. The good news is we do have emergency Boda left, and we do have some sort of weird like 7-11, 7-11, 7-Up, like Cherry 7-Up Shirley Temple that we were going to throw vodka in. Well, I guess we're going to have to see what happens. Oh, hello, Roscoe. So let's see how the Saints game ends.

These bastards giving up a 14-point fourth quarter to these dickheads. I'll tell you, Todd Bowles, he's offside. Free play, go. Throw it deep. Throw it deep, you son of a bitch. Well, so anyway, Todd Bowles is a shitty coach. This division's a joke. The fact that the Saints haven't made the playoffs in four years

in this cock bag of a division is just disheartening. You all suck, each and every one of you sons of bitches. If the Saints had a chance at the number one pick, maybe I'd want them to lose, but at this point, hey, I don't even think the quarterbacks that are there for the number one pick are worth a shit anyway. You're stuck with Derek Carr maybe anyhow, so just go out and ruin the season for these fucking dopes. It's all I want. Just ruin the season for these guys. That's all I want. But you still have to score a touchdown and get the

two-point conversion. So again, it's a long shot here. But the Saints have it at the 32-yard line. Come on, Spencey! Come on, Spencey! It's for $250,000 for him. Yeah, and like four for Jilly. Go, Spencey.

Sling it, Spencey. It's picked off. No, it's out of bounds. We're alive. We live on fourth and five. God, this game's pissed me off. I didn't care when it started. Now I want the Saints to win.

Spencer with $240. Yeah, he had $1.80 in the first half. He hadn't done shit in the second half. Thus, the Saints have seen, and the Saints to win Spencer with 240 yeah he had a buck 80 in the first half he hadn't done shit in the second half thus the Saints have seen and the Saints waste the fact that I'm getting angry about this makes me angry with myself that I'm angry at this god damn Saints game right now I'm irrationally

angry about a game that does not matter a Saints game hasn't mattered in two and a half months don't you want them to lose for the better draft position I don't really care at this point. Because your coach is going to be Matt Nagy. Yeah. So who gives a shit? We're going to suck anyway.

So go ruin the season for the fucking Bucs. But here's what it comes down to. Come on, Spencey. Come on, Spencey. No! It's helmet to helmet. Throw a... Ah, damn it.

Well, congrats, Bucs. You're a shitty, barely over 500 team winning a shitty division congrats you didn't cover now do you now here's the question do you think they try one time to throw the ball to mike evans they may it'd be kind of a dickhead thing to do but they may i mean the saints and the bucks they're dickheads to each other. Wait, are we reviewing something? Was there a flag? Oh, darn. I think there was. I don't know. I'm pissed off. I'm angry

with the world. Titans have the number one pick now. How about that? Congrats. Go out and get Shadur. Maybe hire Dion with Shadur and just bring in the whole crew. Bring the circus to town. They may throw it one time to Mike Evans. Like, they may.

Like, again. This lady's here to see it. Again, this does not matter. But look, they're throwing it. If you're going to do this, at least throw it for like 20 fucking yards. Don't just slide at five. I need 10. I need like 15 more.

Look, I will... Look, this is kind of one of those Adam Wainwright things. Like, this isn't really that big of a deal. Like, congrats. You get a bunch of seasons of having 1,000 yards. Basically, if you're an elite wide receiver, getting 1,000 yards a season just means you didn't get hurt all that often and you got enough plays. I mean, he missed like four games, right? Three, four games.

Well, fine. Good for him. But again, I don't give a shit. Only if he gets, you know, 15 on this. Yes, if he didn't get 15 on this. I had him at 94 and a half. If you're going to throw to this sack of shit, which they're desperate to get in this, and

obviously there's a lot of money at stake, so you know who they're throwing it to here. I hope they throw a pick six. What if the Saints are just pussies and let them have it? No, there's no way in hell they'd do that. No, there's no way. I hope they throw a pick six and that Baker breaks his fucking leg there's uh there's the yards god damn it oh my god congrats and he's like don't do it again what a bunch of cunts you know what the more i think about it the more i think this is lame like congrats you had a bunch of season really you're

not even celebrating records you're celebrating because you just made like $500,000. To quote you in the car yesterday when I was like, oh, damn, they're only going to let us get Mike Evans at 90. He needs 86. He said, well, if he's getting 86, he's getting 90. Well, he didn't. Like, congrats, Mike Evans. Like, here's why this bothers me. This is forced now.

It didn't need to happen. Like, setting records in a cheap, garbage way like this annoys me. Whatever your stupid record is anyway. But, like, setting a record in this way is lame as shit. So, great. So, wait a second. You're celebrating tying the longest streak of all time? Oh, go fuck yourself.

Go fuck yourself, my guy. Dude, you tied a record you tied a record oh go fuck like it's like what the fuck are we doing here the saint should have lit his fucking ass up the saint should have held his ass and kept him from getting that shit that's what this if the saints had any fucking balls the saints would have held his ass at the line of scrimmage and made sure he didn't fucking catch the goddamn ball. Fuck you. I'm done with these first games. I'm drinking more beer.

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