The Josh Innes Show - WNBA Dildo Tosser Charged

Episode Date: August 5, 2025

The WNBA Dildo Tosser has been charged with multiple crimes. I'm intrigued by the fact we already have copycat dildo throwers. Do we assume this is a white dude? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hello, friends. It's Josh. Welcome in Tuesday live. Well, it's not really live. I'm not live at all. Recorded from Detroit, Michigan through the facilities of IHeart Radio. What's going on? My favorite story of the last like two weeks is the story about the dildos being thrown on the court at the WNBA games. And it's like an epidemic at this point. You had the initial one that the green dildo that was thrown on the court. I guess it would have been a week and a half or so. ago, but this is what that sounded like on a WNBA broadcast when the dildo was thrown on the court. And no one's picked the object up yet. You got to, oh my gosh, okay.

Okay. And appropriate. Get them out of here, whoever it is. That was the initial dildo. Really, this has been an incredible, like, two weeks for the WNBA because you had the wig coming off, which was fabulous. And like, when the wig came off of this chick, the fact that she picked it up and ran into the locker room, I think, was my favorite part of it, because that would usually be something

reserved for, like, oh, my pants fell down, or somebody's, like, on stage doing a performance and, like, their boobs pop out or something. But this chick was just wholly embarrassed. Or, like, there's a dude that's, like, banging it out with some chick, and, like, dad walks into the room and home girl. It's, like, in Superbad, when McLevin is banging that chick, and he's like, oh, my God, it's in. And, like, the officers come in, right? And, like, she picks up all of her clothes and covers herself up and runs out. Like, that's usually the kind of event that occurs before someone picks up their stuff and runs away like that. No, the lady in the WNBA did it when her wig fell off.

Then you follow that up with a dildo being thrown on the floor. Then you follow that up with another dildo being thrown on the floor. The WNBA is elite level entertainment, and I need you people to start it. acknowledging. What we are seeing is wonderful. We are at the highest level of entertainment as it relates to the WNBA. I don't know. Like, if you hear my options, if my option is watch a boring baseball game on a Tuesday or watch a sport where there's a possibility that a rubber cock is thrown on the court, I think I'm going to watch where there's a possibility of someone throwing a rubber cock on the court. If my other option is, well, you can watch, you know,

the pirates take on the Rockies on a Wednesday, or I can see a chick's wig get knocked off and she's so embarrassed that she picks it up and runs off the court in shame, I think I'm going to take the shame. But with that said, there have been charges filed against one of the dong throwers, and we will get into that after these words. So we actually have details on this guy now and a story from Scooby Axon from USA Today. Scooby, Axon. A fan accused of throwing sex toy on WNBA court faces multiple charges.

All right, let's see here. The person who threw a sex toy onto the court during the Golden State Valkyries, 7775 victory of the Atlanta Dream last week, was charged with multiple offenses after he was arrested on Saturday, August 2nd. Like, imagine getting arrested because you threw a rubber dong on the court at a WNBA game. Well, in fairness, like, imagine going to a WNBA game. Like, you should be arrested for attending a WNBA game. This guy's name is Delbert Carver. Now, Delbert Carver just sounds like a guy who was in the Ku Klux Klan.

Like, when I hear the name Delbert Carver, if you said, Josh, if you had to pick a name for this person who threw a rubber penis on the court of the WNBA game, like if you said, Josh, what do you think this man is name? I would say, you know what? I'm going to say he's Delbert Carver. Now, is this a white dude? Delbert Carver could be a white or a black name. Delbert Carver was arrested and booked at the Clayton County Jail in Jonesboro, Georgia on counts of disorderly conduct, public indecency, and decent exposure, and criminal trespass. Is that really indecent exposure, though?

You threw a rubber penis. He was released on an undisclosed bond on Sunday, and according to Clayton County, court records obtained by USA Today, the case is pending with a court date still to be determined. I know what? I'm going to look up Delbert Carver. See if we can get a picture of old Delbert. Let's say, okay, so I'm giving you guys time to think about this if you don't know whether Delbert Carver is white or black.

Now, I don't know either, but his name's Delbert Carver. He's from Georgia, and he was at a WNBA game. Now, I find it hard to believe that a racist, bigoted man named Delbert Carver would attend a WNBA game. I do believe that a racist bigoted man named Delbert Carver would attend a WNBA game for the sole purpose of throwing a rubber dong onto the court. So it could be a white guy, but Delbert could go either way. Like, Delbert and Carver are both names first and last that could go for a white guy or could go for a black guy, right? So let's Google Delbert Carver, Georgia. There's also something that says Delbert Carver GoFund Me.

I really hope people have started a GoFundMe to help out the rubber dong throwing man. All right, so here we go. I got to give you my final guess. I'm going to say it's an upset. And I'm going to say that Delbert Carver is black. I don't know why I feel this way. Because the obvious answer would be white guy. He's at the WNBA game.

but why would a white guy named Delbert Carver be at the WNBA game? But then again, why would a guy named Delbert Carver, who's white, have a rubber dong with him? So he clearly went to the game with the sole purpose of throwing the penis on the floor. You know what? I'm changing it. I'm going white. I've changed my mind. Delbert Carver, the rubber dong thrower man.

I'm going to say he's white. Let's find out. Delbert Carver, is there an image? Are you him? Wait a minute. Hold on. Wait a minute. There's a guy named Delbert Carver. When is this picture from? Hold on. Delbert Carver Cobb County Jail. Is this guy, no, okay, he's not in Cobb County, though. This is a different Delbert Carver. But I wasn't wrong in thinking this that Delbert Carver could be a black guy's name because another guy in Georgia four years ago, September 15th, 2021 was arrested. What was this guy arrested for? Simple battery. So look, Delbert Carver is certainly. certainly a name that could go for a white guy or a black guy. Now, can you show me the actual Delbert Carver? Everywhere I look, I can't find a picture of our Delbert Carver, our hero, our man who

throws rubber penises on the court of the WNBA. Hey, you would think that Outkick may have that. Let's see. Delbert Carver identified as perp in WNBA sex toy throwing incident. Do you guys have a picture of Delbert Carver? Okay, he's 23 years old. Wow, 23 years old. So there's details here. So he's 23 years old, and he faces charges of disorders of disorderly conduct, public indecency, and decent exposure and criminal trespass after throwing a green dildo onto the court. He launched a lime green sex toy onto the court at Gateway Center Arena last Tuesday. Initially, the WNBA players continued playing through the disruption until officials stopped it. Wouldn't that have been something if one of them would have rolled their ankles?

on a rubber dong. Carver has gained a fan base and imitators, a second dildo thrower emerged during Friday night's game between the Valkyries and the Chicago Sky. So I have not seen a picture of Delbert, but I feel like if you're a 23-year-old dude named Delbert Carver, I feel like you're white. So I'm going to go white. I haven't found a picture of Delbert Carver yet. What if I looked up Delbert Carver Dildo?

Will that show me anything? Delbert Carver Dildo. No one has found this guy, this 23-year-old dude. The internet is everywhere, yet I can't find a picture of a 23-year-old guy named Delbert Carver who threw a dildo on the court. Delbert the Dildo man. Delbert the Dildo tosser. Delbert the Dildo King. There's nothing about him here.

The WNBA warned a further action against any fan throwing objects on the court saying violators would be immediately ejected and face a minimum one-year ban. I don't think they care. Like, imagine that's your threat. Like, imagine you're sitting there and you're like, hey, watch this. And it's someone who's throwing a dildo on the court. Do you really think they care? Do you really think that they give a damn about this at this point?

Do you think somebody's sitting there going, hey, oh, by the way, I'm sad that I've been banned from the WNBA game. I'm pretty confident that old Delbert here is quite content being banned from the WNBA game because he only attended the WNBA game with the purpose of throwing the dildo on the court. That is why he chose to do it. I think that's pretty obvious. But Delbert is a hero to many. Many people look at old Delbert right here and they say, you know what, Delbert?

There goes my hero. Delbert. Delbert Carver. And now he's got a copycat, and we have a full-on, full-blown epidemic on our hands. And our epidemic is that of rubber fallacies being thrown onto the courts of WNBA games. I saw Sarah Spain tweeting something about it, and it's like, listen, Sarah Spain, you got famous for flashing your hooters, basically, back in the day when ladies were so willfully flashing their hooters, right? So let's not sit around. around Sarah Spain and act like you're some sort of grand person, some sort of amazing human, you got famous by showing your cans.

That's how you became famous. And now really nobody knows who you are or cares who you are, except for the fact that you were the gal that was showing her hooters at one point, or at least, you know, letting people know that you have giant hooters and that helped kind of make you famous in the sports world. And now you just offer very little, like a lot of these people on social media, who just constantly bitch about things. But let me see, Delbert.

The safety and well-being of everyone in our arenas is a top priority for our league, except for Caitlin Clark, you let her get mugged, don't you? Objects of any kind thrown on the court or in the seating area can pose a safety risk for players, game officials, and fans in line with WNBA Arena Security Standards. Any fan who intentionally throws an object onto the court will be immediately ejected. So there you go. The sex toy. It's swept the nation. This is a, the sex toy bandit. Delbert the Dildo toss. Ah, that works. Delbert the Dildo Thrower. Dildo Delbert. Whatever you want to call him. I'll go with Delbert the Dildo man. There's the answer. All right,

more to come.