The Keith Edwards Show - BREAKING: He’s going to jail

Episode Date: August 10, 2026

👍 SUPPORT THE SHOWSubscribe on Edwards WireBecome a MemberKeith Edwards is joined by Loren Piretra, to discuss the latest drama surrounding Katie Miller's unearthed relationship with Eric Swalwell, and Lauren Boebert's son's run-ins with the law.Find Loren here.📡 JOIN THE COMMUNITYListen on SpotifyFollow me on FacebookFollow me on InstagramFollow me on TikTokFollow me on XFollow me on Threads🎙️ TALK TO MEVoicemail line: ‪[phone]‬Business: [e-mail]

Lauren, so great to have you here. I mean, I, first off, we got on our red sunglasses because why? Because we are staring at some blinding bullshit. And we just need a little bit of protection, okay? The hater blockers. The hater blockers. We're blocking the haters. And the reason why you're here is, of course, if there's some Republican gossip going on,

then I know to bring in Lauren and what better way and what better time. then Katie Miller allegedly, not even allegedly, she confirmed this. Katie Miller, it just, it was just revealed, slept with Eric Swalwell when she was an intern. I had that coming up. And perhaps also Steve Bannon. And then we also have some news on Lauren Bobert's son that just came out about some pretty disgusting stuff. But I mean, it's this, these other Republicans. So Lauren, how you doing? So excited to be back and twinning again and talking about my favorite subject, which is like

terrible things that the mailers are doing. I mean, it could just be a long running series because this is just now getting insane. They're really providing us with a lot of material. And I also think that we the people deserve this. It's really joy sparking. when we get to watch terrible things happen to the worst people ever. And it's just like one after the other with Katie and Stephen Miller, like imagine being Stephen Miller and knowing that like all of DC has fucked your wife. Like, and you have it. You probably have it because I think those are petri dish kits if I had to guess.

Oh my God. Okay. Well, let's let's just get into this story where there is some allegations. Now, again, like, we, like, could this be true? But appears that it is because she confirmed it herself on Twitter. I'm going to bring that to you just a moment. But first, let's just get into this. It says exclusive.

Now, this is source essay. Dot news. I did not know this publication existed, but I will say that people has, like, major publications have now confirmed this, such as people. But it says, Eric Swallow wielded an unexpected argument when FBI, Director Cash Pat Patel threatened to release files detailing the then-Congressman's

contacts with suspected Chinese intelligence operative Christine Fang, according to information provided to sources, say, news, Swalwell's side raises the prospect that releasing the files could be viewed as a punitive attempt

to have weaponized the department pointing to the congressman's long-concluded sexual relationship with former senior administration official Katie Miller from roughly a decade ago. Gross. Miller... Long-concluded.

relationship. Miller, now the wife of White House deputy chief of staff, Stephen Miller, had been involved with Swalwell when she was in her early 20s before her relationship with her now husband. Miller said that she was unaware that the past relationship had been discussed with the DOJ. She interned and worked as a congressional staffer on Capitol Hill before serving in the Trump administration. The issue arose as the California Democrat sought to prevent the release of Department of Justice investigation files concerning his form. former contact with Fang, also known as Thing Thing. And then let's just go to this tweet because then Katie Miller basically confirmed it

where there was the news and then Katie Miller says, I was working, I was an intern working on Capitol Hill. So not a no. Not a no. I don't know. Not a know. Yeah. And she did this because previously she had entered into the conversation with the Swalwell takedown, which I was like, okay, you know, broken clock theory. you can, he is a creep. He's a predator. He's dangerous. All those things are true. It's crazy that Katie Miller can be sensible enough to recognize that while also being

married to Stephen Little Bitch Miller, the like hard boiled egg looking guy. So she admitted it. She doubled down on that. And then I actually talked to the source as Julie Grace, who is a journalist in D.C. And a recipient of a lot of the tea. So she said this was something that like, you know, And according to Twitter, most people kind of, I guess, knew about this. I sure did it.

And she was able to verify it and confirm it and then kind of dropped it on her newsletter last week. And that's when the story erupted. And of course, people were running with it was an affair and all this. And I still call it Cockchella and, like, Cuckmas and Cuckmas in July. Because no matter when you slept with Stephen Miller's wife, I could just picture him somewhere in that chair, just being cucked. because it just feels like that's his purpose in life. But yeah, it just when you think it's not possible to think any less of Katie Miller or Eric Swalwell, a little bit of that going down.

Well, I mean, the thing that came to mind for me when I heard this story was first off, yuck, just yuck's all around. Yuck. Garf. Yuck. Yuck, yuck. Secondly, I think like what this speaks to, too, is I think people have said this before. and it's true that there is this kind of inside club, Republican, Democrat, when you're in D.C., all that stuff, it's kind of theater.

It's kind of theater. And so this to me also spoke to the fact that the fact that Swalwell hooking up with someone who's a Republican, do you think that's the first time that's happened? Of course not. Like, these folks pretend like they're enemies, but then behind close, doors, they're laughing about all this. They're banging. They're banging each other. And they're banging. They're laughing and they're banging.

Yeah, I mean, well, like, listen, my opinion of Eric Swalwell is that, like I said, he would fuck a bag of Doritos. Like, it doesn't take much for that man. And he also, you know, was like drugging people, his interns. Like, he had that reputation for a long time. And Katie Miller just so happened to be one of those interns, so it seems. But I think with Katie Miller, her M.O. is clear. This bitch will do anything to protect her proximity to power, whether that means getting

under the power, over the power. She's just there. And it's disgusting. And the worst picker in all of D.C., Steve Bannon, oh, I'd rather be in prison for a life than see that man nude. Now, what, what, what,

same, first off, same. But what, so what, So what are the alleged allegations around Steve Bannon? You know, it's kind of loosey-goosey as far as I've been able to pick up. And I've been, like, digging into it. But the theories are, the allegations are just that he is on Katie Miller's roster and that they have had sex and hooked up. And I'm just, I'm also watching Katie Miller kind of dial it back right now.

I don't know if you've seen. She came to AOC's defense. And that doesn't usually happen. You're not usually like jumping in to defend people you fundamentally disagree with unless there's more juice and tea waiting to be dropped. And you're trying to play your motherfucking cards. Right. So I'm like, maybe AOC has some major shit on Katie Miller. Maybe there's another person.

Maybe who knows. But I think that Steve Bannon, I believe it. I'm sure there's more. I don't like to speculate on who they are because it might make my stomach upset. But I don't know. Where there's smoke, there's fire with that. I think we have text messages. Now, these are, I believe these are from, now is the person on the right, Katie Miller and the person on the left of Steve Bannon?

Yeah. So it says here, continue focusing. And he goes, I, I. And he goes, if she goes, if you and Ms. Miller, sorry, the person on the right is Epstein, not Katie Miller. So if you and Ms. Miller wants some privacy, you can use Island or Palm Beach House anytime. Steve Miller goes, or Stephen Bannon goes, thanks, brother. Epstein on the right goes, you, 12 o'clock high, me, high, noon, and the house use invite

sincere and not made off. Okay. So it could be that it could be that that is Katie Miller. We don't know. I'm going to go on a, I'm just going to go on a whatever. I don't think that is Candy Miller. But let's just, I actually did not know. I actually, I did know, but there's just so much stuff to remember.

But Stephen Bannon talking to Epstein. So loosely, that is also a porn as well. Yeah, I mean, he's like a bottom feeder of society. All the people that she's been with or allegedly been with are just disgusting. I don't even know where to begin with that man. And she, I mean, and that to me speaks to like, I know there were the rumors too about Elon Musk, you know, and her and all that. So. I mean, with Elon Musk, like, I've covered this a lot too, but Katie Miller comes to his defense so quickly.

She was tweeting about him on Mother's Day. If you just take a gander through her Twitter feed, it's all Tesla this, Tesla that. And then the most disturbing of all. And I talked about this on Jen Welch's podcast. on Friday. She had Elon on her pod. She went to Texas, went to his home to, like, do the interview. And they were like whisper flirting the whole time.

It was like, hey, do you believe in God? And then he would like whisper back. And I was just like, I don't, nobody needs to watch this. This is like weird. ASMR fetish between the two of you. Take it offline. And then you remember the black eye incident too when Stephen Miller, Stephen Miller or Elon one of them.

them had a black eye when Katie Miller left. Elon did. And she left that role with Elon, took her very fertile uterus right out the door with her, ended up pregnant not too shortly after. The math is there. Now, here's the thing, Lauren, I know there's going to be someone watching. I know someone already left this comment. They already left it. They're going to go, why does this matter? Why does this matter, Keith? There's so many things to focus on. Why does this matter? I'm going to tell you why this matters.

This matters because these mother effers want to act like they're morally superior. They want to act like their way is the right way and that if not for them, society would fall apart. And we must listen to them and we must just take in their leadership because if we don't, society will fall apart and will collapse. And no, that is not the case. the fact of the matter is these people are freaks, there are weirdos, they should be nowhere near power, and all of these little stories to me are examples of all of that. And so sure, we know that Stephen Miller is essentially a Nazi and he is trying to do what he can to create a Nazification in America. But it's the fact that it's not only the policies, but it's the people

that it really does seep into their skin, everything that they're doing. And so I just want to like, so in defense of like all the trans people, the drag queens, gay people, immigrants. Immigrants, name an immigrant. Yeah, it just speaks to the rot within them. And now there's nothing wrong with having fun and being a 20 year old and do whatever. But I have a huge problem with it when there's hypocrisy. So yes. Here.

Is this life-changing news? No. Of course not. There's much more important things going on that we could talk about. But I actually think it's super important to magnify the absurdity. Because if you don't magnify the absurdity, they get away with the big stuff. And so we have to make sure that we understand who we're dealing with here, which are hypocrites, who are freaks and who want to do whatever they can to stay within power,

if that even means being with... Yeah. So, yeah, I'm here, here, Keith. I am with you on that. You know, I am loudly pro ho. I know you share those values. And this is not to, this is like... I'm pro ho.

We support hoes. Like, be a ho. It's a free choice. It's all about choice. If you want to be a ho, if you don't want to be a ho, it's your choice. However, this is not about ho shaming anyone.

This is about, Eric Swalwell, Steve Bannon, Stephen Little Bitch Miller, shaming. Because by all accounts, the evidence in the science shows us that these are deeply shitty humans. Deeply shitty humans responsible for the science. The science says it. And Katie Miller knows the thing or two about science because she was calling Fauci, Dr. Fauci, all pandemic, crying to him, not to her husband.

But all about evidence. Tell them that. Tell them that. Oh, yeah. It's just such a jerk. Okay, so like I just, I want everyone to know that these people are phony bolognies through and through because while she's peddling anti-science, anti-vax rhetoric, this bitch was 10 weeks pregnant during COVID and who was she calling crying in the night, Dr. Anthony Fauci.

And then she tried to dial it back after she said he belonged in prison, tried to dial it back and say, oh, well, you know, he was calling me and we're just calling. I don't know about you, Keith, but I'm not calling my colleagues crying at one in the morning, consoling, having them console me. That's not how that works. That is- No. The reason why that leads is because they released Fauci's diary.

Oh, yeah. So that's how we know about this. But I think we have something right here. She's just a shitty human. And like, Stephen Miller, like, people always ask me like, oh, what did Stephen Miller do to you? And I'm like, name an immigrant guys. Like, come on. Are we new here?

he's the man responsible for like pepper spraying kindergartners and those policies and ripping like abuela out of people's homes and putting them in internment camps and like getting off on that because Katie Miller pushes her little pro natalist white nationalist talking points and Stephen Miller is the architect of it all. So it's beautiful karma, Chrissy Noem's husband, big titty Brian. You know, they're all like it's all a farce. Everything that they stand for and like want to police. their home lives are falling to shit and it's really beautiful. The world has a way of working things out, you know? That is a great segue to what we have learned here about Lauren Bober.

Talk about, now listen, this is like, that's her son right there. He has experienced a lot of legal troubles. I believe we have the actual legal case here. You can bring up, but from what I understand, Lauren Bober, son has been in trouble with jail quite a bit. A lot of jail. And now if you look here, it says sexual exploitation with children. He's not being charged with.

Not an immigrant, not a trans person. No. Wow. Funny how that works out. Not a trans athlete. I'd imagine either. Son of a Republican congresswoman, as per usual. And is he white? He's white passing.

I mean, that looks white. I don't know. But I don't know. I don't want to get in trouble. Maybe. White passing. White passing. Maybe.

So, wow. He's not, he's not a, he's not a trans person, not an immigrant. You know, wow, funny how that works out. Crazy. So almost like it's all a bunch of bullshit. So, I mean, that, but that is like the story here is like, these people want to pretend like, they have, like, moral superiority. And, yeah.

Listen, the thing is, is like, everyone's, everyone's a little fucked up. You know what I mean? Everyone's a little fucked up a little bit. You know, I've been in therapy. Everyone's, everyone's got problems. Yeah. But no one's perfect. But Republicans want to legislate away, they just want to legislate away huge swath of people

because they perceive them as less than when it's just like, yo, yo, come on. What's going on with you? Child exploitation charges, you know, breaking and entering into vehicles, stealing wallets, money, ID, Social Security. Like, come on. Yeah. So. But you want to go after the gardeners, Stephen Miller. You want to go after the day laborers.

Like, come on. When these are the people that, like, power our economy and contribute greatly through culture and music and, like, everything. everything we have to that we enjoy we have immigrants to think for and then meanwhile it's always the people you'd most suspect every time it's always a republican white man pulling up with a to a campus we're graping kids in broad daylight always always the people you most suspect yeah and i'll say this if you're watching i like like moral superiority i will say this you're probably a best better person. You're probably a better person than Katie Miller. The bar is so low. The bars, the bar is low. But if you're watching this, go to bed at night with your head held high,

sleep, sleep even better than perhaps you would have before. Because one thing, one thing for life is, one thing in life is certain. You are better than Katie Miller and Lauren Bover. Mm-hmm. All of them. Oof. The roster from hell, truly. Lauren, how are you? How are you doing? What is going on? You know, we're good. It's hot as fuck in L.A. right now.

So we're just trying to survive. Yeah, you know, we're just doing our thing, trying to get my technology to work. But I'm finding a great deal of joy and watching terrible people suffer. I just feels nice because I have to consume a lot of this content all day. And it makes me really angry. And then it feels good. Does it break her brain a little?

You know, assuming it all, all this stuff. I wonder how it's affecting me. I actually don't know. It must be, right? It must be in some ways. I find myself like having like a ADHD like verbal tics where I'm like, we are Charlie Kirk. And then my friends are like, I'm actually worried about you. You got to like actually not do that. So I have been trying to work out more because like if we can sweat it out then like the evil demonic things that I have to consume kind of come out of me and I can just be tired at the end of the night or when all else fails, there's always weed. So shout out to weed for existing and getting us to hard times. Yeah, I'm sober. So I don't get that. I don't have

that. All I have you do your crossfit and your ice cream and crossfit, which kind of fight against each other. It's all a circle of life. Yeah, and Fortnite. I play Fortnite. Oh, we're playing Fortnite. Oh, we're playing Fortnite. Okay. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, baby. I get. a lot of battle royals. I'm pretty good. But I don't play. Do you know anything about Fortnite? I know that people play it. I worked at Twitch. I should know more about it. It's a single player game or? No, girl. No. No. It's a battle royale. It's one versus 100. One versus 99. Yeah. And then the, okay. I can't believe you're not. We should play some time. We should play sometime. What's your gamer name? I don't want to say. I don't want people to add me. I'm not ready for that. I'm not

ready for that experience. But I should play on stream sometime. You should. People would go I'm not terrible. You know what? It would open up a new audience because here's the thing about gaming. Gaming and adult content. A lot of people hate them. A lot of people say they don't consume either. Those are the two things that keep the lights on for the internet in terms of consumption. And there's a lot of crossover and habits because I worked at in gaming and in Playboy and adult. Not as talent, obviously. But like, I've seen the data. And I was like, wow, okay. This is where all the money is being spent.

And it's also recession proof. No matter how bad things get with Trump and the economy, people are always going to turn to one or the other, sometimes both. So it could be a really good way to bulkproof your career. I'm not that. I don't think anyone would watch me because I'm good. I'm not that good.

You don't have to be good. You just have to be clever. Yeah, I'm just, you know, I can hold my own. That's all. I can hold my eye on against the 12 minutes. Okay, per. What else are you doing these days? How's the drama with the water intrusion?

I'll dial in. Okay, well, we got it fixed. They were so pissed. I called three. So for those who don't know, my, my, my, my ceiling started leaking water on Friday. And it was just, it was not, it was not like dripping. It was like pouring water. And so we called 311.

and my the building here, I don't own my apartment. Okay, I'm a renter. And the building management here got very upset that I did that. They couldn't believe. I was like, I was like, I'm sorry. I want a record of this. I'm not, I'm not one to mess with. I know how building management can be in New York City.

Uh-uh. We are. And so, yes. And so they fixed it the next day and they, I don't have to do some repairs in the bathroom. It's honestly not fun, but it could be much worse. And so there's, so that's fine, I guess. That's fine. And I'm excited because I'm going to be going to Miami in a month for a very long time.

So I get the hell out of New York for a while. Miami, Keith. Yeah, it's going to be the Miami experience. You should come down and visit. I love Miami. I love Florida. Honestly, for all of it's. Honestly, it's a shame.

It's a Republican state because it's kind of fun. Miami's fun. Yeah, I've had a lot of fun in Miami. I went to college in Tampa. So Miami was like our Vegas. I spent a lot of time there. But great place. Well, thanks for coming on and hanging out.

And I love hanging out with you. Honestly, I just- Always available. I love being out of you. I love being out of you. Match. We can come on. I got a lot of sunglasses.

I'm sure you do too. We can coordinate you. I actually only have three pairs. But I've never worn this one on, on the channel before. So it's new to them. Here's the thing about sunglasses. And I'll leave you all with this. It's the one accessory that will age you if it's dated.

So if you have a sunglasses, that's like, you know, something like the wayfair, ray bands of last year or something, it will make you overall look dated and out of touch if you don't keep them updated. Wait, I'm not. Are mine okay? Yeah, yours are great. Okay, I'm not dating myself. No, and I don't want to like encourage consumerism, but it's just a fun tidbit about

styling. And I know you appreciate it. We don't mind capitalism. We want to regulate the shit out of it. But we don't mind it. Yeah. At least I don't. I don't.

Yeah. We do you want to regulate the shit out of the capitalists. I want to regulate the shit out of Katie Miller's uterus. Just kidding. Whoa. I don't want to think about that. I just want to close the door, Katie Miller. Stop making more humans.

Please. I call it spawning. Stop spawning. Greeting. Yes. We don't need that. Yeah. We don't need that.

We don't need. All right, Lauren, your stuff is linked below. Please subscribe to Lauren. She's a badass. She is a one person, one person show, like band. She does it all and she's crushing it. So please do subscribe. And I hope to see you soon with more salacious news.

Can't wait. Ciao now.