The Keith Edwards Show - Holy sh*t… he lost it in the Oval Office

Episode Date: August 27, 2026

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Hello, Donald Trump just made an insane announcement. He literally brought in every single reporter who covers the White House for this announcement. What is the announcement? Well, Donald Trump threatened it yesterday. Now he's made it true. Donald Trump has changed the name of Lake Ontario to Lake America. Here he is yesterday on TikTok threatening this. So this is Lake.

Ontario in Canada and in the United States. But we're going to make a little change. We're going to call it something different than Lake Ontario. We're going to call it Lake America. And all it takes is a good pen and some intelligence. So Lake Ontario, that's gone. Lake. Also, how orange does he look?

Is it more orange than normal? That's just like, that truly is orange. it's an so now we have a lake and now we have a golf well he literally did that today through an executive order and here that is and finally uh guess the purpose of this more than anything else is we're going to be changing the name of lake ontario effective immediately to lake america That's going to take place right now as I signed the order. Do you have anything to say about it, Ben? Yes, sir.

So this is a straightforward but important executive order. It directs Secretary Bergam at the Department of the Interior to update the geographic names information service to reflect that the lake once known as Lake Ontario will, from the state forward, be known as Lake America. This is a lake that has most of its volume in the United States, the deepest parts of the lakes sit in the United States territory. So this will reflect that this is an American lake. Thank you. Okay. Yeah, very much.

You really can't make up this insanity, can you? Now, he's also threatening to change the name of either the Atlantic or the Pacific. The lake change, a lake of America, was something I've been thinking about for a long time, actually. As you know, we took something called the go. of Mexico, we change it, and now it's very routinely the Gulf of America. So if you think about it, we have a Gulf and we have a lake. Now all we need is an ocean. So maybe we'll have to change the name of the Atlantic and or the Pacific. Maybe we'll change them both. I just want to point, like, I'm wondering, like, are, like, who's going to go along with this insanity? Now, they actually

did on Google Maps and in Apple Maps, they renamed the Gulf of Mexico to the Gulf of America, as you can see here. Are they going to do the same thing with Lake Ontario? I hope not. Now, this is always a beautiful symbol about how not only do we share a lake, but we share, we share a purpose. We're friends and not enemies. And they're. And they're success is our success and vice versa. And so for him to do this is just so, it's just so, it's just so needless and stupid. But you know, one of the reasons why he does this sort of thing is because he can't do anything else. He's got to rename stuff. That's what he's always been good at, putting his name on shit. He's not really a builder. He's a logo slapper. He's been doing

that his whole career. And so sure, you're going to rename a, lake, but that's because he's not able to actually get any laws passed. He can destroy things. He can tear down allegedly. He's considering tearing down the Kennedy Center. But he really is not a builder. He isn't create. He just destroys or renames. And someone said here, look, if you don't find it effing hilarious watching a dying 80-year-old at pedophile rapist wearing four pounds of bronzer drawing Lake America over Lake Ontario like it's some kind of genius geopolitical flex while barely able to speak, I can't help you. Someone else wrote, Donald Trump, panicking after news hit that Mark Carney is now the leader

of the free world. That's beautiful. Let's put it up on the refrigerator honey. Tommy Vitor from Potsave said this childish bullshit only makes it easier for Mark Carney to fight Trump and whether the economic hardship that will come from a prolonged trade war, stupid and counterproductive from the White House per usual. Yeah. Do you think this is going to make Canadians feel like upset or emboldened to do whatever they can

to bring down Donald Trump in America? Someone else wrote, It would be nice to live in a country that didn't actively try to be this dumb. Unfortunately, we don't live in that country. Someone else wrote here, the Democrats, he has a plan to rename Lake Ontario, kind of making my point here,

doesn't have a plan to end the war in Iran, make gas cheaper, or release the Epstein files. And for what it's worth, these people are not very bright because they posted this photo of an eagle, what appeared to be, winning a fight over Canada goose, only one problem that this fight is actually very real. This did happen.

A photographer captured it. Only, it was the Canada goose who prevailed. It was like boxers in a ring. It's very symbolic in the political context. People will interpret it like boxers for each of the two countries, but that's for each person to interpret. We saw a bald eagle coming in. From then on, it was a 20-minute fight.

The eagle kept repeatedly attacking, and the goose was hissing and pecking as best it could, defending itself. There were pauses. Each of them seemed to have been catching their breath or deciding what the next move would be. There was round one, round two, round three, and so on. And all the rounds had everything in it.

Like in boxing, the contestants were getting more and more tired. And there were times when it seemed hopeless for the goose and the goose was under the eagle. I thought it was over. However, it was very, very impressive. The goose fought back and came out of that and survived the day. And the eagle flew away. Leaving the... That's not a metaphor.

For all of this shit, I don't know what is. It's a perfect metaphor And it's just incredible That these idiots in the White House Decided to post it But it makes sense Because these people are not bright They're not thinking very far ahead, are they?

We're going to keep following this And all this insanity If you want to follow along with us Please you hit like, subscribe And I will see you in the next video. Bye