The Keith Edwards Show - Holy Sh*t It's Actually Happening.

Starting point is 00:00:00 Jaddy Vance and Marco Rubio had big boy meetings today with leaders from Denmark because Donald Trump, the big baby, decided that he wants Greenland. He wants the biggest island of the world. I think that's probably the only reason why he wants it because it's the biggest. Well, Greenland and Marco Rubio and J.D. Vance met and the meeting went probably as you would expect. Donald Trump in the White House kicked off today with this delegation meeting in the most responsible way possible. The White House tweeted this AI. Slap said which way Greenland man. And there it is. They said like basically there's only two choices before them, be with America or be with China and Russia. And in many respects, it's kind of all three the same, sad to say. Very sad to say. It's also very sad. Like, remember the White House? You see a place that we could be proud of and shared information that was relevant to the American people and wasn't a shit poster. I missed those days. Those days, like, Like literally a year ago.

Starting point is 00:01:04 Now, Donald Trump also posted early this morning at 630 AM. The United States needs Greenland for the purpose of national security. It is vital for the Golden Dome that we are building. What? What? I think I missed that point in the plot. Golden Dome? Oh, that's right.

Starting point is 00:01:22 The Iron Dome. He wants an Iron Dome, but a Golden Dome. God, everything is so stupid. Everything is so stupid and dangerous and deadly and stupid and I hate it. NATO should be leading the world. way for us to get it if we don't Russia or China will and that is not going to happen militarily without the vast power of the United States much of which I built during my first term and I'm now bringing to a now even higher level NATO would not be an effective force or deterrent not even

Starting point is 00:01:49 close they know that and so do I NATO becomes far more formidable and effective with Greenland in the hands of the United States anything less than that is unacceptable thank you for your attention to this matter piece of shit dementia patient Donald Trump. Well, after their big boy meeting, which I'll tell you about in just a moment, this is the Danish Minister of Foreign Affairs smoking. I can't tell if this is like a satisfactory type of smoke or if this is a stressed out smoke or if this is like I fucking whoop their ass sort of smoke. Regardless, I do think this image is very relevant and I think we will be looking back on it. Now, Donald Trump has literally said he keeps saying it that he wants Greenland.

Starting point is 00:02:35 We need Greenland. We do not. We absolutely don't. What we need is health care. What we need is ice out of the streets. What we need is for an American government that works for us and not the billionaires. We don't need greenland. We certainly don't need to spend $100,000 per person to acquire it, which is one thing that he's proposed.

Starting point is 00:02:53 It's so absurd. There are so many things we could do to help this country. Not one of them is. Acquire Greenland. We do not need it. But Maga seems to think we do posting stupid. I can't believe they finally opened a target here. My new snowmobile is parked right over there. This place is amazing. I can't believe. I didn't know that had sound. I hate this. Greenland is already a self-governing

Starting point is 00:03:18 territory with political freedoms. Full political, economic and judicial freedom would only come through independence, full show a majority of support independence while most opposed becoming part of the US. Yeah, why would you want to become a part of this fascist country where we don't even have health care, where our own government treats us as enemies? I think you're better off independent. Now, it's looking like that's what's going to be for now because a top Danish official said Wednesday that a fundamental disagreement over Greenland remains. Yeah, that's a nice way of putting it. God, that is so judicious. A fundamental disagreement.

Starting point is 00:03:51 In other words, they want us and we don't want them. Anyways, a fundamental disagreement over Greenland remains with President Donald Trump. after a highly anticipated talks in Washington with Vice President J.D. Vans and Secretary of State, Marker Rubio. The two sides, however, agreed to create a working group to discuss ways to work through differences. God, that's such a mid-management way to handle this. Let's just have more meetings. Quote, the group in our view, should focus on how to address the American security concerns while at the same time respecting the red lines of the Kingdom of Denmark. The Danish foreign minister Lars Loki Rosemusen told reporters after joining Greenland's foreign minister Vivian Mutzfeld for the talks.

Starting point is 00:04:31 Trump is trying to make the case that NATO should help the U.S. acquire the world's largest island and says anything less than it. Being under American control is unacceptable. Denmark has announced plans to boost the country's military presence in the Arctic and North Atlantic as Trump tries to justify his calls for U.S. takeover of the vast territory by repeatedly claiming that China and Russia have their design. on Greenland. They do not. The White House is a pussy and did not respond to this article. Here's a bit more background on what happened. Last year to make a point about this, notably, Vicki, he traveled to a U.S. military base on the island, and that's really at the crux of all of this. The Greenlanders and the Danes say the U.S. already has a presence in Greenland. They're welcome to see it expand, but they don't want

Starting point is 00:05:16 to sell and they don't want to be part of the United States. So that price tag that you mentioned, the $700 billion estimate, is a high figure. and one that could potentially go higher, as anyone familiar with real estate knows, your number's got to go up if you're trying to buy something that the other party's not interested in selling. That is a very fair point, Garrett. How is this reality? Someone responded to the White House saying, has there ever been a dumber pretense?

Starting point is 00:05:43 Greenland is NATO territory. If you're worried about Russia or China, all it takes is to come out and say, touch Greenland and there will be nukes headed your way absurd. Yeah, we, like, I don't even want to like pretend like the premise is true, because it's not true. None of this is true. It's all made up. This is a toddler dementia patient fixating on something. He's hyper-fixated on something that he suddenly wants like Greenland or the Nobel Peace Prize or wherever the fuck it is. And because he is the most powerful person in the world, everyone has to talk about the thing he wants to talk about. And we all have to debate something so

Starting point is 00:06:20 stupid and so acidine and so obvious. I can't, I'm like, it's been 10 years of this shit. 10 years. All right, Rick Wilson does think we're going to go to war over Greenland. Stupider things have happened. The war on Greenland is coming and the consequences will be catastrophic for America. Around the world, the military leadership of the nation must resign if Trump insists on invasion of a NATO ally. I don't, I don't even know. I don't even know. Should the military resign? No. I feel like they just shouldn't obey the order, but they cannot resign because we need people in there that have given an oath to the Constitution and respect the oath and don't think they're loyal to Trump. They are loyal to the Constitution. I don't know. I think we need the military

Starting point is 00:07:04 leaders here. No, you can't have Greenland. You haven't finished your Venezuela yet. That's pretty funny. All right. Well, Denmark is catching on because we are now getting reporting that they're increasing their military presence in Greenland. Oh, my God. If we go to war with Greenland, I'm... Denmark is boosting its military presence in and around Greenland as part of expanded. NATO military exercises the country's defense ministry announced Wednesday, I made President Trump's escalating rhetoric. The Danish Defense Ministry said aircraft, naval vessels, and soldiers will be deployed

Starting point is 00:07:40 in Greenland, including from NATO allies. The forces will guard critical installations, assist local authorities, and prepare for additional allied troops. Holy shit. The Danish military ministry noted that it strengthened its presence in and around Greenland last summer as well as with the assistance of Germany, France, Sweden, and Norway. And of course, the expanded military presence comes as Trump is being a little whiny bitch saying, I want that. I want that. No, my, mine. It's big. I want it.

Starting point is 00:08:08 All right. Well, everything's dumb and stupid and it's probably only going to get worse. I'll see you soon.

The Keith Edwards Show - Holy Sh*t It's Actually Happening.

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