The Keith Edwards Show - Holy Sh*t! Trump Is Giving Up

Episode Date: January 29, 2026

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Uh-oh, Grandpa's loose. Grandpa's loose. Breaking news. Grandpa's loose. He is doing one of his weird cabinet meetings. And first off, he looks awful. He looks awful. I'm going to say it.

I'm going to say it. That is not a man long for this world. That is not a man who is on the up and up. Good. Good. Hope. Hope. You know, I just don't.

want to point this out too i i shared i shared this a thumbnail yesterday what the hell is wrong with christianome where does it wrong with her maybe it'd be an easier question to answer what is right with her because nothing what is wrong with her everything but there is something deeply disturbing about this photo okay let's get into this grandpa is out he is out talking nonsense and he said this about Venezuela. Let's go. And I just spoke to the president of Venezuela informed her that we're going to be opening up all commercial airspace over Venezuela. American citizens will be very shortly able to go to Venezuela and they'll be safe there. It's under very strong control and the people.

Very strong control. Do you want to go to Venezuela? No offense. No offense to anyone. from there, I don't want to go to Venezuela. It's like, is you going to tell us pretty soon we can go to Russia? I'd rather go to France, quite frankly. I'd rather go to Germany or Italy or any other country where this man has made it so that our allies have become our enemies. I don't want to go to Venezuela. I'm sure it's a nice place, but I don't know if it's that safe.

Formerly of Venezuela, some want to go back, and some want to go back to visit, and they're going to be able to do that. so. All right. And as this was happening, Bitcoin was falling, baby. Look at that crash. Look at that crash. Bitcoin, not quite sure, like the usefulness of it.

It's really just a store of wealth. But it is also, as Aaron Rupar says here, a Trump vibes index and the vibes are not good. It's down 28% in six months. I don't pretend to know if Bitcoin is going to be. useful in the future, but it does seem to be a sign that when Donald Trump's not doing well, Bitcoin does poorly too. Donald Trump also admitted that he has been pressuring the, again, like Venezuela, France, Venezuela, France. And he is pressuring the president of France.

I spoke with Macron. He was the first one. He was not at that time wearing sunglasses. And he said, no, no, Donald, I will not do this. I will not. I won't even consider you. You're asking me to double the prices. I said, you have no choice. You have to do it because you guys have been ripping us off. In other words, the whole world, we've been subsidizing the whole world on drug costs.

That's why. They were $10 and would be at $130 as an example. There were many examples. I could give you examples even worse. He said, no, no, no, I will not do that. And I said, yes, you will 100 percent. You'll do it. I said, no, I won't do that, Donald.

You're asking me to double the cost of our prescription. We will not do that. But look, you've been ripping us off now for decades. We're not going to do it anymore. You can do it under Biden and Obama and other people. You're not going to do it under us. We won't do it. I said, well, if you don't do it, I'm going to charge you a 25% tariff on all of your wine,

champagne and everything else you sell into the United States. He said, like I said, I will do it. Do you believe that? that is a conversation that did not happen. That is the first time those words have ever been spoken because that is a conversation that did not happen. Donald Trump also admitted, I don't understand why he keeps telling the story.

I think it's a symptom of dementia where you repeat the same story over and over again, but he has told the story about three times. I'm just going to play a little bit. You know, to justify it because they couldn't justify it. I said, how come in London, I can buy some. something for $10. And in New York, I have to pay $130. And they go, well, you know, it's research and development. I said, yeah, but you have research and development from them. Made in the same factory, made in everything. This is where my friend, who's very successful, I told you,

seriously overweight person, he takes the fat, the fat pill or the fat shot. And he was in London and he said, cost $87 there, cost $1,300 in New York. What's going on? You call me up. And I mean, I knew that, but he put it in a very blunt way. I've known him a long time. He's a crude individual. He is the president of the United States. Can we just slow this down for a second? Can we slow this down for a second? This is a very important individual, supposedly. And this is what he's spending his time talking about to the American people. I know everything is insane. I know that nothing matters anymore. And I know that Donald Trump has made it so that we don't have any expectations of our leaders to actually, I don't know,

lead, be people we aspire to, be people that we want our children to look up to. But this is what you're going to, like you are talking to the country. And this is what you're talking about. Is anyone else offended? I'm offended. You're hired to do a job. You're talking about a fat drug like that, that it doesn't work? Over and over again? Am I losing my mind? Am I losing my mind?

He also complained about the fact that he falls asleep. Positive impact on health care. So with that, we are going to ask a couple of people to say a few words, and we're not going to go through the whole table, because the last time we had a press conference, it lasted for three hours. and some people said he closed his eyes look it got pretty boring

I love these people I love these people but there's a lot of people it was a little bit at the boring side but I didn't sleep I just closed them because I wanted to get the hell out of here some of them I didn't sleep by the way I don't sleep much

but you know it's funny Not, we, on the show a couple weeks ago, we had an expert who explained that not sleeping regularly at night is actually a sound of dementia. So he's kind of admitting that he has dementia symptoms. Some of them got me in a blink, you know, when you go like, and they took me as at the close segment of my cycle. And he said, he's sleeping. And besides that, Marco, between these two guys, if I was sleeping, they'd be waking me on first of all. No, he was sleeping. We all saw it.

We all saw it. I'm not sleeping. That person was a domestic terrorist. She was trying to... Renee Good, was trying to run them. Like, they're just, they just lie. They blatantly lie. They blatantly lie.

All right. And then here is Howard Lutnik, who we call Nutlick on the show, because he loves to lick Donald Trump's nuts in front of everyone. Talk about what would you say how in terms of how we're doing generally speaking great business man Very successful guy. He's doing a really good job. What would you say? Well, no one before you walked in the door no one thought our economy could grow 2% Fourth quarter with the shutdown five and a half percent and that means the first quarter you could see the United States of America with its 30 trillion dollar economy grow in the 6% range. And no one thought that was possible.

It's a very, it's a very expert technique, the way that he's straddled the balls while still having them in his mouth. Howard, not like really is the best at what he does, which is licking Donald Trump's nasty ass scrotum. All right. They also said that there's a health care bill that doesn't exist. Mr. President, I'm not going to let you listen to RFK Jr's voice. Actually, will I, yeah. Mr. President, we're in the process of implementing your great health care bill, which is going to increase affordability drive down.

There's no health care bill. That's a lie. They've never passed a health care bill. That is a lie. What he just said was a lie. That never happened. Crazy. Crazy.

Okay. And then Donald Trump is. admit it here that he's leaving office one way or another. And you better have your plan built because in two years from now, before I leave office, be a sad day for a sad day for me. But before I leave, every one of these plants better be built because you're going to be paying 300% tariffs and they're all building their little heart sound. I spoke with it.

There you go. This is Donald Trump. This is grandpa. This is we just. One day, one day we'll have a president, I don't know, that doesn't collect Social Security. Maybe. That'd be nice, wouldn't it? I look forward to that day.

It's not today. Bye.