The Keith Edwards Show - It's All Crashing

Episode Date: March 28, 2026

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Hey, do you remember when Pam Bondi said this? The Dow, the Dow right now is over, the Dow is over $50,000. I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader, as I hear Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000. Oh, wouldn't we love to go back to that moment because the Dow, the Dow, the Dow is falling. it's all crashing down.

Why? Well, I'm going to call it the pedophile tax. We are all paying the pedophile tax because Donald Trump has insisted on creating a distraction, which is what their war in Iran is. It's a distraction from the fact that Donald Trump is in the Epstein files. This woman right here refuses to release them is actually actively covering the whole thing up. And so we're here stuck paying the pedophile tax. That's why gas is more expensive.

That's why the economy is literally collapsing at this moment. Look at this. I think I learned in economy class that red is bad. Red's not good. Red means losing money. So this is the pedophile tax that we're all paying because our government would rather protect pedophiles, fight an unnecessary war, spend just $2 billion a day to kill civilians in the Middle East rather

than help us. So yeah, we're paying the pedophile attacks and Donald Trump knows that it's not working. In fact, what's happening now is MAGA is actively turning against him. And here's how the president's acting as it's all happening. I mean, I wish I were good at graphics because I would put this, I would put him dancing like that over this. Now, Donald Trump might be losing. The Republicans might be in the middle of a civil war. The economy may be crashing. I guess the one silver lining in all of this is Democrats have a very, very high chance of flipping the Senate. Because here, look at this. North Carolina, Red State, represented by a Republican, 81% chance to flip Maine, 74% chance to flip.

Baby, how are you feeling about Alaska? Alaska. Last I checked, Alaska not really known for being a progressive bastion. And yet, 52% chance that we could flip it. I mean, this is great. Georgia, 82% chance. Michigan, 82% chance. Ohio, flip. 54% chance.

Texas, okay, Texas, all right. All right, they're holding on. They got a 54% chance of keeping that. This is all Polly Market, by the way. So this is a direct result of Donald Trump's governance. Because why? When Republicans actually have to govern things get destroyed. Republicans don't actually create.

They just destroy it. Now, there's a meme of, it says, to Jerome Powell after spending eight years rebuilding the economy only for Trump to mess it up in eight minutes. They took it. That was today. Today!

And Joe Rogan's getting in on it too. He had this to say about MAGA. The phrase, Make America Great Again. I don't care. But if that phrase sucks, here's the thing. Like, first of all, America is great. Make America greater, I'm down.

But make America great again and then it becomes a movement of a bunch of fucking dorks because a lot of them are dorks a lot of them these really weird fucking uninteresting unintelligent people that have got something they cling to and yet and there's a lot of people that are just real genuine patriots and they're all lumped into this one group and you got to accept the dorks too fuck that you know the phrase make america great again i don't care then fine that phrase sucks here's the thing like first of all america judey vans responded but to Joe Rogan by saying this. Joe says Magus full of dorks.

What do you think? You consider yourself a dork. It's Magus of dorks. I would, I, I, I, I think we have many, many fewer dorks than the far left, but everybody's got some dorks. Is maga full of dorks? Ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma.

This is magas full of dorks, what do you think? You consider yourself a dork? It's maggas. Mop, mop, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, ma, of course not. Can't write it. All right, let's get into this stock market news. I am not an economist, but I can read the Wall Street Journal. I believe what they're about to tell us is this is bad.

This is bad. Stock market today, not good. That's what the headline could say. All right, U.S. stocks fell sharply again after Thursday's sell-off, putting the Dow Jones Industrial Average in a correction more than 10% off its February high. The S&P 500, meanwhile, is on track for its worst monthly performance since 2022. The latest declines come as the Trump administration suggests it's gearing up for a longer confrontation in the Middle East. Trump has given Iran a 10-day extension until April 6th to reopen the straits or commercial shipping or face strikes on the country's energy infrastructure.

The Pentagon is also weighing, sending additional 10,000 ground troops and armored vehicles. Oil prices have resumed their climb with front month Brent futures closing 4%. higher at $11, 112.57 cents a barrel, and U.S. crude rising to $99. So, in other words, everything's more expensive. I'm going to keep calling this, the pedophile tax. Now, Donald Trump was asked about this, and he ran away. Because the country sent them out. When they saw open borders, every country throughout the world, they sent them into a country.

And we don't want that, and that's what it's all about. Thank you. Iran, sir. ran right away. On Iran, they are being decimated. Yeah, this man is in over his head. He is pissed off. He is pissed off.

On Iran, they are being decimated. They are talking, we are talking now. They want to make a deal. Very simply, our military... They want to make a deal interesting. This was released by Iran. Does this look like a country ready to make a deal? Anyway, you get the point. They're goading them on. They're not scared. They are, it looks like they are ready and willing to extend this for as long as possible. They're not decimated. The

straight is closed. And if we really did win, wouldn't the straight of Hmoos be open? Wouldn't it? If the war had been won, would the stock market be crashing? Doesn't make sense to me. If it doesn't make sense, then something's not right. And something's not right. And someone's probably lying. Thanks for watching. If you like the video, please hit like.

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