The Keith Edwards Show - Kristi Noem’s Makeover Just Broke The Internet

Episode Date: January 9, 2026

Keith Edwards covers the viral internet roast of Kristi Noem today, breaking down the wave of ruthless memes and speculation targeting the DHS Secretary's drastically strange appearance.Become a M...ember: https://www.youtube.com/@keithedwards/joinSubscribe to my Substack: http://keithedwards.substack.comBuy a Democracy Hat: https://keithsdebateclub.com/products/democracy-hatCall me and ask a question or leave a comment: ‪(202) 810-4379‬Follow me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thekeithedwardsshow/Follow me on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/keithedwards.bsky.socialFollow me on Threads: https://www.threads.net/@keithedwardsFollow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/keithedwards/Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@keithedwardsFollow me on X: http://twitter.com/keithedwards

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Starting point is 00:00:00 There is something wrong with Christy Noem. Now, I know that we know that there is something spiritually and morally wrong with that woman. But the internet has exploded not only with clips of her talking out of turn, truly just lying. Lying to all of us, lying to her faces, lying about the things that you and I saw with her own eyes. She's lying to herself, what she's doing to her face. Because this image of Kirstenome, I always say Kirstie Kirstie. It's Chrissy Hone. Christenome is going viral and good because these people aren't just ugly on the inside.
Starting point is 00:00:36 I actually believe the ugliness seeps out of their pores and it starts to shape the way that they appear. And she's not the only one. Randy Fine is going viral today for this disgusting thing that he said earlier. I mean, if this isn't, I mean, this is truly frightening. These ice agents, the left believes they can do anything they want and we're just supposed to sit down and take it. It's time for Americans to say enough. And if you get in the way of the government repelling a foreign invasion, you're going to end up just like that lady did yesterday. All right, Florida Congressman Randy Fine.
Starting point is 00:01:18 Great to see you this morning. All right. Congressman Randy Fine saying that it's okay to murder American citizens who are just driving away from ICE officers. Great. Great time to be an American. By the way, this is what a, this is what Randy Fine looks like. It's always guys who look like this. It's always guys that look like this. They want to act big because, well, I'm not trying to shame anyone's body. I'm just saying maybe you get your own house in order before you start threatening other people. Now, as I said, Christy Noem is going viral for, actually, I've got to be honest, the reason why she's going viral is because of me. It's because of me.
Starting point is 00:02:00 Aeson, who works for Midas touch yesterday, posted this interview where she threatens Governor Newsom. I mean, there's so much crazy stuff happening that this didn't even really get much for us, but she said to Governor Newsom, we're going to come to you and we're going to arrest every single individual that has ties to the kind of stealing a taxpayer guy. Basically, they're trying to do Minneapolis part two in California. But I focus on the thing that really matter. What the fuck is going to?
Starting point is 00:02:29 on here? What is going on here? What is going on here? I simply said to that, bro, skull emoji. I mean, bro, I'm dying. And it has almost a million views. It has almost a million views. 940,000 views here. Now, this is what she used to look like. This is what she used to look like. Those are completely different individuals. That is a whole new person. That is a whole new person. Yes Now someone said Someone said this is where it's heading And
Starting point is 00:03:04 Yeah Yeah In fact She's halfway there She's halfway there God that's so intense The eyebrows Someone said
Starting point is 00:03:14 Spending thousands to look like you're allergic to bees Is crazy Someone said If I catch you sneak into this country I'll do your eyebrows Truly How does this happen How does this happen?
Starting point is 00:03:27 And she, I'm saying, I'm saying, when you don't have gay people in your life cause an effect, cause it. This is, the people in her life hate her. They let her go out into the world looking like this. Someone else said, they should deport Christy Noem's Botox person. I completely agree. And just deport yourself while you're at it. Ron said, I do not understand why they do this to themselves.
Starting point is 00:03:53 Someone says they can't face themselves, Ron. Now they don't have to. Yeah. I guess if you can't look at yourself in the mirror, the best thing you can do is to not have to look at yourself in the mirror. Just change your entire face. This used to be, this is perfectly acceptable. I do not know what makes a, is a form of delusion. It is a form of delusion.
Starting point is 00:04:13 All right. Now, Christy Noam did a press conference today where she lied again to us. Just lying, straight up lying. But again, I guess it makes sense to lie, like, of course someone who can lie to everyone else. chooses to lie to themselves. What do you mean in contrast? What happened in? Because of the protesters and the violent criminals that were attacking our law enforcement. If you remember in that operation, what happened was our officers were out trying to get a car stuck out of the snow when they were surrounded and assaulted and blocked in.
Starting point is 00:04:47 It was 40 degrees that day yesterday in Minneapolis. The snow was melting. How, why, that's a lie. There's, there snow was melting. It was not stuck in the snow. By protesters that were inciting. He did follow his training because of an individual that was, this is an experienced officer who followed his training. And we will continue to let the investigation unfold into the individual and continue to follow the procedures and policies that happen in these use of force cases.
Starting point is 00:05:23 But let's remember the events that surrounded what happened yesterday on that tragic situation, was that these individuals, had followed our officers all day, had harassed them, had blocked them in. They were impeding our law enforcement operations, which is against the law. And when they demanded and commanded her to get out of her vehicle several times, she No, no, no, no, if you watch that video back, you can see that she's actually getting, she was getting mixed signals from those ice agents. So one was telling get out of the car, one was telling her to leave.
Starting point is 00:05:54 And if you watch that video back, you will see that car, she let ice go. by. She waved ice by. Is that someone who was a danger to anyone? Did not. So we'll continue to allow this process to unfold and recognize that these law enforcement officers every single day put their lives on the line. They go out and do their jobs. They got in this was an act of domestic terrorism, which is perpetuating these policies and procedures that follow a use of force situation like this are continuing to be put in place. So this is standard operating procedure after every use of force situation is that we follow these procedures and protocols. Absolutely absurd. Absurd. Now, she was asked about the background of
Starting point is 00:06:43 the officer and they're hiding this person. They are, they are protecting the person who killed Renee Good. Can you talk a little bit about the experience of the officer in some of his background? How much training did he have? How much training in these types of situations that you have? Even if he's from the region. I'm not going to get specific to this officer, but he's an experienced officer that has served a number of years. And we recognize that he acted according to his training. And we have expected all the policies and procedures of review will be exactly that he acted appropriately to perfect his life and the life of his colleagues and fellow law enforcement officers that were there in people that were surrounding.
Starting point is 00:07:27 So what they're essentially saying, What they're essentially saying is that they are saying that they want ICE to have a license to kill. That's basically what they're saying. They're saying that your life doesn't matter and that ICE could do nothing wrong. And the appropriate response to a 37-year-old woman trying to leave the scene from which she had, she was not, she was not, had nothing to do with immigration. Her life is meaningless. and ICE officers are allowed to take your life if they deem you unwilling to listen to them.
Starting point is 00:08:06 Because she was not harming anyone. You saw the video. You saw the video. That's where this is heading. They want police officers, ICE agents, and any other person that holds a gun to know that if you are defending this administration's lives, they will protect you. If you kill someone in the act of defending this administration. administrations lies, they'll support you. They won't support the people who are actually
Starting point is 00:08:33 defending the Constitution.

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