The Keith Edwards Show - Laura Loomer Tried Attacking Me...

Episode Date: February 10, 2026

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I did it. I did it. I defeated the MAGA final boss. Laura Loomer on the internet last night. Laura Lumer made a mistake. She made a mistake. She came into my replies. She came into my replies. And I had to say, you go into my replies and you're going to get what's coming to you. And she got what was coming to her. And it went super viral. And I'm kind of on a tear. I'm just trying to, I'm trying to put in the rep. I'm trying to put in the reps because in order to, I personally believe in order to beat these people, sometimes I know Michelle Obama was like, when they go low, we go high. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Uh-uh. Michelle, not in 2026. When they go to, when they go low, we're bringing them down to hell. And it's warm down here. Laura. And I'm on a tear because I also was on, I did Pierce Morgan for the first time. I'll link below the episode. And it was my first time doing it. And,

this woman, Emily Austin, who started Hot Girls for Cuomo and is a big Zionist, right-wing maga person. She went viral last, the Grammys because she didn't stand up. She didn't stand up when Billy Ilish was talking about ice. And she considered that to be some sort of huge protest. She also wore an American flag purse to the Grammys, as if it was some sort of brave statement. And here's what I had to say to her. Emily, I have to applaud you. I'm so impressed by your bravery wearing an American flag purse at the Grammys. I salute you. It's Rosa Parks, MLK Jr. and Emily Austin, the civil rights leaders of our time. I can't believe you're able to survive that. Secondly, I don't know if you're being sarcastic or not, but thank you.

You're welcome. No, I'm very serious. It's a serious thing you put yourself through. She didn't know. She didn't know if I was being sarcastic. God bless her. God bless her. I think life would be so much easier if I were just a little bit dumber. I posted this on my Instagram. By the way, follow me on Instagram at Keith Edwards. DaFuck. Why are you not, if you're on Instagram, why don't you follow me? Okay. And dude, how the fuck did you not? Did you do that without pissing yourself? She's a carbon copy of all half-wit Emily's. this effing killed me born in Brooklyn

raised in Marlago so anyway that was just the start that was just the start it got me I had a taste of it I had a taste of it and I needed more I needed more now

oh I just wanted to show you this Donald Trump is seen here without makeup terrifying and I think relevant for this video because what MAGA does is they're all appearances they're all appearances it's the king

the king leads the way the rest follow Donald Trump is not I don't think he's an attractive guy I don't think he's ever been attractive guy I think when he was younger he was still gross but over time it's gotten really bad and the orange

makeup is crazy it's crazy that he wears that orange makeup I think personally he looks a little better without it if I'm being honest doesn't look like an insane person but that's what Maga does. They can't be satisfied with how they are.

They got to change themselves to fit a certain mold. And Laura Lumer, Laura Lumer's one of the biggest violators of this. Oh, my God. So she posted this. She posted this yesterday just before the Super Bowl saying goodbye, Jet Black Hair. It was fun. It was fun. Now, I don't know who that is.

That is not Laura Lumer. That is Laura Lumer. Let's just go back to that. Laura Lumer. No. Laura Lumer. That's Laura Lumer. That is not Laura Lumer.

That is Laura Lumer. That's what Laura Lumer used to look like. Here's a little bit more. She has changed a lot. Now, this is an approximation of what Laura Lumer looks like through about 10,000 filters and AI programs. Folks said things like this. how many gallons of water were wasted to make this image.

Someone else said, the compute power needed to AI edit her photo. Someone shared this old meme saying, A lady at the airport brought her own personal tube of mayonnaise. I've yassified her to maintain Eminemite for, but she's my hero. And that's very what they're basically saying is that's similar to what Laura Limer looks like. Someone else said,

not to body shame, but you paid so much money for this. Someone else said, this is why you can't purchase RAM anymore. LMAO, girl, that is not what you look like. Now, I took it a step further and I said this. I said, imagine applying a thousand filters just to look mid. Like, truly, truly. It's not like she looks like a model.

She just looks like, you know, girl next door. next door. Now, Laura didn't like that. Laura didn't like that. She replied. She replied and said the following. Laura Lumer replied to me and said, imagine being such an insecure man. You have to harass a happily engaged woman online on a Sunday. Hard emoji with a smile. I love my new hair and my makeup so many haters. The only man who I need to look good for is the one who put a rock in my finger. And that isn't you. Strong statement from Laura Lumer. Strong statement. Had no idea she was engaged. I am, I gives me hope, honestly.

If she can find someone, maybe we can all find someone, okay? Laura Lumer, I know you didn't mean to do it, but in that moment I experienced something that I haven't felt in a while. That's hope because I am violently single. And if Laura Lumer not only found someone who wants to sit next to her, but I guess wants to sit next to her for eternity. Maybe I can find someone. Maybe you can find someone.

Regardless, that's not what I said. I said the following. I said, I'm so sorry. I had no idea. My condolences to your fiancee. And then everyone just was keep cooking teeth. Thank you.

Thank you. I will. Read her ass. That unfortunate man is probably, fucking, probably a fucking twad as well. So I just replied with this. It's rare that I feel happy about something after the internet, but that was a moment of inspiration.

That was the only time that Laura Lumer that night got her ass brutally beaten in the replies. She also posted this stupid shit, or she said this. To Bad Bunny, she said this. It's kind of ironic how Bad Bunny was dancing on an electrical post at the Super Bowl halftime show. Puerto Rico isn't exactly known for having reliable electricity. He could have highlighted the electrical good crisis in PR and done some good with his platform,

but he chose to generosity. Someone replied, you're an absolute moron, bad bunny Super Bowl halftime show highlighted Puerto Rico's power grid. Like that was the whole point. These people are not bright. They're not bright. That's all I'm going to say. They're just not bright.

Wait, it's not been a grip this whole time. She's actually this dense, yes. I think she may be. And I just want to say that Kid Rock and Ricky Martin were born in the same year and let it be a reminder that hate ages you. Hate ages you. And it just, it really does. It does, it does change how you look physically.

And I think how you appeal to others. But not everyone because of lower loomer can find someone. We all can.