The Keith Edwards Show - MAGA just turned on JD Vance for the funniest reason...

Episode Date: December 30, 2025

Keith Edwards reacts to streamer Clavicular going on Michael Knowles' show and saying the quiet part out loud: He won't vote for JD Vance because he's "fat and ugly." He dives into the shallow state of modern political commentary, where "looksmaxxing" is more important than policy and Gavin Newsom is being praised by conservatives just because he's tall and handsome.Become a Member: https://www.youtube.com/@keithedwards/joinSubscribe to my Substack: http://keithedwards.substack.comBuy a Democracy Hat: https://keithsdebateclub.com/products/democracy-hatCall me and ask a question or leave a comment: ‪[phone]‬Follow me on Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/thekeithedwardsshow/Follow me on BlueSky: https://bsky.app/profile/keithedwards.bsky.socialFollow me on Threads: https://www.threads.net/@keithedwardsFollow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/keithedwards/Follow me on TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@keithedwardsFollow me on X: http://twitter.com/keithedwards

Okay, I did not want to talk about this guy. He's been simmering on the internet for a few months now. He's risen in popularity. But now the Republicans, the Republican podcast people are talking to him. His name is clavicular. He's 20. He apparently does meth. He's on steroids. He's what's called a looks maxer. And if you know what that is, I am jealous. It means that someone who's devoted their time to look as good as possible. Now, he is also becoming a darling of the far right, so we must discuss him because unfortunately, these idiots shape our culture. Now, my producer has sent me over a bunch of clips for us to go through where, one of which he says, under no circumstances, is he going to vote for J.D. Vance? He's going to vote for Gavin Newsom. Clavocular, I hope I'm saying his name right. recently was live streaming on KIC, which is like Twitch, but it's KIC. And he ran over someone. This is who the right is starting to lift up.

Yep, that's who they're paying attention to. And as I said, he didn't interview with a podcaster on the right, a Republican who actually did a series with Jubilee. And before we get to this comment about JD Vance, which is actually quite funny, he had this to say about Charlie Kirk. He said Charlie Kirk wouldn't have been assassinated if he was not ugly. I've gotten assassinated if he were Chad. Well, probably not.

And here's why. Good looking people experience something called the halo effect. So it's quite possible that if Charlie were to be better looking, someone wouldn't have hated him enough to assassinate him. What happened to him is quite terrible. And this might be an insensitive video to make, but I'm really trying to bring awareness to how brutal the Blackville is. Looks really are going to determine the quality of your life to a high degree.

So if you're not doing everything, everything you can to maximize them, you're missing out. Is someone punking me? Am I being punked? Do people say, do they still say punked? Is someone messing with me? This is who a podcaster wanted to talk to. This is podcaster Michael Knowles, who is putting this person front and center.

Yeah, but I mean, like this next election cycle, who's going to win? It's going to be Gavin Newsom against J.D. Vance because J.D. Vance is subhuman and Gavin Nussamoggs. J.D. Vance is subhuman? Yeah. What makes you say that? He's got a very short, total facial width to height ratio. He's obese, very recessed side profile, whereas Newsom is like 6-3, Chad.

So, JD is very tall. J-D. is got to be 6-6-3. Gavin Newsom obviously mocks into death. So you think... So, you know, mocking someone means that you have... that you are more beautiful than they are. That's what it means. It's basically like if you were to compete, you'd win being more attractive.

It's a thing. Now, this to me seems actually very, this seems like the most honest representation of where the right was eventually going to end up, where it's not about anything other than how you look. It actually makes perfect sense that this is the final level of, of what Republicans have become.

Nothing matters, just how you look. It makes so much sense. You're a Newsom head. You prefer Newsom to the vice president. I'm just telling you who's going to win. Do you prefer him, though? Honestly, it's hard to say, but Newsom being that much more of a maugger. And like having a president who's like fat and especially that young. You think he's, I don't think he's fat.

I would say, he's a bigger guy for sure. It's just, like, it's just embarrassing. Like, how are you fat and you expect to, like, lead a country? You can't even. Do you know who the president is? Am I, again, is someone messing with me? Oh, man. All right, here is J.D. Vance.

Picking out donuts. And then someone said, if you don't look good, you won't make it, guys. Jaddy Vance did everything right. He went to the right school, has the right story. Got the right backer, but he's still losing. is because he gets monged by the average middle age man from California. Richard Henania said, I can't get anyone on the right to oppose Vance on the grounds that he is a socialist

and ideological close to Al Sharpton, but a sizable portion of the influencer space won't support him because he's fat and looks like a dork. Whatever, there's no bad reason to impose J.D. Vance. This is also someone who's on the right. And Nick Fentz came in and said, Physiogeny is real. Post physique. It's handsome Thursday. Only believe in beauty and aesthetics.

J.D. Vance equals fat. Subhuman, Nutsum mocks him to death. I would vote for him a hundred times over just because he's handsome. And then Republicans say, no, not like that. You have to vote for the Republican. I do think this shows that J.D. Vance is going to have a hard time in a primary. And I also think this shows that one way or another, when we're post-Trump, this Republican Party is going to come crash in down. It's going to come crashing down. Someone else posted, this is a friend of the channel, Jack Cotterella, said Chad Newsom, Chud Vance. And this man, this man identifies as straight, but says things like this. What are we talking about by hot, like good looking? Like some people think that like Sidney Sweeney is extremely attractive. I would say, I don't want to scandalize anybody, married men. I would say Sidney

is very attractive. I would say that she's pretty malformed. Her upper maxilla is extremely recessed, right? She's got the eyes of doom with no infrared support. She's really not that much of a looker in her face. I think that a lot of people with brains find her attractive because of her body. I don't know. You're telling me that you're telling me that if a guy finds Sidney

attractive, he's got to have brain. I think that she's above average in looks, but certainly not that like, not that like, you know. You said she's got a sunken suborbital. I forget the words that you said. Yeah, she's got a recessed infraorbital and recessed upper. I don't even understand. Here's someone else agreeing that Gavin Newsom is Chad.

And J.D. Vance is subhuman. I saw the backlash from clavicular's appearance on Michael Knowles. I think he did a great. Clavicular, I'm so sorry. Clavicular, not clavicular. Keith. And they're all really upset that he said J.D. Vance is subhuman. Because he is, J.D. Vance is subhuman.

He has a recess maxilla. He's sub five. He's married to a cheat. His wife literally eats shit. It's disgusting. Bro. Okay. So we're just going full racist.

It's full racist. Okay. Well, that's the thing. It's like you really just, I mean, I don't know what the far right was. I don't know what Republicans were thinking. because it's this is like again like this is just the natural end point of where this is all heading when you start to and i don't know what they're doing engaging with this sort of um rhetoric on their side lifting up these sorts of voices it's not going to be helpful for one our country two

for if they're being self-centered and if they're looking out only for themselves it's not going to help their party either byproduct of that is it's not going to help anyone but it's certainly not going to help them stay in power who wants to do appeal like how can you even appeal to someone like that who says a racist comment about the vice president's wife who would want to appeal to someone like that i guess michael knolls michael knolls okay well we're going to keep watching this clavitular clavicular unfortunately that's a name we have to know right now