The Keith Edwards Show - The Nobel Committee Just Got Real With Trump

Episode Date: January 17, 2026

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Last week on Sean Hannity, Maria Machado, completely debased herself. Did you at any point offer to give him the Nobel Peace Prize? Did that actually happen? I had read that somewhere. I wasn't sure if it was true. Well, it hasn't happened yet, but I certainly would love to be able to personally tell him that we believe the Venezuelan people, because he's a surprise of the Venezuelan people, certainly want to give it to him and share it with him. What has, what he has done, as I said, is historic.

It's a huge step towards a democratic transition. So she said on Sean Haney that she wants to give it to him, share it to him. She wants to give Donald Trump her Nobel Peace Prize. Okay. Now, the reason why she won this, I didn't know this, the reason why she won this is because the Venezuelan opposition leader won the Nobel Peace Prize for promoting democratic rights in her country and her struggle to achieve a transition to democracy. The Norwegian Nobel Committee said,

This is just a very sad, pathetic thing that would happen. It's just very sad and pathetic for literally everyone involved. There are no winners in this story, okay? Perhaps the only winner is the Nobel Committee who came out of the statement that kind of humiliated the entire experience. Did you offer to President Trump your Nobel Peace Prize? I presented the president of the United States, the medal of the Nobel Peace Prize. So she gave the President of the United States. Well, actually, when I first heard this, what I thought,

maybe it's because we're English is not, you know, she's English is second language. So I thought to present myself, oh, okay, she presented it to him. She was like, here it is. This is our Peace Prize. This President Trump is only possible because whatever. I thought maybe she was trying to glaze him. No, no, no, no, no, no. No, that's not what happened.

She literally gave it to him. She gave the Nobel Peace Prize. To Donald Trump. When I saw this, I honestly, like, I rarely feel secondhand embarrassment. I felt it for both parties. I felt it for our country. And I felt it for her. I'm kind of like you gave this to the person who bombed your country,

kidnapped its leader, which by the way, not a great guy. But after kidnapping Machado, left his VP in power. and cucked you. And you're like trying to basically say, here, here's something that I, that is rarely given out to many people. I want you to have it. It actually says to me that maybe she didn't even deserve it because this is not a display of power. This is a display of total weakness. Trump, on the other hand, looks like a make-a-wish kid. I mean, and it just the cold and everything and the Declaration of Independent. Like, what is, what are we doing?

And someone tagged Riley Gaines in this. Riley Gaines, if you don't know, is famous for coming in fifth during a swim meet. And Larry the cat, who I was made aware of yesterday, is a good account on X, said, a disturbing example of a man claiming a metal that belongs to a woman, you must be furious. It's pretty funny.

It's pretty funny. Dan Pfeiffer, who has been on the channel, said, I can't believe they don't realize how fucking pathetic this looks. I actually think everyone else around him knows how pathetic this looks. I just don't think Donald Trump particularly cares. I don't think he cares. The White House posted this photo. Like, they posted it.

Like, they are proud of this. They're proud of it. Ken Martin, you know, I was like, I'll put Ken Martin this. I thought that was pretty good. I thought you guys didn't believe in participation trophies. It's pretty good. That's pretty a good comment. Okay. Okay, Ken. This is what it says. To President Donald Trump, in gratitude for your extraordinary strength in promoting peace. God, this is so sad. Promoting peace through strength, advancing diplomacy and defending liberty and prosperity. The 2025 Nobel Peace Prize awarded

to Marina Corina Machado. Maybe that part she should have left out. presented as a personal symbol of gratitude on behalf of the Venezuelan people in recognition of President Trump's principled and decisive action to secure a free Venezuela. Now, as I said, I do have the Nobel Committee's comments about this. I do wonder, like, I'm just thinking out loud. I just got this thought. Do you think perhaps she had a fake one made? Like, would he know?

That's what I truly, that's what I would do. I would 100% do that. I would make a replica. I would frame it and say, here you go. I don't think anyone's as smart as that. But that's what I would do. I would just be like, here, here, I made you a fake one. Enjoy.

Enjoy little boy. Someone shared this. I spent so much time building that trophy case. This is literally what's happened. Or this. Award a two, no. Homer Simpson. When life imitates art.

A lot of people had this thought of like, I mean, to even accept this, as Kyle Cook says, is astonishing. I'm embarrassed for this guy. Now, interesting. Did you know? This is not the first Nobel that has been gifted to someone who didn't win it. Did you know? This is a fun history fact. I did not know this. Goebbels got one that way too. In 1943, Hamson sent his Nobel medal to Third Reich Propagana Minister Joseph Goebbels as a token of his admiration and authored a reverential obituary for Hitler in May 1945. So in many ways, though history may not repeat itself, it quite often rhymes. That is a big-ass rhyme. What she got? She, oh my God. She gave up her Nobel Award for some fucking shitty Trump merch.

Would you trade a Nobel Peace Prize? for a MAGA hat? Is that a trade you'd make? Seems like a bad trade. Jimmy Kimmel did this gag yesterday. He said he offered all of his trophies to Trump if he just pulled ice out of Minneapolis. And I truly believe this could work.

The daytime Emmy, I won for Best Game Show host in 1999. That could be yours. Or perhaps you would prefer my Clio Award for my work selling crap to people. Or my Webby Award, the most prestigious award, the internet can give or my Writers Guild award. This is a good one.

See, it looks nice. Or best of all, I'm willing to hand over my 2015 Soul Train Award for White Person of the Year. You do this. The choice is yours. I will personally deliver any or even all of these to the Oval Office in exchange for leaving the people of Minneapolis alone. That's a funny gag. Now, as I said, the Nobel Committee has said very plainly.

I can't believe that you respond to this. prize cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred. The Norwegian Nobel Committee and Norwegian Nobel Institute receive a number of requests for comments regarding the permanence of a Nobel Peace Prize laureate status. The facts are clear and while established, once a Nobel Prize is announced, it cannot be revoked, shared, or transferred to others. The decision is final and stands for all time. So this is all for nothing, obviously.

We know that. But the fact that they had to even say this is a sign of how insane everything has gotten and everything has gotten very insane. Let's just read one more, shall we? This is pathetic to a degree I didn't realize it's possible. Trump actually was asked about this again, and he cucked her once more. Deli-Rodrigo is a very nice person,

Deli Rodriguez and the remnants of the Maduro regime, and not with Machado, who has the support of the Venezuelan people. Well, if you ever remember a place called Iraq where everybody was fired, every single person, the police, the general, everybody was fired and they ended up being ISIS instead of just getting down to business they ended up being I said I remember that but I'll tell you I had a great meeting yesterday by a person who I have a lot of respect for and she has respect obviously for me in our country

and she gave me her Nobel Prize but I'll tell you what I got to know I never met her before and I was very very impressed she's a really this is a fine woman No, she got a hat, a bag, and cucked. The only thing I can promise is it's only going to get stupid. That is the only thing I can guarantee.