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Episode Date: August 7, 2026

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Starting point is 00:00:02 We have some big updates on what I think is the biggest story of the summer, and that is Donald Trump's wig. Now, if you don't know, Donald Trump, a couple days ago, was seen sporting a wig where, as you can see here, Donald Trump looked like his normal, normal question mark, normal self. And then started to sport this. As you can see here, the hair is blonde and I don't even know. Is that blonde? What would you call that? Looks like a duckling. And then over here, you see there's a clear difference.
Starting point is 00:00:43 It's also further indicated here where that's what Trump normally looks like, his beautiful, handsome-ass self. And then he showed up with this. I would surmise it's a hairpiece, biographer, micro-micron. Michael Wolf has a different opinion on it, but the internet has gone absolutely insane with Trump memes about his wig, and I have just a few of them here for you right now. Here's one. Did I miss your hair up? Did I miss your hero?
Starting point is 00:01:36 Amazing. Another? This one, Donald Trump asking for the Pass America Act to be saved. I would say more than half of your states have serious election problems. That's why we want to have voter ID. It's why we want to have... Honestly, honestly, AI, maybe not so bad, maybe not so bad if it's used for this. Now, this is what Donald Trump's hair actually looks like.
Starting point is 00:02:16 Now, we rarely see a glimpse underneath, but this is 2018 when Trump. when Trump's hair actually flew up. That is crazy. What is that? It's like, it's, I mean, listen, that's very creative. However they were making that happen, that is in its own way, art. Now, this is what Donald Trump's hair looks like.
Starting point is 00:02:49 This is the new wig here. And again, we saw this. And typically, this is what, I mean, this is just, How does one get built like this? How does this happen? What mistakes have been made in order for something like this to occur? This looks like a creature. This looks like a mistake.
Starting point is 00:03:13 And yet, it's happening. I don't know. I mean, listen, I occasionally look not so good. So I don't want to judge someone based on their looks. But then again, but then again. Oh, they did this. Donald Presley. Like father, like son. This might be my favorite. A very tall son named Baron. Has anyone ever heard of it?
Starting point is 00:04:02 Why does this give me so much joy? All right. Now, on to what could potentially be happening. We have biographer Michael Wolfe explaining. Well, I can tell you what's under Donald Trump's hair. And what it's under Donald Trump's hair. And what it's under Donald Trump's hair. is nothing. It's nothing. It is. You see the top of my head. I can do it.
Starting point is 00:04:45 That's actually what the top of Donald Trump's head is like. And he has constructed this thing. And in my book, Fire and Fury, I have a description of Ivanka at a moment in time when she was still amused by her father and often making fun of her father. describes the elaborate architectural process of maintaining that dome over nothing. I mean, one of the greatest, I think we can safely say, the greatest comb over of all time. Of all time, no one's seen anything like it. And, I mean, is she really interested, of each strand having to come up, And as each strand comes up, the hairspray comes on.
Starting point is 00:05:38 And in the end, you have this. You've constructed a dome, a perfect dome. I'm very surprised that it's not, you know, the FDA hasn't banned it because it looks so highly flammable. I mean, it looks as if he went anywhere near a candle, a candle or a naked match. The whole thing would just go up, just go up in one single. It's very firm. Actually, it's more surprising that wind gusts and the helicopter, which we will get to, doesn't pick it up. But that is the cementing, this is kind of cemented down by hairspray. I mean, this is a very central component of Donald Trump's identity and career. And he's very, I mean, one of my favorite passages in, at this point, in all literature, is Stormy Daniels describing when they're lying in bed.
Starting point is 00:06:42 And she asks him about his hair. Hey, what's with that hair? And he tells her, and he tells her in a very self-aware way. It's really one of the few instances of self-awareness that have ever been ascribed. to Donald Trump. And he said, you know, I was a handsome guy. You know, I had a, you know, I had a great, great head of hair. And then I started to lose it. So, so I started to compensate for it. And, and that suddenly became what people were talking about when they talked about me. And I realized that this was a, you know, a brand differentiator. That they,
Starting point is 00:07:27 that they remembered me because of my hair. So interesting. I mean, I hope he's spraying it with fire retardant. I'm assuming that they've got that in some of the spray that they put on there. But it's definitely a differentiator. I mean, in all seriousness, and as his over-the-top fake tan and the way he has those kind of circles around it, because obviously someone comes in and spray tans him. And I wonder if he's just realized that's his physical brand.
Starting point is 00:07:57 And it helps him, as you say, differentiate. I think absolutely without question. I mean, this is what, I mean, first thing, again, that fundamental thing to remind everyone, he's a performer, 14 years as the star of a top rated reality television show. It is about people looking at you. He understands that. as so many politicians, by the way, do not. Right. I mean, because for good reasons, you know, being a politician was being a kind of a policy
Starting point is 00:08:35 wonk and a guy in an office and a guy behind, behind, you know, backroom doors and all of that. Donald Trump was, is among those people who have fully and completely understood that politics is about people looking at you. Very interesting. And I, as someone who is my hair, my hair, listen, I actually believe that if men didn't lose their hair, there'd be no world war at all. But that's just not the world we live in right now, is it?
Starting point is 00:09:16 Well, we'll keep following this very important story as more developments arise. Do hit like and subscribe if you'd like to follow along with us because we will uncover what's underneath all of this. And I'll see you soon.

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