The Keith Edwards Show - Trump Just Fell Asleep Again.. It's Bad

Episode Date: March 26, 2026

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Well, that was a disaster. Donald Trump just got finished doing one of his classic cabinet meetings. This time he fell asleep. He went on a rant about pens and he attacked his own Supreme Court all the while while looking like this. This, look at that. That is not okay. What is his hair? It's just like an idea.

It's not looking great. I have another picture here. It's just he's looking definitely like he is. Something's happening. I don't know what. I'm not a doctor. But the president doesn't look like himself, does he? He sounded like himself in the sense that he is just going on these strange-ass rants.

As I said, he went on a rant about pens. Here that is. It would be better. See, this pen right here. This pen is an interesting example. It's the same thing. So this pen is very inexpensive. But it writes well.

I like it. But I can't have the pen the way it was. You know what it is. I don't want to give too much publicity, but they do treat me well. Sharpie. And the people laughing at him, so embarrassing. Like, they had to pretend like what he's saying is, funny. Did he say anything funny there? No. It's like the whole thing's humiliating. Have you ever

been having like the smallest amount of notoriety now? I have been in situations where I felt like I did not say anything funny. But then people laughed because they wanted me to feel like I was impressing them. It was very strange. And I did not like it. I can't imagine my whole life being people wanting to make me feel like I'm important and wanted me to feel like I'm big and important and smart and funny, even if I'm sometimes not. Regardless, a bit of a diatribe, but yes. So I came here to have $1,000 pens.

And you know, you hand pens out, you're signing and you hand them out. You're handing them with all these people. Sometimes you have 30, 40 people. And there were $1,000 a piece. Beautiful pen. Ballpoint. thousand, it was gold, silver, gorgeous. But I'm handing out to kids that don't even know what they're.

What is this, mommy? It's kids. They're getting a pen for $1,000. They have no idea what it is. And I feel guilty because I'm like, you know, I'm by nature. I don't, you know, it's the government. I love the government like I love myself economically. I want to save money.

So I'm saying, this is crazy. And it had another problem. They didn't write well. So I take it out. And I saw it and there's no ink. And I got all you people looking and you say, there must be something wrong with Trump. And I'm signing, and there's no ink in the pen,

and it costs $1,000. This one I called the guy. I said, I'd like to use your pen, but I can't have a gray thing with a big ass on it. Same Sharpie. As I'm signing a trillion dollar airplane contract to buy brand new fighter jets, brand new B2 bombers, of which we just ordered plenty.

I can't do that with the press. Use your pen, but I like the pen the best. But I signed it. I could do like Biden did, you know? Give it to somebody. This goes on for 30 more seconds. Incredible, right? Incredible.

He else to sign or an auto pen. Or maybe sign it separately at another room, but I can't use your pen. He said, well, I can make it nicer. So what can you do? He said, I'll paint it black. I said, that's nice. And I can even paint the White House on it, sir, if you like, in gold. Almost real gold, not bad.

And I can even do your signature, sir. And by the way, this was not staged. I just saw the pen said there. I thought that this is an example of how $25 million spent by me at the Federal Reserve building would be a better job than $4 billion that they're spending. And you know, one of the things it would be. Anyone, anyone understand the point of that? Anyone?

That was insane. that was just a small amount of what happened in this cabinet meeting. I was actually going to show you that they kept going, but I'm going to save you the time of having to listen to talk about pens. But as I said, Donald Trump did fall asleep yet again in front of cameras. Real quick, there's something I had to tell you about. This show is nominated for an award. Yes, the Keith Edwards show is nominated for a Shorty Award in the News and Paul

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Donald Trump is fighting woke every day. Now that he's, here's the thing about the media, though. If President Trump had not acted, you'd be screaming, why not? Mander. Can we just laugh, laugh and so we don't cry? Donald Trump also went on a rant about his Ballroom. Yes, we're at war. Prices are higher than ever. The stock market is falling. Oil is becoming more expensive. Grocery prices are out of control. People can't afford to live. And here is the president's priority. And we have some projects that are great. This ballroom is going to be something that's so beautiful for the city, so desperately needed by presidents. I mean, now it's no secret. The military wanted it more than anybody. It was supposed to be secret. But it was supposed to be secret.

became unsecret because of people that are really unpatriotic saying things. But does it matter? Doesn't matter. It's going to be great. We're building an arc, a triumphal arc, which will be incredible for the city. We're fixing up the, what was the Kennedy Center.

I was honored when the board changed the name a little bit. Actually, it shows that the Republican and the Democrats that worked together. It's really something we worked together. It's just, he also attached his own Supreme Court. We have a court order that we have, so can you believe it? A judge. The judges are really hurting this country.

Our judges, Justice Roberts doesn't like what I say it, but the judges are really hurting this country. And frankly, the justices, the Supreme Court, has really hurt our country too. I'll say this. I mean, I've been thinking this, that it's a sign of, of hope. There's not many signs of hope right now, but it's a sign, it's a hopeful sign to me that this very, very, very authoritarian, fascist-leaning regime that is controlling our country is listening to judges, more or less. I think there's probably moments here and there

where they're not, but it appears that more often than not, they listen to judges' orders. That to me is hopeful. You can write in the comments about how, well, actually, there's a lot, and then, sure, but by and large, they're listening to court orders, and I think that's a good thing. It's a good thing, and we should take any positive sign we can. And Donald Trump also admitted that he, Donald Trump is a literally, has been attacking mail-in-voting for six years because, I don't know, I actually don't know why Republicans loved the mail-in-voting for the longest time. And then he just started to attack it.

And ever since he's been attacking it, people have been wondering how he has been voting. Turns out, it's through the mail. Tell me about mail-in-bell. You may not use the mail-in-vout. You probably said, yeah, I did. You know what, because I'm president of the United States. And because of the fact that I'm president of the United States, I did a mail-in ballot for election.

I didn't mail-in-dial-in because I'm president of the United States. So no one else can unless you're president. It took place in Florida because I felt I should be here instead of being in the beautiful sunshine. That's right. And I, yeah. And I decided that I was going to vote by mail-in ballot because I couldn't be there because I had a lot of different things. But, you know, we... Good on that reporter.

I'd be like, well, you were actually in Palm Beach the past three weeks. Why couldn't you vote in person? Great. That's a great point. Donald Trump also said that he... Look at him. He looks so bad.

We're going to take Iran's oil. Are you thinking you're taking control of Iran's oil? It's an option. I mean, I wouldn't talk about it, but it's an option. Is that something you thought about it? Well, in Venezuela, we've done very well, working with Venezuela, certainly. We've taken in billions and billions of dollars.

And by the way, Venezuela is doing better. Insane. Insane. And this is just, this is a normal, it's just an average day in the White House. He also talked about his cognitive test, how he aced it. Does anyone believe that he aced a cognitive test? I don't. The man is a liar.

And I'm sure on this thing, he is lying as well. Well, it's another day in America. Here we are. Happy Thursday or Friday, depending upon where in the world you are. I'm hoping you're having a beautiful day and I will see you soon.